What is it and why?

(Ruthie and Pauline are at the airport looking for Hilton's brother. Hilton doesn't like his brother. So he isn't very excited about his brother staying at his house.)

PAULINE: You know, I can really understand how Hilton feels. Accually because my father treated my older sister very special. In fact, one day, this was out of nowhere he took my favorite doll and he just gave it to Susan.

RUTHIE: I never knew you had a sister.

PAULINE: Well she was an imaginary sister, so I guess the dinamics are a little bit different.

RUTHIE: Your father gave your doll to a sister you made up?

PAULINE: No, it was a sister he made up. It started as a tax daduction and then it just got carried away. Susan got everything! So even though I was an only child, I wasn't my parents favorite.

[This message has been edited by Salem (edited 02-22-2001).]

[Pauline with her younger date]

Pauline: Look over there, that's a nice piece of meat for you.
Date: What do mean?
Pauline: Didn't you see her?
Date: I was looking at you.
Pauline: Oh....really.

[Pauline walks over to Ruthie and Hilton's table]

Pauline: I think that me and my date are going to go out for a long dinner.
Ruthie: May we join you?
Pauline: Back away!!!!!!!!!


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Andrew Carden

it was when Phillica and Madeline were working on something together and then went to their (?) boss and the boss rejected their idea and then Madeline said: I see how it is its because were black' i was laughin soooo hard it was too funny