Originally posted by *Jackie*
I know I know. It's so hard to stay that way. :lol: I might as well just forget it, because it's not happening any time soon.
:rotflmao: Yep, yep. You won't be changing anytime soon. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rotflmao: Yep, yep. You won't be changing anytime soon. :)

Actually, I am doing better. :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Actually, I am doing better. :D
I didn't notice? O_O

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I didn't notice? O_O

:rofl: Damn. Well, I am. A LOT better. K, maybe not a lot, but a noticable amount, I guess. -_-

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl: Damn. Well, I am. A LOT better. K, maybe not a lot, but a noticable amount, I guess. -_-
LOL since WHEN?

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL since WHEN?

Since that night I said the transformation would take place. LOL Give me some credit. I'm a very open person, like you said. Or at least I am online, while I'm talking to you. :rofl: I don't discuss that crap much offline.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Since that night I said the transformation would take place. LOL Give me some credit. I'm a very open person, like you said. Or at least I am online, while I'm talking to you. :rofl: I don't discuss that crap much offline.
LOL Umm. :p Ok. You got a bit better. Just keep working. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL Umm. :p Ok. You got a bit better. Just keep working. :D

:nod: I haven't looked up any questions since then, have I? I don't remember discussing anything with you, and I usually do. Since me and you joke around about it... then a weird question comes up and I look it up.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:nod: I haven't looked up any questions since then, have I? I don't remember discussing anything with you, and I usually do. Since me and you joke around about it... then a weird question comes up and I look it up.
:rofl: Well not that I know of. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rofl: Well not that I know of. :lol:

Yay. :woohoo:

It's kind of bad that that's a big accomplishment for me. o_O

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yay. :woohoo:
*tears roll down cheeks* RIP, old perverted Jackie. :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It's kind of bad that that's a big accomplishment for me. o_O
:lookaroun

It's ok. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*tears roll down cheeks* RIP, old perverted Jackie. :(

Now you have a slightly less perverted version of me. Isn't it beautiful? :D

Word, peeps.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:lookaroun

It's ok. :)

If it weren't for you I would probably still be feeling super bad about everything. But you always give your words of advice and say it's normal so then everythings ok. :happyface

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Now you have a slightly less perverted version of me. Isn't it beautiful? :D
*squints* Yeah, it is. :D

Originally posted by The Modfather
Word, peeps.

:wave:

Originally posted by The Modfather
Word, peeps.
YO YO YO

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:wave:

Hi, Jackie.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
If it weren't for you I would probably still be feeling super bad about everything. But you always give your words of advice and say it's normal so then everythings ok. :happyface
:bighug: BARNEY MOMENT!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:bighug: BARNEY MOMENT!

Yes! :D

Originally posted by The Modfather
Hi, Jackie.

What's up?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yes! :D W00t. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
W00t. :woohoo:

:cuckoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:cuckoo:
We're freaks. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
We're freaks. :woohoo:

Idiots, *******, and morons. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Idiots, *******, and morons. :woohoo:
Yes! We're TRL's! Totally Rejected Losers! GO US!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yes! We're TRL's! Totally Rejected Losers! GO US!

We're not even worthy of that title. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
We're not even worthy of that title. :woohoo: YAY! :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
YAY! :D

QWERTY. w0rd up. :cool:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
YO YO YO

*Gets down on one knee* Will you merry me, Lynda?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
QWERTY. w0rd up. :cool:
:D

Originally posted by The Modfather
*Gets down on one knee* Will you merry me, Lynda?

Awwww. Say yes, Lynn!

Originally posted by The Modfather
*Gets down on one knee* Will you merry me, Lynda?
:faint: YES! :eek:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Awwww. Say yes, Lynn! LYK LYK

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:faint: YES! :eek:

Luv is in the air!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Luv is in the air! :biglove: Yee-yah baby.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:biglove: Yee-yah baby.

I can't wait to attend your wedding. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I can't wait to attend your wedding. :woohoo:
You can be my bridesmaid. Even tho I don't know what the fork they do! YAY :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
You can be my bridesmaid. Even tho I don't know what the fork they do! YAY :D

Are they the people who the throw the flowers? :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Are they the people who the throw the flowers? :lol:
I don't remember. But you can do that. Unless you want to try and catch them... ^_^

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I don't remember. But you can do that. Unless you want to try and catch them... ^_^

No. I'll throw the flowers. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
No. I'll throw the flowers. :)
Ok. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Ok. :D

I get a pink dress!!11

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I get a pink dress!!11
Aaalright! :woohoo: My wedding dress. (as it has been for the past.. year. :cool: )
http://www.101bridalgowns.com/bride1.jpg

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Aaalright! :woohoo: My wedding dress. (as it has been for the past.. year. :cool: )
http://www.101bridalgowns.com/bride1.jpg The one IN FRONT of the black line ^.^

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Aaalright! :woohoo: My wedding dress. (as it has been for the past.. year. :cool: )
http://www.101bridalgowns.com/bride1.jpg

http://www.champagnebridalwear.co.uk/images/photos/Image8.jpg

I like that one. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
http://www.champagnebridalwear.co.uk/images/photos/Image8.jpg

I like that one. :lol: I like strapless dresses. They're prettyyyy.

http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

My tux :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I like strapless dresses. They're prettyyyy.

Some strapless dresses are pretty. :lol: It all depends. I don't know what I really want my dress to look like. The style will probalby change by then anyways, and they'll have new stuff.

Originally posted by The Modfather
http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

My tux :D
:drool: Oh goodness me.

Originally posted by The Modfather
http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

My tux :D

:rofl:

:cool:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:drool: Oh goodness me.

~_-

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:cool:

:eek:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:eek: :o

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:o

:eek2:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:eek2:
:eek: OMG.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:eek: OMG.

ohno:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
ohno: Whaaat? :(

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Whaaat? :(

Nuttin'

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=796695

Originally posted by The Modfather
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=796695

LOL I remember that. Lynn was angered.

Originally posted by The Modfather
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=796695
Undoubtedly Jackie's finest work so far. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Undoubtedly Jackie's finest work so far. :)

I remember you said you liked it. :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I remember you said you liked it. :D
Um yes. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Um yes. :)

I had tears in my eyes from laughing. You put it in your siggy and then you freaked and said pranks are mean. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I had tears in my eyes from laughing. You put it in your siggy and then you freaked and said pranks are mean. :lol: LOL yes. But I really didn't want to put it in my sig. because I was like ''they can't be serious'' but I knew you'd put me on a guilt trip. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL yes. But I really didn't want to put it in my sig. because I was like ''they can't be serious'' but I knew you'd put me on a guilt trip. :lol:

I worked SO HARD ON THAT. :crying: It REALLY hurt my feelings when I thought you didn't like it. :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I worked SO HARD ON THAT. :crying: It REALLY hurt my feelings when I thought you didn't like it. :(
How did you blend the pics like that? I've ALWAYS wondered. Seriously. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
How did you blend the pics like that? I've ALWAYS wondered. Seriously. :lol:

LOL :rofl: It's not that hard. I just put the pictures side by side then motion blurred and blurred the hell out of it. Then I put the pictures on top of the the blurry background and erased the background of them.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
LOL :rofl: It's not that hard. I just put the pictures side by side then motion blurred and blurred the hell out of it. Then I put the pictures on top of the the blurry background and erased the background of them. LOL oh ok. I think it looks cool but I never knew how to do it. 0_0

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL oh ok. I think it looks cool but I never knew how to do it. 0_0

:nod: It took me a whole 5 minutes. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:nod: It took me a whole 5 minutes. :)
Who spends 5 minutes on a blend? That's a LONG time. :rofl:

Watch, I won't make another blend for like 34529342 years. :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Who spends 5 minutes on a blend? That's a LONG time. :rofl:

Watch, I won't make another blend for like 34529342 years. :p

I know.. :eek: I work to hard. :eek:

Me either. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I know.. :eek: I work to hard. :eek:

Me either. :lol:
But I sorta had fun making the Anthony blend. I got frusterated tho. ^.^

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
But I sorta had fun making the Anthony blend. I got frusterated tho. ^.^

Why did you get frustrated? :(

Ugh. -_-

Computer froze so I had to restart.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Computer froze so I had to restart.

Ok. >^.^<

Ugh I hate that. It freezes and you have to just press that lil button that shuts its off on the laptop.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Ugh I hate that. It freezes and you have to just press that lil button that shuts its off on the laptop.

When my computer freezes I try pressing CTRL and delete and if that doesn't work I just click the switch. -_-

Originally posted by *Jackie*
When my computer freezes I try pressing CTRL and delete and if that doesn't work I just click the switch. -_-
This laptop doesn't let it do that. It just doesn't work. :(

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
This laptop doesn't let it do that. It just doesn't work. :(

I would hate that, even though it doesn't work most of the time anyways, or it takes so long that it would be quicker to just restart. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I would hate that, even though it doesn't work most of the time anyways, or it takes so long that it would be quicker to just restart. :lol:
I do. It seems to work most of the time so when you can't do it it's annoying. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I do. It seems to work most of the time so when you can't do it it's annoying. :)

That's weird that it doesn't have that. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That's weird that it doesn't have that. :lol:
It just.. doesn't work. O_O

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
It just.. doesn't work. O_O

:\

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:\ Ditot. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Ditot. :)

QwertQwert.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
QwertQwert. QWERT YOU!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
QWERT YOU!

QWERT YOU TOO!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
QWERT YOU TOO!
:eek: :mad:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:eek: :mad:

No.. that's good. :eek3:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
No.. that's good. :eek3:
You meant it in a GOOD way? We went over this before. :o

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
You meant it in a GOOD way? We went over this before. :o

:rofl: Qwerty is good, remember? :D So Qwert You has to be good too!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl: Qwerty is good, remember? :D So Qwert You has to be good too!
Oh, ok. :) Cool!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Oh, ok. :) Cool!

Duh. *******. :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Duh. *******. :mad:
DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT! (if you catch my drift)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT! (if you catch my drift)

*******. I'll call you it as much as I want to. :angryfire

Originally posted by *Jackie*
*******. I'll call you it as much as I want to. :angryfire
O_O WTF!!!!11

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
O_O WTF!!!!11

WTF yourself. :mumble:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
WTF yourself. :mumble: No thanks. o_O

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
No thanks. o_O

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rotflmao: :grr: :cool:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:grr: :cool:

:rolleyes: :D :talk: :eek: :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rolleyes: :D :talk: :eek: :wave: :happyface :cool: :rolleyes: :confused: :talk:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:happyface :cool: :rolleyes: :confused: :talk:

lalallaaa

Originally posted by *Jackie*
lalallaaa *itches eye*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*itches eye*

SCRATCHES. SCRAAATCHES.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
SCRATCHES. SCRAAATCHES.
NOPIEZ

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
NOPIEZ

You said scratches for a while though. :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You said scratches for a while though. :(
:(

dsfdsafdsafsdafs

O_.

Sorry if I'm not talking much, I'm reading something.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Sorry if I'm not talking much, I'm reading something.
It's ok. :cool:

kkkkkkkkkkkk done.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
kkkkkkkkkkkk done. LYK LYK!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LYK LYK!

:nod:

It sure is active today. -_-

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It sure is active today. -_- I know. :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I know. :)

:eyes2:

Get on MSN. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Get on MSN. :lol: WTF!? O_OOOOo

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
WTF!? O_OOOOo

It's boring on here right now.

Then get your asses the **** back on.

THIS WILL BE
AN EVERLASTING LOVE

baby bye bye bye

Originally posted by *Jackie*
baby bye bye bye EVERLASTING LOVE

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
EVERLASTING LOVE

Ok, whatever.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Ok, whatever. Dude, this is the only av I've used more than like 2ce. Best av ever. I shall use it soon agane.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Dude, this is the only av I've used more than like 2ce. Best av ever. I shall use it soon agane.

I remember it. :lol: I only remember you using it once though.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I remember it. :lol: I only remember you using it once though. Nope, more than once. :roller:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Nope, more than once. :roller:

It is cool. >^.^<

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It is cool. >^.^< :biglove:

:roller:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:biglove:

:roller:

:eek4:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:eek4: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128378

lmao those stories are so effing sweet. There ya go, Ashlee's guilty pleasure.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128378

lmao those stories are so effing sweet. There ya go, Ashlee's guilty pleasure.

I haven't read fanfics at that board in a LONG time. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I haven't read fanfics at that board in a LONG time. :lol: haha i love them...i only read the good ones though. Some are really ****ed, and I'm all...screw that ****.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
haha i love them...i only read the good ones though. Some are really ****ed, and I'm all...screw that ****.

That one is good so far. The one you posted the link to.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That one is good so far. The one you posted the link to. It's a Jack and Janet one, haha those are the BEST.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
It's a Jack and Janet one, haha those are the BEST.

Because people always make them in love and stuff. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Because people always make them in love and stuff. :lol: It's so cute :biglove:

And Ashlee is usually not one for cute stuff :grr: *machos up*

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
It's so cute :biglove:

And Ashlee is usually not one for cute stuff :grr: *machos up*

That's the way the show should have ended anyways, dammit.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That's the way the show should have ended anyways, dammit. I know. Pisses me off. Fanfic is the only way to even in out :roller:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
I know. Pisses me off. Fanfic is the only way to even in out :roller:

:nod: And some people write so good that it seems real.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:nod: And some people write so good that it seems real. Exxxactly. :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Exxxactly. :)

:D

:rock:

“Janet, I – “ He was cut off abruptly by the sound of her hand hitting his skin. “You…you slapped me!”

“I always knew you were bright.”

LOL

Originally posted by *Jackie*
“Janet, I – “ He was cut off abruptly by the sound of her hand hitting his skin. “You…you slapped me!”

“I always knew you were bright.”

LOL :lol:

That was good and long. Hope they update soon :grr:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:lol:

That was good and long. Hope they update soon :grr:

They go into a lot of detail. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
They go into a lot of detail. :lol: Tis what a good writer does. :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Tis what a good writer does. :)

>^.^<

THIS WILL BE. AN EVERLASTING LOVE. lmao keep listening to that.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
THIS WILL BE. AN EVERLASTING LOVE. lmao keep listening to that.

:lol:

http://www.ironicrequiem.com/tina/

holy ef, theres a freaking site that lists all of Tina's rants lmao. If you're bored...go to rants. :rofl:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
http://www.ironicrequiem.com/tina/

holy ef, theres a freaking site that lists all of Tina's rants lmao. If you're bored...go to rants. :rofl:

Does she really believe what she says in her rants? :lol: Does she write her parts for WU?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Does she really believe what she says in her rants? :lol: Does she write her parts for WU? They don't write the whole thing, but I'm assuming the rants are all hers. :lol:

the first one about britney is great...hole in a paper plate :rotflmao: rub it with fine oils and liniments. dammit all. *dies*

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
the first one about britney is great...hole in a paper plate :rotflmao: rub it with fine oils and liniments. dammit all. *dies*

I'll read them in a second. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'll read them in a second. :lol: :)

You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real.
Jimmy: What did you say? you said they "felt real"?
Tina: No.

:rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real.
Jimmy: What did you say? you said they "felt real"?
Tina: No.

:rofl: lmao

"On Monday, Attorney General John Ashcroft issued a terrorism warning, advising all Americans to be on high alert this week. On Friday, he announces that the period of high alert may be extended indefinitely. I think I speak for all Americans when I say: Bitch, I can’t be more alert than I already am. I’m opening my mail with salad tongs, I take my passport in the shower with me, I’m watching so much CNN that I’m having sex dreams about Wolf Blitzer. How about this? You stay on high alert, and I’ll go freeze my head like Walt Disney and you can wake me up when all of this is over, alright?"

LOL!!

OMG I LOVE THE BABIES ONE, where all the girls come out...*shuts up*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
"On Monday, Attorney General John Ashcroft issued a terrorism warning, advising all Americans to be on high alert this week. On Friday, he announces that the period of high alert may be extended indefinitely. I think I speak for all Americans when I say: Bitch, I can’t be more alert than I already am. I’m opening my mail with salad tongs, I take my passport in the shower with me, I’m watching so much CNN that I’m having sex dreams about Wolf Blitzer. How about this? You stay on high alert, and I’ll go freeze my head like Walt Disney and you can wake me up when all of this is over, alright?"

LOL!! ahaha Tina's a frickin genius

http://www.ironicrequiem.com/tina/snap.jpg

I'm laughing at that picture. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
http://www.ironicrequiem.com/tina/snap.jpg

I'm laughing at that picture. :lol: thats when they make extra dirty jokes and go OH SNAP

like when they were talking about demi moore turning 40, and then going...but she felt like a 25 year old inside...oh dear :rofl:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
thats when they make extra dirty jokes and go OH SNAP

like when they were talking about demi moore turning 40, and then going...but she felt like a 25 year old inside...oh dear :rofl:

omg :rotflmao:

i could NOT resist posting this one

This week, the FAA shut down a terminal at Kennedy Airport because security workers were not using the metal detectors properly. And at O'Hare, a man with 7 knives, a stun-gun and a can of mase passed a security check point. I just want to take a minute to address the airport security personnel directly, if I might:
I know you guys only make, like, 7 dollars an hour, and you're worried about being replaced by Federal employees, but ... seriously, you have got to get it together! You have got to focus up! Okay? So, here's what I propose: the first airport employee that successfully catches a terrorist, Jimmy and I will throw a pizza party for you and up to 20 of your friends. Isn't that right, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Absolutely.
Tina: Think about that. Think about this. It's all the pizza you can eat. Up to 20 of your friends. There's no kind of limit on the kind of toppings you can have... Jimmy, Is there a limit on the toppings?
Jimmy: No.
Tina: No. Okay? If you wanna get al plain pizzas, great.
Jimmy: Get half plain, half pepperoni. That's cool with us.
Tina: That's fine. If you wanna get ham and pineapple, I think that's weird, but, whatever, you know?
Jimmy: You eat it.
Tina: That's the kind of freedom that makes this country great. Will I pay for cheesy bread?
Jimmy & Tina: No!
Tina: That's not the deal.
Jimmy: Don't be greedy!
Tina: It's a pizza party, okay? Don't try to take advantage of us. Also, don't be a jerk. If you only have like, 15 good friends that like pizza, don't scrape up 5 other people just to make it more expensive for us.
Jimmy: I wanna have a good time, too. Don't bring a bunch of creeps.
Tina: Yeah. It's called "Weekend Update Strikes Back...
Jimmy: ... Pizza Party Against Terrorism."
Tina: Think about this. So, if you love pizza, and you hate terrorism, get your head out of your ass, and get all up in Momar's carry-on. Back to you, America. No? Us? Okay, back to you.

Oh **** :rofl:

*holds up pick of Monica Lewinsky*
he did this
*holds up pick of Hilary Clinton*
he did NOT do this

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
i could NOT resist posting this one

This week, the FAA shut down a terminal at Kennedy Airport because security workers were not using the metal detectors properly. And at O'Hare, a man with 7 knives, a stun-gun and a can of mase passed a security check point. I just want to take a minute to address the airport security personnel directly, if I might:
I know you guys only make, like, 7 dollars an hour, and you're worried about being replaced by Federal employees, but ... seriously, you have got to get it together! You have got to focus up! Okay? So, here's what I propose: the first airport employee that successfully catches a terrorist, Jimmy and I will throw a pizza party for you and up to 20 of your friends. Isn't that right, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Absolutely.
Tina: Think about that. Think about this. It's all the pizza you can eat. Up to 20 of your friends. There's no kind of limit on the kind of toppings you can have... Jimmy, Is there a limit on the toppings?
Jimmy: No.
Tina: No. Okay? If you wanna get al plain pizzas, great.
Jimmy: Get half plain, half pepperoni. That's cool with us.
Tina: That's fine. If you wanna get ham and pineapple, I think that's weird, but, whatever, you know?
Jimmy: You eat it.
Tina: That's the kind of freedom that makes this country great. Will I pay for cheesy bread?
Jimmy & Tina: No!
Tina: That's not the deal.
Jimmy: Don't be greedy!
Tina: It's a pizza party, okay? Don't try to take advantage of us. Also, don't be a jerk. If you only have like, 15 good friends that like pizza, don't scrape up 5 other people just to make it more expensive for us.
Jimmy: I wanna have a good time, too. Don't bring a bunch of creeps.
Tina: Yeah. It's called "Weekend Update Strikes Back...
Jimmy: ... Pizza Party Against Terrorism."
Tina: Think about this. So, if you love pizza, and you hate terrorism, get your head out of your ass, and get all up in Momar's carry-on. Back to you, America. No? Us? Okay, back to you.

:rofl:

Pineapple and ham pizza is gross.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Oh **** :rofl:

*holds up pick of Monica Lewinsky*
he did this
*holds up pick of Hilary Clinton*
he did NOT do this

:rotflmao:

Okay I'm done, I can shut up now. :lol:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
They don't write the whole thing, but I'm assuming the rants are all hers. :lol:

"If you love Tina, and hate terrorism.
Get your head outta your ass,
and get all up in this fanlisting."

That person is funny. :lol:

I totally quoted the wrong thing, but i'm too lazy to edit. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I totally quoted the wrong thing, but i'm too lazy to edit. :) lol

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
lol

:cat:

Ya know what's awesome? Tina isn't her real name, this is: Elizabeth Stamatina Fey

I just thought it was Elizabath Tina Fey, though. No wonder I was confused, what with her being Greek :grr:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Ya know what's awesome? Tina isn't her real name, this is: Elizabeth Stamatina Fey

I just thought it was Elizabath Tina Fey, though. No wonder I was confused, what with her being Greek :grr:

Stamatina? That's original. I've never heard it before. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Stamatina? That's original. I've never heard it before. :lol: I'm guessing it's Greek lol. They have those kinds of names.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
I'm guessing it's Greek lol. They have those kinds of names.

I don't know how to tell if a name is Greek or not. I don't know much about it.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I don't know how to tell if a name is Greek or not. I don't know much about it. It's not HORRIBLY hard, but the only reason I know is because I know she's Greek lol.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
It's not HORRIBLY hard, but the only reason I know is because I know she's Greek lol.

I didn't even know what she was. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I didn't even know what she was. :lol: She mentions it alot. And once, when that girl from My Big Fat Greek Wedding hosted, the cast of SNL was all coming out and dancing like the Greeks, but Tina came out first like all...yeah, I'm Greek. :grr:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
She mentions it alot. And once, when that girl from My Big Fat Greek Wedding hosted, the cast of SNL was all coming out and dancing like the Greeks, but Tina came out first like all...yeah, I'm Greek. :grr:

:lol:

I'm on like Tina Fey is KEWL raid, so as to be expected...I'm posting this artical I just found. Because we're bored, right? :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
I'm on like Tina Fey is KEWL raid, so as to be expected...I'm posting this artical I just found. Because we're bored, right? :)

Right!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Right! http://suicidegirls.com/words/Tina+Fey/

Dude, my head hurts from staring at the computer for so long.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
http://suicidegirls.com/words/Tina+Fey/

Oh my god that's long. :lol:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Dude, my head hurts from staring at the computer for so long.

Mine doesn't. -_-

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh my god that's long. :lol: Goes by fast ;)

lmao I don't care, I just thought it was funny

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Mine doesn't. -_- When I stare too long everything gets extra bright and my head hurts. SWEET.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Goes by fast ;)

lmao I don't care, I just thought it was funny

:lol: I'm reading it.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
When I stare too long everything gets extra bright and my head hurts. SWEET.

:(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: I'm reading it. Chinese checkerZ.

"Like me he’s a very hardworking nerd. "

Nerd. :rock: :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:( No, really, it's fine. More than fine, SWEET.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
"Like me he’s a very hardworking nerd. "

Nerd. :rock: :lol: HELLZ YIA SON

"TF: I definitely had girls threaten to kick my ass. The part in the movie where she says “You’re really pretty.” Thank you”, “So you agree?” That happened to me. Other than that it was the usual nonsense."

The person that said that to her must've been dumb. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
"TF: I definitely had girls threaten to kick my ass. The part in the movie where she says “You’re really pretty.” Thank you”, “So you agree?” That happened to me. Other than that it was the usual nonsense."

The person that said that to her must've been dumb. :lol:

That came out wrong. I meant when they said "So you agree?" Ok. I'm gonna shut up.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That came out wrong. I meant when they said "So you agree?" Ok. I'm gonna shut up. lol i get it

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
lol i get it

Ok. :lol: I read what I posted and I was like that sounds bad. -_-

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Ok. :lol: I read what I posted and I was like that sounds bad. -_- Damn straight, bitch. Beyonce is FUGLY TOO

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Damn straight, bitch. Beyonce is FUGLY TOO

*cough*

I disagree.

I want to be a part of her, Amy and Rachel's 12 year relationship :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
*cough*

I disagree. :p

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
I want to be a part of her, Amy and Rachel's 12 year relationship :(

Too bad.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:p

:)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Too bad. SUCK IT HO

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
SUCK IT HO

Maybe one day you'll be friends with them. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Maybe one day you'll be friends with them. :) Maybe. As you with Beyonce.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Maybe. As you with Beyonce.

We have big dreams. :lol:

I just hope I get to meet her some day, or at least go to a concert, for ****s sake.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
We have big dreams. :lol:

I just hope I get to meet her some day, or at least go to a concert, for ****s sake. Mmhmm -_-

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Mmhmm -_-

<<.>>_<<.>>

Originally posted by *Jackie*
<<.>>_<<.>> Let's make a deal...one of us gets in the business first, we cheat the other in. **** YEAH HOZ AND PIMPZ MUTHERZ.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Let's make a deal...one of us gets in the business first, we cheat the other in. **** YEAH HOZ AND PIMPZ MUTHERZ.

That's the way it works! It's who you know. :rock:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That's the way it works! It's who you know. :rock: And who you do :rock:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
And who you do :rock:

Oh yeah, can't forget about that!!11

:bored:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh yeah, can't forget about that!!11 Word.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Word.

Up.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:bored: Well...I've done it to you, you want to obsess throw-up on me now? I suppose it's only fair.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Well...I've done it to you, you want to obsess throw-up on me now? I suppose it's only fair.

No. There's no point. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
No. There's no point. :lol: *shrugs* WutvR. I've just been so SNLey lately. Suppose I should haul my ass to the building and take the head of it hostage now...

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
*shrugs* WutvR. I've just been so SNLey lately. Suppose I should haul my ass to the building and take the head of it hostage now...

Have fun! See you on the news! :happyface

My hands are freezing, again.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Have fun! See you on the news! :happyface :D

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:D

:woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
My hands are freezing, again. Mine finally...arn't. Still have that head pain, though. :lol: Let's suffer together. :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Mine finally...arn't. Still have that head pain, though. :lol: Let's suffer together. :)

I'm suffering enough without my hands freezing. Cramps. *sobs*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm suffering enough without my hands freezing. Cramps. *sobs* Why so?

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Why so? Oh, I didn't read cramps. lmao.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Why so?

I really don't wanna go back to school. I'm freaking scared about my report card. I was like whatever I'm not gonna worry about it over break, but now I'm starting to worry again..since I have like 3 days left. I shouldn't goofed around so much in Drama. My mom is gonna be like "WTF" if I'm failing that. God, why did I have to dance in that class and talk and laugh instead of do my work. Then again it wasn't my fault he stuck me with a partner who didn't wanna do her work. *sigh* And I'm gonna be on 'aunt flow,' or whatever you call it, during school. Man, speaking of that... today when we walked in the store my mom was like "Do you need pads?" really loud my sister, since she's on it, and people looked and me and my sister just looked at eachother and laughed it off. Then when we went to the cashier my mom and the cashier were making jokes about that... and me and my sister kind of just looked at eachother. :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Oh, I didn't read cramps. lmao.

:eyes2:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I really don't wanna go back to school. I'm freaking scared about my report card. I was like whatever I'm not gonna worry about it over break, but now I'm starting to worry again..since I have like 3 days left. I shouldn't goofed around so much in Drama. My mom is gonna be like "WTF" if I'm failing that. God, why did I have to dance in that class and talk and laugh instead of do my work. Then again it wasn't my fault he stuck me with a partner who didn't wanna do her work. *sigh* And I'm gonna be on 'aunt flow,' or whatever you call it, during school. Man, speaking of that... today when we walked in the store my mom was like "Do you need pads?" really loud my sister, since she's on it, and people looked and me and my sister just looked at eachother and laughed it off. Then when we went to the cashier my mom and the cashier were making jokes about that... and me and my sister kind of just looked at eachother. :) Mmkaye, last part was hilarious...

School ****? Don't worry, I'm dealing with that **** too. I'm going to fail Chemistry. I know it. I just failed a test, and he's letting me retake it...but still, I don't get it...and I won't. And math...Oh Jesus, I'm not even getting into that. **** it all. **** it all to hell.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Mmkaye, last part was hilarious...

School ****? Don't worry, I'm dealing with that **** too. I'm going to fail Chemistry. I know it. I just failed a test, and he's letting me retake it...but still, I don't get it...and I won't. And math...Oh Jesus, I'm not even getting into that. **** it all. **** it all to hell.

Omg, math. Ugh. Yeah, but you're mom probably won't freak if you fail. My mom says she won't from now on, and whatever happens happens. But she always says that, then freaks. It's a neverending cycle.

I like your av. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Omg, math. Ugh. Yeah, but you're mom probably won't freak if you fail. My mom says she won't from now on, and whatever happens happens. But she always says that, then freaks. It's a neverending cycle. :(

My mom won't, but my dad will...and force me to get help, which doesn't work with me because I try to avoid contact with smart adults as much as possible. God damn my social disorder. GOD DAMN IT TO HELL.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I like your av. :lol: lmao thank you. went a little overboard, but oh well. :)

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:(

My mom won't, but my dad will...and force me to get help, which doesn't work with me because I try to avoid contact with smart adults as much as possible. God damn my social disorder. GOD DAMN IT TO HELL.

LOL I know what you mean. My mom is all "if you don't get something, why don't you ask the teacher??" I'm like... yeah, the teacher is really gonna be able to help me. She doesn't understand that I just don't get any of that science crap. I haven't gotten it since like 6th grade. That's not gonna change by me just asking the teacher for help. And I have, and she trys... but it's not getting anywhere. She's nice though, and she's all I'm not gonna let you fail. That is VERY comforting to me.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
lmao thank you. went a little overboard, but oh well. :)

I don't think you did. I like it the way it is. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
LOL I know what you mean. My mom is all "if you don't get something, why don't you ask the teacher??" I'm like... yeah, the teacher is really gonna be able to help me. She doesn't understand that I just don't get any of that science crap. I haven't gotten it since like 6th grade. That's not gonna change by me just asking the teacher for help. And I have, and she trys... but it's not getting anywhere. She's nice though, and she's all I'm not gonna let you fail. That is VERY comforting to me. Yeah...but math teacher kind of lacks a personality, so that's scary...she's not really MEAN or anything...maybe a little...but I don't know, I just don't want to.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I don't think you did. I like it the way it is. :lol: hawhaw, thank you. I just click a bunch of random buttons and see where it goes. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. And those sparklies? I stole it from a picture you posted on here before and made it into a brush. :)

:rofl:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Yeah...but math teacher kind of lacks a personality, so that's scary...she's not really MEAN or anything...maybe a little...but I don't know, I just don't want to.

For some reason, last night, I dreamed that I was tardy to math class 2 times. And he wrote me up and I got up and got an attitude and like yelled at him or something like that. And then I was home and I got on SO, after getting yelled at. And I found out TJ changed the boards. Like made it so you could only read certain threads. And Lynn was cussing about it on MSN and you were making wise cracks. So I said I was gonna talk to TJ and I found out he had MSN. So I IMed him and we talked and he said I shouldn't tell him how to run his board, and I was like that's BS. Then I was like "i gotta go eat" and he's like "PIZZA BAGELS!"
and I was like Yeah, I like those!

That's all I can remember.

He seriously does that. If you're not in your seat by the time the bell rings, first times a warning, second times a write up, third times ISS, after that's it's suspention or something.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
hawhaw, thank you. I just click a bunch of random buttons and see where it goes. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. And those sparklies? I stole it from a picture you posted on here before and made it into a brush. :)

:rofl:

LOL!