Does anyone know who sung the theme?

Gary Portnoy, who also wrote it.

Doug

What are the lyrics?

Here are the full lyrics KNOWN.

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Climbing the walls when a-no one calls
You've lost at love again
And the more you're down and out
The more you need a friend
When you long to hear a kind hello.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came...

Gary Portnoy also sang the theme to "Punky Brewster". What a comedown!

Doug u forgot to add the orginal first verse!