Anyone watch "Headlines" on The Tonight Show? I'm not a big fan of that show but I love their Headlines segment on Monday nights. I love the bad photographers. Here's some of my favorites.


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"How does a photographer not know? I've seen some ugly strippers in my day, but I've never seen them come any worse than this."

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"Can I even show this one? You'd think the photographer or somebody would've… It's all quite innocent. It just looks bad. He forms a 'clay rope for coiling pottery.' It just looks wrong!"

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"Here is Senator Dianne Feinstein showing off her breasts to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger…"

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"Alright, I realize this is juvenile, but if you're a photographer, you should know how to take a picture -- a picture that people don't smirk at or make fun of."

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"Here's a bad photographer. The first thing photographers are taught is to move people to the right or left according to what is behind them. It says, 'P. Diddy signs with Estee Lauder.'"


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"It looks more like he's signing with SATAN!"

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"Here's computerized detection for breast cancer…"

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"Do you think the guys in the office building across the street love their jobs? 'Could we get some blinds for the doctor's office'?"

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"This is the Yukon News… This is probably the most disgusting photograph I have ever seen. First off, I'm going to tell you what it is… Children using air-filled tunnels at the Yukon International Storytelling Festival. These are air-filled tunnels the kids can crawl around in and through. It sounds like a lot of fun. It seems innocent enough..."

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"It's just a terrible picture!"

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"This is an article on a massage therapist. This is a similar picture to the previous one."

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"It just looks wrong. See what I'm saying?"


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"But I just love the expression on his face."

:rofl::rofl: Oh man, I love Headlines.

Thanks for sharing, those. I got a kick out of them. :lol:

That's what I love most about Leno: Headlines.

I tune in for his monolog, sometimes for his next bits: Jay Walking, etc. Some I don't much like.

But I LOVE "Headlines"!!!!

I usually change the channel or turn off the set once the guests come on. :crazy:

:lol: :lol: Love the clay rope for coiling pottery. Got a kick out of that one. Thanks for sharing. :)

OMFG :rotflmao:

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OMFG :rotflmao:

You said it!

Hilarious. I love Leno's Headlines. :lol: He read one of mine on the air a few year's ago.

Oh God... :rofl:!!!

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"Here is the Lakers new secret weapon to win…"

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"Shaq stops wearing deodorant."

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"You'd think the photographer or somebody would have caught this. I'm sure it is innocent enough,…"

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"…it just looks inappropriate."

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"You know, I don't think I have a dirty mind, but it just seems to me that if you're setting up a Christmas picture, why even leave it open to a double entendre or suggestion. This just doesn't seem like the best location for the candy cane, but it could just be me."

lol