Remember to use your "Big People" words!!! :o)

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to

the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacherinsisted on

NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding

them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana." he said.

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big people' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

(I love this]

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and

said, "Winnie the ****."

:lol:

One of my cousins refered to his grandparents as "Ma-maw" and "Pa-paw" well into his twenties.

I wanted to strangle him.

;)

hawhawhaw Winnie the **** :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I wonder what the teacher said after that...;)

Originally posted by TJL
:lol:

One of my cousins refered to his grandparents as "Ma-maw" and "Pa-paw" well into his twenties.

I wanted to strangle him.

;)

:lol: Well, my two gandchidren call me Grandma and I love it! Don't be calling me any stupid names!:crazy: I am Grandma and proud of it!:happyface

But I have to admit that when I first became a grandma at age 41 It was hard to swallow!:lol: But I love being a grandma! Funny how I am so much more lenient with my precious grandchildren than I was with my own kids!:lol:

Good one Ags. :lol:

Winnie the ****. That's great. :lol:

I know a grandmother who is 77 and insists her grandchildren call her "Mimi" It's like .............. Get over it woman! You are a grandmother! :rolleyes: :lol:

:rotflmao:

fomer pres bill clinton still called his grandmother mawmaw i saw that in an autographed letter that was for sale one time and the letter was written when he was in collage.

:lol: Funny story! Is it true?


:stressed: I hate it when people say Maw-Maw or Paw-Paw...it reminds me of this hick town that I unfortunately lived in for two years...thank God we moved out in April!

That's a funny one, Dannie. You've still got it! :lol:

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
That's a funny one, Dannie. You've still got it! :lol:

Thank you thank you *takes bow*

I don't know if it's true or not. I got it in an email from a friend. If it is true I bet the teacher stopped that soon after lol.

D

Originally posted by Caffeine King
:lol: Funny story! Is it true?


:stressed: I hate it when people say Maw-Maw or Paw-Paw...it reminds me of this hick town that I unfortunately lived in for two years...thank God we moved out in April!


:lol: Great story ;)

I don't see anything wrong with calling grandparents "Maw-Maw or Paw-Paw, if that's what you've always called them, it's become a habit, I still call my dad "daddy" even though I'm now 30 :)

Yeah,i love that joke.Read it online years ago,but its still funny to hear again :lol:

There was another one where the teacher was reading to the kindergarteners the story of the three pigs.When she got to the part where the pig asked the guy for bricks,(whatever,i cant remember what the pig wanted) she said to the kids,"And can anyone guess what the kind man said?" and little Johnny shouts out,"Yeah.He said,Holy **** its a talking pig!" :lol:

:rofl: Oh man that's great.