Yeah, so I woke up WAY too late for first period class today, hence I missed the whole class altogether. So yeah.. I'm trying to make up an absence/lateness/excuse note. Any ideas?? I've used the "I needed to escort my brother to school, so I was late" excuse once... can't use it again. Grrrrrrr. If I tell my teacher the truth (that I have overslept), it wouldn't be excused, so yeah.... I want a good excuse, LOL. Thanks! :D

Telling the truth will be more helpful than making up a lie.

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Telling the truth will be more helpful than making up a lie. Yeah, I suppose. But I can't ruin my perfect attendance. :D Sorry, LOL.

"Last night I overslept because I was having a really great dream. I just didn't want to wake up. You were in it. *wink*"


That could freak out your teacher enough to make him/her ignore the absence.

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
Yeah, I suppose. But I can't ruin my perfect attendance. :D Sorry, LOL.

That's too bad. I rather have you look like a fool now and admit that you overslept than going around it.

Can you say that you weren't feeling well, and you had a difficult time getting out of the house?

You got your period in the AM and had to re-shower.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
You got your period in the AM and had to re-shower.
Yeah, when that's brought up, especially to a male, the questions usually cease. :lol:

The power went off sometime during the night and your alarm clock didn't go off this morning.

:)

Originally posted by Janice
Yeah, when that's brought up, especially to a male, the questions usually cease. :lol: :lol: Yah. And what are the odds theyd ask you to prove it? LOl

The dog ate my alarm clock.

:dog:

Originally posted by Chambers
"Last night I overslept because I was having a really great dream. I just didn't want to wake up. You were in it. *wink*"


That could freak out your teacher enough to make him/her ignore the absence. Thanks, but no thanks. Maybe next time, LOL!! :p :lol:

Janice: I can't use that excuse... I need a doctor's note if I "don't feel well." LOL.

Crystal: LOL. Um... r-right. :p I don't think I want to put that into words. :lol: Plus, I often experience amenorrhea, due to my eating disorder...... :( You probably didn't need to know that, though, LOL.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Yah. And what are the odds theyd ask you to prove it? LOl :rotflmao: I'm laughing soooo hard. Thanks for the greatest laugh I've had in a long time LOL!!!!!

Ugh fine. Have it your way!:p Tell them you had the bad case of ****s then. Or instead of saying you had your period, just say you had "WOMANLY PROBLEMS" or cramps.

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
:rotflmao: I'm laughing soooo hard. Thanks for the greatest laugh I've had in a long time LOL!!!!! :rofl: Hahaha.:D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ugh fine. Have it your way!:p Tell them you had the bad case of ****s then. Or instead of saying you had your period, just say you had "WOMANLY PROBLEMS" or cramps. I'm still trying to figure out what the censor word you are referring to is, LOL. :o

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
I'm still trying to figure out what the censor word you are referring to is, LOL. :o YOU HAD HERSHEY SQUIRTS.:o

say it's for personal reasons.

Originally posted by safety pin
say it's for personal reasons. Ugh. Booooooring.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Yah. And what are the odds theyd ask you to prove it? LOl
you could use paint or something.:grr:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ugh. Booooooring.
well of course it's boring to you if it doesn't involve sex or clayton.:o

Originally posted by safety pin
well of course it's boring to you if it doesn't involve sex or clayton.:o I smell trouble, LOL. :lol: Crystal, take it easy on Sarah, ayy? :p

Originally posted by safety pin
well of course it's boring to you if it doesn't involve sex or clayton.:o Wait. Did you just put sex and Clayton in the same sentence?

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
I smell trouble, LOL. :lol: Crystal, take it easy on Sarah, ayy? :p :fart:

Ohh!! You can use that as an excuse too! And Ill let Saah slide this time. Shes like a semi/not really fan in training.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Wait. Did you just put sex and Clayton in the same sentence?
"you", "sex", and "clayton". they're all there.

Originally posted by safety pin
"you", "sex", and "clayton". they're all there.
Ok. Get back to me when I get a pulse.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ugh fine. Have it your way!:p Tell them you had the bad case of ****s then. Or instead of saying you had your period, just say you had "WOMANLY PROBLEMS" or cramps.

:lol: or she can say she was "surfing the crimson wave" (from Clueless) ;)

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
YOU HAD HERSHEY SQUIRTS.:o HAHAHAHHAA....!! :D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ok. Get back to me when I get a pulse. *psst* You still there? LOL.

........... you killed her, Sarah! :eek:

But seriously, guys, LOL.. it's like 1am now.... and I'm still thinking! (Well, barely. ;))

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
*psst* You still there? LOL.

........... you killed her, Sarah! :eek:

But seriously, guys, LOL.. it's like 1am now.... and I'm still thinking! (Well, barely. ;)) Im here, Im here! Just barely though.

I say go with cramps. Its not too ewish where itd make you uncomfortable, but its enough for the teacher not to further question it.

Or um. You had to leave later than usual because Clay was on the Today Show.

Originally posted by Lola Dane
:lol: or she can say she was "surfing the crimson wave" (from Clueless) ;)

That was the best line out of that movie. Clueless rules!