NEW YORK (Reuters) - When supermodel Heidi Klum decided to write a book, she didn't want it to be just a picture book. She wanted to offer some words of wisdom.

Of course the book, "Heidi Klum's body of knowledge," does have pictures -- 400 of them to be precise, including a number of nude shots and plenty of the German temptress clad in the underwear brand that launched her on the way to super-stardom.

Among eight "rules of model behavior" Klum outlines are such maxims as "You have to want it, baby" and "Have a blast while it lasts." And there are tips on getting ahead at work and getting better sex -- Heidi's advice: "Become the fantasy."


TJL's Advice: Books by supermodels are great for lining birdcages, oragami, and (when finely shredded and sprikled with perfume) a festive holiday potpourri.

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And that my friends closes the book on "Hollywood Crappola."

It's been fun.

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Originally posted by TJL


TJL's Advice: Books by supermodels are great for lining birdcages, oragami, and (when finely shredded and sprikled with perfume) a festive holiday potpourri.

;)

And that my friends closes the book on "Hollywood Crappola."

It's been fun.

:wave:

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But I hope "Hollywood Crappola" isn't really over. A sequel perhaps...?

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could there be a "Supermodel Book of the Month Club" in the works?

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Originally posted by Cashodeen
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But I hope "Hollywood Crappola" isn't really over. A sequel perhaps...?

I doubt it.

It's time to retire some of the old bits and come up with some new stuff for 2005.

Originally posted by TJL
It's time to retire some of the old bits and come up with some new stuff for 2005.
Still waiting for the first installment of the annual Hawkeye Awards....

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Oh crap! That's at the end of this month isn't it?

I better get started...

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No more crappola?

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As for Heidi Crumb......................

If you had to end the crappola it was because of her and her jerky book.