I thought this smilie was pretty funny:
http://69.93.183.37/1867/88/upload/p2445958.gif

Oh no! It's an imposter patriotic smiley!

patriot: says, "Get off my turf! I'm the only true patriot around here!"

*chuckles*

http://www.1-2-3-gaestebuch.de/smilies/198.gif

The cops bought a Nazi flag todaaaayyy

...wow.