:rofl:

Here's your sign... :p

http://www.wftv.com/news/3971517/detail.html

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

17,500 dollar bond for possession of stems? Do you realize that that is only ten precent of the actual bail? Nearly $200,000 in bail for stems? Something is not right with this story. It sounds like bull pucky to me.

Damn, I wish I had a quarter pound of weed right now. ;)

My backyard is full of weeds. Take all you want! ;)

Originally posted by Fleet
My backyard is full of weeds. Take all you want! ;)

Wow, that thread the other night made you turn another leaf... or shall I say weed. :p

I'm glad to hear you're now growing cannabis in your backyard, when I get back to L.A. you'll have to give me the hook-up.

Originally posted by Ian
Wow, that thread the other night made you turn another leaf... or shall I say weed. :p

I'm glad to hear you're now growing cannabis in your backyard, when I get back to L.A. you'll have to give me the hook-up.

Pretty Funny! :lol:

Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.

I work full time for a small town hardware store, and don't have to worry a bit about drug tests! :D

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired. Wow. Bitchen.

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.

There are ways of getting around that. Thanks for your concern, though.

Originally posted by Ian
There are ways of getting around that. Thanks for your concern, though. That wasn't an expression of concern. It was more like a fingers behind the ears, and saying "na na na na na naaaaa" kind of thing. That's a Fleet specialty.:( ;)

Originally posted by Kitt
That wasn't an expression of concern. It was more like a fingers behind the ears, and saying "na na na na na naaaaa" kind of thing. That's a Fleet specialty.:( ;)

Yup, that's our good ole' fleet. So many great memories from the p-word board. ;)

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.
:grr: WILL YOU SHADDAP ALREADY? you don't have to lecture everyone every time the W word is mentioned.

:guitar: :rock:Give me, Weed, Whites and wine...Just show me a sign ...

WILLIN'
Lowell George


I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow

I'm drunk and dirty, don't ya know,
And I'm still, oh I'm still

Out on the road late at night,
I seen my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice, Dallas Alice

And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari ,Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin'

I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still

Smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
Baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico
And I'm still

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin'

:lol: :lol: That's funny. They really are one of the dumbest criminals. They should cover that story on that show. It would seem more funny by knowing the story behind it.

Originally posted by crystals
:lol: :lol: That's funny. They really are one of the dumbest criminals. They should cover that story on that show. It would seem more funny by knowing the story behind it. I suppose if it were a true story it would be funny. But obvously, it isn't a true story. It is some one's made up BS.

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.

Do people hassle you and lecture you about why you're still 40 and without a wife and kids? Then shut up and stop lecturing people about what THEY do, when you yourself aren't perfect. People do what they do, and you can't do anything about it. I don't do cannibis either, but you don't see me lecturing, whining, nagging, etc., at them because they do. I'm sure you'd get quite annoying if people started talking about you and trashing your life because of the choices you've made. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand arrogant people who point out what they think are 'flaws' in other people, when in turn, they have just as many flaws within themselves.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do people hassle you and lecture you about why you're still 40 and without a wife and kids? Then shut up and stop lecturing people about what THEY do, when you yourself aren't perfect. People do what they do, and you can't do anything about it. I don't do cannibis either, but you don't see me lecturing, whining, nagging, etc., at them because they do. I'm sure you'd get quite annoying if people started talking about you and trashing your life because of the choices you've made. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand arrogant people who point out what they think are 'flaws' in other people, when in turn, they have just as many flaws within themselves. Wow. Bitchen. :) ;)

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do people hassle you and lecture you about why you're still 40 and without a wife and kids? Then shut up and stop lecturing people about what THEY do, when you yourself aren't perfect. People do what they do, and you can't do anything about it. I don't do cannibis either, but you don't see me lecturing, whining, nagging, etc., at them because they do. I'm sure you'd get quite annoying if people started talking about you and trashing your life because of the choices you've made. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand arrogant people who point out what they think are 'flaws' in other people, when in turn, they have just as many flaws within themselves.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do people hassle you and lecture you about why you're still 40 and without a wife and kids? Then shut up and stop lecturing people about what THEY do, when you yourself aren't perfect. People do what they do, and you can't do anything about it. I don't do cannibis either, but you don't see me lecturing, whining, nagging, etc., at them because they do. I'm sure you'd get quite annoying if people started talking about you and trashing your life because of the choices you've made. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand arrogant people who point out what they think are 'flaws' in other people, when in turn, they have just as many flaws within themselves.
I posted a lecture? Where?

Originally posted by crystals
:lol: :lol: That's funny. They really are one of the dumbest criminals. They should cover that story on that show. It would seem more funny by knowing the story behind it.
I wonder why they did such a dumb thing? Could it be because of what they are smoking? No, it couldn't be that!

Originally posted by Fleet
I posted a lecture? Where? You must be still smarting from that kick in the nuts if you can't even read your own writing.:eek4:

Originally posted by Fleet
I wonder why they did such a dumb thing? Could it be because of what they are smoking? No, it couldn't be that! Do you mean to tell us that you believe that story?

Originally posted by Fleet
I posted a lecture? Where?
It's beside the point whether you posted an actual 'lecture'. I've never done drugs but all you do is nag about people who do ("WEED IS BAD FOR YOU! YOU'LL GET CANCER! YOU WON'T GET A JOB!") as if they don't know that. They know all this and they know what they're doing. They don't need your information that we see enough on "truth" commercials. leave them the hell alone and let them do what they want to. it's none of your business.

Originally posted by Fleet
Speaking of the "other thread," for those who use that stuff and are seeking work, don't forget that many companies do drug tests. And, in many instances, if there is evidence you have used marijuana, you will not be hired.

What if you happen to work in a pharmacy and are allowed to sell the stuff legally? ;)

Originally posted by safety pin
commercials.

"Look at me, daddy, look at me"

Anti drug commercials are a waste of money. They're not going to change anything.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do people hassle you and lecture you about why you're still 40 and without a wife and kids? Then shut up and stop lecturing people about what THEY do, when you yourself aren't perfect. People do what they do, and you can't do anything about it. I don't do cannibis either, but you don't see me lecturing, whining, nagging, etc., at them because they do. I'm sure you'd get quite annoying if people started talking about you and trashing your life because of the choices you've made. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand arrogant people who point out what they think are 'flaws' in other people, when in turn, they have just as many flaws within themselves.
Okay, who would "trash" my life? Because I take care of my mom who (possibly) has dementia?
Because I work full-time?
Because I belong to "Children International" (one of those sponsors whom chooses a child from another country and uses your monetary gifts to help them with clothing and medical needs)?

Don't you think it's worth discouraging people from using drugs? Does it matter to you that 182,000 Americans are currently being treated for marijuana dependence?

BTW, none of my flaws include using an illegal substance.

Originally posted by Fleet
Because I take care of my mom who (possibly) has dementia?
Because I belong to "Children International" (one of those sponsors whom chooses a child from another country and uses your monetary gifts to help them with clothing and medical needs)?

That's very Liberal of you, fleet. Seriously, that's a compliment.

Originally posted by Fleet
Okay, who would "trash" my life? Because I take care of my mom who (possibly) has dementia?
Because I work full-time?
Because I belong to "Children International" (one of those sponsors whom chooses a child from another country and uses your monetary gifts to help them with clothing and medical needs)? Oh, you're so ****ing perfect, aren't you, Fleet? :rolleyes:

Don't you think it's possible that there are people who regularly use marijuana that also do those things?

Originally posted by Kitt
Do you mean to tell us that you believe that story?
Oh, I've read a lot of "dumb criminal" stories. Some even dumber than the one Brent posted.

I'm late
I'm late
For a very important date
No time to say good-bye
HELLO!
I'm late!
I'm late!
I'm late!

Hawhaw, those are some smooth criminals *drums*

Originally posted by Ian
That's very Liberal of you, fleet. Seriously, that's a compliment.
Okay, it's a compliment!

Originally posted by Fleet
I posted a lecture? Where?

You completely missed my point. The point is your constant nagging and posting statistics to the upteenth time doesn't help the situation at all. What if I sat here and ragged you on being a 40 year old virgin? I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it ONE bit. Well, you're doing the same exact thing to these people here. I thought you were a man of religion. Remember "Do unto others as you would like to be done to you?" If not, common decency is still a rule around here. ;):thumbsup:

Originally posted by Fleet
BTW, none of my flaws include using an illegal substance. Well, idn't that special?

I worked at a treatment center and never looked down on people because of their "flaw."

I could say so many things just on this one thing you said, but I don't have time to write a book right now.

Originally posted by AKA
Don't you think it's possible that there are people who regularly use marijuana that also do those things?
I'm not perfect but I also don't help support criminals who sell marijuana. (The criminals get the profit from the marijuana they sell.)

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
Well, idn't that special?

I worked at a treatment center and never looked down on people because of their "flaw."

I could say so many things just on this one thing you said, but I don't have time to write a book right now.
If you saw how many kids in my High School were using drugs, yes, I would say that is special.

I wouldn't look down on those people, either. Getting them off drugs would be more rewarding.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
You completely missed my point. The point is your constant nagging and posting statistics to the upteenth time doesn't help the situation at all. What if I sat here and ragged you on being a 40 year old virgin? I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it ONE bit. Well, you're doing the same exact thing to these people here. I thought you were a man of religion. Remember "Do unto others as you would like to be done to you?" If not, common decency is still a rule around here. ;):thumbsup:

Originally posted by Fleet
Oh, I've read a lot of "dumb criminal" stories. Some even dumber than the one Brent posted. Me too, but that one doesn't make any sense. They couldn't have arrested the guys for the 1/4 pound because it wasn't there. So, according to the article, they supposedly arrested tnem for stems? I don't think so. 200,000 dollars each in bail for STEMS! No damn way. It's a bogus story. I'll bet the ranch on that. That's why I questioned your, well, you know how it goes from here.

Originally posted by Fleet
Okay, who would "trash" my life? Because I take care of my mom who (possibly) has dementia?
Because I work full-time?
Because I belong to "Children International" (one of those sponsors whom chooses a child from another country and uses your monetary gifts to help them with clothing and medical needs)?

Don't you think it's worth discouraging people from using drugs? Does it matter to you that 182,000 Americans are currently being treated for marijuana dependence?

BTW, none of my flaws include using an illegal substance.

Nagging someone until they pull their hair out is going to do anything. If you've made the choice to smoke, you're going to do it regardless of what people tell you. And online of all places. Don't make me laugh.

And it's a matter of interpretation. You nag others because IN YOUR OPINION people are ruining their lives by smoking marijuana. People could trash your life because IN THEIR OPINION you wasted your life by not getting married, starting a family, passing down the family name, etc. Everything is objective, and not just from one point of view.

Originally posted by Fleet
I'm not perfect but I also don't help support criminals who sell marijuana. (The criminals get the profit from the marijuana they sell.) Hello, my name is Point. You totally missed me.

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
Hawhaw, those are some smooth criminals *drums* How come no one is laughing at my incredibly clever joke? :( :rolleyes: :happyface :eek: :mad: :lol: :wave:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
You completely missed my point. The point is your constant nagging and posting statistics to the upteenth time doesn't help the situation at all. What if I sat here and ragged you on being a 40 year old virgin? I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it ONE bit. Well, you're doing the same exact thing to these people here. I thought you were a man of religion. Remember "Do unto others as you would like to be done to you?" If not, common decency is still a rule around here. ;):thumbsup:
I never said I was a virgin.
Why would you criticize anyone who is not married? Jimmy Stewart didn't get married until he was over 40. I know quite a few people over 60 who never married, and there are hundreds of thousands more like them throughout the country. What does that have to do with using an illegal drug?

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
And it's a matter of interpretation. You nag others because IN YOUR OPINION people are ruining their lives by smoking marijuana. People could trash your life because IN THEIR OPINION you wasted your life by not getting married, starting a family, passing down the family name, etc. Everything is objective, and not just from one point of view.
A ridiculous comparison. Not getting married is not illegal!

Originally posted by Fleet
I never said I was a virgin.
Why would you criticize anyone who is not married? Jimmy Stewart didn't get married until he was over 40. I know quite a few people over 60 who never married, and there are hundreds of thousands more like them throughout the country. What does that have to do with using an illegal drug?

Let's see. You're a christian who believes that sex can wait until you're married, and as you've stated you're not married, so by process of elimination, you're a virgin.

And learn to read.

And it's a matter of interpretation. You nag others because IN YOUR OPINION people are ruining their lives by smoking marijuana. People could trash your life because IN THEIR OPINION you wasted your life by not getting married, starting a family, passing down the family name, etc. Everything is objective, and not just from one point of view.

Namely, yours.

Originally posted by Fleet
A ridiculous comparison. Not getting married is not illegal!

It is if you're gay. ;)

Originally posted by Kitt
Me too, but that one doesn't make any sense. They couldn't have arrested the guys for the 1/4 pound because it wasn't there. So, according to the article, they supposedly arrested tnem for stems? I don't think so. 200,000 dollars each in bail for STEMS! No damn way. It's a bogus story. I'll bet the ranch on that. That's why I questioned your, well, you know how it goes from here.
Yeah, it could be bogus. Anything's possible.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
It is if you're gay. ;) Oh, snap :rofl:

Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
How come no one is laughing at my incredibly clever joke? :( :rolleyes: :happyface :eek: :mad: :lol: :wave:

Comic gold.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
It is if you're gay. ;) LOL!!

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Let's see. You're a christian who believes that sex can wait until you're married, and as you've stated you're not married, so by process of elimination, you're a virgin.

And learn to read.

And it's a matter of interpretation. You nag others because IN YOUR OPINION people are ruining their lives by smoking marijuana. People could trash your life because IN THEIR OPINION you wasted your life by not getting married, starting a family, passing down the family name, etc. Everything is objective, and not just from one point of view.

Namely, yours. Yeah, thats what I was going to say.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
It is if you're gay. ;)
That's a whole different subject!

Originally posted by Fleet
A ridiculous comparison. Not getting married is not illegal!

Also, you're not getting your vocation fulfilled. In life, people take two routes, which are called vocations. You either get married and start a family or go into Holy Orders and serve the church. I don't even know what happens with people who don't fulfill their vocation, but Sister Phyllis, Sister Lenore, and everyone else said God would not be pleased with us if we didn't. :(

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Let's see. You're a christian who believes that sex can wait until you're married, and as you've stated you're not married, so by process of elimination, you're a virgin.
There are different definitions of "virgin." I'll leave it at that.

Originally posted by Ian
Comic gold. :happyface :rolleyes: :D :o :wave:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Also, you're not getting your vocation fulfilled. In life, people take two routes, which are called vocations. You either get married and start a family or go into Holy Orders and serve the church. I don't even know what happens with people who don't fulfill their vocation, but Sister Phyllis, Sister Lenore, and everyone else said God would not be pleased with us if we didn't. :( :spit:!!

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Also, you're not getting your vocation fulfilled. In life, people take two routes, which are called vocations. You either get married and start a family or go into Holy Orders and serve the church. I don't even know what happens with people who don't fulfill their vocation, but Sister Phyllis, Sister Lenore, and everyone else said God would not be pleased with us if we didn't. :(
There are many more routes in life than just two.

Originally posted by Ian
Comic gold. Sorry, I didn't get the "incredibly comic joke". I must be slipping.

Here's a fun thing to do: Read Fleet's anti-marijuana posts while high. Now that is true comic gold.

Originally posted by Fleet
That's a whole different subject!

You'd think so. Back in the days, people used to ban white and black folk from getting married, because it wasn't what God wanted. But look now. I'd give it a few more decades.

Originally posted by Fleet
There are many more routes in life than just two. Couldn't let this pass, Fleet, I agree with you.;)

Originally posted by Ian
Here's a fun thing to do: Read Fleet's anti-marijuana posts while high. Now that is true comic gold.
You're only harming yourself. Unfortunately, some people don't realize it until 10 or 20 years later.

Originally posted by Fleet
There are many more routes in life than just two.

That's not what Sister Demetria and Father Norman said. :(

Originally posted by Fleet
There are different definitions of "virgin." I'll leave it at that.

Sex is sex. You put the "limp soon to be sturdy" thing into the "tight soon to be loose" thing and do a rocking back and forth motion. If you've never plugging and chugged, you're a virgin.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Sex is sex. You put the "limp soon to be sturdy" thing into the "loose soon to be tight" thing and do a rocking back and forth motion. If you've never plugging and chugged, you're a virgin. :eek:

Originally posted by Kitt
Couldn't let this pass, Fleet, I agree with you.;)
Good! :)

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Sex is sex. You put the "limp soon to be sturdy" thing into the "loose soon to be tight" thing and do a rocking back and forth motion. If you've never plugging and chugged, you're a virgin.
Okay, going by your "charming "definition, I'm a virgin.
Going by other definitions, who knows?

Originally posted by Fleet
I wonder why they did such a dumb thing? Could it be because of what they are smoking? No, it couldn't be that!

It may not be that. There are people that are just naturally well.. not too bright.

I'll give you an example. My uncle, THE smartest person in my family, has been smoking marijuana every day for 20 years. He's also the only person that smokes in my family, that I know of.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Sex is sex. You put the "limp soon to be sturdy" thing into the "loose soon to be tight" thing and do a rocking back and forth motion. If you've never plugging and chugged, you're a virgin. :lol: I don't know about all of that but I sure as heck don't know what Fleet meant by there being more than one kind of virgin. Of all the things in life that we are confused about, I thought that one was quite well nailed down.

Originally posted by Fleet
Okay, going by your "charming "definition, I'm a virgin.
Going by other definitions, who knows?

Well I'm not going to use words like those on these boards. There are kids who read these topics, you know.

There are no other definitions. Unless of course if you're a homosexual, but they're immoral beings, so what do they matter? When coming down to heterosexual sex, there are no other definitions. It's 1 + 1 = 2.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Well I'm not going to use words like those on these boards. There are kids who read these topics, you know.
What does virgin mean?:confused:

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
What does virgin mean?:confused: Virgin is a multi-national corporation owned by billionaire Richard Branson.

Well there is another way that he's not a virgin, but I will leave that alone because I don't want to get that graphic.

Originally posted by AKA
Virgin is a multi-national corporation owned by billionaire Richard Branson. Oh.

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
What does virgin mean?:confused:

It's when you get cannonized by the Pope and become a saint. Like the Virgin Mary.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
It's when you get cannonized by the Pope and become a saint. Like the Virgin Mary. I thought so.

Originally posted by AKA
Virgin is a multi-national corporation owned by billionaire Richard Branson.

That too. But that came much, much later.

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
What does virgin mean?:confused: It means that one has never penetrated with or by, or has never been penetrated with or by the genitalia of a member of the opposite sex. There are elaborations on the theme, but you get the point.

I've had great times on drugs (http://home.comcast.net/~aka909walrus/gtod.mp3).

(Hilarity courtesy of Bill Hicks.)

Originally posted by Kitt
It means that one has never penetrated with or by, or has never been penetrated with or by the genitalia of a member of the opposite sex. There are elaborations on the theme, but you get the point. Sounds exciting.

Originally posted by AKA
I've had great times on drugs (http://home.comcast.net/~aka909walrus/gtod.mp3).

(Hilarity courtesy of Bill Hicks.) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, this has been quite the educational experience! More sex talk, please!

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
Sounds exciting. Indeed.

Originally posted by AKA
I've had great times on drugs (http://home.comcast.net/~aka909walrus/gtod.mp3).

(Hilarity courtesy of Bill Hicks.)
Can you find a song called, "A Great Time Without Drugs?"

Originally posted by Fleet
Can you find a song called, "A Great Time Without Drugs?" I don't listen to the New Christy Minstrels.

Originally posted by Fleet
Can you find a song called, "A Great Time Without Drugs?"

There is one! It's called, "A great time being drunk off your ass." ;)

Originally posted by AKA
I don't listen to the New Christy Minstrels. :talk: Thats' them going on and on.

Originally posted by Kitt
It means that one has never penetrated with or by, or has never been penetrated with or by the genitalia of a member of the opposite sex. There are elaborations on the theme, but you get the point.

:eek2:

*covers ears*



























:lol: :p Kidding.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
There is one! It's called, "A great time being drunk off your ass." ;)
Okay, that's good enough, I guess. :D

oh not this again ohno:

Love and jooooy come to you
And a merry Christmas too
And a haaaaaaaaappy NEW YEAR :happyface :wave:

All you need is weed
All you need is weed
All you need is weed, weed
Weed is all you need

Originally posted by Ian
All you need is weed
All you need is weed
All you need is weed, weed
Weed is all you need Oh yeah I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your pipe

I wanna hold your pipe
I wanna hold your pipe

And when I inhale I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my god
I get high, I get high, I get high!