No really, I hate the show but my little sister Lexi LOVES it so she asked me to find the lyrics.

Lol,i love how you really had to reinforce the fact that you dont like the show:lol:

Spongebob Squarepants

by Unknown
Are you ready kids?
Aye Aye Captain!
I can't Hear you!
Aye Aye Captain!!

Oooo

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Spongebob Squarepants!

His notical nonsense be something you wish.
Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!

Ready

Spongebob Squarepants,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Spongebob Squarepants!

Arrgghhh.... Ye almost be gettin' me lyrics right Matie... the correct line is:

"If nautical nonsense is something you wish"