I've decided to make this into a Reunion thread. This will be the official thread to start role-playing.

The characters can meet back in Milwaukee (their original watering hole)...

Rules:

You are to remain in character for the entire game, you don't have to be in character outside this thread though.

Please keep it clean, no bad language.

If anyone has a question in the game, you can ask the host the question. Remember I am two different people (Host and Shirley)

To sign up for the characters, go to the thread called Idea for Survivor, or you could use this link:


http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=2218614#post2218614

~Have fun~

I'll start and anyone who wants to join in, do so!

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Shirley: I sure have missed this place. It brings back lots of memories.

Laverne and Shirley walk along Knapp Street, Shirley sees the old apartment window.

Shirley: (Cont'd) Oooh, Laverne, look! It's our old apartment!

Laverne: Heh, looking at that window reminds me of the time when you sat on our radio and waited for Duane to come back; wow what a day that was.

Laverne grabs Shirley by the hand and takes her to the spot where she had thrown the other bird that she had disguised as Duane.

Laverne: (Cont'd) It took forever to get that bugger in through the window, funny how he became mine later on.

Shirley: Yeah, we had some really great memories here, didn't we? (stops herself for a moment) Let's go inside.

Laverne: Hey, I just remembered how I would have trouble getting the key out of our door, remember that? Heh. How I was trying to force it out, I'm surprised that I didn't take the whole lock with me once I got the key out!

Laverne and Shirley opens the door to their old apartment without taking notice that someone else might be living there.

Shirley: The locks are still the same.


The room had turned into a storage room...Shirley turns on the light.

Shirley: (Cont'd; squeals) Eeeeee!

Laverne: (Nods) Even with all this...stuff, I can still tell it's our place. (Laughs). Heh.

Shirley: What's that smell?


Squiggy pops up from behind the kitchen counter.

Squiggy: Hello!


Note: I'm playing Squiggy until someone else decides to take him over.

Laverne: And I remember how I said that "nothing irks me." (Looks up at ceiling and shakes head).

Lenny: Hello ladies. (Lifts eyebrows).

Note: I will be playing Lenny till someone takes over :)

Shirley: Let's pretend we didn't see them and leave.


Squiggy: Just a minute, ladies. We didn't follow you all the way from the state of Burbank for nothin'. We plan on restoring its ark texture.

Shirley: You mean "architecture."

Squiggy: No, this place looks like an ark, like Noah's!

Lenny: Yeah Squiggy, anyone could have told you it was ark texture ~

Laverne: ARCHITECUTURE, Lenny. (Looks at Shirley) Why? Why do we have to run in to THEM as we just enter our old place, huh? (Places hands on hips).

Squiggy: Girls, kiss me if I'm wrong, but doesn't an ark need water? Len, why don't ya plug up the bath tub and turn on the water.

Shirley: Then this apartment will flood.

Squiggy: (laughs) The apartment will flood - (stops laughing) Shirley, you're very cute. We'll open all the windows and the water will go outside.

Shirley: It's not going to work like that. You'll ruin everything in here.

Squiggy: It's all junk anyways.

Shirley: Laverne, help me out here.

Laverne: Guyyyysss, this isn't an ark; it's our old apartment ~ don't you remember?

Lenny: (Walking towards Laverne) Don't you remember some of the "fun" times we had in here, Laverne?

Laverne: (Looking towards Shirley) Uh...Don't listen to him ~

Lenny wraps an arm around Laverne as he makes kissing sounds.

Laverne: (Eyes closed) Ugh! Shirl!

Shirley: Fellas, (giggles) I haven't used that word in a long time. (sees Laverne all distressed, ready to hurt Lenny at any time) Isn't it about time that you and I go to...the ladies room?

Laverne: (Face disgusted as Lenny continues to make kissy faces) I...Got...To...Go...To-the-ladies-room! (Pushes him away and in to Squiggy).

Shirley: Come on, Laverne.

Laverne: (Grabbing Shirley's arm) Wait a minute, I thought we were going to...the ladies room? Wait... (Laughs) I already forgot, we don't live here anymore so that bathroom in the apartment wouldn't be ours... (Looks back towards the door) Should we trust them in there? (Raises eyebrow).

Laverne and Shirley hurry out the door.


Setting: Pizza Bowl

Shirley: So this is where the gang is meeting, huh?

Laverne: (Rubbing her hands together) Yep! Boy this place has changed... (Looks around at her surroundings).

Shirley: (sniffs the air) The smell hasn't.

Squiggy enters.

Squiggy: Hello.

Shirley: Oh, no.

Squiggy: Oh yes. I have come to claim what was always mine, and that mummy of yours stole away from me. (licks Shirley's hand)

Shirley: EWWW! (runs into the bathroom)

Laverne: (Shakes head and looks up at ceiling as she slams her hands down on her thighs) Do you two ever give up? (Runs towards bathroom) Shirl!

Lenny thinks about the answer and takes a long time.

Lenny: Ah...No?

Squiggy: Len, what are ya doin' here? I thought I told you to wait outside?

Originally posted by Moondance
Squiggy: Len, what are ya doin' here? I thought I told you to wait outside?

Lenny: Yeah, but Squig, it's cold out. Besides, you're not the boss of me.

Originally posted by ~*Twist Of Kate*~
Lenny: Yeah, but Squig, it's cold out. Besides, you're not the boss of me.

Squiggy: Haha, ya got that right. I ain't the boss of nobody!

Lenny: That's what I just said, Vernie didn't I just say that?

Squiggy: Laverne ain't here! She's in the ladies laboratory with Shirley. Come on, let's go take the tomatos we swiped from that old lady and bowl with'em.

Laverne: (Rubbing Shirley's back) C'mon Shirl, they're not THAT bad. (Eyes wide and bites lip).

Shirley: I don't think I can spend a whole evening here with them.

Laverne: Well just avoid 'em as much as ya can, that's what i'm gonna do. (Looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! (Turns to her side and looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! I'm fat. Shirl, am I fat?

Squiggy (to Lenny): Yah know, we've been chasing those two girls for the last twenty years and I'm getting tired of it.

Lenny: so we're going to find two easier girls to chase?

Squiggy: no you dummy, we are going to get Laverne and Shirley, because I have a plan.

Lenny: What are we gonna do Squiggy?

Squiggy: Well, the girls have been avoiding us because they see us as just a couple of greasballs...

Lenny (interrupting): se we're gonna stop being greaseballs?

Squiggy: NO you dummy *slaps Lenny with slice of pizza* they wont see us as a couple of greaseballs, because they wont RECOGNIZE US *rubs hands together evilly*

Lenny: and how are we gonna do that?

Squiggy: here, get into this chicken suit, and I'll wear this pig costume - the girls will NEVER know who we are!

Lenny: No, for years i've been going along with your stupid ideas. Now you're going with one of mine. I say we wash the grease out of our hair and wear nice clothes, wear really nice clothes and act differently. They'll never recognize us, Let's go!

Originally posted by GeminiX1985
Laverne: Well just avoid 'em as much as ya can, that's what i'm gonna do. (Looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! (Turns to her side and looks in mirror) Awww, i'm fat! I'm fat. Shirl, am I fat?

Shirley: I told you that if you ate all those Scooter Pies, they'd catch up with you.

Laverne: (Pouting) Awww... Awww... (Looking at her sides in the mirror) How come I had to be the fat one? (Crosses arms across chest).

Originally posted by GeminiX1985
Laverne: (Pouting) Awww... Awww... (Looking at her sides in the mirror) How come I had to be the fat one? (Crosses arms across chest).


Shirley: I don't understand something. How can you be fat and still have those long bird legs?

Laverne: (Raises eyebrow) Long bird legs? You calling me "bird legs?"

Shirley: Laverne, (giggles) I didn't mean anything by it. I'm just taking notice to what you're complaining about.

Laverne: Oh. (Frown fades as she runs her hands through her hair in the mirror) Well I can't help how sensitive I am in my...I can't say it...Ooooolllldd...Age.

After leaving "The Pizza Bowl", Lenny and Squiggy go home to make their transformation, but realize they have no regular clothes.

Lenny: Hey Squig I don't have enough sock money to buy you new clothes too, so you're just gonna have to sell your moths. Regular guys don't collect them anyway.

Squiggy: (to moths) Well, I am going to miss you guys *kisses jar* we've been through so much together - good times and bad, well mostly bad, but all of that is behind us now, for today we are going to catch us a dream girl.... *eyes sparkle*

Originally posted by robyrob
Squiggy: (to moths) Well, I am going to miss you guys *kisses jar* we've been through so much together - good times and bad, well mostly bad, but all of that is behind us now, for today we are going to catch us a dream girl.... *eyes sparkle*

Lenny: *counting money* That outta be good for shopping.
Hey Squig you ready?! Hey what's this? *pulls out plastic card*
Mister Card? Mastercard. I wonder what this does.

*Ladies Room*

Shirley: (peeks out the door) Laverne, they're gone. Let's get out of here before they get back.

Laverne: Oh I'm MOST definately in on that plan. (Walks out of bathroom and looks around for Lenny and Squiggy) I still can't believe it, after all these years ~ they're still the same ol' pickle heads.

Originally posted by GeminiX1985
Laverne: Oh I'm MOST definately in on that plan. (Walks out of bathroom and looks around for Lenny and Squiggy) I still can't believe it, after all these years ~ they're still the same ol' pickle heads.

()= Out of Character

(Sorry, I put this role-playing to a halt yesterday, I was exhausted from helping the needy and watching parades...I'll try it today)

Shirley: Where do we go now? (there's a loud crash outside and then a sound like a gun shot) Ahhh! Did you hear that?

Laverne: (Eyes wide and she grabs Shirley's arm) Uh...Uh...(Shaking) Lets get out of here, Shirl!

Lenny and Squiggy also hear the commotion and hide. Lenny, under the bunkbeds and Squiggy in the dumbwaiter.

Lenny: Did you do that Squig?

Squiggy: Nope, it wasn't me - was it you Lenny?

Lenny: No, I hate loud noises, why would I make them?
Let's go buy our normal guy clothes.

Squiggy: (to non-existent noises) You hear that - we are coming out now so there'd better not be any funny's businesses.

*climbs out of dumbwaiter*

(to Lenny) Well, alright - lead the way, oh fellow former greaseball!

Laverne: Seriously Shirl, (Looking around nervous) I don't know WHAT that was but I sure don't wanna know!

Lenny:...and remember, nobody can see us until after we've changed. I'll start calling you Andy.

They throw on some trenchcoats and fedoras and sneak down past the Pizza Bowl trying not to be seen, however are spotted by Laverne and Shirley.

Laverne and Shirley walk out of the Pizza bowl, Laverne spots Lenny and Squiggy first.

Laverne: Alright (Rubs eyes) Either I need to wear glasses all the time or this is a dream...

Squiggy (to Lenny): Please, Call me Andrew, my dear Lennothy.

Lenny: Okay and I wanna be called Leo. Quick, duck into this alley, I think Laverne saw us.

Lenny (to Squiggy): Hey *feigns snooty accent* "Andrew" , whatcha doing in them cans? we're just hiding in this alley, aren't we?

Squiggy: *also assumes fake, snooty accent* Well, Leo, my good man, I am currently going through these garbage cans looking for stuff we can sell on eBay to get us some quick cash for our new wardrobes - those dummies will buy ANYTHING on there!

Lenny: yeah - last week I sold my mother's false teeth to some dope on there *laughs*

Squiggy: *gives Lenny evil look* It just so happens they matched a pair I already OWNED! *goes back to digging through garbage*

Lenny: How was I supposed to know...Shhhh jump in that can, I hear the girls heading this way.

The boys hide and Lenny makes yowling cat noises.

Laverne: Alright Shirl, I don't wanna be jumped by those two... (Looks around and then hides behind Shirley).

The boys are quiet and the girls run off in opposite directions.
When the coast is clear. Lenny heads off to make his transformation and Squiggy heads home to sell garbage on Ebay.

Lenny: *walking into shop* Scuse me sir, could you help...
Clerk: Yeah, be right with you.

Lenny begins to look around and the man walks over to him.

Clerk: What can I help you with today?
Lenny: I wanna become a regular person, or at least dress like one.
Clerk: Well, I think...no, I hope can help you. Let me ask you something, how much are you willing to spend.
Lenny: About this much *pulls out a wad of cash*
Clerk: We have some very nice things over here.

Lenny follows the man over to a clothes rack.

Originally posted by GeminiX1985
Laverne: Alright Shirl, I don't wanna be jumped by those two... (Looks around and then hides behind Shirley).


Shirley: Laverne, why are you hiding behind me?

Laverne: Uh...I'm not. (Walks to Shirley's side, the side that isn't close to Lenny and Squiggy).

*having sold his garbage on Ebay, Squiggy goes into "Fine Young Lad" - a designer clothing store for the affluent preteen male*

Squiggy: *walking into shop* Oh boy, is this gonna be your lucky day

Clerk: *sneers* NO, if you are looking for the body-lice research clinic, its AT LEAST another two blocks down.

Squiggy: Oh, they wont let me back in there - they said I tainted the strain....but thats not why I am here *pulls out fat wad of money*
Squiggy: *assumes poorly reproduced snooty accent of the clerk* I recently came into some money by execising my business a-KOO-men, and I want to get a makeover befitting my new stature, standing in high society.

Clerk: Well. You DO realize that you will need a bath.

Squiggy: I figured that I could just get a quick hosedown.

Clerk: Well, I think...no, we'll need to give you a full imersion, and a flea dip. There's a dog groomer across the alley, perhaps he can help.

*the theme song for "That Girl" plays as the clerk takes Squiggy through a bubble bath/fleadip countless clothing changes, countless wigs and hairstyles*

Squiggy: *looking at himself in the mirror - dressed to the nines in a shimmering dark-green suit with alligator shoes and suave fedora* now THAT's a make-o-VAH!

Clerk: repeat after me: The Rain in Spain falls Mainly on the Plain.

Squiggy: The Raing in Spaing...

Clerk: *takes money* close enough, now get out. and dont ever come back. *pushes out door*

Lenny walks out of the store dressed to a tee with three bags full of nice clothesand heads towards Freakin Magicians, a hair salon, across the street.

Lenny: Hi, i'm looking for Vanessa?
Lilly: Oh yeah, you're the emergency. Just have a seat and she'll be right with you.

Lenny sits down and flips through a magazine. An hour later, Lilly comes back.

Lilly: I'm sorry sir, but Vanessa suddenly came down with the New Jersey Flu. But, i'll take you.

Lenny: Oh that's a shame, kind of odd since it's not flu season yet.

Lenny follows Lilly towards the back of the salon where she goes 3 washes, four fumigations, 2 flea dips and delicings and finally the conditioning and the styling. When he was done, he couldn't believe it, he looked like a different person and he liked it.

Lenny: Thanks for everything Lilly.

He pays and tips her before walking out the door as a new man.

He walked past the girls, but they didn't recognize him.

Laverne: (Grabbing on to Shirley's arm) Did you see that?! Mmmm...I'm gonna get me one of those. (Walks up behind Lenny and Squiggy, still not able to recognize them).

Lenny: Psst, Andrew, we're being followed. Let's get out of here.

The boys step up their pace until they get to their apartment.

Laverne follows them, much against Shirley's protest.

Laverne: (Kicks a near by rock) Shoot! (Reaches in purse for mirror) I don't look *that* bad, do I Shirl?

Shirley: Oh course not, Laverne.

Big Rosie Greenbaum enters.

(I'll take her over, cuz I love playing her, haha)


Rosie: Hey, girls. I didn't think you'd have the nerve to show up since your little stunt the last time. (to Laverne) I see your taste in clothes hasn't changed much and your hips have spread like an eagle.

Laverne: (Tries to control her anger and looks towards Shirl) Hold me back, I swear!

Shirley: Laverne, don't let her get to you.

Rosie: Hey, Shirl, I heard you married a mummy. Was the wolfman not available?

Shirley: Ok, Laverne, get her!

Laverne: (Walks up to Rosie) Look, you got a lot of nerve coming around here and pickin' on us! (Is face to face with Rosie).

Rosie: Well, you've got a lot of nerve leaving the house when it's not even Halloween.

Lenny: Hey Squig, let's get the apartment cleaned our speech coach is coming over. I want us to drop the snooty fake accent and learn how to talk like normal guys.

Laverne: (Keeping herself from jumping Rosie, acts as if Shirl is holding back her arms) Hold me back Shirl, hold me back!

Back at Lenny and Squiggy's place, the speech coach just left. Lenny did quite well. As for Squiggy, there's no hope. So he's just talking the he usually does.

Lenny: Well since you're stuck being yourself. I might as well join you. We'll keep wearing the new stuff though. Squig!? Where are you!? If you can hear me, meet me at the Pizza Bowl!

Lenny walks out the door.

*Squiggy, upset by the disappointing results of the voice coaching, decides to "cheat" by hiring a voice actor to speak for him through a well-placed cellphone, hidden under his Life-Like new "the Donald" toupee*

Squiggy: There is NO way this plan can fail !

Rodney, the voice actor (through Trump-Toupee): You have GOT to be kidding, but I'll play along - as long as I get paid UP FRONT.

Shirley: Laverne, just ignore her.

Rosie: Yeah, treat others as you'd want them to treat yourself, DeFaziO.

Laverne: (Clenching her hands at her sides to keep from cleanching them around Rosie's neck) And what exactly do you think YOU'RE doing GreenBauM? (Pokes her in the chest).

Lenny and Squiggy return to the Pizza Bowl to see it decorated nicely for the reunion.

Lenny: Wow, a reunion that Shirley didn't organize this time.
I wonder if Hector will show up in his underwear.

Rosie: Hey, Laverne, your dates are here.

Laverne: (Taking second glance towards Lenny and Squiggy) Lenny...? (Squints eyes and walks closer to him) Lenny...? (Grabs his shirt collar) Lenny...?!

Lenny: Hey easy with the shirt. It's brand new Laverne.


He releases Laverne's hand gently from his collar. He straightens it and runs his fingers through his tossled hair.

Originally posted by ~*Twist Of Kate*~
Lenny: Hey easy with the shirt. It's brand new Laverne.


He releases Laverne's hand gently from his collar. He straightens it and runs his fingers through his tossled hair.

Rosie: Maybe I should leave you two lovebirds alone.

Lenny: Why don't you take it further and leave everyone alone Greenbaum.

Rosie: (gets up to Lenny, looks up) Are you talking to be LeoNARD?

Originally posted by Moondance
Rosie: (gets up to Lenny, looks up) Are you talking to be LeoNARD?

Lenny stares down Rosie without blinking.

Lenny: Yeah Rosalie *fixes her with a stoney stare*

Laverne: (Looking from Lenny, Squiggy and then to Shirley) Oh gosh, I just...(Covers mouth with hands) I...Oh no! (Runs in to bathroom).

Rosie: I hope she didn't get sick over her face.

Shirley: (follows Laverne) Laverne, are you ok? Are you allowing Rosie to get to you?

Laverne: (Leaning over the sink and staring at her bright red face in the mirror) No...No, Rosie is not getting to me...It's...It's...(Looks towards Shirley) Oh! I can't tell you this...(Bites lip).

Shirley: Laverne, I'm your best friend, you can tell me anything.

Laverne: Anything...? Oh...Well...Okay...(Closes eyes) I didn't know that was really Lenny and well...(Bites lip again) I think he looks good.

Shirley: (lowering her voice in a "I'm I sure I heard you right" tone) You have feelings for Lenny?

Lenny: Wow, The flu's hitting early this year.

Laverne: (Gulps and grabs Shirley by the collar) What's wrong with me Shirl?!

Shirley: Laverne, there's nothing wrong with you. (brief pause) I knew this day would come, I just thought it would be sooner than this.

Laverne: (Stares at Shirley's face) You mean...You're not going to stop being my friend now? I mean, we always used to talk about how much we wanted to avoid those two...(Bites lip) I didn't know it was him though, maybe it's just a shock to me that he looks so...different (Dreamy face).

Shirley: Laverne, I'll be happy for you. You and Lenny were meant for each other. He's sweet.....tall.....very sweet.

Laverne: (Hugs Shirley) Awww...Shirl. And Lenny and I meant for each other? (Sighs) Well that can be a possibility but I just don't know, I mean...Maybe this is just some kind of phase from being shocked at the whole change in his image, I wouldn't want to break his heart.

Shirley: Let's go out there, and you talk to him.

Laverne: Oh...I don't know, I mean (Looks in the mirror) I've gotten old... Maybe he wouldn't like me, maybe I would just make a fool out of myself.

Shirley: Laverne, did you take a look at Lenny? He didn't exactly find the fountain of youth.

Laverne: Yeah, yeah... (Shuffles feet) Well I guess it's because i'm a woman, you know how men are with women that aren't all thin and beautiful...(Looks in mirror).

Laverne: You're not fat, and I think you're beautiful.

Laverne: (Turns to Shirley with a smile) You're the best Shirl. (Pulls her in for a hug and then runs her hands through her hair) Okay, lets talk to him!

Laverne and Shirley exit the bathroom.


(This is the akward silence where we wait for "Twist Of Kate" to return as LENNY, hehe)

Lenny walks out of the mens room followed by Squiggy.
he sees Laverne looking so pretty.

Lenny to himself: Wow, she looks even more beautiful than ever, if that's possible, I don't have the nerve to face her, I'm outta here.

Lenny: *nervously walking up to Laverne* Uh...hi...um Vern...Igttgo (he mumbled I gotta go really fast)

Out the door he went without Squiggy.

Laverne: (Thinking that she did something wrong, looking towards Shirley) What happened? (Pouts and then runs after him).

Shirley: Come on, Laverne - Lenny's just shy, that's all.

Laverne: (Breathes in and out, slowly) Oh...Oh...I think i'm coming along with a case of the monkey nerves Shirl...EEEEEEEEEE...!

Lenny: *to himself* You're such a jerk, She obviously likes you, Go back and talk to her or i'll kick your can!

Policeman: Are you okay son?

Lenny: Um...Yeah...No...Girl Trouble.

Policeman: I hear ya mac, got some of that myself.

Lenny: I need to go fix things. Have a good night.

*runs back to Pizza Bowl only to see that Laverne is gone*

Laverne: (Walking around the bowling ailey of the Pizza bowl) I'm just making a fool of myself, Lenny and I...? (Looks up at the ceiling) It would just never work, i'm probably just like I told Shirl ~ in shock of his ...transformation.

Shirley sees that Lenny has returned and grabs him before he can get away.

Shirley: Laverne! Get back in here!

Laverne: (Gulps) Oh dear...

Shirley: Come on, Laverne.

Laverne: (Fixes top) I'm comin', I'm comin'...(Takes deep breath).

Carmine enters the Pizza Bowl singing.


Shirley: (bugged out eyes) Carmine!

Carmine: Hey, Angelface, long time no see.

Shirley: Carmine, you look, I mean, you haven't...

Carmine: You're beautiful, Shirley.

Shirley smiles, forgetting that Laverne is about to talk to Lenny.

Laverne: (Shifting her eyes from Shirley and Carmine to Lenny, she isn't sure what she should do since she hasn't actually "talked" with Lenny in years) Lenny...?

Shirley: Carmine, you have a spot on your shirt.

Carmine: I do?

Shirley: Come on, let's go outside where there's more light.

Shirley and Carmine leave.

Laverne: (Speaking up because Lenny didn't hear her the first time) Lenny...? (Thinks to self) "Please don't let him ignore me on purpose."

Lenny: *slowly turns around* Hey Laverne, Wow you really look beautiful.

Laverne: (Blushing and shuffling her feet with a big smile) Nah...But you? I was taken by surprise.

Lenny: (Clears throat) No Laverne, you do. (Takes a step closer to her).

Laverne: (Blushes) Thanks Lenny...(Looks down) If you want the truth, I didn't even know you were you...(Chuckles) I mean, with the transformation 'n all.

Lenny: (Takes her hands as he smiles) That was the plan, I guess you could say.

Laverne: The plan to change your whole image?

Lenny: Yeah, it was Squiggy's idea; right Squig?

Squiggy: Yeah, whatever.

Squiggy gets distracted by THE PIZZA BOWLS latest technological video game...."Dance Dance Revolution EXTREME"

Squiggy: (cont'd) Look at all them arrows.

Laverne: (Turns around to raise an eyebrow at Squiggy and then focuses attention back on Lenny) Look Len, uh...

Lenny: I know, I know; you don't like it when I say those things about you being beautiful...(Looks down as he shifts his feet).

Laverne: (Clearing throat and taking Lenny's hand, she walks him towards the restrooms) I need to talk to you.

Lenny: Men's room or Ladies?

Laverne: (Shakes head) No Len.

Lenny: (Leans in towards her) Did you know that the Men's room needs clean towels?

Laverne: (Beginning to feel as if she should give up on him because he doesn't seem to be serious) Lenny, will you just forget about the bathroom!

Lenny: It's very unsanitary to have unclean towels ~

Laverne: (Interrupting Lenny) Just forget it, I was stupid to think that I could have a serious conversation with you.

Lenny: (Grabbing her hand before she could walk away) Hey, you want to be serious with me? Since when? (He chuckled and bit his palm).

Laverne: (Slapping him on the arm) Will you stop that?!

Lenny: Sorry, what did you want to tell me? (Looks in to her eyes).

Laverne doesn't say a word, just kisses his mouth.

Rosie: Well look who's here all cozy with her nerd pals...Laverne.

Laverne slowly takes her lips from Lenny's and places her hands on her hips, Lenny starts to walk away with his head down because he knows that Laverne will now make up an excuse on just HOW that kiss came about.

Laverne: Look Rosie...(Takes a few steps towards her)Apologize to these two before my fist gets all cozy up your nose! (Balls her fist up in front of Rosie's face).

Rosie: Hey! All Big Rosie wanted to do was congratulate you. It's about time you and twiddle dee got together.

Laverne: (Sighs) Well you know, ya should really try being nice; maybe then we'll finally get along. (Looks around for Lenny) Where'd he go?

Rosie: Ha! (looks around) What happened to your appendage?

Laverne: (Peeks in to the Men's room) Len? (Walks over to Squiggy, he's still watching the DDR game) Squig, do you know where Lenny went?

Rosie: I wasn't talking about him, I was talking about your siamese twin Shirley.

Laverne: (Smiles towards Rosie annoyingly, walking quickly to the bowling room) Shirl?

There's a laugh coming from outside.

Shirley: You always knew how to make me laugh.

Enters the Pizza Bowl.

Laverne: (In a whiny voice) Shirl...

Shirley: Oh Laverne! I've got good news. Carmine and me are back together.

Carmine shows up and puts his arm around Shirley.

Carmine: That's right. She's my Angelface again.

Shirley: Isn't this wonderful, Laverne?

Carmine: Are you and Lenny together yet?

Shirley: (hits him) Carmine, I told you not to say anything.

Carmine and Shirley bicker back and forth.

Laverne: (Shakes head) Nah...I don't think that Lenny wants to...But that's okay, hey you're back together! That's great. (Hugs Shirley).

Outside, in front of the Pizza bowl, Lenny is sitting on a near by bench; he finds a Dandelion growing with some weeds on the side of the street ~ he picks it up.

Lenny: (Starts to pull apart the Dandelion) She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...(Realizes that he's come to the end of the Dandelion, he throws the rest) Oh i'm a failure! (Runs hands across balding head) It must be the hair!

Rosie: Hey, Shirley. Lookin' good. I like your hair. (looks at Laverne) Maybe Laverne could learn to fix her hair with the light on.

Laverne: (Her head slowly turns towards Rosie and then back towards Shirley, she begins to make a Boo-Boo face) I've had enough! (Walks towards the Exit of the Pizza bowl while giving Rosie an evil face, she runs in to the wall, pretends that nothing happened, and continues out the front door).

Lenny was just about to Enter the Pizza bowl, when Laverne comes storming out, she runs in to him.

Lenny: Hey Laverne, the Wolf man chasin' ya? (Laughs).

Laverne: No Lenny...But I guess you could call "Rosie" a Wolf man. (Crosses arms acorss chest).

Lenny: Yeah, Rosie seems to be like a regular Godzilla.

Laverne: You can say that again, Len.

Lenny: (Sees that Laverne is emotionally distraught) Hey, is there anything I could do?

Laverne: (Looks up at Lenny with a blush and smile) Nah Len, I don't think that...Wait...I have a good idea!

Shirley enters.

Shirley: Laverne, I'm going back to the hotel and get some rest. Tomorrow night is the reunion, so don't stay up too late.

Laverne: Alright Shirl, I should...(looks towards Lenny) I should probably go with you.

Lenny: Uh, what hotel are you two girls staying at?