ok...segueing off a theory in GLISF...here's your chance...

Who would you pit against whom?

Who would kick who's ass?

Lilith would kick Carla's ass I think.

I honestly think Rhea would beat up Shelley. I mean, all that tension on the set...they weren't really acting.

Rhea would totally win. She's short and smaller, but you know she's tough. Plus Shelley would be too worried about messing up her hair or getting her shirt wrinkled.

I think, if we're going by actors, I'd first like to see Bebe beat up Kirstie.

For characters...ok, well, I guess I just really want to see Diane win a fight, and the only way I could see that happening would be if she went against Cliff. And that would be pretty satisfying.

Did Rhea really hate Shelley? I thought that was just an exaggerated rumor.

Anyway, Lilith pwns them all (and oh my God, that's the first time I've used the word "pwns.")

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Anyway, Lilith pwns them all (and oh my God, that's the first time I've used the word "pwns.")

Well, I didn't want to be the first to say it (Actually, I would never say anyone pwned anyone)...but, yeah.

Much pwning for Lilith.

In character, Diane would totally beat up Sam. I mean it was implied that she would. They just never let it get to that point. She fights dirty, that's why. As does Carla. They have to; they're women.

I'd like to see someone kick Robin's ass.

I hated Robin. I hope they all kick his ass.

Oh, I can totally picture Kelsey and Shelley in a fight during the taping of the third season.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
I hated Robin. I hope they all kick his ass.

Though, if it were the actors, it would probably be Roger Rees and Bebe Neuwirth ganging up on everyone else.

"You were late *punch* again! I got up at four *punch* in the *punch* morning and you weren't here till *punch* 2 *punch* Pf*ckingM!"

Originally posted by Chambers
In character, Diane would totally beat up Sam. I mean it was implied that she would. They just never let it get to that point. She fights dirty, that's why. As does Carla. They have to; they're women.

Hm, true...

I think Woody would totally wipe the floor with Sam.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Hm, true...

I think Woody would totally wipe the floor with Sam.

Absolutely. And I think Sam would also lose to Cliff. Cliff just wants it more.

Would Norm even bother to fight, or just sit on his stool on the sidelines?

Or, for an even more fun mental image, he may just start bashing people over the head with the stool.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Would Norm even bother to fight, or just sit on his stool on the sidelines?

Or, for an even more fun mental image, he may just start bashing people over the head with the stool.

hahaha I can picture that.
And maybe George needed to release energy more than anybody else in order to adequately portray Norm's sedentary habits. It must kill to sit still for that long. I can't - even when I'm on the computer.

Originally posted by slackermonkey

Or, for an even more fun mental image, he may just start bashing people over the head with the stool.

Hahaha...


D'you really think he'd do that to his precious stool?

Not twice.

Depends what the fight was about. If it was about his wife, no, but beer yes.

Originally posted by Chambers
Absolutely. And I think Sam would also lose to Cliff. Cliff just wants it more.

I think Sam would let Cliff win.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I think Sam would let Cliff win.

Deep down, Cliff is dark and disturbed. He probably would fight dirty.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Deep down, Cliff is dark and disturbed. He probably would fight dirty.

Totally.

anyone think Rebecca could win against anyone?

I can see her fighting Freddie. Just to boost her self esteem.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
anyone think Rebecca could win against anyone?

I can see her fighting Freddie. Just to boost her self esteem.

hahahaha
And Freddie would probably win too.

maybe Nick Tortelli

I think a Malcolm in the Middle quote will explain my opinion on who could beat who



Hal: Remember kids, I've always told you, crazy beats big every time.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I think a Malcolm in the Middle quote will explain my opinion on who could beat who



Hal: Remember kids, I've always told you, crazy beats big every time.

ok, so, that means Diane and Cliff would win...

But what about Lilith? She's neither crazy (much) nor big. But we all know she (as slackermonkey so eloquently put it ) "pwns."

What the heck does pwns mean?

Same thing with n00b

Originally posted by Brian Damage
What the heck does pwns mean?

I actually had to look this up a while ago.

I think that they are part of this new internet slang, l33t. It's based off of making words off of numbers, and typos.

pwn was a typo for "own", like, "I OWNED you in that last game of solitare!"

n00b- is a "newbie." One of the uninitiated, as it were.

I hate the internet speak.

So don't ask me why I ended up typing out "pwns."

I'm sleep-deprived.

it was a typo in....either Warcraft 2 or Starcraft I believe.

If you lost a certain level it was supposed to say "You Got Owned", but due to an error, it said "You Got Pwned"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned&r=f



There is actually argument as to whether it was an error in the original Warcraft or if a top Quake player first used it.



though, the thing to say now is WTFPWNED

Thanks for educating me.

Cliff could beat everyone.

Woody could beat Sam, Frasier and Norm.

Frasier could beat Sam and Norm.

Carla could beat everyone, besides Cliff and Coach.

Diane could beat Sam, Frasier, and Rebecca.

Lilith could beat everyone, besides Cliff.

Sam, Coach, Rebecca, and Norm couldn't beat anyone.




I think that covers every possibility.
Cliff is so crazy, he'd beat them all.
Carla and Coach would never fight, so there would be no winner there.

Norm could beat almost everyone if he were fighting in the name of beer. Plus, he was a wrestler in high school and could do some serious damage by just sitting on his opponent. Think of him as Popeye...only replace spinach with beer and muscle with fat.

I would want to see Rebecca and Diane fight. Diane would win of course. :D