Hey Dads and grads, TJL here.

Well the Turkey has been picked clean, the relatives are flying back to whatever level of Hell they're from, and the malls are packed to the gills with rabid shoppers in performance fleece.

So who wants to rent a limo and go to an award show?

That's right, the 2004 Hawkeye Awards are just around the corner, and it gives me great pleasure to announce this year's Viewer's Choice Catagory...

The Courtney Love Trainwreck Trophy!

That's right, in recognition to Miss Love and all the fun she's given us over the years with the court appearnces and the ranting and raving and the mike stand tossing, we're giving her her very own award, which we hope to bestow it on one lucky celeb who is cruising down a river of denial to her very own True Hollywood Story.

Let's look at our nominees:

Whitney Houston - Some of you might be too young to remember, but Whitney Houston used to be a singer, with a string of number one hits and multi platinum selling albums. Nowadays she's a drugged up punching bag for her has been hubby Bobby Brown.
Where's the diva we all wanted to protect in "The Bodyguard?"

Anna Nicole Smith - During your recent appearance at an award show, you were slurring more words than Daffy Duck and Sylvester the cat combined. We've witnessed your rather unorthodox behavior over the years, and we're rather concerned. Maybe all that Trim spa is melting some brain tissue.

Mary Kate Olsen - One half of the Olsen Twins, star of TV and Video and crapass merchandise has hit a bit of a rough patch this year. Eating disorders? Drugs? "New York Minute?" Say it aint so M.K.!

Lindsay Lohan - She's the youngin of the bunch, but this curvy cutie has made quite an impression in a very short time, with the club hopping, boyfriend stealing, and now a recent stint in the hospital for "exhaustion." Is this teen queen on her way to a guest spot on "The Surreal Life?"

Those are the nominees. If you have your own nominee, please let me know.

So get your vote in and keep your eyes out for the 2004 Hawkeye Awards at the end of December!

;)

Voting closes in 24 days...

Oh God. Well, Anna Nicole Smith has been a train-wreck her whole life. At least the younger girls have a chance to become talented (which probably won't happen, because they suck). I'm not so sure about Whitney Houston, other than she's like, 70 years old.

I'll have to go with Anna Nicole. I don't even know why she's so popular!! She's not even talented!! Then again, it seems these days you don't need to have talent to be in show business.

I do like Whitney. What a waste. Too bad she's fallen under the spell of that pathetic excuse for a man, or human being for that matter.

I also like Mary-Kate and Lindsay, not a big fan of each, but they're so young and have their whole lives ahead of them, and already they have all this crap going on in their lives.

:lol:
I guess Whitney. Anna Nicole isn't as bad as before, and the other two are like many other teenagers I know of.
~Jillian¤

Anna Nichole. The rest of them, especially Mary Kate, I can't help but wish them well. Anna Nichole? I wish her well also but, please, do your thing in private. You have nothin' to offer the public except for being a running joke.

LOL, I just love your threads, TJL. I also voted for Anna Nicole. She's an utter mess. It's laughable. The others do make for great tabloid stories, but Anna Nicole is far ahead in the "trainweck game!"

I vote:

Hilarious post TJL. :rotflmao:

I cast my vote for Anna. She's a whacko. I thought about Whitney, but Anna banana won out. :cuckoo

Originally posted by TJL
Whitney Houston - Some of you might be too young to remember, but Whitney Houston used to be a singer, with a string of number one hits and multi platinum selling albums.

:rotflmao:
I voted Anna Nicole :lol:

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