(gilligan) When i get to be captain you can be my bosen

(skipper) bosen --- with a look of suprise

(giligan) cheif petty officer? i dont think a ship can have 2 captains

(skipper) thats not exactly what i had in mind.

(gilligan) your just mad that ill make a better captain than you

(skipper) the 1 thing i know for sure gilligan is you will be a better captain then me-----oop SKIPPER SMASHES HAND IN TRUNK
(gilligan) yeh?

(skipper) yeh because your not gonna hire a first mate as stupid as the 1 i hired.