#1 –"A Nightmare On Hick Street"

One of the funniest stories in UM history. Family of 4: Older couple, their loser son, and his hick underage wife. Their little home (in Florida?) is haunted by someone named Isabella Kramer. They hear strange voices, smell awful odors. The funniest moment is when 'Jabba the Hut' ...oops...the son... is attacked by the hick wife in their bedroom. Apparently Isabella has the hots for Jabba and enters the wives' body. She humps him, tries to tear off his clothes, and has an evil witch laugh to boot! Gimme a break! I've always thought this one was a hoax. And I have an answer for the awful odor they smelled --- it wasn't a ghost, it was Jabba's B.O.! That family was white trash. What did they expect their home to smell like --- roses?


Honorable Mention:


"Sleep-Running"

I couldn't help but laugh at this one. This girl suffers from sleepwalking, but instead of walking she runs at top speed and yells her head off. She runs into walls, nearly breaking her neck. Sorry, I feel bad for laughing at this one, but I couldn't help myself.