Has any body got good,clean,jokes that they wantto share?Remember, good and PG-13.l

these arent that funny but ok

A pretzel is walking down the street and gets assulted

What do you called 2 guys holding up a curtain, "Kurt and Rod"

How do you describe the average cannibal?

A guy with a wife and ate children.

Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.



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(This one isn't too funny, but it's okay. It was written into my yearbook one year.)

What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

A pool table.

Originally posted by RustyShackleford
these arent that funny but ok

A pretzel is walking down the street and gets assulted

What do you called 2 guys holding up a curtain, "Kurt and Rod" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says,

"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here." :crazy:

What happened in the race between the lettuce, faucet and the tomato?

Lettuce was head, faucet kept running and the tomato strained to KETCHUP ( catch up )

Originally posted by crystals
Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.





:rofl:

Why didn't the pony talk?

Because 1) He was a little horse

and
2) He was a little hoarse

Thank you g'night :tiphat:

Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?

Because it had no guts

http://www.dave.kitson.dsl.pipex.com/images/LMAO.jpg

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
http://www.dave.kitson.dsl.pipex.com/images/LMAO.jpg

cute kitty:D

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