In my local Quick Check a 30 year old man bought himself a Yoo-Hoo.

Oh yeah, and my ass kinda itches.

Well, not at this moment, but I'm sure at some time, and I think you get the point.


:)

Shows what you know. I can actually use this news.

Originally posted by dlemond
In my local Quick Check a 30 year old man bought himself a Yoo-Hoo.

Oh yeah, and my ass kinda itches.

Well, not at this moment, but I'm sure at some time, and I think you get the point.


:)
:lol: I hope there won't be film at eleven.

In the latest development, I think I like bacon cheeseburgers better than bacon chicken sandwiches.

Oh, and that gas stuff- very expensive.

I'm ultra sore today from working out yesterday

A plan for playing XBOX today is currently in the works

NEWS FLASH: Playing poker is a bad way to rely on an income

Originally posted by dlemond
Oh, and that gas stuff- very expensive.

My car needs some of that stuff. Time to look under the couch cushions.

Originally posted by AKA
Shows what you know. I can actually use this news.

:rotflmao:

i miss being 12 so much.

Originally posted by dlemond


Oh yeah, and my ass kinda itches.

.


:) :lol:

What kind of Yoo-Hoo?

;)

My back itches.

Hear AC/DC in the other room.

SeaPak makes the best garlic herb marinated shrimp you'll ever eat in your entire life.

Originally posted by AKA
Shows what you know. I can actually use this news.

:lol: :lol:

A recent survey shows that 100% of the 1 person who participated in this survey, agrees that cleaining the lint off of a dryer's lint catcher can be the most disgusting thing you ever do.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
A recent survey shows that 100% of the 1 person who participated in this survey, agrees that cleaining the lint off of a dryer's lint catcher can be the most disgusting thing you ever do.

But it can't be as disgusting as watching somebody else dig for gold, hit the mother of all gold AND eat it, if ya catch my drift...

Originally posted by PZelda
But it can't be as disgusting as watching somebody else dig for gold, hit the mother of all gold AND eat it, if ya catch my drift...

The next person I see do that gets a slap across the head. (probably a young relative of mine)

Originally posted by Dutabi84
The next person I see do that gets a slap across the head. (probably a young relative of mine)

Oh gawd. That was bad. :rofl:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Hear AC/DC in the other room. i think thats the voices again

Jimmy cracks corn people.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
The next person I see do that gets a slap across the head. (probably a young relative of mine)

:lol:

Originally posted by dlemond
In my local Quick Check a 30 year old man bought himself a Yoo-Hoo.

Oh yeah, and my ass kinda itches.

Well, not at this moment, but I'm sure at some time, and I think you get the point.
:rotflmao: Funny stuff.

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control.

:lol: :crazy: :lol:

****HOT OFF THE PRESS***

There is good chance that I will cancel my subscription to Sports Illustrated, possibly also clean my bathroom, according to a somewhat reliable source

A recent survey shows that 100% of the 1 person who participated in this survey, agrees that cleaining the lint off of a dryer's lint catcher can be the most disgusting thing you ever do.
O_o That crazy person never cleaned a dirty toilet.

News Flash!!! I may just fall asleep sitting here. Which is bad...considering I'm at work!

O_o That crazy person never cleaned a dirty toilet.

True, but said crazy person has cleaned a shower drain after that story broke. Possibly worse than cleaning a toilet, depending on how violated the toilet is.

i pooped out half of my body weight earlier.

im tired.

I'm getting tired of waiting for Halloween. It should be two times a year, Oct. 31 and April 30.

I want one of those chicken a shrimp specials at TJI Fridays. They look seow gewd!!!


*period mmk?*

True, but said crazy person has cleaned a shower drain after that story broke. Possibly worse than cleaning a toilet, depending on how violated the toilet is.

hmm...I'm gonna put them on the same level. This, according to my "How Much Will it Make Me Hurl?" chart.

The HMWIMME Chart! Now available at not-so fine retailers everywhere!

A recent survey shows that 100% of the 1 person who participated in this survey, agrees that cleaining the lint off of a dryer's lint catcher can be the most disgusting thing you ever do.
apparently you've never cleaned the grease trap

my new favorite song is "When you say nothing at all" by Allison Krauss

It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word you can light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don’t say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd
Old mr. webster could never define
What’s being said between your heart and mine

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

Jimmy cracks corn people.


And guess what ?! KNOW ONE CARES!!!....


I did make a mean pot of coffee this morning, I am so going to shut down STARBUCKS!

my bladder is full at the moment.

i wish i could see the girl i like right now

spring break rocks

My box of chicken smells yummy.

i had my eleventh in-school suspension today.