(AP)- Local police are baffled by a string of late-night robberies involving both donut shops and liquor stores. The theif apparently smashes through the window with a pink car. grabs stuff, and drives away. Security footage identifies the suspect as an overweight, bald man with a yellow complexion. Several strange-looking handprints have been taken from different scenes. The suspect aparently has four fingers on each hand instead of five. Also, some liquidy sustance, possibly drool, has been found. A security tape also picked up an audio sound of the suspect saying "D'OH!!!" after he cut his hand on glass and "Mmm... donut!" as he stuffed his pockets with donuts.

If you have any information on this robbery suspect, please call police immediately. He is described as armed and hungry. Don't try to approach him on your own, or he may attempt to strangle you.

;)

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
(AP)- Local police are baffled by a string of late-night robberies involving both donut shops and liquor stores. The theif apparently smashes through the window with a pink car. grabs stuff, and drives away. Security footage identifies the suspect as an overweight, bald man with a yellow complexion. Several strange-looking handprints have been taken from different scenes. The suspect aparently has four fingers on each hand instead of five. Also, some liquidy sustance, possibly drool, has been found. A security tape also picked up an audio sound of the suspect saying "D'OH!!!" after he cut his hand on glass and "Mmm... donut!" as he stuffed his pockets with donuts.

If you have any information on this robbery suspect, please call police immediately. He is described as armed and hungry. Don't try to approach him on your own, or he may attempt to strangle you.

;) :rotflmao: LOL!!!!!!!!!

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What town are these robberies taking place in?

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
What town are these robberies taking place in?

Springfield, OH.

How could someone rob a donut shop without the police seeing it?

Originally posted by I am Him
How could someone rob a donut shop without the police seeing it?
Now THAT's funny. :lol:

Did you catch that bandit yet, Wiggums?

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Springfield, OH.

Actually he's been spotted in many states. Springfield, IL, Springfield, MO, Springfield, KY, etc.

Originally posted by I am Him
How could someone rob a donut shop without the police seeing it? :lol:

Excellent, Smithers.

;)

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Actually he's been spotted in many states. Springfield, IL, Springfield, MO, Springfield, KY, etc. Springfield, MA :grr:

Originally posted by I am Him
How could someone rob a donut shop without the police seeing it?
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Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Springfield, MA :grr:

I was actually talking about Springfield's in the midwest.