I suprised there are usually already quote pages when I join forums... I have a wierd good memory at remembering some quotes and stuff... ehhh... some of them are probablu wrong though... but oh well...


[while taking a test]
(JT) "Pssst... what did you put for the first one?"
(Rich) "......Rich Halke..."
(JT )"Not your name doofus! The first question!"
(Rich) [starts kicking JT] "Foot fight!"

(Mark) "MOTHER!!! I'm a freak!"
(JT) "We already knew you were a freak! Now you just have orange hair!"

(Rich) "Between the 2 of us, we've got 1 brain!"

(Rich) "Say hello to Mr. Lucky!"
(Frank) "Hello Mr. Lucky. Any chance of you ringing Mr. Doorbell?"
(Rich) "I thought about it. I just didn't want to disturb you..."

(Dana) "I don't beleive this... I'm going to die... in a box... with Cody!"
(Cody) "Come on Dana-burger! Check it out; eventually somebody is gonna come in the garage and discover us here! All we got to do is find something to pass time until they discover us. I got a killer idea! Why don't we tell eachother our life stories!"
(Dana) "I don't feel like it..."
(Cody) "Cool! Because I want to go first anyways!"

(Dana) "JT's cousin's staying in our house? Has he had all his shots?"
(JT) "He's not staying in our house! He's too cool! He lives in his van!"

(Carol) "JT, why did Sam fire you?"
(JT) "I made one little mistake."
(Carol) "And what was that?"
(JT) "I almost killed her boss! But only twice!"

[at Lilly's birthday party]
(Random Kid) "Lady! Lady! Lady!"
(Dana) "What?"
(Kid) "He licked me!"
(Dana) "No licking!"
(Lilly) "How are we supposed to have ice cream if we can't lick?"
(Dana) "Ok... you can lick ice cream..."
(Lilly) "Can we lick the pizza?"
(Dana) "Fine... you can lick food but not people..."
(Lilly) "What if you lick someone on accident?"

(Dana) "This is exactly why I didn't tell you I was having dinner with Jeff because I knew you were going to be jealous!"
(Rich) "Jealous! I'm not jealous! I am anything but jealous! If there's anything I'm not, it's jealous!"
(Dana) "You're jealous..."
(Rich) "You're darn right I am!"

[when JT and Rich were in a fight at Disney]
(Flash) "You've got a lot of other friends, right?"
(JT) "well... actually... Rich is about it..."
(Flash) "Girlfriend?"
(JT) "No..."
(Flash) "Pet?"
(JT) "No..."
(Flash) "Favorite blanket?"
(JT) "No... I threw it away..."

Dana I am so sick of being so demtional(spelling) everyone wants something from me I can't give anymore, nothing is going right.

Karen looks at her, Danas says you only like make up and looking pretty.

Karen says times like this I am glad I am only one demtional.

Cody takes Mark into the Kitchen after fighting with JT and says what is going on and Mark says JT told me that was how I was to treat ladies. Cody says why would you take advice from a bone head like JT. Mark says because he knows alot about girls, Cody says why would you take advice from a bonehead like JT. Mark says you already said that, Cody says I know why would you take advice from abonehead like JT all he has is Rich and the butt crunch channel, Mark says good point.

Mark ahhh help there is something going on upstairs in the bed room JT and Brabdon are dead.

Cody naw they are just playing with you after watching that scarey movie.

Mark then I will just march right back up there and give them a good tongue lashing.

Cody I got a better idea.

Cody comes running in in his sleep wear and says I had a dream of you Dana being attacked by a man at the interview in a dark suit.

Carole says what are you doing in your sleep wear at 3 in the afternoon?

Cody I have a friend in New Zealand and wanted to be on his time zone when he calls me.

Dana So I am to tell the university I can't make the interview because some strange guy in Bert and Ernie Slippers on New Zealand time came in and told me he had a dream of me being attacked by a guy in a dark suit. Dream on, that will fly with the university and rush to make me a new appointment.

Cody I knew you would see it my way.


Cody Whats down little cuz?

Brandon I didn't make the little league team.

Cody I know how about I make you my famous ice cream sandwhich.

Brandon Cool.

Brandon after Dana walks in Hey Dana want an ice cream sandwhich Cody is making them.

Dana Sure I will have one.

Cody want wheat or rye bread with that?

Dana just gives a puzzled look and walks away.

Originally posted by CrazieIsha
(Dana) "This is exactly why I didn't tell you I was having dinner with Jeff because I knew you were going to be jealous!"
(Rich) "Jealous! I'm not jealous! I am anything but jealous! If there's anything I'm not, it's jealous!"
(Dana) "You're jealous..."
(Rich) "You're darn right I am!"

:lol: That One was great.

(Rich) "Dana! What are you doing here?"
(Dana) Me!? I live here! What are you going here? What happened to your makeup test?"
(Rich) "Oh! My makeup test! That's tomorrow! I just came here to get my wallet to go to the mall and buy makeup for my makeup test..."
(Dana) "Why would you need make up for a make up test?"
(Rich) "Didn't I tell you?... I'm taking a class... in mime..."
(Dana) "Mime!?"

(Frank) "You drove 500 miles to return a hammer?"
(Flash) "It's a really nice hammer!"

(Cody) "Dude! Guess what!? You're not gonna beleive this! I'm stuck in a box right now! I'll call you later!"

(Brendon) "Grandma called last Thursday. She stuck at the airport and needs a ride home. She said she's wait out on the curb for you."

(Rich) "Did anyone ever tell you that you have the most perfect ears. They're not too big, and not too small, and not too waxy..."

(Dana) "Al! You know the rules! No boys in the room!"
(Al) "Oh yeah! What do you call that?!" [talking about Rich]
(Rich) "I'm not a boy, I'm a man!"
[everyone stares at Rich and starts laughing at him]

(Karen) "I can't beleive your taking her side!"
(Carol) "It's not about sides, it's about right and wrong!"
(Al) "Yeah, we're right and you're wrong!"

(Rich) "This gift is idiot proof and I'm going to be the one to prove it!"
(JT) "Yup... you are..."

(JT) "I told you there were people dumber than me!"