This morning, I'm getting ready to leave for work. It's shortly after 7 AM. My cell phone rings and I answer it. It's some crazy old lady screaming at me that I called her number and woke her up. I told her that I had done no such thing, that I hadn't called anyone and hung up. A couple of minutes later, my phone rings again and Crazy Old Lady starts screaming at me over the phone that I'm a horribly rude person and I woke her up and now she can't get back to sleep and yadda yadda yadda. I hang up on her again. She calls me a third time. I scream at her, "Listen, lady, I DID NOT CALL YOUR F-ING NUMBER, NOW STOP CALLING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOUR NUMBER TO THE POLICE!!!" Then, I turned my phone off and left for work. I haven't checked my messages yet, but I have the feeling that I have a few from Crazy Old Lady. Some people... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
This morning, I'm getting ready to leave for work. It's shortly after 7 AM. My cell phone rings and I answer it. It's some crazy old lady screaming at me that I called her number and woke her up. I told her that I had done no such thing, that I hadn't called anyone and hung up. A couple of minutes later, my phone rings again and Crazy Old Lady starts screaming at me over the phone that I'm a horribly rude person and I woke her up and now she can't get back to sleep and yadda yadda yadda. I hang up on her again. She calls me a third time. I scream at her, "Listen, lady, I DID NOT CALL YOUR F-ING NUMBER, NOW STOP CALLING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOUR NUMBER TO THE POLICE!!!" Then, I turned my phone off and left for work. I haven't checked my messages yet, but I have the feeling that I have a few from Crazy Old Lady. Some people... :rolleyes:

I know what you mean. This crazy old lady from a Nursing Home kept calling us. Mom called the number back and a nurse answered and she had to tell her to keep the woman away from the phone LOL

I'm from MA too. Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same old lady? :lol:

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
I'm from MA too. Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same old lady? :lol:

yes but this was quite a long time ago I'm sure the old bat is dead by now.

:rofl: Sorry that sounds funny.

shoot her.

Dude, maybe she really is crazy. It happens when you get old. It's sad and it must suck...which is why I'm going to shoot myself in my 50s.

She's wacko! :lol:

There was this old lady that lived down the street from me who tried to shoot her dog.:( Thankfully the dog is okay. They put the lady in the home.

:rotflmao: omg, i burst out laughing at that and mandie's story. it sounds bothersome but that is just hilarious. :rofl: you gotta love crazie old people. in 7th grade we went to the nursing home to sing christmas carols and witnessed some pretty hilarious stuff. theer was a lady who decorated her room with diet pepsi cans and always went up to people and said "can you please get me a dahet pepsi?" and would keep asking and following them around until they did. then some lady went up to another lady and said "nurse, can you take me to the bathroom?" and she yelled "I'M NOT THE NURSE!"

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Dude, maybe she really is crazy. It happens when you get old. It's sad and it must suck...which is why I'm going to shoot myself in my 50s. In your 50's? :eek: Jees, man. Calm down. Take a pill. 50's?:eek:

Maybe its not an old person and its just an ass calling your house.

.... ever seen Crank Yankers??

Oh man...what a harpie. She probably doesn't even work, so just shut up and go back to sleep.

Originally posted by Kitt
In your 50's? :eek: Jees, man. Calm down. Take a pill. 50's?:eek: Yes, because AFTER that is when you get old.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Yes, because AFTER that is when you get old.

I think that it is possible to be older but to have aged well. Just look at actors like Sean Connery and Paul Newman. Those guys are in their seventies and they are still cool.:cool:

There's this old guy who is like a manager's pet. Man, when me and my friend do something bad or anything that ******* would tell the manager and get us in trouble. Man, I dunno what is up with senoirs and such.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Yes, because AFTER that is when you get old.

Not true. My grandmother just turned 70 and she still works out at the gym! Plus she still drives, works full time and she builds dollhouses.

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
This morning, I'm getting ready to leave for work. It's shortly after 7 AM. My cell phone rings and I answer it. It's some crazy old lady screaming at me that I called her number and woke her up. I told her that I had done no such thing, that I hadn't called anyone and hung up. A couple of minutes later, my phone rings again and Crazy Old Lady starts screaming at me over the phone that I'm a horribly rude person and I woke her up and now she can't get back to sleep and yadda yadda yadda. I hang up on her again. She calls me a third time. I scream at her, "Listen, lady, I DID NOT CALL YOUR F-ING NUMBER, NOW STOP CALLING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOUR NUMBER TO THE POLICE!!!" Then, I turned my phone off and left for work. I haven't checked my messages yet, but I have the feeling that I have a few from Crazy Old Lady. Some people... :rolleyes:


:eek: sorry about that:lol:

i'm practicing to be a crazy old lady NOW, just so i'll be ahead of the game when i get there.

*takes notes*

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed that fly... perhaps she'll die.

Oh that stinks Kristen, So has she stopped calling you was it just this one time

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
This morning, I'm getting ready to leave for work. It's shortly after 7 AM. My cell phone rings and I answer it. It's some crazy old lady screaming at me that I called her number and woke her up. I told her that I had done no such thing, that I hadn't called anyone and hung up. A couple of minutes later, my phone rings again and Crazy Old Lady starts screaming at me over the phone that I'm a horribly rude person and I woke her up and now she can't get back to sleep and yadda yadda yadda. I hang up on her again. She calls me a third time. I scream at her, "Listen, lady, I DID NOT CALL YOUR F-ING NUMBER, NOW STOP CALLING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOUR NUMBER TO THE POLICE!!!" Then, I turned my phone off and left for work. I haven't checked my messages yet, but I have the feeling that I have a few from Crazy Old Lady. Some people... :rolleyes: you know, i BET it was Crystal :nod:

Originally posted by robyrob
you know, i BET it was Crystal :nod:
Moi? :eek:


You promised you wouldnt spill.

Old ladys think they are God.

Originally posted by MissZero
Old ladys think they are God. God is an old lady. That's why she's so crabby all the time. What, with hurricanes, sunamis, earthquakes, wars, and rotten junk like that all the damn time. She's such a crab...honestly, I think she :drink: too much or something. :crazy:

Originally posted by Kitt
God is an old lady. That's why she's so crabby all the time. What, with hurricanes, sunamis, earthquakes, wars, and rotten junk like that all the damn time. She's such a crab...honestly, I think she :drink: too much or something. :crazy:


:lol: :wave:

Originally posted by Kitt
God is an old lady. That's why she's so crabby all the time. What, with hurricanes, sunamis, earthquakes, wars, and rotten junk like that all the damn time. She's such a crab...honestly, I think she :drink: too much or something. :crazy:
she seemed to raise her son that way as well. no wonder they hate me.

Originally posted by MandieR1980
Not true. My grandmother just turned 70 and she still works out at the gym! Plus she still drives, works full time and she builds dollhouses. Okay but im lazy so that's when I'll be old :(