The episode when Fred, Esther, and and his friends come from a funeral, Esther then says she has to attend another funeral and one of the guys askes Esther who funeral are you going to now? And Fred says-"This Funeral is hers can't you tell?-LOL LOL


That is absolutely the Funniest thing he ever said about Esther in all the eps of Sanford and Son imo.

I love it when she says that she "read about it in Mortician's Digest . . ."

BUBBA: What do you know abou the Mortician's Digest, Esther?

FRED: She POSED for the CENTERFOLD . . .:lol:

I love it when she says that she "read about it in Mortician's Digest . . ."

BUBBA: What do you know abou the Mortician's Digest, Esther?

FRED: She POSED for the CENTERFOLD . . .

Sorry for the double post!
Cheers . . .

Not sure what episode and I'm paraphrasing here:

FRED: "You can put Esther's face in a thing of dough and make gorilla cookies!"

When Fred returns from St. Louis and gives Esther a gift.

ESTHER: This ain't nothing but a piece of clear plastic.
FRED: Put it up to your face (she does so).....That's your Halloween mask!"

I like when Fred ask Esther about Big Money Grip "That was you wasn`t it Esther" Now remeber the truth will set you free . something along that line can`t remeber excatly.

LOL@Fred tellin her u can put her face in some dough & make gorilla cookies hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. LOL@Fred saying Esther took a picture for Mortician's Digest hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fred always had somethin terrible to say about Esther cause she was so ugly. I remember when she was at the beginning of Friday movie with Ice Cube. She came to his house as a Jehovah's Witness & he slammed the door in her face hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

There were many funny things Fred said to her. But a few things stand out were I can't remember the episodes, but Esther was entering the house, Fred was facing her, and said, "Hello beutiful." Esther said, "You called me beutiful!" Fred said, "Naw I was talking to the junk!" There was another one where Fred had company coming over and Esther was still there. The company came and fred said, "Excuse the mess, she was just leaving!"

It was funny when he was calling her a buffalo.
Fred: "Hello...Bison."
"Why don't you go somewhere and celebrate
the bison-tennial!"

FRED"I just did the rugs wipe that dirt off yo feet"
ESTHER"I did"
FRED"I just did the mirrors...wipe that ugly off yo face"