How would you love to spend this Christmas?

I could handle being alone, listening to Lowell sing, being held at gunpoint by a madman, and being in the hospital. I could even sit through dinner at Roy's house if I had to. However, I could not, I repeat, COULD NOT handle a date with Lewis Blanchard! :barf:

I voted being held hostage. "Insanity Clause" is one of my all-time favorite "Wings" episodes. :lol: It's been like forever since I've seen it, but I don't think I'll ever look at a jelly donut the same way again!

That's one of my favorite episodes too :lol: I felt so bad for poor Antonio though.

"Lowell, why don't you just take the gun and shoot me yourself?"

It's that time of year again. :D

I put being held hostage...LOL that was just a funny situation in itself...and you get to be around the Wings gang! I think I have to agree...NOT w/ Lewis Blanchard..OMG that makes me sick!!! LOL

"You guys got a water pick, I got a hunk of something in my teeth floss just won't budge!" (gags)

I put being held hostage...LOL that was just a funny situation in itself...and you get to be around the Wings gang! I think I have to agree...NOT w/ Lewis Blanchard..OMG that makes me sick!!! LOL

"You guys got a water pick, I got a hunk of something in my teeth floss just won't budge!" (gags)

LOL, I don't think anyone would want to go out w/ Lewis Blanchard! How's this for a choice? Going out w/ Lewis or Carlton Blanchard! I'm not even sure who I'd pick, lol.

Anything to do with Carlton or Lewis Blanchard would be really bad :eek:

Being spied on as a you had sex by Lewis Blanchard as he hides in a closet eating a cookie. Ewwwww!

I'd actually take any of that stuff over being alone. At least there would be some action :). What I liked about Bob's Donut was the airport was packed, there was a lot of activity. Like Casey and the dog door party, Helen was mad at Joe, Brian had no one to hang out with, Antonio bragging about "I've been havin' a lot of sex."

Another bad option would have been with Faye right after she baked a big batch of her lemon bars.

"Just in time too, I just got done burping up the ones from last year."

:lol:

"Don't worry, I'm sure the police will have their own weapons." :lol:

"I could offer him one of my lemon bars!"

"Faye, what are you trying to do, get us all killed?"

"Why don't you just take the gun and shoot me yourself?"

"That's a no brainer, get him a jelly donut!"

"They don't have any in this Mickey Mouse airport!"

"Hey, you watch what you say about this airport mister!"


LMAO :lol:

"Why Joe Hackett, here Antonio's future is in the balance and all you care about is a stupid clock? If you weren't my boss, I'd smack you!"

"Lowell, you idiot, those plans are upside down."

"Okay, everything I just said...REVERSE IT!"

"She's LYING! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced, I... I don't even know where everything is!"