This one caught my eye,Funny in a way.

Oh my God :lol:

And I thought cleaning just hair out of a shower drain was disgusting.

:stressed: Oh god I'm gonna puke. :lol:

How'd she know they were whacking off in the shower? :eek: :lol:

Originally posted by PZelda
How'd she know they were whacking off in the shower? :eek: :lol: Because it was clogging the drain! :rotflmao:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Because it was clogging the drain! :rotflmao:

:bonk: Of course! I read thru it too fast...:lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Because it was clogging the drain! :rotflmao:



puke:

:eek2:

No comment. ;)

:lol: is this allowed?

I'm so glad I'm a girl.

Oh man :rotflmao:

:barf:
That is about all I can say.

Gross :rolleyes:

:lol:

http://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb_pics/TimMeadows.jpg

Now that's disgustin

Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:

Nothing... it means nothing.

Originally posted by The Modfather
Nothing... it means nothing.

No, I heard it's a dirty word.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:

:lol:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
:lol:

:confused: :lol:

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:
Man juice.

Originally posted by ?I Love Clay Aiken?
Man juice.

Oh. :lol:

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Oh. :lol: :lol: Glad you got it, didnt wanna have to PM the details!

Hooo boy. Kiddies are learning about sex right before our very eyes.

Mabe I should have put adults only or mabe blurred out some words.I thought it was funny, I forgot about the young ones here.

Originally posted by orange head
Mabe I should have put adults only or mabe blurred out some words.I thought it was funny, I forgot about the young ones here.

I find it hard to believe that that person didn't know what that word meant. I learned that in health class younger than that.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Man juice. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by MandieR1980
I find it hard to believe that that person didn't know what that word meant. I learned that in health class younger than that. I didn't know what it meant until 7th grade when my math teacher unknowingly abbreviated cumulative review with cum rev and everyone but me was laughing so I had to have my friend explain it :roller:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Man juice.

:rofl:!!!

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:

:rofl: :p :lol:

Oh god. IS this gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
Oh god. IS this gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?

:rofl: That depends on how you go about your shower activities. Hahaha.

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
Oh god. IS this gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?

It could. It depends on whether you want it to happen. ;)




:p

:lol:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I didn't know what it meant until 7th grade when my math teacher unknowingly abbreviated cumulative review with cum rev and everyone but me was laughing so I had to have my friend explain it :roller:

Oh man...:crazy:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I didn't know what it meant until 7th grade when my math teacher unknowingly abbreviated cumulative review with cum rev and everyone but me was laughing so I had to have my friend explain it :roller:
i learned the "d" and "c" words (both being sex organs) from the dictionary.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I'm not offended or anything by this thread, but i REALLY don't see why it's allowed. this board makes no sense.

Originally posted by safety pin
i learned the "d" and "c" words (both being sex organs) from the dictionary.

:rofl:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Hooo boy. Kiddies are learning about sex right before our very eyes.

:rotflmao: Oh man...I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. :rotflmao:

D

Originally posted by Brent88
:rofl:
:nod: it's not legible, but here's the c word! :D

oh man, this thread.... :rofl:

:rotflmao:

oh my jesus

I think this is gross and should not be posted on a Sitcoms Online
message board.

Why hasn't Janice or TJ locked this offensive thread yet?

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
Why hasn't Janice or TJ locked this offensive thread yet?
beats me, janice warned us in another thread for saying the words S&M and vagina. i'm not trying to citicize her, i know she tries her best to be fair but i really don't see why this thread is being ignored.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Man juice.



:rofl: You got guts to say that out loud.

Janice... please come to our rescue!

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
Janice... please come to our rescue! In grade school, were you the kid whose favorite words were "Oooooh, I'm telling!"?

Are they your favorite words now?

Originally posted by AKA
In grade school, were you the kid whose favorite words were "Oooooh, I'm telling!"?

Are they your favorite words now?

:rofl:

Probably. :crazy: :lol:

Originally posted by AKA
In grade school, were you the kid whose favorite words were "Oooooh, I'm telling!"?

Are they your favorite words now? I know, Jesus Christ -_-

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
Oh god. IS this gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in? Yes.

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
Janice... please come to our rescue!

sense..of..humor..:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
sense..of..humor..:rolleyes: It's going to be locked anyway. As soon as that dude says so, people get all...double you tee eff and there's an argument and it's closed. The end.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
It's going to be locked anyway. As soon as that dude says so, people get all...double you tee eff and there's an argument and it's closed. The end.

:nod: he needs a sense of humor though

SPOOGE.

Dang, it's like my school doesn't teach anything about heath! :rolleyes:
The last time they taght heath was in 5th grade....now all they teach is Science like nature.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Dang, it's like my school doesn't teach anything about heath! :rolleyes:
The last time they taght heath was in 5th grade....now all they teach is Science like nature.

heath?

:rofl:

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Cum?
What's that mean? :confused:



You're 13 and you don't know what that word means? Do you live a G rated life?

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Do you live a G rated life?

PG :( :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
You're 13 and you don't know what that word means? Do you live a G rated life?

She leads a pretty sheltered life, so to speak...

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
You're 13 and you don't know what that word means? Do you live a G rated life? Honestly, I don't think I knew what it meant when I was 13, either. It's really no big deal.

I knew the technical term, but it's not like in sex-ed, they say... "and then cum shoots out of your man-tool."

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Dang, it's like my school doesn't teach anything about heath! :rolleyes:
The last time they taght heath was in 5th grade....now all they teach is Science like nature.



We don't get health, we get sexual education. We got to play sex jeapordy today. My team totally won. This one guy knew everything about you know, girl stuff, but when asked what the main male sex organ was he didn't know. It was disturbing.

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
:nod: he needs a sense of humor though
it's pretty much x-rated humor, some people find it offensive. but yeah, whenever he wants it closed we usually start fighting and end up getting it closed.

hmm, i wish i could get everything i wanted that way.

Originally posted by PZelda
She leads a pretty sheltered life, so to speak...

No, I don't.

What the heck is wrong with you people? This thread has gotten way out of line. There are young boys and girls who visit Sitcoms Online and should not be exposed to what some of you are writing. Gezz, the lack of maturity that some of you display sometimes.

Originally posted by Brent88
heath?

:rofl: :confused:

Originally posted by PZelda
She leads a pretty sheltered life, so to speak...
yeah, she doesn't seem like the type of person who watches south park or does anything that involves using those words. i've been surprised by a few things she said she didn't know but it's not like it's her fault. it really depends on the environment you live in.

Originally posted by dukey
What the heck is wrong with you people? This thread has gotten way out of line. There are young boys and girls who visit Sitcoms Online and should not be exposed to what some of you are writing. Gezz, the lack of maturity that some of you display sometimes.



Most of us "young boys and girls" hear worse things on the school bus.

The only way this can be closed is if someone reports the first post to a moderator, which i guess no one has since Janice or any of the other moderators hasn't been in this post yet.

And i am really not complaining but i do think that it isn't really appropraite though just my opinion

Originally posted by safety pin
it really depends on the environment you live in.

True.
When it comes to stuff like this, I'm dumbfounded. Zippo, I know hardly anything about sex.
And no, they don't teach it at my school.

Originally posted by ilovethe80s
The only way this can be closed is if someone reports the first post to a moderator, which i guess no one has since Janice or any of the other moderators hasn't been in this post yet.
i'm really surprised she hasn't.. i remember a while ago someone posted a picture of a lady whose shirt you could see through, the picture was deleted and the thread was closed right away.

Maybe she's not one now.
It'll probably be closed tomorrow if it's not closed tonight.

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Most of us "young boys and girls" hear worse things on the school bus.

I know that. But there might be some younger people that haven't. In fact there was. Just read through all the posts and you'll see.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
True.
When it comes to stuff like this, I'm dumbfounded. Zippo, I know hardly anything about sex.
And no, they don't teach it at my school. Dude, you're gonna need to know eventually. Go to them...teen...websites. Yeah, those.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Dude, you're gonna need to know eventually. Go to them...teen...websites. Yeah, those.
:lol: to tell you the truth, i learned most of what i know about sex from watching comedy central and surfing the internet. i learned quite a bit from the sea people episode of south park.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Dude, you're gonna need to know eventually. Go to them...teen...websites. Yeah, those.

This is the type of posts I'm talking about.

Originally posted by dukey
This is the type of posts I'm talking about. Not PORN. *smacks head* ohno:

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: to tell you the truth, i learned most of what i know about sex from watching comedy central and surfing the internet.



I learned from my perverted friends.

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: to tell you the truth, i learned most of what i know about sex from watching comedy central and surfing the internet. i learned quite a bit from the sea people episode of south park. :lol:

My friends had to tell me everything. My parents didn't say a damn thing, and then TV helped a lot. Yaaaay tv.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Not PORN. *smacks head* ohno:


:lol:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Not PORN. *smacks head* ohno:

:rotflmao:

I've honestly been laughing for like 10 straight minutes. I need sleep.

Originally posted by MandieR1980
I find it hard to believe that that person didn't know what that word meant. I learned that in health class younger than that.

:confused: Why, at her age, I didn't know what it was either, that word wasn't used in my house, in school they said Sperm not cum

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
:rotflmao:

I've honestly been laughing for like 10 straight minutes. I need sleep. I KNEW someone was going to take it that way. I meant those teen websites that give information on that stuff.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
:lol:

My friends had to tell me everything. My parents didn't say a damn thing, and then TV helped a lot. Yaaaay tv.

I grew up in a bar with my sister, my cousins, and a TV. So yeah.

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: to tell you the truth, i learned most of what i know about sex from watching comedy central and surfing the internet. i learned quite a bit from the sea people episode of south park.
oh and of course "webster's encyclopedic unabridged dictionary of the english language" like i said earlier, which has every dirty word in it.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I KNEW someone was going to take it that way. I meant those teen websites that give information on that stuff.
i have to go to those sites when im not sure about something cause my moms dead.

Originally posted by safety pin
cause my moms dead.

Sorry about that :(

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:confused: Why, at her age, I didn't know what it was either, that word wasn't used in my house, in school they said Sperm not cum
sperm is the proper word, cum is just a slang word kids use.

Originally posted by safety pin
i have to go to those sites when im not sure about something cause my moms dead. Damn, that sucks :( I don't even ask my mom anything anyway because I'm shy about that stuff with my parents or when I need to know for myself. I'm weird with that...

Originally posted by safety pin
sperm is the proper word, cum is just a slang word kids use.

oh I know ;)

I don't know why some find it hard to believe she might not know that word. Sounds like her parents are overprotective. My dad never talked to me about sex, I basically learned in sex ed class :(

Originally posted by AKA
Honestly, I don't think I knew what it meant when I was 13, either. It's really no big deal.

I knew the technical term, but it's not like in sex-ed, they say... "and then cum shoots out of your man-tool."

I didn't know what it meant til I was 14 ;)

I knew what it was, just not that term. :wave:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Not PORN. *smacks head* ohno:

:rofl:!!!!!

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Damn, that sucks :( I don't even ask my mom anything anyway because I'm shy about that stuff with my parents or when I need to know for myself. I'm weird with that...

Don't feel alone.
I feel shy...and embarrassed about talking about that stuff to my parents, too.

Originally posted by safety pin
sperm is the proper word, cum is just a slang word kids use.

"sperm" only refers to the little guys that squiggle their way to the egg. "Semen" refers to the whole load...or "cum."

Originally posted by Dutabi84
"sperm" only refers to the little guys that squiggle their way to the egg. "Semen" refers to the whole load...or "cum."
i didn't even know that.

what an educational thread this is.

Originally posted by Brent88
I knew what it was, just not that term. :wave: Same here.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
oh I know ;)

I don't know why some find it hard to believe she might not know that word.
i dont either. i rarely even hear it.

So it's not weird that I didn't know what that word ment?

I've asked it before, but people were too scared to tell me (in real life).

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
So it's not weird that I didn't know what that word ment?

I've asked it before, but people were too scared to tell me (in real life). I don't think so... it's just a word for it, but overall for the whole...ya know...idea...maybe you should know more? I don't know, I'm a jackass.

Originally posted by safety pin
oh and of course "webster's encyclopedic unabridged dictionary of the english language" like i said earlier, which has every dirty word in it.
hey cum is in this book too!

Originally posted by safety pin
hey cum is in this book too! EL EM AY OH

Maybe if I could be on the computer more often, I'd be smarter.
Because I could look up words and stuff in stead of not knowing them.
I don't wanna ask someone because what if they think I'm stupid then?

Originally posted by safety pin
hey cum is in this book too!

It's all over the place, isn't it?

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Maybe if I could be on the computer more often, I'd be smarter.
Because I could look up words and stuff in stead of not knowing them.
I don't wanna ask someone because what if they think I'm stupid then? Forget what other people think. People suck, remember that.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
People suck, remember that.

I know. If you were me, you'd think that every single day...espically at school and some at home.

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
You're 13 and you don't know what that word means? Do you live a G rated life?

I'm 18, and I didn't know what it meant until now.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
No, I don't.

Yes, you do...it's not an insult...It just means your parents are trying to protect you from stuff they think will corrupt you, like slang for one...You're not being exposed to the real world enough, in other words.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
I know. If you were me, you'd think that every single day...espically at school and some at home. If I were you? No no no...I think that everyday being myself :nod: I don't even like my own friends.

Originally posted by Sara Micelli
I'm 18, and I didn't know what it meant until now.

:eek2:

cum² (kum) n. Slang (vulgar). come (def. 62)

*looks up come*

come (kum) —n. 62. Slang (vulgar). semen.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Forget what other people think. People suck, remember that.
yeah. when i was in 7th grade i was with my friends and they were laughing and freaking out because someone said something about condoms, and i was just laughing along thinking what the hell are condoms.

Originally posted by safety pin
cum² (kum) n. Slang (vulgar). come (def. 62)

*looks up come*

come (kum) —n. 62. Slang (vulgar). semen. My english teacher's name last year was Come. Ha. Haw haw.[/immature]

Well, I gotta go in a minute.
Bye! :wave:

Originally posted by safety pin
yeah. when i was in 7th grade i was with my friends and they were laughing and freaking out because someone said something about condoms, and i was just laughing along thinking what the hell are condoms. haha I remember my friends talking about boners and I was like...huh, what's that...and so my friend had to draw it for me. She showed a man looking at a dog...then she showed a man...:lookaroun...looking at a girl.

******* teased me a lot for it. *******.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Well, I gotta go in a minute.
Bye! :wave: Goodnighty :wave:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
:eek2:

I don't get why that's such a weird thing.

I have just reported this thread to Janice via PM and I think she
will have something to say about this.

Originally posted by safety pin
cum² (kum) n. Slang (vulgar). come (def. 62)

*looks up come*

come (kum) —n. 62. Slang (vulgar). semen.


I first heard of that word and another word for it that starts with "j" in Stephen King's book, "It."

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
I have just reported this thread to Janice via PM and I think she
will have something to say about this.


:crysoup:

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
I have just reported this thread to Janice via PM and I think she
will have something to say about this.

Make sure you get a job with the FCC, they could use people like you. Instead of avoiding this thread entirely or using the ignore option so you don't see what you don't want to see, you have to have it shut down and block everyone else's expression? :yousuck:

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
I have just reported this thread to Janice via PM and I think she
will have something to say about this.

Gee Wally, I hope Mommy doesn't send me to my room!

Originally posted by Sara Micelli
I don't get why that's such a weird thing.

It's an extraordinarily common word..movies, music. Most people. That's why.

:rofl: The first three replies on this page pwnz. :rock:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
haha I remember my friends talking about boners and I was like...huh, what's that...and so my friend had to draw it for me. She showed a man looking at a dog...then she showed a man...:lookaroun...looking at a girl.

******* teased me a lot for it. *******.
my friends were talking about boners in 8th grade and i asked them what that was so one of them demonstrated with her finger.

I learned all about sex in like the 3rd/4th grade.. how sad is that? My friend told me about it.. thanks to her I was freaked out at a very young age. And yeah like someone said before, my parents didn't tell give me "the talk" My friends told me everything about it. My mom gave me this book about sex and hormones in like the 5th grade and I think I lost it :p

Originally posted by safety pin
my friends were talking about boners in 8th grade and i asked them what that was so one of them demonstrated with her finger.


Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
I have just reported this thread to Janice via PM and I think she
will have something to say about this.
I believe the "no politics" rule is being broken too:mad:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:rofl: You got guts to say that out loud. :lol: Thanks. I couldve come up with other things, but felt that was the most... appropriate.

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
You're 13 and you don't know what that word means? Do you live a G rated life? Dude, I didnt know what half these things meant when I was 13. Let alone 16.

Originally posted by AKA
"and then cum shoots out of your man-tool."
:rotflmao: OMG :rofl:

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
True.
When it comes to stuff like this, I'm dumbfounded. Zippo, I know hardly anything about sex.
And no, they don't teach it at my school.
Frankly, your thirteen and shouldnt know all that much about sex. You should the consequences if you have sex such as pregnancy, STDs, etc.. but at 13 you really dont need to know the raunchy details. I didnt. And look at me.:mrt:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Frankly, your thirteen and shouldnt know all that much about sex. You should the consequences if you have sex such as pregnancy, STDs, etc.. but at 13 you really dont need to know the raunchy details. I didnt. And look at me.:mrt:
enjoying the porn i forwarded you?

Originally posted by Dutabi84
It's all over the place, isn't it? WAH!! :rotflmao:

Originally posted by safety pin
enjoying the porn i forwarded you? I can barely type!

Originally posted by vashti1999
Make sure you get a job with the FCC, they could use people like you. Instead of avoiding this thread entirely or using the ignore option so you don't see what you don't want to see, you have to have it shut down and block everyone else's expression? :yousuck:

:clap :clap :clap

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Gee Wally, I hope Mommy doesn't send me to my room!

:rotflmao:

*looks around* ;)

Originally posted by Dutabi84
It's all over the place, isn't it?

OMG... :rofl:

This thread rocks! :rock: