During my final year of college, I was waiting outside the door to my English Lit. class with a couple other classmates. We were waiting for the class before us to let out so we could go into the classroom. Well, one of my fellow classmates who was waiting was a girl named Jessica. Jessica was Kirsten Dunst like georgous (Michigan State, where I went, was voted one of the years that I was there as having the most beautiful girls of all Universities and colleges in America) and some guy walking down the hall walks up to her and says, "I wish I had double vision. Then I could see two of youz." Now, that is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard.:rofl: :barf:

Originally posted by dukey
Michigan State, where I went, was voted one of the years that I was there as having the most beautiful girls of all Universities and colleges in America

we were? :eek: :blush: :D


I can definately tell you the worst pickup line - the second I heard it I committed it to memory because I sincerely doubt there can ever be a worse one. It wasn't said to me (thank God) but a friend of mine when we were at a bar in Sault Ste Marie. My friend Tracy was getting married, so it was a girls night out, and we were all dancing together. A guy came up to my friend Becky who is a great dancer and said "Do you have a keg in that pocket? Cuz I wanna tap that ass!"

I am not kidding. We all kind of looked at each other and decided to keep dancing. Then he repeated it! [I don't think there is a smiley face for complete and utter disgust]

Okay guys, beat that ;)

Originally posted by Liza
we were? :eek: :blush: :D


I can definately tell you the worst pickup line - the second I heard it I committed it to memory because I sincerely doubt there can ever be a worse one. It wasn't said to me (thank God) but a friend of mine when we were at a bar in Sault Ste Marie. My friend Tracy was getting married, so it was a girls night out, and we were all dancing together. A guy came up to my friend Becky who is a great dancer and said "Do you have a keg in that pocket? Cuz I wanna tap that ass!"

I am not kidding. We all kind of looked at each other and decided to keep dancing. Then he repeated it! [I don't think there is a smiley face for complete and utter disgust]

Okay guys, beat that ;)

Yeah, that is bad!:lol:

Originally posted by Liza
we were? :eek: :blush: :D


I can definately tell you the worst pickup line - the second I heard it I committed it to memory because I sincerely doubt there can ever be a worse one. It wasn't said to me (thank God) but a friend of mine when we were at a bar in Sault Ste Marie. My friend Tracy was getting married, so it was a girls night out, and we were all dancing together. A guy came up to my friend Becky who is a great dancer and said "Do you have a keg in that pocket? Cuz I wanna tap that ass!"


Omg. I was taking a walk around the neighborhood with my cousin to just get some air and catch up with her, and we saw a friend of mine walking with some of his friends, and this short little pervert said that same thing to me! I was MORTIFIED. Especially around my cousin, who's this little spoiled brat from a rich town. I was like "... let me die now..."

Way way back in the olden days when I was 18(1968) This guy that I knew was going into the Army the next day and he kept trying to get me to sleep with him because he was going away.(like he wouldn't get any in the Army!):rolleyes: Anyway we are still friends and we laugh about it now!:lol: (By the way, I didn't sleep with him):D

Someone's tried to pick me up?


Well, I do remember a time when my crush and I were discussing bad pick up lines. Might have been for improv in drama.

"Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and see my Star Wars figurines?"

Originally posted by robyrob
"Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and see my Star Wars figurines?" :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Liza
we were? :eek: :blush: :D


I can definately tell you the worst pickup line - the second I heard it I committed it to memory because I sincerely doubt there can ever be a worse one. It wasn't said to me (thank God) but a friend of mine when we were at a bar in Sault Ste Marie. My friend Tracy was getting married, so it was a girls night out, and we were all dancing together. A guy came up to my friend Becky who is a great dancer and said "Do you have a keg in that pocket? Cuz I wanna tap that ass!"

I am not kidding. We all kind of looked at each other and decided to keep dancing. Then he repeated it! [I don't think there is a smiley face for complete and utter disgust]

Okay guys, beat that ;)

OMG...

:rofl:

:eek2:

:crazy:

Originally posted by robyrob
"Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and see my Star Wars figurines?"

:rotflmao:

The 2 things in life you dont hear often are You have just won 10 million dollars and a pickup line from a woman.