What are your favorite Quotes from some Lucy Shows Some of Mine Are

I Love Lucy

Ethel"Those aren't Pidgeons...they're Angels"

LUCY Ricardo: "The elevator, no wonder she a no work, she's a pooped"

Lucy "Boy I sure am traveling with three wet blankets"

Fred " what a group, three wet blankets and a crazy quilt"



Ethel " boy wht a switch, for once the bull will be full of Lucy"


Lucy" That was Pretty baba-lousy"


Lucy " how's a bout a nice big....I'll see you later"

Lucy" Do you pop out at parties, are you unpoopular"

Ricky" You got a matta prita face"

Ricky"Birds of a feather smell the same"
Lucy" You mean a rose by any other name flocks together'

showgirl"when's your birthday?"
Lucy"August 6th"
showgirl"August 6th WHAT?"
Lucy" August 6th PERIOD"


Fred" Oh I thought you meant like in that song CURDLE up a little closer"

Lucy"He's My son, You're just a close relative"

Lucy"eowwwwww"

ethel"You wouldn't !?!"
Lucy"Oh wouldn't I"

Lucy Carmichael "I am facing my fear, it won't disappear, it stays right here"

Lucy C " Mooney is a meanie, Mooney is a meanie'

From Lucy meets the Queen

"Did you hear the one about the dog psychitrist who wrote a book, it's called is your cocker off his rocker?
is Your collie off his trollie?
is Your Poodle off his noodle??
I dunno that kills em in AMerica"

Gee You make Ed Sullivan seem like Laughing boy.



" I know Iasked to be in that show before but I neaver meant it as much as I do now, if you don't let me be in that show I'll give you such a punch you'll talk funnier than you do now."

Fred:" You just walk up to her slip her the grip and say hiya Queen."


Ethel" Boy imagine me meeting the queen, I'm scared"
Fred"You're scared, think of the queen"


That show had some great Lines.



Lucy Goes to Scotland

Lucy:My Name is Lucy



The Young Fans
Lucy"If my feet ever found out it was my idea they'd kill me"

Lucy plays cupid
Lucy" Just because there's fire on the roof doesn't mean there is no snow in the furnace"


Lucy goes to Paris
"I think an American cousin of yours ate my Geranium"


The Bicycle trip
Lucy to cow"You're not even trying"

The Young Fans

Lucy: He's Baba'd his last Lu

Ricky:Keep Jiggiling Peggy



The Operetta (I love this skit)
Woman:Lucy I would like a woo-ord with yooou :music:
Lucy: (as queen of the Gypsies)[off key] go away this is not your cue
Woman:But we're having trouble back stage
Lucy:wel what seems to be the trou-ble
Woman: There are some men taking away the costumes and the scen-ery
Lucy:Wel I wrote a che-eck
Woman: Wel It Bouunced. It bououououououo-nced
Lucy:It came Back???
Woman:It was post-dated
Lucy: I kno-ow
Woman:Well what are we going to do about it--------??
Lucy:tell them to wait a min-ute
Woman:Well they won't do it------
Lucy: Well take a [i]stab at it!!!

I am only 16, but I have been watching "I Love Lucy" since I was three. And my favorite episode has always and will always be "Lucy does a T.V. commercial" So of course I love the part where she is drunk, but I also have a lot of other favorite quotes. Here is one:

Ricky: Hey Fred, do you know anything about rice?

Fred: Well, I know that I had it thrown at me on the darkest day of my life.

I Love Lucy - ep. The Audition

Lucy: "I have an appointment to get my hair dyed...WASHED!"

That one cracks me up every time. I just got the season one dvd set and I LOVE it! I'm looking forward to getting seasons two and three. :)