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What do teenage girls find attractive in a guy?
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View Full Version : What Do Teenage Girls Find Attractive?? I Love Carol Burnett! 10-02-2004, 10:01 AM What do teenage girls find attractive in a guy? Chad22 10-02-2004, 10:26 AM If I Knew that....I Wouldnt be as lonely as i am. Ewan's My Man 10-02-2004, 10:30 AM Humor and a good personality are the best things I look for in a guy. And come on, of course I'm a little bit shallow and good looks and amazing eyes doesn't hurt it. MissZero 10-02-2004, 10:36 AM as much as we say it's all about personality, we do want a guy thats kind of cute, he doesn't have to be sizzling or anything. Then we want a guy that's sweet and he can't be too shy. And he has to be funny and smart....I don't about the other girls but it's not all about the "bad boys".......hope that helped TheGreatPretender 10-02-2004, 10:37 AM Looks don't matter that much to me. As long as he takes care of himself. Also intelligence, I really like a guy who is smart. Rhiannon 10-02-2004, 10:37 AM a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants MissZero 10-02-2004, 10:38 AM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants DITTO THAT too Michael [hXc] 10-02-2004, 10:46 AM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants my friend's the opposite of that. He's all about sex:rolleyes: The Modfather 10-02-2004, 10:48 AM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi my friend's the opposite of that. He's all about sex:rolleyes: Aren't you in grade 8? LOL EmoJoe 10-02-2004, 10:51 AM Originally posted by The Modfather Aren't you in grade 8? LOL Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: The Modfather 10-02-2004, 10:53 AM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: Holy crap. MissZero 10-02-2004, 11:11 AM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: thats sad :( PZelda 10-02-2004, 11:18 AM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: That's sad. ohno: EmoJoe 10-02-2004, 11:18 AM Originally posted by PZelda That's sad. ohno: I know ThirteenInchEscape 10-02-2004, 12:29 PM http://www.dallaslynn.com/iw/masterladder.html The Ladder Theory, study it, know it. Mrs. Ducky 10-02-2004, 12:37 PM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants That's what I was going to say! Also, it helps to be good looking. robyrob 10-02-2004, 12:39 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape http://www.dallaslynn.com/iw/masterladder.html The Ladder Theory, study it, know it. so if he wants to get girls, he should stand next to ugly guys, and if possible carry a step-ladder to get an instant height advantage when necessary ? :) Mrs. Ducky 10-02-2004, 12:57 PM Originally posted by robyrob so if he wants to get girls, he should stand next to ugly guys, It always helps to have friends who are uglier than you are. Lucky for me, most of my friends are buck toothed, overweight, zit faced losers who worship me!:D Rhiannon 10-02-2004, 01:37 PM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: Yeah, I've known girls pregnant that young. One of my friends came into highschool pregnant. It was just horrible. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-02-2004, 01:41 PM I think it varies with the girl. No one's the same. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-02-2004, 01:41 PM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky It always helps to have friends who are uglier than you are. Lucky for me, most of my friends are buck toothed, overweight, zit faced losers who worship me!:D Um...:grr: ThirteenInchEscape 10-02-2004, 01:43 PM my advice is treat her like crap so she feels that she isnt good enough for you, then makes huge efforts to be good enouh for you, which catapults her opinion of you instantly Oh, and give her the philly fakeout the first time you have sex, see, because then you are showing disrespect also, somehow, girls love that... Ok, I'm going to be frank with you. I've never treated a girl I cared about in any way like crap (well, intentionally at least), but, I have treated girls that I didnt like poorly, and they always seemed to be the ones that were attracted to me. My advice, date a girl whose personality you find repulsive, but is physically attractive, it's definately a win win. Oh, and about the second thing I said to do, i've just plain never done that :P Mrs. Ducky 10-02-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Um...:grr: :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-02-2004, 01:54 PM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky :lol: :roller: I am Him 10-02-2004, 02:04 PM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants Respect has to be earned. Furthurmore, if a woman doesn't do anything interesting then sex is the only thing that would make a guy interested. I am Him 10-02-2004, 02:07 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape my advice is treat her like crap so she feels that she isnt good enough for you, then makes huge efforts to be good enouh for you, which catapults her opinion of you instantly Oh, and give her the philly fakeout the first time you have sex, see, because then you are showing disrespect also, somehow, girls love that... Ok, I'm going to be frank with you. I've never treated a girl I cared about in any way like crap (well, intentionally at least), but, I have treated girls that I didnt like poorly, and they always seemed to be the ones that were attracted to me. My advice, date a girl whose personality you find repulsive, but is physically attractive, it's definately a win win. Oh, and about the second thing I said to do, i've just plain never done that :P :clap Michael [hXc] 10-02-2004, 02:10 PM Originally posted by The Modfather Aren't you in grade 8? LOL 7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age. Brian Damage 10-02-2004, 02:17 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi 7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age. Not really, when puberty kicks in(which is usually around 11 or 12) sex is constantly on the mind. It happened to me around that age. Mrs. Ducky 10-02-2004, 02:19 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi 7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age. Doesn't everybody want to have sex at some point in there life? Mr. Stefani 10-02-2004, 02:48 PM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: haha what a skank. unless its by rape or something then i'd feel bad. Janet McFarland 10-02-2004, 02:57 PM For me, a guy has GOT to be respectable, smart, funny, has to have a good head on his shoulders, and I wouldn't mind looks either :D Michael [hXc] 10-02-2004, 02:59 PM Originally posted by Janet McFarland For me, a guy has GOT to be respectable, smart, funny, has to have a good head on his shoulders, and I wouldn't mind looks either :D sounds like me:D nah just kidding:lol: Janet McFarland 10-02-2004, 03:08 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi sounds like me:D nah just kidding:lol: :lol: Michael [hXc] 10-02-2004, 03:24 PM Originally posted by Janet McFarland :lol: :D :happyface Dutabi84 10-02-2004, 03:36 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage Not really, when puberty kicks in(which is usually around 11 or 12) sex is constantly on the mind. It happened to me around that age. Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive. Hollow 10-02-2004, 03:46 PM Originally posted by RurryMicelli Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: there's 32 pregnant girls in my school. theanswerman 10-02-2004, 04:18 PM Originally posted by safety pin there's 32 pregnant girls in my school. thats so degrading, i know people like that. I am Him 10-02-2004, 06:06 PM Originally posted by safety pin there's 32 pregnant girls in my school. :rofl: The Modfather 10-02-2004, 06:13 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi 7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age. Well, if he just WANTS to have sex its not that bad, but if he actually does it (in 7th grade) its REALLY sad. barwars 10-03-2004, 12:50 PM Originally posted by Dutabi84 Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive. haha after that.... you're just too damn tired to get laid. Michael [hXc] 10-03-2004, 01:14 PM Originally posted by The Modfather Well, if he just WANTS to have sex its not that bad, but if he actually does it (in 7th grade) its REALLY sad. Pretty much everyone wants to have sex but I dont think he would until he was older. His mother would kill him. Superstar 10-03-2004, 01:18 PM there is a girl in my class who is dating a 22 year old (shes 14), and there are rumors she's pregnant ThirteenInchEscape 10-03-2004, 04:22 PM Originally posted by Superstar there is a girl in my class who is dating a 22 year old (shes 14), and there are rumors she's pregnant he better hope not...he will get hit for statutory so hard if she is. Doo Dah 16 10-03-2004, 10:47 PM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky Doesn't everybody want to have sex at some point in there life? I don't, but I'm weird. To answer the question "What Do Teenage Girls Find Attractive??": well, being one, I wouldn't know...actually, I'm different from most people as to what I like, but I have a 15 year old sister and one who used to be and still seems somewhat like one (as with interests) even at 31. I would say that a good sense of humor is #1 for most girls. Just treat her right and don't take everything too seriously; but no bad jokes. ;) ~Jillian¤ §:rolleyes:§ dawsongirl 10-04-2004, 02:06 AM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants There are guys out there like that?! Lady T 10-04-2004, 02:16 AM Originally posted by dawsongirl There are guys out there like that?! Not very many Lady T 10-04-2004, 02:21 AM When I was a teen-ager; this person to me, was very attractive... PZelda 10-04-2004, 08:30 AM Originally posted by safety pin there's 32 pregnant girls in my school. That's sad. It really is. Brent88 10-04-2004, 08:38 AM Originally posted by Dutabi84 Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive. Tell me about it. ;) :lol: I am Him 10-04-2004, 09:54 AM Originally posted by Undercover Angel When I was a teen-ager; this who I thought was attracrtive... So you basically liked other girls :lol: theanswerman 10-04-2004, 09:46 PM Originally posted by I am Him So you basically liked other girls :lol: BICURIOUS??? theanswerman 10-04-2004, 09:50 PM ... theanswerman 10-04-2004, 09:51 PM ugh. theanswerman 10-04-2004, 09:51 PM http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=2111555 ThirteenInchEscape 10-04-2004, 11:30 PM Originally posted by dawsongirl There are guys out there like that?! The bulk of women, at least teenage girls, i cant speak for women at all stages in life, but I believe this stays true, dont like to be respected...generally when a guy respects them, instead of dating him they date a scumbag who treats them like dirt, then want emotional support from the guy that does respect them, to you know, deal with the guy that doesnt respect them. Lady T 10-04-2004, 11:35 PM Originally posted by I am Him So you basically liked other girls :lol: :drink: Lady T 10-04-2004, 11:42 PM Originally posted by Undercover Angel :drink: Hell, I would rahter go out with another "girl" than to go out with you... Casey_1 10-04-2004, 11:47 PM Originally posted by I am Him So you basically liked other girls :lol: Good one!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Lady T 10-04-2004, 11:48 PM Originally posted by Casey_1 Good one!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Don't be Jealous:lol: :lol: :lol: Casey_1 10-04-2004, 11:49 PM Originally posted by Undercover Angel Hell, I would rahter go out with another "girl" than to go out with you... Can I see the pictures!!!!!!:D Casey_1 10-05-2004, 12:07 AM Hope I didn't make anyone mad. Thought it was a good comeback. Even the "rather go out with another girl" was pretty good too! spunkygirl 10-05-2004, 12:19 AM Originally posted by I am Him So you basically liked other girls :lol: :rolleyes: Showing your ignorance again dandelion wine 10-05-2004, 12:24 AM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :rolleyes: Showing your ignorance again This crap pisses me off to no end, so I stayed away. But yeah, he really is showing his ignorance. spunkygirl 10-05-2004, 12:26 AM Originally posted by little insomniac This crap pisses me off to no end, so I stayed away. But yeah, he really is showing his ignorance. :lol: They say ignorance is bliss ;) dandelion wine 10-05-2004, 12:40 AM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :lol: They say ignorance is bliss ;) :lol: That they do. ThirteenInchEscape 10-05-2004, 01:45 AM I dont get...what people are mad about? spunkygirl 10-05-2004, 01:47 AM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape I dont get...what people are mad about? Someone posted a pic of a guy they used to have a crush on and some dumbass had to make his usual smart remark :rolleyes: ThirteenInchEscape 10-05-2004, 01:51 AM I actually read it wrong at first, I thought he said "so basically you were like other girls", but then I looked back at it you know, but I still dont understand why anyone is upset None of this stings from ignorance, he just made a crack about her liking a dude that looks like a lady (to phrase it like Aerosmith :P) spunkygirl 10-05-2004, 01:53 AM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape I actually read it wrong at first, I thought he said "so basically you were like other girls", but then I looked back at it you know, but I still dont understand why anyone is upset None of this stings from ignorance, he just made a crack about her liking a dude that looks like a lady (to phrase it like Aerosmith :P) Believe me it's ignorance, he's always making dumbass comments like this. :rolleyes: Brian 10-05-2004, 01:56 AM . Lady T 10-05-2004, 03:08 AM Another hottie with make-up I loved when I was a teen-ager; hell, it was the 1980s...:p Casey_1 10-05-2004, 09:25 AM Originally posted by Undercover Angel Another hottie with make-up I loved when I was a teen-ager; hell, it was the 1980s...:p I remember this guy/girl. Had some good music but a complete flamer!! isiahthomas 10-05-2004, 11:39 AM ThirteenInchEscape what u said is very true about women like guys that disrespect them & treat them like crap. I've come across many black women like that. For some reason they don't want a man that's gonna respect them & treat them nice cause they think guys that are nice to them, u can walk over them & play them. Casey_1 10-05-2004, 01:34 PM Originally posted by Brian Oh really. There's the surprise of the century. Hey dork-show me where I said that. Go play with your video games. Putz. Casey_1 10-05-2004, 01:40 PM . CliffClavin 10-05-2004, 02:05 PM The thing earlier about treating girls with respect compared treating them like sh*t.I would think it would be better to be treated with respect but I also have think little playing around....Forget it. I got messed up. Michael [hXc] 10-05-2004, 03:06 PM Originally posted by Casey_1 Aren't you the stud!!!!:rolleyes: ignorance........:rolleyes: Mrs. Ducky 10-05-2004, 05:43 PM Some people need to lighten up! Michael [hXc] 10-05-2004, 07:48 PM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky Some people need to lighten up! We would but this is 1 out of so many we can't count ignorant statements from that person:rolleyes: theanswerman 10-05-2004, 08:44 PM haha who me? TheGreatPretender 10-05-2004, 08:54 PM Oh for the love of god people...... http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-stfu.jpg theanswerman 10-05-2004, 08:56 PM Originally posted by skyhigh25789 Oh for the love of god people...... http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-stfu.jpg yaa=y@@@#@# Mrs. Ducky 10-05-2004, 10:45 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi We would but this is 1 out of so many we can't count ignorant statements from that person:rolleyes: I don't understand this statement at all. Can you re-word it for me?:confused: :confused: Nighthawk76 10-05-2004, 11:06 PM I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on. Brent88 10-05-2004, 11:30 PM :rofl: This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor Sad... ohno: dawsongirl 10-06-2004, 01:43 AM Originally posted by dukey I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on. Janice is probably busy moving. Besides, this is the Sitcoms Online way. dawsongirl 10-06-2004, 01:44 AM Originally posted by Brent88 :rofl: This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor Sad... ohno: Can we vote someone off?! spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 03:32 AM Originally posted by dukey I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on. *not you* but only because some dumbasses insist on coming in these threads with their dumbass comments :rolleyes: spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 03:34 AM Originally posted by Brent88 :rofl: This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor Sad... ohno: :sleep2: Michael [hXc] 10-06-2004, 06:51 AM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky I don't understand this statement at all. Can you re-word it for me?:confused: :confused: The person who said those ignorant comments says really dumbass things like that all the time. if they never said stuff like that but said only 1 thing in this thread like it, then we'd have lightened up:rolleyes: I am Him 10-06-2004, 09:45 AM Originally posted by Angela Micelli *not you* but only because some dumbasses insist on coming in these threads with their dumbass comments :rolleyes: Janice 10-06-2004, 10:28 AM Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Brian 10-06-2004, 11:14 AM Originally posted by Janice Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Be my guest. BUSH-2004!!! 10-06-2004, 12:16 PM Originally posted by Janice Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Nah. It makes for good entertainment. PZelda 10-06-2004, 12:49 PM Originally posted by Janice Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Yes. And JESUS, for the MILLIONTH TIME, kids...GROW UP. You guys are old enough to know how to just drop the freaking thing already. Mrs. Ducky 10-06-2004, 03:28 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi The person who said those ignorant comments says really dumbass things like that all the time. if they never said stuff like that but said only 1 thing in this thread like it, then we'd have lightened up:rolleyes: Well sorry! You don't hav to act like I'm the stupidest person in the world just because I asked a simple question! Hollow 10-06-2004, 03:30 PM Originally posted by PZelda Yes. And JESUS, for the MILLIONTH TIME, kids...GROW UP. You guys are old enough to know how to just drop the freaking thing already. Oh my god, THANK YOU. For crying out loud, if you hate someone so much, STOP TRYING TO GET INVLOVED IN THEIR CONFLICTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. TheGreatPretender 10-06-2004, 06:39 PM Originally posted by Janice Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Oh Janice you have too much patience with us. :rofl: EmoJoe 10-06-2004, 06:49 PM Yay. I wasnt in this fight. TheGreatPretender 10-06-2004, 06:59 PM Originally posted by I am Him Hahaha :lol: Michael [hXc] 10-06-2004, 07:13 PM Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky Well sorry! You don't hav to act like I'm the stupidest person in the world just because I asked a simple question! its ok i wasnt rolling my eyes at you. i didnt mean to respond rudely, which i don't think i did. EmoJoe 10-06-2004, 07:15 PM May I ask what exactly this fight was about? spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 07:31 PM Originally posted by I am Him :rolleyes: very original I'm shocked :rolleyes: :lol: spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 07:31 PM Originally posted by RurryMicelli May I ask what exactly this fight was about? :lol: You should be able to guess that one :lol: spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 07:32 PM Originally posted by safety pin Oh my god, THANK YOU. For crying out loud, if you hate someone so much, STOP TRYING TO GET INVLOVED IN THEIR CONFLICTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. :rolleyes: and coming into these threads yelling at people really helps too :rolleyes: spunkygirl 10-06-2004, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Janice Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it? Judgment call really, the thread was going fine, until a dumbass comment was made(as usual) :) EmoJoe 10-06-2004, 07:35 PM Now I know :D Brent88 10-07-2004, 11:53 PM Originally posted by dawsongirl Can we vote someone off?! Be my guest, just not me. :p Brent88 10-07-2004, 11:54 PM Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!! Nah. It makes for good entertainment. :yeahthat theanswerman 10-08-2004, 03:40 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :rolleyes: and coming into these threads yelling at people really helps too :rolleyes: go.to.hell Kitt 10-08-2004, 07:24 PM Originally posted by *Heinz Me* a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants Never mind the quote, I just used it to ask a question. I was wondering if you used to be Bubblelovegrl. Michael [hXc] 10-08-2004, 07:32 PM Originally posted by Kitt Never mind the quote, I just used it to ask a question. I was wondering if you used to be Bubblelovegrl. No its not her. BubbleLovegirl is now Bubbly Blonde:p Kitt 10-08-2004, 07:41 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi No its not her. BubbleLovegirl is now Bubbly Blonde:p Okay, thanks. Why the sticking out the tounge smiley? :p :) :confused: barwars 10-08-2004, 07:48 PM this thread blows. Michael [hXc] 10-08-2004, 07:49 PM Originally posted by Kitt Okay, thanks. Why the sticking out the tounge smiley? :p :) :confused: cause its cool:p *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 07:50 PM Why was 6 afraid of 7? CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 07:52 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Why was 6 afraid of 7? CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: barwars 10-08-2004, 07:54 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: It would've been bad.... if you hadn't spelled out "(ate)".... which redeemed the joke. :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 07:56 PM Originally posted by barwars It would've been bad.... if you hadn't spelled out "(ate)".... which redeemed the joke. :lol: I was so proud when I made up that joke :D spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 07:57 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* I was so proud when I made up that joke :D :woohoo: improv :D Cactus Jack 10-08-2004, 07:58 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Why was 6 afraid of 7? CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ive heard that one before! theanswerman 10-08-2004, 07:58 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* I was so proud when I made up that joke :D too bad you didn't make it up. barwars 10-08-2004, 07:59 PM Originally posted by TheAnswerMan too bad you didn't make it up. You can't be serious. No, no, no.... you're not allowed to be serious. theanswerman 10-08-2004, 08:01 PM ok. Kitt 10-08-2004, 08:01 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi cause its cool:p Oh. It seemed out of step with the conversation, so I wondered if I, or you, was missing or misunderstanding something. It was just a :thought:. barwars 10-08-2004, 08:04 PM Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi cause its cool:p no. Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:05 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Why was 6 afraid of 7? CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: :rofl: TheGreatPretender 10-08-2004, 08:12 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* I was so proud when I made up that joke :D :throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 08:13 PM Originally posted by TheAnswerMan too bad you didn't make it up. WANNA BET ME, MOTHER?!?! :mad: Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:13 PM Originally posted by skyhigh25789 :throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss: *ducks* :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 08:14 PM Originally posted by skyhigh25789 :throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss: Okay, I'll give you a riddle: Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way. Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road? theanswerman 10-08-2004, 08:15 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Okay, I'll give you a riddle: Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way. Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GO TO KFC2!$"@%?%!%?!%???? spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 08:16 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Okay, I'll give you a riddle: Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way. Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road? :confused: To get to the other side? ;) *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 08:17 PM Originally posted by TheAnswerMan TO GO TO KFC2!$"@%?%!%?!%???? No. What a ****ing stupid guess :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 08:17 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :confused: To get to the other side? ;) You must've looked it up or something. -_- TheGreatPretender 10-08-2004, 08:20 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* WANNA BET ME, MOTHER?!?! :mad: :lol: :lol: :lol: TheGreatPretender 10-08-2004, 08:21 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Okay, I'll give you a riddle: Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way. Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:24 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road? It depends. :p GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. JOHN KERRY I voted in favor of the chicken crossing the road, before I voted against it. TERESA HEINZ-KERRY Shove it. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represents the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens are crossing the road, which was paid for by tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money; money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world when all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. AGENT MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released “eChicken 2004,” which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; in addition, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of “eChicken 2004.” ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 08:28 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* You must've looked it up or something. -_- :eek: I would never ;) TheGreatPretender 10-08-2004, 08:29 PM I love the Bill Clinton one. :rofl: barwars 10-08-2004, 08:33 PM Brent88.... hahahahhahahaha that was good. I know you can't type that quick (or think that quick, nobody can).... where'd you get this?? What I like about it is that it makes fun of EVERYBODY. Kitt 10-08-2004, 08:33 PM Originally posted by Brent88 It depends. :p I guess you think that passes as jokes, but it politics, pure and simple, on this board. No way around it. I hate it when people purposely break TJ's rules. It shows a total lack of respect. A very well earned and deserved respect That's my take! Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:35 PM Originally posted by barwars Brent88.... hahahahhahahaha that was good. I know you can't type that quick (or think that quick, nobody can).... where'd you get this?? What I like about it is that it makes fun of EVERYBODY. I copy-pasted it... it was posted on another board I visit. Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off. barwars 10-08-2004, 08:37 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off. Exactly.... if somebody finds something offensive.... just tell them to look three or four lines up. If you offend everyone, you offend nobody. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 08:38 PM Originally posted by Kitt I guess you think that passes as jokes, but it politics, pure and simple, on this board. No way around it. I hate it when people purposely break TJ's rules. It shows a total lack of respect. A very well earned and deserved respect That's my take! This is cleary Beavis and Butthead. Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:38 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* This is cleary Beavis and Butthead. :rofl: See, I support Bush and I can laugh at that. :p spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 08:40 PM Originally posted by Brent88 I copy-pasted it... it was posted on another board I visit. Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off. Kitt wasn't saying it offended anyone, just that you're using that to get around TJ's no politics rule, why do people have to get threads closed because they can't resist? Anyone wanna take bets on how long before this thread is closed? :p Brent88 10-08-2004, 08:41 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli Kitt wasn't saying it offended anyone, just that you're using that to get around TJ's no politics rule, why do people have to get threads closed because they can't resist? Anyone wanna take bets on how long before this thread is closed? :p Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy: spunkygirl 10-08-2004, 08:44 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy: :lol: That picture is hilarious and yeah :crazy: barwars 10-08-2004, 08:50 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy: doctored?! I really need my eyes checked. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-08-2004, 09:01 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy: Sweet! :rock: TheGreatPretender 10-08-2004, 09:03 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* This is cleary Beavis and Butthead. Cheney wearing a Metallica shirt oh god. :rofl: Hollow 10-09-2004, 12:46 AM Originally posted by skyhigh25789 Cheney wearing a Metallica shirt oh god. :rofl: people who work for bush don't deserve to like metallica.[/kidding] Doo Dah 16 10-11-2004, 07:56 PM You all amuse me to no end! :stooges: ~Jillian¤:p *Pleasant Tomorrow* 10-11-2004, 07:59 PM Originally posted by Doo Dah 16 You all amuse me to no end! :stooges: ~Jillian¤:p :bighug: TheGreatPretender 10-11-2004, 08:17 PM WOO GabbyFang 10-11-2004, 08:23 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* This is cleary Beavis and Butthead. :spit: |