View Full Version : What Do Teenage Girls Find Attractive??


I Love Carol Burnett!
10-02-2004, 10:01 AM
What do teenage girls find attractive in a guy?

Chad22
10-02-2004, 10:26 AM
If I Knew that....I Wouldnt be as lonely as i am.

Ewan's My Man
10-02-2004, 10:30 AM
Humor and a good personality are the best things I look for in a guy. And come on, of course I'm a little bit shallow and good looks and amazing eyes doesn't hurt it.

MissZero
10-02-2004, 10:36 AM
as much as we say it's all about personality, we do want a guy thats kind of cute, he doesn't have to be sizzling or anything. Then we want a guy that's sweet and he can't be too shy. And he has to be funny and smart....I don't about the other girls but it's not all about the "bad boys".......hope that helped

TheGreatPretender
10-02-2004, 10:37 AM
Looks don't matter that much to me. As long as he takes care of himself. Also intelligence, I really like a guy who is smart.

Rhiannon
10-02-2004, 10:37 AM
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

MissZero
10-02-2004, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

DITTO THAT too

Michael [hXc]
10-02-2004, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

my friend's the opposite of that. He's all about sex:rolleyes:

The Modfather
10-02-2004, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
my friend's the opposite of that. He's all about sex:rolleyes:

Aren't you in grade 8? LOL

EmoJoe
10-02-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by The Modfather
Aren't you in grade 8? LOL Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:

The Modfather
10-02-2004, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:

Holy crap.

MissZero
10-02-2004, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:

thats sad :(

PZelda
10-02-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:

That's sad. ohno:

EmoJoe
10-02-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by PZelda
That's sad. ohno: I know

ThirteenInchEscape
10-02-2004, 12:29 PM
http://www.dallaslynn.com/iw/masterladder.html


The Ladder Theory, study it, know it.

Mrs. Ducky
10-02-2004, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

That's what I was going to say!


Also, it helps to be good looking.

robyrob
10-02-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
http://www.dallaslynn.com/iw/masterladder.html


The Ladder Theory, study it, know it. so if he wants to get girls, he should stand next to ugly guys, and if possible carry a step-ladder to get an instant height advantage when necessary ? :)

Mrs. Ducky
10-02-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by robyrob
so if he wants to get girls, he should stand next to ugly guys,


It always helps to have friends who are uglier than you are. Lucky for me, most of my friends are buck toothed, overweight, zit faced losers who worship me!:D

Rhiannon
10-02-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:

Yeah, I've known girls pregnant that young. One of my friends came into highschool pregnant. It was just horrible.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-02-2004, 01:41 PM
I think it varies with the girl. No one's the same.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-02-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
It always helps to have friends who are uglier than you are. Lucky for me, most of my friends are buck toothed, overweight, zit faced losers who worship me!:D Um...:grr:

ThirteenInchEscape
10-02-2004, 01:43 PM
my advice is treat her like crap so she feels that she isnt good enough for you, then makes huge efforts to be good enouh for you, which catapults her opinion of you instantly

Oh, and give her the philly fakeout the first time you have sex, see, because then you are showing disrespect also, somehow, girls love that...




Ok, I'm going to be frank with you.

I've never treated a girl I cared about in any way like crap (well, intentionally at least), but, I have treated girls that I didnt like poorly, and they always seemed to be the ones that were attracted to me.

My advice, date a girl whose personality you find repulsive, but is physically attractive, it's definately a win win.



Oh, and about the second thing I said to do, i've just plain never done that :P

Mrs. Ducky
10-02-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Um...:grr:


:lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-02-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
:lol: :roller:

I am Him
10-02-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

Respect has to be earned.

Furthurmore, if a woman doesn't do anything interesting then sex is the only thing that would make a guy interested.

I am Him
10-02-2004, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
my advice is treat her like crap so she feels that she isnt good enough for you, then makes huge efforts to be good enouh for you, which catapults her opinion of you instantly

Oh, and give her the philly fakeout the first time you have sex, see, because then you are showing disrespect also, somehow, girls love that...




Ok, I'm going to be frank with you.

I've never treated a girl I cared about in any way like crap (well, intentionally at least), but, I have treated girls that I didnt like poorly, and they always seemed to be the ones that were attracted to me.

My advice, date a girl whose personality you find repulsive, but is physically attractive, it's definately a win win.



Oh, and about the second thing I said to do, i've just plain never done that :P :clap

Michael [hXc]
10-02-2004, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by The Modfather
Aren't you in grade 8? LOL

7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age.

Brian Damage
10-02-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age.

Not really, when puberty kicks in(which is usually around 11 or 12) sex is constantly on the mind. It happened to me around that age.

Mrs. Ducky
10-02-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age.



Doesn't everybody want to have sex at some point in there life?

Mr. Stefani
10-02-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes: haha what a skank. unless its by rape or something then i'd feel bad.

Janet McFarland
10-02-2004, 02:57 PM
For me, a guy has GOT to be respectable, smart, funny, has to have a good head on his shoulders, and I wouldn't mind looks either :D

Michael [hXc]
10-02-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
For me, a guy has GOT to be respectable, smart, funny, has to have a good head on his shoulders, and I wouldn't mind looks either :D

sounds like me:D nah just kidding:lol:

Janet McFarland
10-02-2004, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
sounds like me:D nah just kidding:lol:

:lol:

Michael [hXc]
10-02-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
:lol:

:D :happyface

Dutabi84
10-02-2004, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Not really, when puberty kicks in(which is usually around 11 or 12) sex is constantly on the mind. It happened to me around that age.

Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive.

Hollow
10-02-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Theres a pregnant 8th grader in my school :rolleyes:
there's 32 pregnant girls in my school.

theanswerman
10-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by safety pin
there's 32 pregnant girls in my school.

thats so degrading, i know people like that.

I am Him
10-02-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by safety pin
there's 32 pregnant girls in my school.

:rofl:

The Modfather
10-02-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
7th. But yeah he wants to have sex, which is really sad at this age.

Well, if he just WANTS to have sex its not that bad, but if he actually does it (in 7th grade) its REALLY sad.

barwars
10-03-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Dutabi84
Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive.

haha
after that.... you're just too damn tired to get laid.

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by The Modfather
Well, if he just WANTS to have sex its not that bad, but if he actually does it (in 7th grade) its REALLY sad.

Pretty much everyone wants to have sex but I dont think he would until he was older. His mother would kill him.

Superstar
10-03-2004, 01:18 PM
there is a girl in my class who is dating a 22 year old (shes 14), and there are rumors she's pregnant

ThirteenInchEscape
10-03-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Superstar
there is a girl in my class who is dating a 22 year old (shes 14), and there are rumors she's pregnant


he better hope not...he will get hit for statutory so hard if she is.

Doo Dah 16
10-03-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Doesn't everybody want to have sex at some point in there life?

I don't, but I'm weird.


To answer the question "What Do Teenage Girls Find Attractive??":
well, being one, I wouldn't know...actually, I'm different from most people as to what I like, but I have a 15 year old sister and one who used to be and still seems somewhat like one (as with interests) even at 31.
I would say that a good sense of humor is #1 for most girls.
Just treat her right and don't take everything too seriously; but no bad jokes.
;)
~Jillian¤ §:rolleyes:§

dawsongirl
10-04-2004, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants

There are guys out there like that?!

Lady T
10-04-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
There are guys out there like that?! Not very many

Lady T
10-04-2004, 02:21 AM
When I was a teen-ager; this person to me, was very attractive...

PZelda
10-04-2004, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by safety pin
there's 32 pregnant girls in my school.

That's sad. It really is.

Brent88
10-04-2004, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by Dutabi84
Yup, sex dominates the mind for guys by age 12, and ends roughly in the mid 80's, assuming you're still alive.

Tell me about it. ;) :lol:

I am Him
10-04-2004, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Undercover Angel
When I was a teen-ager; this who I thought was attracrtive...

So you basically liked other girls :lol:

theanswerman
10-04-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by I am Him
So you basically liked other girls :lol:

BICURIOUS???

theanswerman
10-04-2004, 09:50 PM
...

theanswerman
10-04-2004, 09:51 PM
ugh.

theanswerman
10-04-2004, 09:51 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=2111555

ThirteenInchEscape
10-04-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
There are guys out there like that?!


The bulk of women, at least teenage girls, i cant speak for women at all stages in life, but I believe this stays true, dont like to be respected...generally when a guy respects them, instead of dating him they date a scumbag who treats them like dirt, then want emotional support from the guy that does respect them, to you know, deal with the guy that doesnt respect them.

Lady T
10-04-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by I am Him
So you basically liked other girls :lol: :drink:

Lady T
10-04-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Undercover Angel
:drink: Hell, I would rahter go out with another "girl" than to go out with you...

Casey_1
10-04-2004, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by I am Him
So you basically liked other girls :lol:

Good one!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lady T
10-04-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Casey_1
Good one!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't be Jealous:lol: :lol: :lol:

Casey_1
10-04-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Undercover Angel
Hell, I would rahter go out with another "girl" than to go out with you...

Can I see the pictures!!!!!!:D

Casey_1
10-05-2004, 12:07 AM
Hope I didn't make anyone mad. Thought it was a good comeback. Even the "rather go out with another girl" was pretty good too!

spunkygirl
10-05-2004, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by I am Him
So you basically liked other girls :lol:

:rolleyes: Showing your ignorance again

dandelion wine
10-05-2004, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:rolleyes: Showing your ignorance again

This crap pisses me off to no end, so I stayed away. But yeah, he really is showing his ignorance.

spunkygirl
10-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by little insomniac
This crap pisses me off to no end, so I stayed away. But yeah, he really is showing his ignorance.

:lol: They say ignorance is bliss ;)

dandelion wine
10-05-2004, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: They say ignorance is bliss ;)

:lol: That they do.

ThirteenInchEscape
10-05-2004, 01:45 AM
I dont get...what people are mad about?

spunkygirl
10-05-2004, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I dont get...what people are mad about?

Someone posted a pic of a guy they used to have a crush on and some dumbass had to make his usual smart remark :rolleyes:

ThirteenInchEscape
10-05-2004, 01:51 AM
I actually read it wrong at first, I thought he said "so basically you were like other girls", but then I looked back at it you know, but I still dont understand why anyone is upset


None of this stings from ignorance, he just made a crack about her liking a dude that looks like a lady (to phrase it like Aerosmith :P)

spunkygirl
10-05-2004, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I actually read it wrong at first, I thought he said "so basically you were like other girls", but then I looked back at it you know, but I still dont understand why anyone is upset


None of this stings from ignorance, he just made a crack about her liking a dude that looks like a lady (to phrase it like Aerosmith :P)

Believe me it's ignorance, he's always making dumbass comments like this. :rolleyes:

Brian
10-05-2004, 01:56 AM
.

Lady T
10-05-2004, 03:08 AM
Another hottie with make-up I loved when I was a teen-ager; hell, it was the 1980s...:p

Casey_1
10-05-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Undercover Angel
Another hottie with make-up I loved when I was a teen-ager; hell, it was the 1980s...:p

I remember this guy/girl. Had some good music but a complete flamer!!

isiahthomas
10-05-2004, 11:39 AM
ThirteenInchEscape what u said is very true about women like guys that disrespect them & treat them like crap. I've come across many black women like that. For some reason they don't want a man that's gonna respect them & treat them nice cause they think guys that are nice to them, u can walk over them & play them.

Casey_1
10-05-2004, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Brian
Oh really. There's the surprise of the century.

Hey dork-show me where I said that. Go play with your video games. Putz.

Casey_1
10-05-2004, 01:40 PM
.

CliffClavin
10-05-2004, 02:05 PM
The thing earlier about treating girls with respect compared treating them like sh*t.I would think it would be better to be treated with respect but I also have think little playing around....Forget it. I got messed up.

Michael [hXc]
10-05-2004, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Casey_1
Aren't you the stud!!!!:rolleyes:

ignorance........:rolleyes:

Mrs. Ducky
10-05-2004, 05:43 PM
Some people need to lighten up!

Michael [hXc]
10-05-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Some people need to lighten up!

We would but this is 1 out of so many we can't count ignorant statements from that person:rolleyes:

theanswerman
10-05-2004, 08:44 PM
haha who me?

TheGreatPretender
10-05-2004, 08:54 PM
Oh for the love of god people......




http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-stfu.jpg

theanswerman
10-05-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Oh for the love of god people......




http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-stfu.jpg



yaa=y@@@#@#

Mrs. Ducky
10-05-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
We would but this is 1 out of so many we can't count ignorant statements from that person:rolleyes:


I don't understand this statement at all. Can you re-word it for me?:confused: :confused:

Nighthawk76
10-05-2004, 11:06 PM
I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on.

Brent88
10-05-2004, 11:30 PM
:rofl:

This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor

Sad... ohno:

dawsongirl
10-06-2004, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by dukey
I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on.

Janice is probably busy moving.

Besides, this is the Sitcoms Online way.

dawsongirl
10-06-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Brent88
:rofl:

This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor

Sad... ohno:

Can we vote someone off?!

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by dukey
I'm curious as to why this thread hasn't been closed yet. What is the point of having a thread in which people just belittle each other? It happens all the time around here now. No one seems to be able to get along. And what really surprises me is that Janice or TJ allow it to go on.

*not you* but only because some dumbasses insist on coming in these threads with their dumbass comments :rolleyes:

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by Brent88
:rofl:

This place has more bickering than The Apprentice and Survivor

Sad... ohno:

:sleep2:

Michael [hXc]
10-06-2004, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
I don't understand this statement at all. Can you re-word it for me?:confused: :confused:

The person who said those ignorant comments says really dumbass things like that all the time. if they never said stuff like that but said only 1 thing in this thread like it, then we'd have lightened up:rolleyes:

I am Him
10-06-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
*not you* but only because some dumbasses insist on coming in these threads with their dumbass comments :rolleyes:

Janice
10-06-2004, 10:28 AM
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?

Brian
10-06-2004, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Janice
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?


Be my guest.

BUSH-2004!!!
10-06-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Janice
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?

Nah. It makes for good entertainment.

PZelda
10-06-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Janice
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?

Yes.

And JESUS, for the MILLIONTH TIME, kids...GROW UP. You guys are old enough to know how to just drop the freaking thing already.

Mrs. Ducky
10-06-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
The person who said those ignorant comments says really dumbass things like that all the time. if they never said stuff like that but said only 1 thing in this thread like it, then we'd have lightened up:rolleyes:

Well sorry! You don't hav to act like I'm the stupidest person in the world just because I asked a simple question!

Hollow
10-06-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by PZelda
Yes.

And JESUS, for the MILLIONTH TIME, kids...GROW UP. You guys are old enough to know how to just drop the freaking thing already.
Oh my god, THANK YOU.

For crying out loud, if you hate someone so much, STOP TRYING TO GET INVLOVED IN THEIR CONFLICTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

TheGreatPretender
10-06-2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Janice
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?


Oh Janice you have too much patience with us. :rofl:

EmoJoe
10-06-2004, 06:49 PM
Yay. I wasnt in this fight.

TheGreatPretender
10-06-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by I am Him




Hahaha :lol:

Michael [hXc]
10-06-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Well sorry! You don't hav to act like I'm the stupidest person in the world just because I asked a simple question!

its ok i wasnt rolling my eyes at you. i didnt mean to respond rudely, which i don't think i did.

EmoJoe
10-06-2004, 07:15 PM
May I ask what exactly this fight was about?

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by I am Him


:rolleyes: very original I'm shocked :rolleyes: :lol:

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
May I ask what exactly this fight was about?

:lol: You should be able to guess that one :lol:

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by safety pin
Oh my god, THANK YOU.

For crying out loud, if you hate someone so much, STOP TRYING TO GET INVLOVED IN THEIR CONFLICTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

:rolleyes: and coming into these threads yelling at people really helps too :rolleyes:

spunkygirl
10-06-2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Janice
Too busy to read this thread. Should I close it?

Judgment call really, the thread was going fine, until a dumbass comment was made(as usual) :)

EmoJoe
10-06-2004, 07:35 PM
Now I know :D

Brent88
10-07-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
Can we vote someone off?!

Be my guest, just not me. :p

Brent88
10-07-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!!
Nah. It makes for good entertainment.

:yeahthat

theanswerman
10-08-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:rolleyes: and coming into these threads yelling at people really helps too :rolleyes:

go.to.hell

Kitt
10-08-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
a gentleman...a guy that has respect for women and dones't just want to get in their pants Never mind the quote, I just used it to ask a question. I was wondering if you used to be Bubblelovegrl.

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
Never mind the quote, I just used it to ask a question. I was wondering if you used to be Bubblelovegrl.

No its not her. BubbleLovegirl is now Bubbly Blonde:p

Kitt
10-08-2004, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
No its not her. BubbleLovegirl is now Bubbly Blonde:p Okay, thanks. Why the sticking out the tounge smiley? :p :) :confused:

barwars
10-08-2004, 07:48 PM
this thread blows.

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
Okay, thanks. Why the sticking out the tounge smiley? :p :) :confused:

cause its cool:p

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 07:50 PM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?



































CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao:

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Why was 6 afraid of 7?



































CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao:


:rotflmao:

barwars
10-08-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao:

It would've been bad.... if you hadn't spelled out "(ate)".... which redeemed the joke.
:lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by barwars
It would've been bad.... if you hadn't spelled out "(ate)".... which redeemed the joke.
:lol: I was so proud when I made up that joke :D

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
I was so proud when I made up that joke :D

:woohoo: improv :D

Cactus Jack
10-08-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Why was 6 afraid of 7?



































CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ive heard that one before!

theanswerman
10-08-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
I was so proud when I made up that joke :D

too bad you didn't make it up.

barwars
10-08-2004, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by TheAnswerMan
too bad you didn't make it up.

You can't be serious.







No, no, no.... you're not allowed to be serious.

theanswerman
10-08-2004, 08:01 PM
ok.

Kitt
10-08-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
cause its cool:p Oh. It seemed out of step with the conversation, so I wondered if I, or you, was missing or misunderstanding something. It was just a :thought:.

barwars
10-08-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
cause its cool:p

no.

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Why was 6 afraid of 7?



































CAUSE 7 8 (ate) 9!!!! :rotflmao:

:rofl:

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
I was so proud when I made up that joke :D



:throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by TheAnswerMan
too bad you didn't make it up. WANNA BET ME, MOTHER?!?! :mad:

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss:

*ducks*

:lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:throws potatoes: We want more. :cuss: Okay, I'll give you a riddle:

Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way.

Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road?

theanswerman
10-08-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Okay, I'll give you a riddle:

Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way.

Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GO TO KFC2!$"@%?%!%?!%????

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Okay, I'll give you a riddle:

Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way.

Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road?

:confused: To get to the other side? ;)

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by TheAnswerMan
TO GO TO KFC2!$"@%?%!%?!%???? No. What a ****ing stupid guess :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:confused: To get to the other side? ;) You must've looked it up or something. -_-

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
WANNA BET ME, MOTHER?!?! :mad:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Okay, I'll give you a riddle:

Why...*big sigh* This ones really hard, by the way.

Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Okay...Why did the chicken cross the road?

It depends. :p

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN KERRY
I voted in favor of the chicken crossing the road, before I voted against it.

TERESA HEINZ-KERRY
Shove it.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represents the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens are crossing the road, which was paid for by tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money; money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world when all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

AGENT MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released “eChicken 2004,” which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; in addition, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of “eChicken 2004.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
You must've looked it up or something. -_-

:eek: I would never ;)

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 08:29 PM
I love the Bill Clinton one. :rofl:

barwars
10-08-2004, 08:33 PM
Brent88....

hahahahhahahaha
that was good.
I know you can't type that quick (or think that quick, nobody can).... where'd you get this??

What I like about it is that it makes fun of EVERYBODY.

Kitt
10-08-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
It depends. :p

I guess you think that passes as jokes, but it politics, pure and simple, on this board. No way around it. I hate it when people purposely break TJ's rules. It shows a total lack of respect. A very well earned and deserved respect That's my take!

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by barwars
Brent88....

hahahahhahahaha
that was good.
I know you can't type that quick (or think that quick, nobody can).... where'd you get this??

What I like about it is that it makes fun of EVERYBODY.

I copy-pasted it... it was posted on another board I visit.

Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off.

barwars
10-08-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off.

Exactly.... if somebody finds something offensive.... just tell them to look three or four lines up.
If you offend everyone, you offend nobody.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
I guess you think that passes as jokes, but it politics, pure and simple, on this board. No way around it. I hate it when people purposely break TJ's rules. It shows a total lack of respect. A very well earned and deserved respect That's my take! This is cleary Beavis and Butthead.

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
This is cleary Beavis and Butthead.

:rofl:

See, I support Bush and I can laugh at that. :p

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
I copy-pasted it... it was posted on another board I visit.

Kitt... maybe so, but it's not like I only bashed one side and let the other side off.

Kitt wasn't saying it offended anyone, just that you're using that to get around TJ's no politics rule, why do people have to get threads closed because they can't resist?

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before this thread is closed? :p

Brent88
10-08-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Kitt wasn't saying it offended anyone, just that you're using that to get around TJ's no politics rule, why do people have to get threads closed because they can't resist?

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before this thread is closed? :p

Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy:

spunkygirl
10-08-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy:

:lol: That picture is hilarious and yeah :crazy:

barwars
10-08-2004, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy:

doctored?!





I really need my eyes checked.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
Well... with the doctored Bush/Cheney picture, probably as soon as TJ or Janice see it. :crazy: Sweet! :rock:

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
This is cleary Beavis and Butthead.


Cheney wearing a Metallica shirt oh god. :rofl:

Hollow
10-09-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Cheney wearing a Metallica shirt oh god. :rofl:
people who work for bush don't deserve to like metallica.[/kidding]

Doo Dah 16
10-11-2004, 07:56 PM
You all amuse me to no end!
:stooges:
~Jillian¤:p

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-11-2004, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Doo Dah 16
You all amuse me to no end!
:stooges:
~Jillian¤:p :bighug:

TheGreatPretender
10-11-2004, 08:17 PM
WOO

GabbyFang
10-11-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
This is cleary Beavis and Butthead. :spit: