Your Obituary to say??

"...was not hit by a bus..."

No politics please.

Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!!
"A True American Who Stood By His Country And President In Its Time Of Need!!!"

rules are rules.
no opinions allowed.

Originally posted by Chambers
rules are rules.
no opinions allowed.

This is what my obituary to say. Where's the opinion in this???

What part of "NO POLITICS ALLOWED " do you understand???

Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!!
This is what my obituary to say. Where's the opinion in this??? He's being sarcastic. Joke.

"That he loved the babes...as many that would let him!!!!":D :D :D

That I was a lazy bum.

;)

Mine:

Well, since I'm hoping to die a shriveled hag, I wish to have the mentioned accomplishments.

Here, ye, here, ye
Ashlee, that funny, strange, yet lovable dip, has died on***** ** ****. She was known for her impressive work as both a writer and actress on Saturday Night Live and later memorable movies including Hit Me With Your Best Shot co-starring some French Guy about this jackass who looked tough, but wasn't and all wanted to fight but sucked and Does This Look Infected?, which is self-explanitory. Married on ******** ** **** to one Mr. James Thomas Fallon. She is survived by Drew, Tyler, Mo and Lou, her children, her 12 grandchildren and Chris Kattan. Most of all, she will remembered for countless charitable work and giving away many homes and foods to poor peoples. She will be missed and there's going to be one of them television program specials in her name. And Mickey Esposillio? You're dead. Never payed that 11 dollars and 57 cents.

Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!!
"A True American Who Stood By His Country And President In Its Time Of Need!!!"

Why you have to mess up a nice, clean thread with dirty politics! Go open your own board and talk about them there all you want.:mad:

Karly Anne ____ kicked the bucket this past Friday, and has gone to take over the bowels of Hell... but don't worry, she'll be back to haunt you all.

You know, I don't know what mine would say. How about one of you who knows me well enough write what my obituary should day. :)

It would take volumes to even begin.

Originally posted by BUSH-2004!!!
"A True American Who Stood By His Country And President In Its Time Of Need!!!"

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I want mine to lie. Make it sound like I did so much more than I really did.

I'll write that someday. I also plan on writing my own eulogy.

I don't think I will ever find out.

Originally posted by TJL
I'll write that someday. I also plan on writing my own eulogy.

I hope you find someone good enough to read it too

ooo i was thinking about what i want it to say earlier this year.

After many suicide attempts, Sarah ________ has finally killed herself by overdosing on Flintstones vitamins, leaving a note that says: "**** EVERYONE. That's right, **** EVERYONE. Someone go to sitcomsonline.com and tell everyone on chit chat that im dead, and laugh at them for me when they act sad." Sarah really was a worthless and stupid person and didn't know when to grow up. Within just the past two days there have been many reports of disturbing hauntings that she is obviously responsible of.

burn baby burn disco inferno!!! :lol:

Originally posted by dukey
You know, I don't know what mine would say. How about one of you who knows me well enough write what my obituary should day. :) :(

Doesn't anyone want to write my obituary?:crybaby:

Thanks Jenny, youre a real sweaty! I knew if I posted that crying baby, someone would respond!:lol:

Originally posted by Jen1989
Some details would have to be made up.

Mike, 80, was born on August 5, 1976. He is survived by his wife, insert name, two children, insert names, and four grandchildren, insert names. He lived in IL. He enjoyed reading, and other activities such as listening to music. He was a writer.

Sorry, but I give up. I'm not good at writing obituraries. I recently saw an obituary for one of the history professors here who died on September 21, 2004. So, I was trying to make it look like that.

You did a beautiful job. Though I always expected to live to at least 100!
:)
It is nice to know that someday that I will actually find a girl who would want to marry me!
:lol:

Originally posted by Jen1989
He is survived by his wife, insert name


Aww...what a pretty name. :)

;)

Va te faire foutre Tout

Originally posted by Jen1989
Ok, I'll give it a try. I've never written an obituary before. i once had to write and then give an eulogy for a public speaking class in high school.
you're taking that post seriously?

Originally posted by safety pin
you're taking that post seriously?

I think that Jenny knew that I was kidding.

Originally posted by safety pin
you're taking that post seriously?


:rotflmao:

...what rhymes with "eulogy" ?

Originally posted by robyrob
...what rhymes with "eulogy" ? peulogy

I learend a new word today!!!!!111111111111111111111 :happyface :happyface :happyface

Originally posted by Jen1989
Some details would have to be made up.

Mike, 80, was born on August 5, 1976. He is survived by his wife, insert name, two children, insert names, and four grandchildren, insert names. He lived in IL. He enjoyed reading, and other activities such as listening to music. He was a writer.

Sorry, but I give up. I'm not good at writing obituraries. I recently saw an obituary for one of the history professors here who died on September 21, 2004. So, I was trying to make it look like that.

I'm going to use what Jenny started and write my own obituary.

Michael, 115, was born on August 5, 1976 in Chicago, he died on September 24, 2091 in his home on Mars of extreme old age. He is survived by his wife actress Jami Gertz, 126, his children Jadzia and Ezri, and grandchildren Patty, Lauren, Muffy, Jennifer, Marshall, Vinnie and Johnny. Mike was one of the founding members of Guns N' Roses and later became a bestselling author.
He enjoyed reading, watching movies, listening to music and watching episodes of Square Pegs and Star Trek- Deep Space Nine for the 500th time.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/avatar.php?userid=24129&dateline=1096483639 Just have to say I will never complain about my fat a s s again! :D

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Your Obituary to say??

"I TOLD you I wasn't feeling good!"

Originally posted by Aida Lott
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/avatar.php?userid=24129&dateline=1096483639 Just have to say I will never complain about my fat a s s again! :D


o __O

Originally posted by Aida Lott
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/avatar.php?userid=24129&dateline=1096483639 Just have to say I will never complain about my fat a s s again! :D lmao :rotflmao:

Geez I can't stop staring at that avatar. That is one Titanic Tucas! :eek: I couldn't help making a comment about it even though it's someone's avatar. Sorry. :lol: