Sonic was deep in a battle with Dr. Robotnik.

Ro-butt-nik's new machine was like a centipede. It flew and shot missiles and shot one really big one that could probably kill off an entire city. This thing was gigantic!

Robotnik: It's time to end this once and for all, Sonic.

Sonic: Oh no, it can't be...

Robotnik: *pulls lever and a huge missile is slowly headed toward Sonic, but Sonic is too stunned to move*

Chris: SONIKKUUUUUUUU!!!!! *runs in the way of the missile and gets hit, and his body blows into a bunch of pieces*

Sonic: *unshields his eyes from the explosion* Alright, Chris is dead and I'm alive!

Robotnik: Let's eat him!

Sonic: I wouldn't put that filthy kid in my mouth. *runs off*

Robotnik: *eats Chris*

*Later at the Thorndyke's house*

Tails: Sonikku, eez eet reely tru dat kris got kill'd.

Sonic: Sure is, little buddy.

Grandpa: Let's all celebrate Chris' death!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

*Knuckles falls in through the ceiling and every gasps*

*very dramatic music and then Knuckles looks up and smiles*

Knuckles: It's not a party without me!

Everyone: YAY!!!

*Meanwhile*

Robotnik: Tastes like chicken!

THE END!!

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It sucks, I know.