..."Pirate Jenny: Well...she certainly isn't Hitler!"*

Just so Pirate doesn't have a coronary....












If you look at the times that these threads were created, you'll notice that I created yours first.

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*giggles*

I feel better.

I also get a winky guy?

Nifty...

Why Pirate Jenny is the Right Choice for YOU this September:

-Has led the GLISCF into infamy...of all sorts
-Not above petty bribery. Everybody wins.
-Won't have her modly duties divided between two other boards, will be able to devote her FULL attention to the well being of the Cheers board.
-Looks good in fishnets. Can barwars say that?
-Bribery, dudes! Come on!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny

-Looks good in fishnets. Can barwars say that?


Well, actually, I know for a fact that...well, nevermind.

I have to say, I was very impressed about the fishnet part. :lol:

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I have to say, I was very impressed about the fishnet part. :lol:

Good.

Impressed enough to vote for me?!

Other things
-Has a really cute bird
-Willing to blow off homework for the Cheers Board (as she did recently...skipped all her reading for her Honors Course to analyse Snow, Glass, Apples)
-Come on, man, I transcribed all the crap in the GLISFC thread! That's devotion!

I am a happily married man, but I am a sucker for the fishnets







*Reminder to self* Buy wife fishnets :lol:

Everyone loves the fishnets.

Candidate Pirate Jenny,

What are you planning to do about the high rate of boredom on this board? How are you going to handle the board's fun budget to reduce these awful inequalities?


front row...right in the centre!!!

Note in the quotation above, which I retrieved from a post you made on the 29th day of the 4th month of the year 2004 at precisely 8:12 am in the morning. How do you explain the British spelling of "CENTER"?? Are you a "British Cheers"-o-phile??

Originally posted by Chambers
Candidate Pirate Jenny,

What are you planning to do about the high rate of boredom on this board? How are you going to handle the board's fun budget to reduce these awful inequalities?




Note in the quotation above, which I retrieved from a post you made on the 29th day of the 4th month of the year 2004 at precisely 8:12 am in the morning. How do you explain the British spelling of "CENTER"?? Are you a "British Cheers"-o-phile??


Look at Chambers being impartial, yet digging up the dirt.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Look at Chambers being impartial, yet digging up the dirt.

I've got plenty on barwars. Just wait until i finish PZelda's ad. I can be fair as long as I'm mean to everyone.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Look at Chambers being impartial, yet digging up the dirt.

But because I respect her as an INTELLIGENT PERSON and VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE CHEERS COMMUNITY, I will answer her questions..
firstly, I believe, Chambers, that a moderate of boredom is healthy. It breeds creativity. Therefore, I shall not try to supress boredom, but instead, encourage interesting topics as well, such as "Topics Of The Week" , frequent polls, and in depth analyses of characters and episodes.

As for the British spelling, I must admit, that is a noticeable product of my upbringing, but I am willing to supress it if it distresses the people of this board.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
But because I respect her as an INTELLIGENT PERSON and VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE CHEERS COMMUNITY,

...go on....

Originally posted by Chambers
...go on....

Chambers: Pretty Ok, even if she is foreign.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Chambers: Pretty Ok, even if she is foreign.


....losing a vote....

Originally posted by Chambers
....losing a vote....

F*ck
Ok.

Chambers: Wonderful Sense of Humour...and She is One of The More Intelligent People Here

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
F*ck
Ok.

Chambers: Wonderful Sense of Humour...and She is One of The More Intelligent People Here

Hm...I guess. Let's see what barwars and PZelda can come up with.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hm...I guess. Let's see what barwars and PZelda can come up with.

Neither of them seem to be very active in their campaigns...
what does that say about the kind of mods they'd be?

Candidate Pirate Jenny:

Will your Lilith slant affect your ability to relate to the Cheers board masses?

Originally posted by Chambers
Candidate Pirate Jenny:

Will your Lilith slant affect your ability to relate to the Cheers board masses?

Quite likely.

Candidate Pirate Jenny:

WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF LILITH DESTRUCTION??

:lol:

Originally posted by Chambers
Candidate Pirate Jenny:

WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF LILITH DESTRUCTION??

Over at the Full House board.
Obviously.
If you can't see them, you must not really be a patriotic towards Lilith.

But seriously...
You'll find that I'm a very peaceful woman, and, if you check the transcripts of the GLISFC cabinet meetings, you'll find that on a numer of occasions, I, in fact, objected to the invasion of other boards.

fishnets...hmmmm...:D :p

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Neither of them seem to be very active in their campaigns...
what does that say about the kind of mods they'd be?

Plenty. I'm waiting to pounce. ;)

Originally posted by CliffClavin
fishnets...hmmmm...:D :p

Candidate Pirate Jenny, what will you do about the menace that is CliffClavin? What will you do to encourage relevent and intelligent posts?

Hey.....Thirteen I'm not a menace.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
Candidate Pirate Jenny, what will you do about the menace that is CliffClavin? What will you do to encourage relevent and intelligent posts?

Very good question, ThirteenInchEscape...
While the board is open to everyone, and I am very anti-censorship, I plan to gently encourage intelligent and thoughtful posts.
We want to make an example of the Cheers board to the rest of Sitcoms Online...emphasise what cerebral people Cheers fans are.

Also those crazy & obsessive fans.



:rolleyes:
I have a huge love for tv its like a second god to me.I may be joking but there is some truth to that.

Originally posted by CliffClavin
Also those crazy & obsessive fans.



:rolleyes:
I have a huge love for tv its like a second god to me.I may be joking but there is some truth to that.

um...what?

I don't think I can vote for you Pirate Jenny... you're already president of GLISFC! Ever hear of separation of church (Lilithism) and state (Moderator)???:p

Originally posted by Petrie Malone
I don't think I can vote for you Pirate Jenny... you're already president of GLISFC! Ever hear of separation of church (Lilithism) and state (Moderator)???:p

Lilithism isn't a religion, it's a way of life!