EmoJoe
09-24-2004, 08:43 PM
~This episode is based on a true story!~
Theme Song: "I'm Just a Kid"
Cast:
Matt Anderson............RurryMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Angela Micelli
Anna..........................*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
Guest Stars:
Sally Hemson..............Alyssa Milano (young)
(Anna, Matt, and Mike are just coming home from school)
Matt: Why wont that Sally Hemson just leave me alone already?
Anna: It's pretty obvious why she's following you around
Mike: Yeah. She likes they way you smell
Anna: I was going to say that she probably likes him
Matt: (dramatically)- NO!!!
(Matt falls onto the couch as Jake and Chris walk in)
Chris: What's up, squirt?
Matt: The weirdest girl in school likes me
Jake: And.....
Matt: And...she's weird.
Jake: Never, EVER, insult a girl
(Matt rolls his eyes. The set now changes to Madison Middle School)
Matt: There she is! (points to Sally)
Anna: Stay calm...
Sally: Hi!
Anna: Battlestations!
Matt: Hi. Oh look at the time! I have to go. Bye!
(Willie comes by)
Willie: Isnt Sally Just great?
(Matt and Anna shake their heads)
(Set changes to the cafeteria)
Matt: Here comes Sally!
Sally: Hi Matt!!
Matt: Sally
Mike: This can get interesting
Sally: So whats new?
Matt: Nothing much. You?
Sally: Nothing much..look! Someone left their pizza on the floor
Matt: But someone stepped on it. It's all dirty. And there's a fly on it
Sally: That's okay
(Picks the pizza up and eats it...the fly and all)
Matt: Dont you want..milk with that?
Sally: I hate milk. I much prefer pond water.
Mike: That even grosses ME out!
Sally: The fly's a part of me now
Anna: Well, look at the time, it's time for me to go puke
Mike: But it was just getting interesting Anna: C'mon...Mike
Matt: Sally. You're gross
Sally: Aww, what a compliment! Youre so cute!
(Sally leaves as Matt sighs)
*Commerical Break*
(It's now after school)
Matt: Lunch was gross
Anna: Tell me about it
Mike: Here comes the fly-eater
Anna: I'm outta here
Mike: So am I.
Matt: NO! Come back...
Sally: Hi Matt
Matt: Hello. Goodbye.
(Matt starts to walk away)
Sally: There's something I wanted to do to you since lunch
(Sally kisses Matt)
Sally: Oh, i'm a part of you now! I'll come to your house in 5 minutes!
Matt: That was scary
Mrs. Brunson: That was scary
Matt: You SAW?
Mrs. Brunson: Yes...and it was...strange.
Matt: Wow. Even a teacher said it
Mrs. Brunson: She is one strange kid. And she loves you
Matt: How do I tell her I dont love her?
Mrs. Brunson: You need to figure that out on your own.
(Set changes to the Anderson house)
Anna: She kissed you
Mike: Wow!! She's a part of you now!
Matt: And she's coming over in 5 minutes
(Jake and Chris walk in)
Jake: Hey...I heard that the weird girl kissed you. Awesome!
Matt: Who told you?
Jake: Mrs. Brunson told me
Chris: Aww...wittle Matt has a girlfriend!
(Matt rolls his eyes)
Matt: Chris, Jake, your girl experts. How do I get this girl to lay off of me
Chris: What's something that she really hates?
Matt: Milk
Jake: Then force her to drink milk. Give her a sad little puppy face. And if she gives in, she'll never talk to you agan. If she doesn't she still wont talk to you again.
Matt: That might just work...
(Mike is upstairs and Matt is in the backyard)
Matt: Here she comes....(Matt gasps) I forgot the milk!
Anna: Have Mike get it
(Matt calls to Mike)
Matt: MIKE! Bring down the milk
Mike: Really?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Ok...
(Mike takes the lid off the milk and pours it down the house. It hits Matt and Anna and they are now covered with Milk)
Matt: You IDIOT!
Mike: What did I do?
Matt: I meant bring down the milk
(Sally comes up to Matt and Anna)
Sally: Did I miss something?
Matt: Uh..no...we were just playing the milk game!
Sally: You play games with milk?
Matt: Yep
Sally: oh. Ok Matt, I just wanted to tell you, I dont think we should be together anymore.
Matt: You dont?
Sally: Yeah. I found a worm that I really like. He's my new boyfriend
Matt: Um...I hope you two are very happy together
Sally: Thanks..and im sorry
Matt (sadly): Its ok
(Sally leaves, and Matt cheers as the episode ends)
*End Credits roll as we see Chris and Jake looking at worms)
Jake: What does that girl see in them?
Chris: Wow. Look at how the slither. So atrractive
Jake: You're very desperate
Chris: I know. But worms...their so HOT!
Jake: I've lost you again
*End of Episode 3*
Theme Song: "I'm Just a Kid"
Cast:
Matt Anderson............RurryMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Angela Micelli
Anna..........................*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
Guest Stars:
Sally Hemson..............Alyssa Milano (young)
(Anna, Matt, and Mike are just coming home from school)
Matt: Why wont that Sally Hemson just leave me alone already?
Anna: It's pretty obvious why she's following you around
Mike: Yeah. She likes they way you smell
Anna: I was going to say that she probably likes him
Matt: (dramatically)- NO!!!
(Matt falls onto the couch as Jake and Chris walk in)
Chris: What's up, squirt?
Matt: The weirdest girl in school likes me
Jake: And.....
Matt: And...she's weird.
Jake: Never, EVER, insult a girl
(Matt rolls his eyes. The set now changes to Madison Middle School)
Matt: There she is! (points to Sally)
Anna: Stay calm...
Sally: Hi!
Anna: Battlestations!
Matt: Hi. Oh look at the time! I have to go. Bye!
(Willie comes by)
Willie: Isnt Sally Just great?
(Matt and Anna shake their heads)
(Set changes to the cafeteria)
Matt: Here comes Sally!
Sally: Hi Matt!!
Matt: Sally
Mike: This can get interesting
Sally: So whats new?
Matt: Nothing much. You?
Sally: Nothing much..look! Someone left their pizza on the floor
Matt: But someone stepped on it. It's all dirty. And there's a fly on it
Sally: That's okay
(Picks the pizza up and eats it...the fly and all)
Matt: Dont you want..milk with that?
Sally: I hate milk. I much prefer pond water.
Mike: That even grosses ME out!
Sally: The fly's a part of me now
Anna: Well, look at the time, it's time for me to go puke
Mike: But it was just getting interesting Anna: C'mon...Mike
Matt: Sally. You're gross
Sally: Aww, what a compliment! Youre so cute!
(Sally leaves as Matt sighs)
*Commerical Break*
(It's now after school)
Matt: Lunch was gross
Anna: Tell me about it
Mike: Here comes the fly-eater
Anna: I'm outta here
Mike: So am I.
Matt: NO! Come back...
Sally: Hi Matt
Matt: Hello. Goodbye.
(Matt starts to walk away)
Sally: There's something I wanted to do to you since lunch
(Sally kisses Matt)
Sally: Oh, i'm a part of you now! I'll come to your house in 5 minutes!
Matt: That was scary
Mrs. Brunson: That was scary
Matt: You SAW?
Mrs. Brunson: Yes...and it was...strange.
Matt: Wow. Even a teacher said it
Mrs. Brunson: She is one strange kid. And she loves you
Matt: How do I tell her I dont love her?
Mrs. Brunson: You need to figure that out on your own.
(Set changes to the Anderson house)
Anna: She kissed you
Mike: Wow!! She's a part of you now!
Matt: And she's coming over in 5 minutes
(Jake and Chris walk in)
Jake: Hey...I heard that the weird girl kissed you. Awesome!
Matt: Who told you?
Jake: Mrs. Brunson told me
Chris: Aww...wittle Matt has a girlfriend!
(Matt rolls his eyes)
Matt: Chris, Jake, your girl experts. How do I get this girl to lay off of me
Chris: What's something that she really hates?
Matt: Milk
Jake: Then force her to drink milk. Give her a sad little puppy face. And if she gives in, she'll never talk to you agan. If she doesn't she still wont talk to you again.
Matt: That might just work...
(Mike is upstairs and Matt is in the backyard)
Matt: Here she comes....(Matt gasps) I forgot the milk!
Anna: Have Mike get it
(Matt calls to Mike)
Matt: MIKE! Bring down the milk
Mike: Really?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Ok...
(Mike takes the lid off the milk and pours it down the house. It hits Matt and Anna and they are now covered with Milk)
Matt: You IDIOT!
Mike: What did I do?
Matt: I meant bring down the milk
(Sally comes up to Matt and Anna)
Sally: Did I miss something?
Matt: Uh..no...we were just playing the milk game!
Sally: You play games with milk?
Matt: Yep
Sally: oh. Ok Matt, I just wanted to tell you, I dont think we should be together anymore.
Matt: You dont?
Sally: Yeah. I found a worm that I really like. He's my new boyfriend
Matt: Um...I hope you two are very happy together
Sally: Thanks..and im sorry
Matt (sadly): Its ok
(Sally leaves, and Matt cheers as the episode ends)
*End Credits roll as we see Chris and Jake looking at worms)
Jake: What does that girl see in them?
Chris: Wow. Look at how the slither. So atrractive
Jake: You're very desperate
Chris: I know. But worms...their so HOT!
Jake: I've lost you again
*End of Episode 3*