View Full Version : The worst songs youve ever heard (for a poll Im making)


Cactus Jack
09-05-2004, 11:22 AM
I thought of this idea a few months gao, PMed a few poeple, but I thought it would be asier to make a thread

Superstar
09-05-2004, 12:11 PM
I thought I'm With You by Avril Lavigne was pretty bad.....I'll try and think of more

Cactus Jack
09-05-2004, 12:28 PM
Here are some of mine

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks
"MacArthur Park" - Richard Harris
"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" - Lobo
"Milkshake" - Kelis
"Bellissimo" - Ilya
"Macarena" - Los Del Rio
"Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
"She Bangs" - William hung version
"My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion, sorry to fans of this song, it just doesnt do much for me
There's probably more

Superstar
09-05-2004, 01:08 PM
I really like Milkshake by Kelis...I hate The Voice Within and Can't Hold Us Down by Christina Aguilera

Dean Winchester
09-05-2004, 01:29 PM
Jenny From The Block - J. Lo
Butterfly - Crazy Town
Rain Tax (It's Inevitable) - Celine Dion
Fever - Madonna
Jam - Michael Jackson

BowWowsBaby
09-05-2004, 01:41 PM
The Reason~Hoobastank
Jenny From the Block~J.Lo
Sunshine~Lil Flip feat. Lea
My Happy Ending~Avril Lavigne

BowWowsBaby
09-05-2004, 01:45 PM
The Real Slim Shady~Eminem
How Come~D12
My Band~D12
Cleaning Out My Closet~Eminem

Dean Winchester
09-05-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
The Reason~Hoobastank

just out of curiosity, what is it about this song that you hate so passionately? I actually think it's a good song, and I'd much rather listen to it than Confessions Pt. 2 or Burn anyday.

Dean Winchester
09-05-2004, 01:51 PM
some more:

Confessions Pt. 2 - Usher (this song has NO MELODY or hook to it, why was it a single? much less a #1 hit)
I Disapear - Metallica
I Don't Want To Miss A Thing - Aerosmith
Have I Told You Lately - Rod Stewart

BowWowsBaby
09-05-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
just out of curiosity, what is it about this song that you hate so passionately? I actually think it's a good song, and I'd much rather listen to it than Confessions Pt. 2 or Burn anyday.

The lead singers voice cuts right through me.

BowWowsBaby
09-05-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
I Don't Want To Miss A Thing - Aerosmith

oooh I forgot that one

Heres another one...I dont know if it counts but oh well, the Family Ties theme song.

Superstar
09-05-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
The Real Slim Shady~Eminem
How Come~D12
My Band~D12
Cleaning Out My Closet~Eminem

ditto


also Confessions pt II-Usher

TJL
09-05-2004, 02:56 PM
"Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

Penny Lane
09-05-2004, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by TJL
"Heartbeat" by Don Johnson


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Penny Lane
09-05-2004, 03:26 PM
I Dig Rock and Roll Music- Peter Paul And Mary(awful!)

Anything by Barry Manilow(awfuller)

That about covers it!


:lol:

Kitt
09-05-2004, 03:38 PM
Ninetynine Bottles of Beer on the Wall--by stupid pirates, kids in the backseat, and sloshed people at picnics and stuff.

That mercedeze benz commercial where the lady with the 'little baby voice' sings about rainbows, little strings on her finger and how she is in love. :o :o Gives me the gags real bad. :bash: :mumble:

BowWowsBaby
09-05-2004, 07:03 PM
Pieces of Me~Ashlee Simpson

Steve M.
09-05-2004, 08:47 PM
My terrrible ten:

10. Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy
9. Escape (the Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
8. Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra (lived up to the title)
7. Like a Prayer - Madonna
6. Cruisin' - Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow :eek:
5. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward :barf:
4. Sugar Sugar - the Archies puke:
3. Don't Cry out Loud - Melissa Manchester :bash:
2. Justify My Love - Madonna :rant: :mad:

And the absolute worst song of all time - "You're Havin' My Baby" by Paul Anka!

:eek2:

P.S. Only one perfromer made this list twice. Notice who it was? :p

Hollow
09-05-2004, 08:51 PM
hey ya - outkast

dandelion wine
09-05-2004, 09:04 PM
:lol: I'm shortening my list:

"Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus

"I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy

"Macarena" - Los Del Rio

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks

"It's My Party" - Lesley Gore

"At This Moment" - Billy Vera

"Hangin' Tough" - New Kids on the Block

"From a Distance" - Bette Midler

"You Light Up My Life" - Debbie Boone

"Ring My Bell" - Anita Ward

Steve M.
09-05-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
some more:

Have I Told You Lately - Rod Stewart

I like this record, but Van Morrison's original 1988 version from his Avalon Sunset LP is better. :)

Mijada
09-05-2004, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by BuffySlayer79

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing - Aerosmith


Glad to see someone else who dislikes this song. I can't stand it. That song was way overplayed IMO.

Kay Scarpetta
09-05-2004, 11:00 PM
:lol: I like half these songs.

APPLEI
09-06-2004, 12:09 AM
the worst songs i ever heard! in order

1)i will always love you-whitney houston(almost anything she recorded could make this list)
2)feelings-morris albert
3)you light up mylife-debby boone
4)i just called to say i love you-stevie wonder(but i like stevie wonder but this song ruined his career in my opinion)
5)achy breaky heart-billy ray cyrus
6)disco duck-rick dees(the song that killed disco!)
7)don't worry be happy-bobby mcferren
8)the greatest love of all-whitney houston
9)honey-bobby goldsboro
10)mr. roboto-sytx(i like sytx but i hate this song)
11)heartbeat-don johnson
12)respect yourself-bruce willis
13)stay-the four seasons(but i like almost everything esle they did)
14)the lion sleeps tonight-token(i noticed people either love or hate this song,i hate it)
15)your having my baby-paul anka(anything esle he recorded could make this list)
16)the balled of the green berets-Ssgt. berry sadler
17)i was made for dancin'-leif garrett
18)time will reveal-debarge
19)cherish-david cassidy
20)wake me up before you go go-wham!(this song has aged badly)
21)times of your life-paul anka(anything esle he recorded could make this list,but this song really sticks out in a bad way)
22)how can we be lovers-michael bolton(most of his songs could make this list)
23)i'am woman-helen reddy(set back equal rights for woman)
24)step by step-new kids on the block
25)rubber duckie-jim henson
26)save your heart for me-gary lewis and the playboys
27)disco lady-johnnie taylor
29)i saw him standing there-tiffany(shes easy on the eyes,but hard on the ears)
30)so emotional-whitney houston
31)looking back with love-mike love(of the beach boys)
32)disco lucy(i love lucy theme)-wilton place street band
33)leaning on the lamp post-hermans hermits
34)girl you know its true-milli vanilli
35)swearin' to god-frankie valli(but i like alot of his other songs)
36)long haired lover from liverpool-little jimmy osmond
37)puppy love-paul anka(this list was made for him)
38)things that make you go hmmmm-c+c music factory
39)do you really want to hurt me-culture club
40)heartbeat its a lovebeat-defranco family

AKA
09-06-2004, 12:11 AM
Anything The Beach Boys recorded after 1986.

vashti1999
09-06-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by AKA
Anything The Beach Boys recorded after 1986.

Surely you're not including "Wipeout" with the Fat Boys, are you?

crystals
09-06-2004, 02:39 AM
"Do ya think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart. :barf:

snl75
09-06-2004, 03:16 AM
my picks are ive never been to me by charelne and ordnary life by chad brock.

TJL
09-06-2004, 04:19 AM
I was just ordering some food at my local deli, and their radio was playing a song that I had long ago forgotten about, but without a doubt has to be the worst song ever inflicted upon anyone with ears:

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees

To quote Chandler Bing - Oh my God!

;)

Penny Lane
09-06-2004, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by crystals
"Do ya think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart. :barf:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sara Micelli
09-06-2004, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by crystals
"Do ya think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart. :barf:

That song is wrong on so many levels.:lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
09-06-2004, 10:47 AM
In Da Club - Fiddy Cent

BowWowsBaby
09-06-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
In Da Club - Fiddy Cent

I actually liked that song :lol: ....did you hear the parody, "In Da Tub" by Bert and Ernie? :lol:

Jrnygrl
09-06-2004, 07:21 PM
Stacey's Mom
Lump
Elvira
Milkshake :crazy: :crazy: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

Penny Lane
09-06-2004, 07:29 PM
Sylvia's Mother- Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show:eek:

Kitt
09-06-2004, 07:34 PM
Mother's Little Helper--Rolling Stones

Penny Lane
09-06-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
Mother's Little Helper--Rolling Stones

I like that song Kitt!:D

Kitt
09-06-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Penny Lane
I like that song Kitt!:D :confused: :lol: I got confused by the incoming emails from Sitcomsonline. That Mother's Little Helper Post was supposed to be an answer on the music association thread. :crazy:

Penny Lane
09-06-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
:confused: :lol: I got confused by the incoming emails from Sitcomsonline. That Mother's Little Helper Post was supposed to be an answer on the music association thread. :crazy:

Ha Ha! I knew it! Get a grip!;) :crazy:

Kitt
09-06-2004, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Penny Lane
Get a grip!;) :crazy: I'm trying, I'm trying! :( :p ;)

Penny Lane
09-06-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Kitt
I'm trying, I'm trying! :( :p ;)

I know how you feel!:lol: Back to the music association thread...........:wave:

Nighthawk76
09-07-2004, 12:00 AM
"Kocamo" by The Beach Boys

"Coming To America" by Neil Diamond (my mon use to play it all the time when I was a little kid:( )

"I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow (another one my mom played when I was very small)

"Footloose" by Kenny Loggins

"Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield

"Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club

"Do That To Me One More Time" by Captian and Tennille

"Sailing" by Christopher Cross

"Shake Your Love" by Debbie Gibson

"Stay" by Lisa Loeb

"Pop" by Nysnc

"Since I Don't Have You" by Guns N' Roses (I love GNR but when they recorded this cover, they were on borrowed time)

ABlairican Pie
09-07-2004, 01:03 AM
Achy Breaky Heart--Billy Ray Virus

Don't Cry Out Loud--Melissa Manchester

I Will Always Love You--Whitney Houston

Seasons in the Sun--Billy Jacks or whatever his name was

Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter--Herman's Hermits

Disco Duck--Rick Dees (actually the song probably did more to enhance the popularity of disco in 1976 before 1979's Disco Destruction at Comiskey Park--AND Van Halen and AC/DC--killed it for good!!)

Nookie--Limp Bizkit

Vogue--Madonna

And there are tons more....

BowWowsBaby
09-07-2004, 01:52 PM
Dip it Low~ Christina Milian

dlemond
09-07-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by dukey
Since I Don't Have You" by Guns N' Roses (I love GNR but when they recorded this cover, they were on borrowed time)

Oh man, is that a bad cover tune.

Steve M.
09-07-2004, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by dukey
"I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow (another one my mom played when I was very small)

People think this song sums up Barry Manilow's songwriting style, and yet he didn't even write "I Write the Songs!" :eek: (It was co-written by Beach Boy Bruce Johnston.)

Cactus Jack
09-07-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Steve M.


People think this song sums up Barry Manilow's songwriting style, and yet he didn't even write "I Write the Songs!" :eek: (It was co-written by Beach Boy Bruce Johnston.) [/B] That gives me a parody idea of that song

"I Didnt Write This Song" :lol:

david&maddie4ever
09-07-2004, 10:49 PM
"Rocket Man" by William Shatner. ;)

Cactus Jack
09-08-2004, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
"Rocket Man" by William Shatner. ;) LOL, do you like Elton John's Rocket Man?

Brad Russ
09-09-2004, 01:21 PM
Whoomp there it is-Tag Team
Ray of light-Madonna
Rico suave-Gerardo
Who let the dogs out-Baha Men
Hit me baby one more time-Britney Spears
Achy breaky heart-Billy Ray Cyrus
Mambo number 5-Lou Vega
thong song-Sisco

Janice Johnson
09-09-2004, 02:20 PM
:lol: ;) Even the ones I've only heard snippets of or have only heard on commercials!:lol:

XxReality*StarrxX
09-09-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
The Real Slim Shady~Eminem


wow thats one of my favorite songs of all time.. all of the songs u listed r

XxReality*StarrxX
09-09-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
Pieces of Me~Ashlee Simpson

yeah hate that song

anything good charlotte I HATE GOOD CHARLOTTE GOOD CHARLOTTE DESERVES TO DIE!

Cactus Jack
09-09-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Janice Johnson
:lol: ;) Even the ones I've only heard snippets of or have only heard on commercials!:lol: List them!:D

XxReality*StarrxX
09-09-2004, 07:25 PM
tis my list:

1. Hey Ya by OutKast. possibly the worst song ever written

2. Anything by Ashlee Simpson. nuff said

3. On The Way Down by Ryan Cabrea

4. Milkshake

5. Anything by Missy Elliot

6. Anything by Good Charlotte

7. Anything by Simple Plan

8. Anything by Maroon5

9. Anything by Hoobastank

10. Anything by 50 Cent


nuff said...

BowWowsBaby
09-09-2004, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
5. Anything by Missy Elliot

why Missy?

XxReality*StarrxX
09-09-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
why Missy?

her music gives me a migraine

Michael [hXc]
09-09-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
The Real Slim Shady~Eminem
My Band~D12

I love those songs!:D

XxReality*StarrxX
09-09-2004, 07:34 PM
i have another... Angels re-done by Jessica Simpson... she ruined the song with her over-singing, just as she does with every song

David
09-09-2004, 08:26 PM
Kelis - Milkshake
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out

david&maddie4ever
09-10-2004, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
LOL, do you like Elton John's Rocket Man?

Definitely. :nod: I love Elton John.

Cactus Jack
09-10-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
Definitely. :nod: I love Elton John. Awesome and ditto!!!! I love it too!!!:D

bronxgirl
09-10-2004, 08:29 PM
I agree that stupid Milkshake song by Kelis

And that damn Uh Oh song by Lumidee.

You know your song suck when it is redone for an Old Dirty Bastard rap song hook and the girl they get to do it does it BETTER THAN YOU !

THANK GOD ANITA BAKER IS BACK!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

Brad Russ
09-14-2004, 05:40 AM
Another one I'd add to my list is come on ride the train, or whatever it's called. That's one of the corniest songs Iv'e ever heard. La Vida Loca was pretty bad too. I'll never understand how songs like these are always so popular.

EmoJoe
09-14-2004, 03:33 PM
Toxic- Britney Spears
My Band- Enimenem