I was trying to ignore this post on the "Full House" board. I'm going to tell you. You've seen Jodie Sweetin in an Oscar Mayer commercial that it was shown back in 1987.:) Here are the original lyrics to the Oscar mayer jingle:

THE OSCAR MAYER BOLOGNA SONG

My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, i love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me what I'll say.
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way,
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A

I know the original lyrics goes. Here is the original Oscar Mayer jingle (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/4190/sounds/oscarmyr.wav).

In 1987, Jodie Sweetin sang the Oscar Mayer jingle with a new set of lyrics for a hot dog which was a parody of the Oscar Mayer bologna jingle.:) Here is the lyrics to a song that Jodie sang:

THE OSCAR MAYER HOT DOG PARODY
Sung by Jodie Sweetin

[i]My Oscar Mayer hot dog,
Is juicy as can be.
I like to hang my napkin around
To catch the juice you see
I like to taste the juiciness,
But I am wearing my new dress...

That was just a parody of the Oscar Mayer bologna jingle. The last line was cut out. But let's not forget the lyrics to the Oscar Mayer hot dog jingle. This was the one before Jodie came along in 1987:

THE OSCAR MAYER WEINER SONG

Oh, I wish i were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me.

This is what the original lyrics for Oscar Mayer hot dog went. Here is that clip (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/4190/sounds/wienerv.wav).:)