We all know that Dr Lilillith Sterner-Crane was uptight, but was she a better bongo player than Woody? What about Chachi? He was pretty good too, doncha think?

Fonzie is the best bongo player.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Fonzie is the best bongo player. Him and Chachi. I voted Chachi since Fonzie is not on the list.

Tsk tsk tsk.

You Happy Days people can't even agree on the best bongo player. You guys need more unity than this if you're gonna launch a proper spam attack.

We're a pretty tight knit group, can you tell?

Oh, yeah. Lilith...:rolleyes: Of course. You're forgetting that she used to be Sheena, Queen of the Jungle of Love.

Shalom!

And its STERNIN-Crane, thank you very much. We're quite sick of the patriarchy forcing us to relinquish our family names for the man.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Him and Chachi. I voted Chachi since Fonzie is not on the list. i KNEW i shoulda put Fonzie on tha list, but he was never really into the whole music scene man - he just did it for the chicks.

Originally posted by periacta
Tsk tsk tsk.

You Happy Days people can't even agree on the best bongo player. You guys need more unity than this if you're gonna launch a proper spam attack.

We're a pretty tight knit group, can you tell?

Oh, yeah. Lilith...:rolleyes: Of course. You're forgetting that she used to be Sheena, Queen of the Jungle of Love.

Shalom!
We are not fighting about it though.Shut up, Patricia, or i'll create and send a pee-nado to your town.

Originally posted by periacta
And its STERNIN-Crane, thank you very much. We're quite sick of the patriarchy forcing us to relinquish our family names for the man. HEY, i wouldna put Mrs SternoCaine on the list if i didnt hold her bongo-playin abilities in such high regard, and she can do whatever she wants with her archery man.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
We are not fighting about it though.Shut up Patricia or i'll create a pee-nado to your town.

Ah, nothing says superiour prowess like bad spelling and punctuation.

Originally posted by periacta
Ah, nothing says superiour prowess like bad spelling and punctuation. kudos to the avuncular Stego-Crone-ied one !!! :)

Oh cool! Is this going to be another Cheers/Happy Days War?? I missed the last one :(.

Oh, and I voted for Lilith, of course.

Originally posted by periacta
Ah, nothing says superiour prowess like bad spelling and punctuation.
Nothing was mispelled...except your name which was not an accident.And I only forgot a couple of commas.So get off my board.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh cool! Is this going to be another Cheers/Happy Days War?? I missed the last one :(.

Oh, and I voted for Lilith, of course. wars are for little boys with guns - this is a drinking contest, and you're already under the table, being suffocated by Norm's foul flatulent emissions...

Originally posted by robyrob
kudos to the avuncular Stego-Crone-ied one !!! :)

The Happy Days people must not be up on their sarcastic wit...

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nothing was mispelled...except your name which was not an accident.And I only forgot a couple of commas.So get off my board.

Hey, you leather-jacket-wearing, cherry-coke-drinking imperialist! This is OUR board.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nothing was mispelled...except your name which was not an accident.And I only forgot a couple of commas.So get off my board. commas give you pause for thought.

rational thought .

that's EXACTLY the sort of nonsense you'd hear coming from the mouth of a slightly-less talented bongo player such as the venerable Mrs Steno-Clone !

Originally posted by robyrob
wars are for little boys with guns - this is a drinking contest, and you're already under the table, being suffocated by Norm's foul flatulent emissions...

Aw crap.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey, you leather-jacket-wearing, cherry-coke-drinking imperialist! This is OUR board. Shut up before I bust my glass of cherry coke on your head.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Shut up before I bust my glass of cherry coke on your head.

You shut up before I lock you in a room with Cliff Clavin.

Originally posted by periacta
The Happy Days people must not be up on their sarcastic wit... how exactly is misspelling "superior" considered "sarcastic wit"? :confused:

you must be confusing me with your third -grade math teacher :crazy:

Originally posted by Chambers
Aw crap. its ok though - there's plenty of beer nuts down there :nod:

Originally posted by Chambers
You shut up before I lock you in a room with Cliff Clavin. *Shakes up bottle of cherry coke and squirts it in your face*

Originally posted by robyrob
its ok though - there's plenty of beer nuts down there :nod:

Not anymore :(. Norm found them.

Well, if you don't get it, I'm not deigning to explain it to you.
:whistle:

Originally posted by Chambers
Not anymore :(. Norm found them. I wonder if he noticed that one of them was a dead roach. You oughta clean up your UNSANITARY Bar sometime.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
*Shakes up bottle of cherry coke and squirts it in your face*

Oh yeah? Well Carla is banging your head on the bar as we speak.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
I wonder if he noticed that one of them was a dead roach. You oughta clean up your UNSANITARY Bar sometime.

We're calling the health inspector about Arnold's - that ghastly rat-infested hell-hole!

*looks to her Jewish her heritage for guidance, grabs uzi and starts shooting off toes*

Thank you, Israel!

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh yeah? Well Carla is banging your head on the bar as we speak. She can't even REACH my head.

Eric Matthews was the best Bongo Player.

Originally posted by Chambers
We're calling the health inspector about Arnold's - that ghastly rat-infested hell-hole! Now Now...We got rid of most of the rats.

Originally posted by periacta
Well, if you don't get it, I'm not deigning to explain it to you.
:whistle: all that whistling still wont mask the sub-standard level of bongo-playing

We're holding Fonzie hostage. We went for his Achilles' heel: women. Lilith, Diane and Rebecca have drawn him into Sam's office, where he is now tied up to a chair...and oddly enjoying his role as hostage. Retreat and we'll give you Fonzie back.

Originally posted by periacta
*looks to her Jewish her heritage for guidance, grabs uzi and starts shooting off toes*

Thank you, Israel! is that how the great "analyst" would resolve her differences with others?

...as the great Freud would say, "i want my mommy"

Originally posted by Chambers
We're holding Fonzie hostage. We went for his Achilles' heel: women. Lilith, Diane and Rebecca have drawn him into Sam's office, where he is now tied up to a chair...and oddly enjoying his role as hostage. Retreat and we'll give you Fonzie back. Not if we get him back ourselves.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
She can't even REACH my head.

But she can jump.

Originally posted by Chambers
But she can jump. I can jump OVER her.

Originally posted by Chambers
We're holding Fonzie hostage. We went for his Achilles' heel: women. Lilith, Diane and Rebecca have drawn him into Sam's office, where he is now tied up to a chair...and oddly enjoying his role as hostage. Retreat and we'll give you Fonzie back. hate to break it to you, but that's Spike, he just LOOKS like the Fonz, but he's like a mini-version of him.

unfortunately he refuses to give back your women. :(

Originally posted by Chambers
But she can hump. thats what got her into this mess to begin with...

Originally posted by robyrob
hate to break it to you, but that's Spike, he just LOOKS like the Fonz, but he's like a mini-version of him.

unfortunately he refuses to give back your women. :(

Well, now. You think you're pretty smart, huh? Well Sam has Joanie. And I don't think Joanie can resist his charms for much longer.

Originally posted by robyrob
thats what got her into this mess to begin with...

HAHAHAHA
Ain't that the truth....

Ahem. Now back to the war - I mean erm "drinking contest."

Originally posted by Chambers
HAHAHAHA
Ain't that the truth....

Ahem. Now back to the war - I mean erm "drinking contest." These beernuts are stale.

Originally posted by robyrob
is that how the great "analyst" would resolve her differences with others?

...as the great Freud would say, "i want my mommy"

Yes.

Oh, great, you like Freud too? Well, not only do you have bad bongo-ing taste, but your choice of idols is obviously flawed too.

Long live Behaviourism!

Originally posted by Chambers
Well, now. You think you're pretty smart, huh? Well Sam has Joanie. And I don't think Joanie can resist his charms for much longer. hmmm, you realize that he'll go to prison for a LOOONG time for molesting a Junior Chipmunk, statuatory rape laws are all the rage now :)

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
These beernuts are stale. and this bartop doesnt even taste like real wood !

*spits out splinters of cheap, imitation wood in disgust*

Originally posted by periacta
Yes.

Oh, great, you like Freud too? Well, not only do you have bad bongo-ing taste, but your choice of idols is obviously flawed too.

Long live Behaviourism! well i dont "like" like him you know, i'm more of a follower of Buckminster Fuller and his DYMAXION MIND.

Originally posted by Matt Camden
Eric Matthews was the best Bongo Player.

I agree. :grady:

Originally posted by robyrob
and this bartop doesnt even taste like real wood !

*spits out splinters of cheap, imitation wood in disgust*

Hey hey hey! That's real oak!!

And Sam has dumped Joanie and moved to Mrs. Cunningham. Plus, we have a great lawyer at the bar who would gladly defend Sam and be sure win the case. Sure it took him years to pass his exam - but he made it!

Originally posted by robyrob
hmmm, you realize that he'll go to prison for a LOOONG time for molesting a Junior Chipmunk, statuatory rape laws are all the rage now :) Howard has reported him to the authorities for sexual harassment and child molestation. SICKO.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey hey hey! That's real oak!!

And Sam has dumped Joanie and moved to Mrs. Cunningham. Plus, we have a great lawyer at the bar who would gladly defend Sam and be sure win the case. Sure it took him years to pass his exam - but he made it! So now he's sexually harassing a married woman, eh? That dude needs to be beaten DOWN.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey hey hey! That's real oak!!

And Sam has dumped Joanie and moved to Mrs. Cunningham. Plus, we have a great lawyer at the bar who would gladly defend Sam and be sure win the case. Sure it took him years to pass his exam - but he made it! Sam will be surprised to discover that Mrs C is a dominatrix, quite adept at commandeering a man such as Sam....

lawyers? shouldnt you reprobates be serving us another beer by now? i'm not HALF as drunk as you think i am by now ohno:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
So now he's sexually harassing a married woman, eh? That dude needs to be beaten DOWN.

Nope. There's no case here. Joanie came on to him. And, knowing she's a minor, he politely told her he wasn't interested in her. Mrs. C. also was the one who came on to him. Come on - NOBODY can resist Mayday's charm!

Originally posted by Chambers
Nope. There's no case here. Joanie came on to him. And, knowing she's a minor, he politely told her he wasn't interested in her. Mrs. C. also was the one who came on to him. Come on - NOBODY can resist Mayday's charm! I'm sure he'd like everyone to believe that.

Originally posted by robyrob
Sam will be surprised to discover that Mrs C is a dominatrix, quite adept at commandeering a man such as Sam....

lawyers? shouldnt you reprobates be serving us another beer by now? i'm not HALF as drunk as you think i am by now ohno:

Oh you want a waitress to serve you more beer? Here's Diane - she'll bore you to DEATH before you finish that drink! And just in case that doesn't work - I'll have Cliff sit next to you. Hey, Cliffie! Tell him about your latest trip to Florida!

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh you want a waitress to serve you more beer? Here's Diane - she'll bore you to DEATH before you finish that drink! And just in case that doesn't work - I'll have Cliff sit next to you. Hey, Cliffie! Tell him about your latest trip to Florida! Cliff, does the story of your latest trip to florida involve hurricanes?

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh you want a waitress to serve you more beer? Here's Diane - she'll bore you to DEATH before you finish that drink! And just in case that doesn't work - I'll have Cliff sit next to you. Hey, Cliffie! Tell him about your latest trip to Florida! *throws up on Dianes shoes and into Cliff's pocket*

just put that on Norm's tab.

Originally posted by Chambers
Nope. There's no case here. Joanie came on to him. And, knowing she's a minor, he politely told her he wasn't interested in her. that's why its called statuatory rape - she is too young to give consent, so he is guilty by default.

Your lawyer must be drunker than i am - more beeeer please. :)

Originally posted by robyrob
*throws up on Dianes shoes and into Cliff's pocket*

just put that on Norm's tab.

Your barf may have scared Diane away....but Carla is no stranger to puke - be it from a child or a sleezy ex-husband. And she's learned a thing or two from them - like barfing on command!!

:barf: :barf: :barf:

Originally posted by robyrob
that's why its called statuatory rape - she is too young to give consent, so he is guilty by default.

Your lawyer must be drunker than i am - more beeeer please. :)

Hey don't insult our lawyer! He'll sue you for defamation...right after he reads his bible, "Law for Idiots."

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey don't insult our lawyer! He'll sue you for defamation...right after he reads his bible, "Law for Idiots." Hey...Can I have some BEER? What lousy service this place has.

Originally posted by Chambers
Your barf may have scared Diane away....but Carla is no stranger to puke - be it from a child or a sleezy ex-husband. And she's learned a thing or two from them - like barfing on command!!

:barf: :barf: :barf: at least she can serve a decent beer, but her high tolerance to vomit wont help her play the bongos.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey don't insult our lawyer! He'll sue you for defamation...right after he reads his bible, "Law for Idiots." and i'd like to sue this beer for fraud - it doesnt even taste like everybody wants to be my friend yet.

If you didn't notice, this is a sports bar. We don't serve geeks (except for Cliff - he's our exception). So get out. No beer for either you.

Originally posted by Chambers
If you didn't notice, this is a sports bar. We don't serve geeks (except for Cliff - he's our exception). So get out. No beer for either you. i'm a professional geek, and the only althletes in here are a second-string has-been pitcher, and a mailman with a hyperactive imagination

Fine, here's your beer.

...Bud light.

Originally posted by Chambers
Fine, here's your beer.

...Bud light. *screams in horrified revulsion*

*jumps behind bar and pulls spigot of Cheer's special draught*

Originally posted by barwars
Well we've got Arnold's super secret Malt mix



wait, no, damn.... that sucks! yes we know :)

Originally posted by robyrob
yes we know :) try the fish

Originally posted by Chambers
Fine, here's your beer.

...Bud light. WHAT? You sell beer to minors? Son of a...

Originally posted by barwars
Much better to have highschool girls making out with a 34 year old, am I right?!


The Fonz was a child-molester, plain and simple. If you wanna be technical, the "Highschool girls" were also over 18 anyways. :p

Originally posted by barwars
Much better to have highschool girls making out with a 34 year old, am I right?!


The Fonz was a child-molester, plain and simple.

EXACTLY. At least Sam has limits. He doesn't get involed with 1) minors, 2) married women and 3) women in comas.

As you can see, he politely walked away from both Joanie and Mrs. C. Unlike the Fonz, he has limits.

Originally posted by barwars
Thats why Fonzie burned down Arnolds.... the malts sucked.
At least when Cheers burned down, they made it look nice when it came back.

The new Arnold's belonged in Gunsmoke!! the fonz didnt burn down Arnolds - it was spontaneous combustion.

When they rebuilt Cheers it looked exactly the same, the New Arnold's had to be Roger-friendly :)

Originally posted by Chambers
EXACTLY. At least Sam has limits. He doesn't get involed with 1) minors, 2) married women and 3) women in comas.

As you can see, he politely walked away from both Joanie and Mrs. C. Unlike the Fonz, he has limits. Sam just wanted to be the Fonz, but baldspots and comb-over ducktails dont work :(

Originally posted by barwars
Exactly. At least when Cheers got a new "star", they stayed to their roots.
Roger can kiss Rebecca's ass.
you mean the Star of "Big Fat Actress"? - she's drooling for Ted McGinley - and a jelly donut.

Originally posted by barwars
Better bald than short. ...and there's that liquor talkin again, i keep tellin yah that's Spike.

mind the 50 foot Joanie too.

Originally posted by barwars
We can hold our liquor, unlike some hippies stuck in the 50s....

Seriously, how many times have you seen us drunk?

Originally posted by barwars
We can hold our liquor, unlike some hippies stuck in the 50s.... HEY - i'm a pseudo-hippy, stuck in the pseudo-fifties :cuss:

Originally posted by periacta
Seriously, how many times have you seen us drunk? ahhh, but how many times have i seen you NOT drunk???

Originally posted by robyrob
ahhh, but how many times have i seen you NOT drunk???

Damn. Foiled.

Originally posted by periacta
Damn. Foiled. hard to argue when you guys never leave that *@#$*% bar :cuss:

Originally posted by barwars
I am in no way supporting the end of this war, it must go on.









But, just a thought -- a joint effort to take over the Full House board.
Because, well, both shows are 10 times better.

I'm in.

And by the way robyrob - you poodle-skirt-wearing 50s junkie - at least we're old enough to go to bars!

Originally posted by barwars
I am in no way supporting the end of this war, it must go on.









But, just a thought -- a joint effort to take over the Full House board.
Because, well, both shows are 10 times better.

Good idea, barwars...as long as we don't re-create that shameful TSR incident.

Originally posted by barwars
No problem here, I dont like any FH fans.

GLISFC and The Happy Days Mafia -- ATTACK.

When do we attack?
If we win, which I'm sure we will, we should name it the Cheers Days board....and later just Cheers II, since we will have kicked those Happy Days fools out of there.

Originally posted by barwars
I am in no way supporting the end of this war, it must go on.

But, just a thought -- a joint effort to take over the Full House board.
Because, well, both shows are 10 times better. i keep telling you this isn't a war, its a dysfunctional extended family outing, and invading the Full House board would mean we'd have to insult the intelligence of writers who came up with such brilliant catch-phrases like "you got it dude!"

P.S. - were gonna need a LOT more beeer.

You should of added the fairy princess Clay Aiken on that list.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
You should of added the fairy princess Clay Aiken on that list.

Hahahaha!
Oh...don't take that comment to the ChitChat board, Brian, you'll step on quite a few people's toes!

AAAAAAAAAh Bring it on!

I voted LILITH! Haha!


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