What are they? Mine are:

Jack: Lets toast to Good Times! Happy Days!
Chrissy: Little house on the prairie!!!

Mr. Roper: Oh don't worry Jack...I told Karen all about you....
Jack: What did you tell her?
Mr. Roper: Nothing...just a little fairy story....

Janet: Chrissy!!! It's the answer to our prayers!!!
Chrissy: That's not true! Nobody prayed!
Janet: Ok Chrissy ok. [looks up] Pleaseeeee make Chrissy change her mind!
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Mr. Furley: When we were in the freezer, Jack told me he likes girls!!!!! [Janet and Terri are shocked] You know what that means right? Jack was delirious in there!!

Mr. Roper: Are you crazy?!?!! A guy living with two girls?!?! Not in my building!!!
Jack: No no it'll be strictly platonic!
Mr. Roper: What's that mean?
Mrs. Roper: Like you and me Stanley!

Mr. Roper: [talking about Jack kissing his niece] You saw what he was doing!!! He was acting normal!!

LoL i luv these quotes!

What r yours?

Stanley:What are you doing?
Jack:I'm loosening up my wrist.
Stanley:I didn't know you guys had to practice.

Chrissy:What's she got that you haven't?
Janet: spreads her fingers in front of her chest.
Chrissy:Arthritis?
Jack:Stop exaggerating, Janet, You'r making mountains out of molehills.

Jack: To Happy Days!
Janet: Good Times!
Chrissy: Little House on the Prarie.

"I'm getting married, not buried!"
-Gloria

Here are some more that I like:

Jack: "OK, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you and then we can get it on."

Chrissy: "Give that to me and I'll show you what to do."

Jack: "This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this."

Chrissy: "Maybe so, but girls are better than boys."

Jack: "Come on Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action. OK?"

Chrissy: "OK, you do your part and I'll do mine.....(They examine the curtains) I don't think it'll reach."

Jack: "Of course not! You've gotta unfold it first!"

And during this conversation Mr. Furley couldn't believe what he was hearing.


Mr. Roper: Helen, you should move to India! You'd be sacred there!
Mrs. Roper: Sacred, but contented!

Here's more:

Janet: Chrissy, can I ask u a question? Do you....dig Jack?
Chrissy: Well...do you?
Janet: I asked you first!!! Would you ever...you know..
Chrissy: With Jack?
Janet: Yup
Chrissy: No
Janet: Really?
Chrissy: Well not unless he asked me too! I don't like to be rude!

Mr. Roper: The car was overheated!
Mrs. Roper: So was I!

Jack: [talking about a restaurant]Janet, do you remember what I told you I really wanted when I first moved in, more than anything?
Janet: Yes!!! And the answer is still no!

Chrissy: Jack is really a very nice person. He just hasn't been around children very long.
Jack: I live with you don't I!!!!

"eat your salad before it gets cold"-Chrissy

"this breakfast is good enough to eat"-Chrissy

"when I was your age I was thirteen too!"-Chrissy

"well what did I do?"-Chrissy

"then why don't you oil it (snort snort)"-Chrissy

"o no, you don't"-Chrissy

Janet: Chrissy, did you close the door?

Chrissy: Why is it always me? Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy! Why not Jack!

Jack: Did you leave the door open?

Chrissy: Well, yes........

Mr. Furley: She sure seems to have taken a motherly interest in you!
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Jack: You ruined that girl!
RF: I didn't even touch her!

Cindy: [answering to Jack's proposal] Yes. Yes Jack I will marry you!
Jack: No no no! See now you don't HAVE to marry me.
Cindy: Oh Jack I promise to be a good wife! I'll give you lots of love and care and....
Jack: No no but you see you're not pregnant!
Cindy: Well I'll give you that too!!!

I was cracking up when I saw that last night!!!

13 year old Laurie: I only did it because I love you!

Jack: Laurie, sit down. Let me have a little talk with you. You see, there are all different kinds of love. You love your mommy, you love your friends, you love your dog.

Laurie: I don't have a dog. I have a cat.

Jack: Ok then you love your cat.

Laurie: i HATE my cat.