Worship the almighty Dr. Phil :notworthy

I :heart: Dr. Phil. :notworthy :notworthy

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Worship the almighty Dr. Phil :notworthy

UGH... HE HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!

j/k :p

YAY! I finally found my haven. Of philness

GOdly

Magestic

Originally posted by *A TV People*
GOdly

:faint:

-- and btw, I love your avatar.

Tellin da bitches how it be.

Originally posted by consentida
:faint:

-- and btw, I love your avatar. Many thanks, fellow worshipper, and welcome :wave:

pumpkin: W00tage, Ashlee.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
pumpkin: W00tage, Ashlee. Dr. Phil makes the people come together :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Dr. Phil makes the people come together :)
*sniffle* :nod:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Many thanks, fellow worshipper, and welcome :wave:

You're welcome.:wave:

Thanks for the Av and position Ashlee

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*sniffle* :nod: You don't even know who he is:(

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
Thanks for the Av and position Ashlee
Ditto to the avatar part. :grr: ahaha.

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
You don't even know who he is:(
Yes I do! And I know he brings people together... obviously. :grady:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yes I do! And I know he brings people together... obviously. :grady: :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yes I do! And I know he brings people together... obviously. :grady: You did say you didn't know. Therefore I'm raising you to third chair and making Jonathan second chair. :rolleyes:

But third chair is still pretty good :D

Hey now, Hank kingsley

Originally posted by I am Him
Hey now, Hank kingsley Wrong thread.

I will now summon Dr. Phil to eat you with my powers. :angryfire

Originally posted by *A TV People*
You did say you didn't know. Therefore I'm raising you to third chair and making Jonathan second chair. :rolleyes:

But third chair is still pretty good :D Make that fourth chair. I'm giving consentida the priveledge of third chair :)

Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear
Sealed with lies through so many tears
Lost from within, pursuing the end
I fight for the chance to be lied to again

You will never be strong enough
You will never be good enough
You were never conceived in love
You will not rise above

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to beat this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

But through my tears breaks a blinding light
Birthing a dawn to this endless night
Arms outstretched, awaiting me
An open embrace upon a bleeding tree

Rest in me and I'll comfort you
I have lived and I died for you
Abide in me and I vow to you
I will never forsake you

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

Rest in me and I'll comfort you
I have lived yet died for you
Abide in me and I vow to you
I will never forsake you

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Make that fourth chair. I'm giving consentida the priveledge of third chair :)

:rock: Thanks.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
You did say you didn't know. Therefore I'm raising you to third chair and making Jonathan second chair. :rolleyes:

But third chair is still pretty good :D yay

Originally posted by safety pin
Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear
Sealed with lies through so many tears
Lost from within, pursuing the end
I fight for the chance to be lied to again

You will never be strong enough
You will never be good enough
You were never conceived in love
You will not rise above

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to beat this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

But through my tears breaks a blinding light
Birthing a dawn to this endless night
Arms outstretched, awaiting me
An open embrace upon a bleeding tree

Rest in me and I'll comfort you
I have lived and I died for you
Abide in me and I vow to you
I will never forsake you

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me

Rest in me and I'll comfort you
I have lived yet died for you
Abide in me and I vow to you
I will never forsake you

They'll never see
I'll never be
I've struggled on and on to feed this hunger
Burning deep inside of me Be gone, unworthy citizen :mad:

Phil of the Present:) Sorry Lynn

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Make that fourth chair. I'm giving consentida the priveledge of third chair :)
What?!

FORGET DR. PHIL, THEN. -_-

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
What?!

FORGET DR. PHIL, THEN. -_- 3rd and a half chair? :(

Aw ef you, the powers of Dr. Phil make you worthless, you ingrate.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
You did say you didn't know.
NOPE.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
3rd and a half chair? :(

Aw ef you, the powers of Dr. Phil make you worthless, you ingrate.
Wuteva.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
What?!

FORGET DR. PHIL, THEN. -_- Don't be such a woman:mad:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Wuteva. You...you what? You replace Dr. Phil with that scumbag?

THIS DECLARES WAR! :mad:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Wuteva. Rarrrrr

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
Don't be such a woman:mad:
*pokes* Shut up.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
You...you what? You replace Dr. Phil with that scumbag?

THIS DECLARES WAR! :mad:
Shut up! That's Jacks... Uncle! :lookaroun :grr: I can't resist his hottness. :o

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*pokes* Shut up. Yes Ma'am. Chad was right. I AM whipped

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
Yes Ma'am. Chad was right. I AM whipped
You're just cranky 'cause you're on your period. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Shut up! That's Jacks... Uncle! :lookaroun :grr: I can't resist his hottness. :o LIE! Now get out. This thread is for those only who are willing to worship one Dr. Phil.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
LIE! Now get out. This thread is for those only who are willing to worship one Dr. Phil.
I post where I want. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/MacGyverGurl/s5.gif

Originally posted by *A TV People*
This thread is for those only who are willing to worship one Dr. Phil.


props: props: props:

..Originally posted by *A TV People*
LIE! Now get out. This thread is for those only who are willing to worship one Dr. Phil.


I'm willing to worship Dr Phil:wave: ...can't get enough of the sexy baldness don't you just want to rub his head! :notworthy

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I post where I want. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/MacGyverGurl/s5.gif Leave! (Get Out)

Originally posted by Aimee_Says
..


I'm willing to worship Dr Phil:wave: ...can't get enough of the sexy baldness don't you just want to rub his head! :notworthy It's blood! Welcome to the Dr. Phil Sanctuary. And yes. Yes I do.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Leave! (Get Out)
.___________O

Originally posted by consentida
props: props: props: Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Dr. Phil Anthem :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Dr. Phil Anthem :) LOL

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
.___________O Go buy a mop, woman:angryfire :livid:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL -_-

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Dr. Phil Anthem :) What tools?

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Dr. Phil Anthem :)


*Salutes* *claps* *wipes off tear of happiness*


Very well done child, very well done.

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
Go buy a mop, woman:angryfire :livid:
Wut 4?!!11one235:wave: :happyface :lol: :talk:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Wut 4?!!11one235:wave: :happyface :lol: :talk: NOOOO. You are too jolly

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Dr. Phil Anthem :)

patriot:

Originally posted by Aimee_Says
*Salutes* *claps* *wipes off tear of happiness*


Very well done child, very well done. SHUT UP AND PUT UR HAND OVER UR HEART :mad:

Dr. Phil 4 President!!!11!










:grr:

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
NOOOO. You are too jolly
:rolleyes: :o :mad: :crazy: :happyface :eek:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Dr. Phil 4 President!!!11!










:grr:
:rofl: At your avatar. :p

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Dr. Phil 4 President!!!11!










:grr: I'd vote for him. Fake my age and stuffiez I would.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I'd vote for him. Fake my age and stuffiez I would.

Yeah, me too. He'd make a great Prez.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rofl: At your avatar. :p

Why skank you.

Originally posted by consentida
Yeah, me too. He'd make a great Prez. Yeah he'd all...talk people until they were smart. :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Yeah he'd all...talk people until they were smart. :)

Not to mention target the problem instead of letting it go;)

Originally posted by Aimee_Says
Not to mention target the problem instead of letting it go;) Of course. And I take that advice literally. :)

Oh Beautiful
For Spacious Head
For Amazing truths to tell
For purple when he gets real pissed
At the mean ol' scumbag dad!
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Oh DRRRRR. Phil
Please shead your grace on thee
And tell the fools
to use their tools
oh so wiselllyyyyyyyy

Originally posted by Aimee_Says
Not to mention target the problem instead of letting it go;)

Most definitely. And he'll address us from the oval office every tuesday. The series would be called "A Nation In Crisis." ;)

Originally posted by consentida
Most definitely. And he'll address us from the oval office every tuesday. The series would be called "A Nation In Crisis." ;) Ohhhh :drool:

That's hot. He's a pimp :ladiesman

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
That's hot. He's a pimp :ladiesman OI OI OI OIUUUUUUU *paints self in ceremonial symbols and colors and dances around picture of Dr. Phil*

Originally posted by *A TV People*
OI OI OI OIUUUUUUU *paints self in ceremonial symbols and colors and dances around picture of Dr. Phil* YEEHAW

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
YEEHAW *whips* Get on yo ass, second chair.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
*whips* Get on yo ass, second chair.

:bd: :whip

Originally posted by consentida
:bd: :whip :eek: Big Daddy...supports...this thread?

OMG...Heaven.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
:eek: Big Daddy...supports...this thread?

OMG...Heaven.


OF COURSE HE DOES! :bd:

Originally posted by consentida
OF COURSE HE DOES! :bd: Woooooooow :drool:

*sings anthem*

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Woooooooow :drool:

*sings anthem*

*joins in* patriot:

Originally posted by consentida
*joins in* patriot: :o :o :o :chorus:

This thread is officially closed for now and will re-open at 7:00am eastern time. Thanks and God Bless :)

open yet?

What an amusing thread :lol:
I mean...

:notworthy All hail Dr. Phil!! :notworthy

*tiptoes out the back door*

Originally posted by Zuzzy
What an amusing thread :lol:
I mean...

:notworthy All hail Dr. Phil!! :notworthy

*tiptoes out the back door* MUCH BETTER!:livid:

I've met drunken idiots in somebody's basement in 1988 that could could give better advice than this fat hick phony.

Originally posted by dlemond
I've met drunken idiots in somebody's basement in 1988 that could could give better advice than this fat hick phony. hello:wave:

Originally posted by dlemond
I've met drunken idiots in somebody's basement in 1988 that could could give better advice than this fat hick phony. I was born in '88:crazy:

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
I was born in '88:crazy:

well maybe that is why you are naive enough to believe in a charlatan.

I can wait while you go look that up.

Unless this whole thread is sarcastic and you and you think this tool is sham. Or this sham is a tool.

It works either way, you can get better advice from a box of cereal.

Originally posted by dlemond
well maybe that is why you are naive enough to believe in a charlatan.

I can wait while you go look that up.

Unless this whole thread is sarcastic and you and you think this tool is sham. Or this sham is a tool.

It works either way, you can get better advice from a box of cereal. Who say's I needed to look that up? He may be a charlatan, but I am definitely not.:mad: Yarrrrr:grr:

listen kiddo, if you are having fun about this half wit that is cool.


since you don't answer any questions, I am assuming you are just being a tool yourself.

so go f yourself while you have the chance.
7th grade starts next week.

:)

But cereal does give great advice as well....

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
He may be a charlatan, but I am definitely not.

That makes no sense in the context of this conversation.

Originally posted by dlemond
listen kiddo, if you are having fun about this half wit that is cool.


since you don't answer any questions, I am assuming you are just being a tool yourself.

so go f yourself while you have the chance.
7th grade starts next week.

:) I am having plenty of fun talking about Phil.

Aren't we all just tools in modern society? Think about it, if one place fell into an economic downfall, many others would follow. That's what happened with the great depression. As soon as credit was widely introduced across america, everything was put on credit. When payments failed to come in, bank's would be flooded with millions of loan requests. As soon as all of the banks declared bankruptcy, who would everybody else turn to? The other tools, even though they had the same agony to withstand.

I choose not to f myself, for I feel that it is morally indecent. So with saying all that, I guess that I will see you next week?:rock:

Originally posted by dlemond
That makes no sense in the context of this conversation. I am just simply stating that I'm not a quack:lol: Nothing more:)

I have to go now. Goodbye:wave:

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
I am having plenty of fun talking about Phil.

Aren't we all just tools in modern society? Think about it, if one place fell into an economic downfall, many others would follow. That's what happened with the great depression. As soon as credit was widely introduced across america, everything was put on credit. When payments failed to come in, bank's would be flooded with millions of loan requests. As soon as all of the banks declared bankruptcy, who would everybody else turn to? The other tools, even though they had the same agony to withstand.

I choose not to f myself, for I feel that it is morally indecent. So with saying all that, I guess that I will see you next week?:rock: You ****ing rule, Jonathan :lol:

If one wishes not to hail the Almighty Dr. Phil, one must leave (get out)

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
I am having plenty of fun talking about Phil.

Aren't we all just tools in modern society? Think about it, if one place fell into an economic downfall, many others would follow. That's what happened with the great depression. As soon as credit was widely introduced across america, everything was put on credit. When payments failed to come in, bank's would be flooded with millions of loan requests. As soon as all of the banks declared bankruptcy, who would everybody else turn to? The other tools, even though they had the same agony to withstand.

I choose not to f myself, for I feel that it is morally indecent. So with saying all that, I guess that I will see you next week?:rock:

Sure, I remember all the credit card companies scrambling for their cash. That's what happened in the class you made up in your sleep.

Hey stoner, it's pretty freaking apparent that you are out of it.

I would suggest making friends, instead of unfounded claims of intelligence.

Originally posted by dlemond
Sure, I remember all the credit card companies scrambling for their cash. That's what happened in the class you made up in your sleep.

Hey stoner, it's pretty freaking apparent that you are out of it.

I would suggest making friends, instead of unfounded claims of intelligence. You're hurting our feelings :crying:

*calls Dr. Phil Show* Maybe we can work this out. :)

Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone
We can work it out
We can work it out

Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out and get it straight, or say good night
We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long
We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long
We can work it out
We can work it out

this is redik :happyface

My mother always says that shes taking me to Dr Phil. :grr: He's creepy.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
My mother always says that shes taking me to Dr Phil. :grr: He's creepy. HOW DARE YOU! Now go to the shrine and bow :o

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
My mother always says that shes taking me to Dr Phil. :grr: He's creepy.


My dad says Dr. Phil is a pompous ass but do I say Dr.Phil is creepy? NO. Dr. Phil rules all. patriot:

Originally posted by consentida
My dad says Dr. Phil is a pompous ass but do I say Dr.Phil is creepy? NO. Dr. Phil rules all. patriot: :lol: pompous ass lol...I gotta use that one more.

My mom thinks Dr. Phil is crazy. :o

Originally posted by dlemond
Sure, I remember all the credit card companies scrambling for their cash. That's what happened in the class you made up in your sleep.

Hey stoner, it's pretty freaking apparent that you are out of it.

I would suggest making friends, instead of unfounded claims of intelligence. YAY! I'm a stoner:lol:

Originally posted by ILoveTheGirls
YAY! I'm a stoner:lol: That's okay. We can sign you up for Dr. Phil's show. :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
That's okay. We can sign you up for Dr. Phil's show. :)

And I'll be in the audience for moral support. :)

Thank ya kindly:)

I wonder if Dr. Phil would accept helping one with bad hair anxiety. :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I wonder if Dr. Phil would accept helping one with bad hair anxiety. :) Why?

Although they don't work, LOL, his Shape Up Bars are yummy... all except the Chocolate Peanut Butter one, though. Those honestly make me want to PUKE. :barf: