knows it all

Is going to cheerleader camp from August 1-4

:lol:

gets kicked in the balls on a daily basis

Last time she took a bath was in 2002.

Hits on people who bath only once every three years.

has 3 eyes on her butt

Damn those zits!!!



Has two wooden legs and lives dangerously by playing with fire.

^ displays pictures of her itching powder victims as avatars.

has her father in avatar

^ wishes it were their father

is a has-been actress

^ jealous cause they were never on Hollywood Squares

lives behind a toilet

lives in the toliet

^ built the toilet

craped all over the toilet

has a toilet sitting on the porch

^^^ Wishes Nip Tuck would be cancelled^^^

is a senior citizen

Didn't make it to the audition for Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

is scratching his butt.

Senior year was in 4th grade.

is dead

is kicked in the nuts a number of times.

Is unemployed.

lives in a trash can

lives in the woods.

Didn't make it to the audition for Queer Eye For The Straight Guy :rofl:

is a fish eyed fool

Despises macho TV, and prefers to watch Gardening shows ;)

has no interests

is a fish eyed fool
:rofl:

Is on house arrest

birthday was on May 23rd

joined January 4, 1900

joined back in 1805

Is a pop eyed fool

eats poop

thinks her location matters a lot! :lol:

Tried to end his/her life by attempting to jump off the bridge in his/her avatar but realized that life was o so important to end.

Has a big bald head

Has a big bald head
^^^Has never visited Aberdeen Mississippi ^^^

Tried to end his/her life by attempting to jump off the bridge in his/her avatar but realized that life was o so important to end. :lol: Im a guy, btw

Joined 5 years ago.

^^^ Refuses to post an avatar featuring stick people ^^^

doesnt even know the name of the bridge in his avatar.

Is still learning how to spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

^^^ Would rather hear the Country bear band than Hendrix ^^^ :lol:

Hey - THEY rock!!! :rock:


Like Kramer with the East River, swims in the Welland Canal....naked.

^^^ Is the "Orangeville Streaker" ^^^ ;) hehe thx for the idea, Cathie ;)

lives in an alley

^^^ Isnt sexy ^^^

lives in a bar

Goes to Mr. T's barber.

lives in a gopher's hole.

^^^Smashed up the A-Team's van^^^

blew up the bridge in the avatar.

is 99 years old

weighed 300lbs in 1rst grade.

is a murderer

Lives on the street.

keeps all his prized possessions in a box marked "crap"

blew up the bridge in the avatar. :lol:

^^^Has never dated Anne Heche^^^ :lol:

wants to trade lives with a telephone

has an I.Q. of a raisin.

melts when it is hot

has a 10th nipple

^^^ Singlehandedly lost the Civil war for the south ^^^

doesn't have money, so you pay for things with paper

^^^Doesnt have paper, so makes notes on money^^^

cant smell

cant read or write

cant drive

^^^Lifes ambition is to wear that loud shirt shown on mr-T in the pic^^^

Is drunk.

^^^Is actually that yellow fish^^^

Cant follow directions

is the guy getting kicked in avatar

Is 6 months pregnant

is 12 months pregnant

Is going into labor right now.

^^^Can no longer have kids ( ouch ) ^^^

Is a cassanova

^^^Doesnt know where his keys are^^^

is a heart donor

has Chicken Pox

^^^Never plays these games^^^

never posted on this board before

has nuts

^^^Has never joined this forum site^^^

Has junk cars in his front yard.

Is my mom

^^^Would like to see Carrie Underwood deported ^^^

Has been here on SO for over a thousand years

Was in jail from July 10 to the 17th

^^^Was her cellmate^^^

^^^^^^^failed 10th grade 127 times.^^^^^^^

^^^Failed Kindergarten 128 times^^^

Job pays him 8 dollars a day.

laid an egg earlier

has 5 chins

has a baby

^^^Enjoys annoying everyone with that flashing square in his avatar ;) ^^^

hates every single person in this world

Job pays him 8 dollars a day.
Sadly, you arent that far off :( :p

^^^Really IS a stunned looking sponge^^^

:lol:


considers going outside a vacation

^^^Lives under the sea...in an abandonned Buick!!! :lol:

:lol:

doesn't make up stuff on this thread

has wax in her ears.

has boogers in his nose

has hair growing in her butt.

has a big fat nose

butt crack is deeper than the grand canyon.

butt is bigger than all the planets combined

has 45 husbands

cant get a girl

cant get a dog.

cant get nothing

has grey hairs all over his body.

wears leather boots.

hates women

hates money.

Thinks XBox is retarted

put Carrie in a headlock.

has an ugly car.

has no shoes

has 1 million condoms hidden in his closet.

leaves the light on when he sleeps.

is a wrestler

Eats 5 sticks of Butter for breakfast.

^^^Has never kissed a girl, but, chimpanzees....woohooo!!!^^^

is 143 years old.

^^^Is 178 years old,,,and my Dad^^^

has 20 lovers at once

married his sister who is his grandpa who is his mom

has hair coming out of her panties.

his mommy wants to help him out of the trash can so she can give him a bath.

has an ugly house

smells

has a fishy smell coming from under her dress.

is ugly

has peanuts for brains

cant walk straight

has no arms

has no legs

has no clothes

lives under the house

^^^Is in love with Mr Knowitall^^^

has a 40 year old son

has no eyes

has a 40 year old son
Yes, I became a father at 3, I was so proud!!! :)

^^^Likes to dress up as Raven-Symone^^^

lives under water

has a jerry curl.

has a low IQ

has 6 toes on each feet.

eats dirt

has a foot fungus

has a foot fungus
That's gross. :p

picks nose for fun

has a pet possum.

food-tester for a living

Avatar guy needs a haircut.

talks to herself

your mom goes to college. :p

mom is a sophmore in highschool

lives in Buffalo, New York

is a buffalo

was raised by buffalo

weighed 200lbs at birth.

family members in avatar.

is Cookie Monster's puppeteer

is on fire

was born cross-eyed

likes to write on walls

went to drug rehab last year

lives under the Golden Gate bridge.

^^^Eats a balanced breakfast of chocolate chips and Oreos^^^

ate a part of that bridge.

main transportation is a scooter

plays with fire.

^^^Keeps getting on top of me^^^

plays with fire.
You know I do! ;) :drool: :rofl:

enjoys milking cows

likes to get high in the bathroom

doesn't take showers

has a evil twin

on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list

burned down the golden gate bridge

terrorized the kids on Sesame Street

lol!!!!

walks with a cane

is a science experiment gone wrong

spent 14,000 dollars on marijuana

^^^Is shown here in a police video, disposing of one of his many illegitimate children^^^

IS the guy in the blue shirt with wires hanging out running around London this morning.

^^^Is a beautiful and ....oops sarcastic edition.....looks like Popeye in drag ;)^^^

has 16 fingers

has a black tounge.

has had his head fall off

^^^Has been arrested several times for breaking into Raven-Symones dressing room and stealing her used Kleenex^^^

:rofl: Jumped off the bridge in his avatar

You're lucky you CORRECTED that one Buddy!!! :lol:


Is a co-founder of the Bloc. :p And speaks like Jean Chretian

is the animal in avatar

got married when he was 8.

has 9 wives

has no clothes on.

lives in a mansion, but has no clothes to put on.

can't afford bubblegum

told raven symone she was ugly.

is a child

drives the school bus.

has no head

wears raven's skirt

played the scary cat boy in The Grudge

has no ears

walks around the local mall dressed up as Batman

Eats dinner sitting on the toilet (the bumped thread gave me the idea :D )

Eats dinner sitting on the toilet (the bumped thread gave me the idea :D )
What bumped thread? :lol:

hates animals

What bumped thread? :lol:

hates animals


This one!! :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=74701


licks fingers after finishing dinner and other "things'. :p :lol:

This one!! :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=74701


licks fingers after finishing dinner and other "things'. :p :lol:
Oh God. :lol:

likes to wear tighty whities on her head

has 1 telephone in their house.

has boobs.

meant to spell screen name "moooo" but can't spell

Is American.

Is Canadian

Doesn't really like cookie monster.

left Texas

Actually KNOWS the way to Sesame Street

left Texas


I wish!

works at a nursing home.

meant to spell screen name "moooo" but can't spell :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^^Failed Kindergarten 4 times....when he was 12^^^

has 100000000 kids

has 100000000 kids
thats right.......................SON!!!!

^^^Fingerpaints with chocolate syrup^^^

has had his eyes fall out in a sword fight

doesnt take showers.

thinks its 1962

think its 2134.

lives in a box marked "10 Cent Whore"

has a pet monkey

has had a monkey come out his butt

was born in 2003

is pregnant

likes to drink grease

works 20 hours a day for 10 cents a day

sleeps in the park

is homeless

sleeps in Raven's car.

I wish :lol:

Is an inventor

:lol:


Doesnt think Raven is cool.

hates Sesame Street

dials 911 and hang up.

has been arrested

likes to smoke pot in front of TSR studios.