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Dutabi84
08-19-2004, 02:36 PM
Bear Passes Out After Only 36 Beers


SEATTLE (Reuters) - A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.


Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.


They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.



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dawsongirl
08-19-2004, 02:38 PM
:lol:

Drunk bears.

Brent88
08-19-2004, 03:19 PM
Oh god.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chambers
08-19-2004, 03:24 PM
It's not the bear's fault. It's the government's fault. High unemployment, crime and violence are leading more and more hard-working bears to the bottle.

MaryElizabeth
08-19-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
It's not the bear's fault. It's the government's fault. High unemployment, crime and violence are leading more and more hard-working bears to the bottle. :lol: That's the funniest comment I've seen all damn day.

EmoJoe
08-19-2004, 07:31 PM
:rofl:

EmoJoe
08-19-2004, 07:31 PM
:rofl:

PZelda
08-19-2004, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
It's not the bear's fault. It's the government's fault. High unemployment, crime and violence are leading more and more hard-working bears to the bottle.

:crying: OMG....That's so true. I wish I could do SOMETHING to help...I hate to see them become alcoholics. :(

Cactus Jack
08-19-2004, 08:02 PM
:rotflmao:

EmoJoe
08-19-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
It's not the bear's fault. It's the government's fault. High unemployment, crime and violence are leading more and more hard-working bears to the bottle. :yeahthat
We should stop being cruel to bears :crying: :crying:
I need a tissue :crying: :crying:
Bears are forced to drink! Why are we doing this? Why? WHY?!! :mad: :crying:

Dutabi84
08-19-2004, 08:12 PM
He won't even be able to afford rehab, either.

crystals
08-20-2004, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Chambers
It's not the bear's fault. It's the government's fault. High unemployment, crime and violence are leading more and more hard-working bears to the bottle.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sterling Holobyte
08-20-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Dutabi84
Bear Passes Out After Only 36 Beers

Wuss! ;)

spunkygirl
08-20-2004, 01:08 PM
:rofl: that poor bear

what's next bunny rabbits smoking marijuana :eek: :lol: