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:rofl:

:rofl: someone should make up captions for those.

:rotflmao:

Whoa! :lol:

omg :lol:

Originally posted by Penny Lane
7.

i know people that do that.

...i hate rednecks, I cant believe how much comedy central has been playing Blue Collar Comedy ****

:rofl:

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
...i hate rednecks,

I don't like them either. They are one of the biggest embarrassments to the United States. They are the people you hope visitors to the United States never see.

Originally posted by I am Him
I don't like them either. They are one of the biggest embarrassments to the United States. They are the people you hope visitors to the United States never see.

They're human beings too, there's tons of non rednecks I hope visitors to the US never meet either :rolleyes: :lol:

And the sad thing...at my high school, there's a REALLY high contingent of people who claim to be PROUD of being a redneck. *shudders*

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
They're human beings too,

Well human beings wear shoes and shirts and have teeth. Red Necks don't qualify :lol:

Originally posted by Seth Thrasher
And the sad thing...at my high school, there's a REALLY high contingent of people who claim to be PROUD of being a redneck. *shudders*

:nod: same here.


I dunno, I'm not a very big fan of rednecks, just b/c the ones I know are all loud and crude, but I know a couple of rednecks who are decent, and I definitely know that not all rednecks are bad. But there definitely are a ton in my Hickville town.

Great pictures btw! :lol:

I'm mainly just SICK of the blue collar comedy craze

I mean, they just make jokes about bodily functions etc, it ridiculously stupid

Originally posted by Penny Lane
1.

who the hell would drive that?

Originally posted by I am Him
Well human beings wear shoes and shirts and have teeth. Red Necks don't qualify :lol:

:lol: Not always, I hate wearing shoes, and only wear them when I have to go somewhere, that hardly makes me a redneck.

So I guess aboriginies are rednecks too, they neither wear shirts nor shoes, and my grandfather didn't have teeth, so I guess he's a redneck too :rolleyes: :p

ive never understood what the hell a redneck iz.

Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
who the hell would drive that?

You'd be suprised

Originally posted by safety pin
ive never understood what the hell a redneck iz.

Watch the tv show cops. Plenty of rednecks on there.

I don't hate poor, uneducated Southerners.
I hate those fat cats in the government who don't do anything to improve poverty and education.

:rotflmao:

:rofl:

Originally posted by Chambers
I don't hate poor, uneducated Southerners.
I hate those fat cats in the government who don't do anything to improve poverty and education. True. However, I live in a place rampant with rednecks. And it's not in the South. They aren't all that bad off, some of them. They just don't give a ****. We have decent school systems here. They don't care about that either. There are some rednecks around here that are too lazy to get a job or get off their ass. There are no hope for these individuals. And yes, the ARE rednecks. I live here, I should know. And they have bumperstickers on their FORD trucks that say stuff like Proud to be a redneck. Most of them are guys and will never get laid. You don't have to be poor and uneducated to be a redneck.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
...i hate rednecks, I cant believe how much comedy central has been playing Blue Collar Comedy ****

Took the words right out of my mouth.
Rednecks blow.

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
True. However, I live in a place rampant with rednecks. And it's not in the South. They aren't all that bad off, some of them. They just don't give a ****. We have decent school systems here. They don't care about that either. There are some rednecks around here that are too lazy to get a job or get off their ass. There are no hope for these individuals. And yes, the ARE rednecks. I live here, I should know. And they have bumperstickers on their FORD trucks that say stuff like Proud to be a redneck. Most of them are guys and will never get laid. You don't have to be poor and uneducated to be a redneck.

That's why I admire Paris Hilton.
She's breaking boundaries.
Living proof that you don't need to be poor to be white trash.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: Not always, I hate wearing shoes, and only wear them when I have to go somewhere, that hardly makes me a redneck.

So I guess aboriginies are rednecks too, they neither wear shirts nor shoes, and my grandfather didn't have teeth, so I guess he's a redneck too :rolleyes: :p

Well -- 2 out of 3 still qualifies you as a human being.

But once you hit the jackpot -- redneck.






;)

:rotflmao: Those pics are great.

I loved #3, I know some people who would do that too :)

Ya know, I can't believe how much generalization is going on here for a group of people. Rednecks aren't "white trash" (as is being described here by some) REdnecks are just "good 'ol boys" They are generally laid back, but most DO have jobs and aren't really all ignorant.

I'm proud to be a Redneck. It's not something you can totally.Rednecks are often defined as people with lack of sophistication. For most people that is a good definition, but not all. Only other Rednecks can truly understand and appreciate other Rednecks.

So in short...stop saying you hate people you haven't even met...Grow up!

D
Redneck and Proud of it!

Originally posted by Ags2000
I loved #3, I know some people who would do that too :)

Ya know, I can't believe how much generalization is going on here for a group of people. Rednecks aren't "white trash" (as is being described here by some) REdnecks are just "good 'ol boys" They are generally laid back, but most DO have jobs and aren't really all ignorant.

I'm proud to be a Redneck. It's not something you can totally.Rednecks are often defined as people with lack of sophistication. For most people that is a good definition, but not all. Only other Rednecks can truly understand and appreciate other Rednecks.

So in short...stop saying you hate people you haven't even met...Grow up!

D
Redneck and Proud of it! You wouldn't like the rednecks in my town. You'd probably call them "wannabes"

what the hell is a redneck anyway, someone who does weird stuff..

Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
You wouldn't like the rednecks in my town. You'd probably call them "wannabes"


LOL yeah there are ALOT of wannabes

D

Originally posted by Ags2000
I loved #3, I know some people who would do that too :)

Ya know, I can't believe how much generalization is going on here for a group of people. Rednecks aren't "white trash" (as is being described here by some) REdnecks are just "good 'ol boys" They are generally laid back, but most DO have jobs and aren't really all ignorant.

I'm proud to be a Redneck. It's not something you can totally.Rednecks are often defined as people with lack of sophistication. For most people that is a good definition, but not all. Only other Rednecks can truly understand and appreciate other Rednecks.

So in short...stop saying you hate people you haven't even met...Grow up!

D
Redneck and Proud of it!

:clap

I'm from Kentucky, so I come from a long line of Rednecks. I hope I marry a Redneck woman.

Originally posted by safety pin
what the hell is a redneck anyway, someone who does weird stuff..

They get the term redneck from like, farmers, being bent over they're necks get sunburned, at least that's what I've always heard.

Originally posted by Ags2000
I loved #3, I know some people who would do that too :)

Ya know, I can't believe how much generalization is going on here for a group of people. Rednecks aren't "white trash" (as is being described here by some) REdnecks are just "good 'ol boys" They are generally laid back, but most DO have jobs and aren't really all ignorant.

I'm proud to be a Redneck. It's not something you can totally.Rednecks are often defined as people with lack of sophistication. For most people that is a good definition, but not all. Only other Rednecks can truly understand and appreciate other Rednecks.

So in short...stop saying you hate people you haven't even met...Grow up!

D
Redneck and Proud of it!

I agree with that, I'm not even a redneck, but I was getting kinda offended by what people were saying, just b/c I'm friends with some people who are "rednecks".

Like I said in my post that most of the "rednecks" I know are really loud and crude, and offensive, but definitely they're not all like that, hell, I know a ton of people who are from a whole different kind of "environment" and they're not rednecks and they're loud, crude and offensive also. I know a lot of rednecks that are also really nice people and cool to hang out with. Whatever kinda group you're in you'll always get some good and some bad

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
I agree with that, I'm not even a redneck, but I was getting kinda offended by what people were saying, just b/c I'm friends with some people who are "rednecks".

Like I said in my post that most of the "rednecks" I know are really loud and crude, and offensive, but definitely they're not all like that, hell, I know a ton of people who are from a whole different kind of "environment" and they're not rednecks and they're loud, crude and offensive also. I know a lot of rednecks that are also really nice people and cool to hang out with. Whatever kinda group you're in you'll always get some good and some bad agreed. but not here. Everything's extreme.

wow.. what a bunch of snobs

What is the facination with being redneck? Are you not aware everyone is laughing at you?

Originally posted by I am Him
What is the facination with being redneck? Are you not aware everyone is laughing at you?

I'm aware that people who need to try to feel big do it by making fun of people who they THINK are lower then them. To paraphrase a wise old man "Who's the more fool? The fool or the fool who makes fun of him?"

D

I dont mind that they exist, I just want them to get the hell off of my TV set, and I dont want to hear people talk about how cool they are.


I hate anyone who is proud to be poor. What I really dont understand, is how so many people who are proud of their poverty are conservative, it just plain doesnt make any sense, that goes counter the soi-distant American dream.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape

I hate anyone who is proud to be poor. What I really dont understand, is how so many people who are proud of their poverty are conservative, it just plain doesnt make any sense, that goes counter the soi-distant American dream.

Because in addition to being poor, rednecks are also intolerant. That's why they seek to live out in wooded areas. They seek to escape the diversity of civilization.

Originally posted by I am Him
Because in addition to being poor, rednecks are also intolerant. That's why they seek to live out in wooded areas. They seek to escape the diversity of civilization.
Oh wow....that's a bunch of crap.

Rednecks...hmm. It's kind of discrimination, huh? If someone were to post a whole bunch of pictures being mean to Mexicans or African-Americans, this thread would be shut down really fast. I don't see why we can make fun of white people. Isn't it the same thing?

Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
Oh wow....that's a bunch of crap.

Rednecks...hmm. It's kind of discrimination, huh? If someone were to post a whole bunch of pictures being mean to Mexicans or African-Americans, this thread would be shut down really fast. I don't see why we can make fun of white people. Isn't it the same thing?

No.

This thread is making fun of red necks. Not white people in general.

Furthurmore redneck is not a race. It's a lifestyle.

Originally posted by I am Him
No.

This thread is making fun of red necks. Not white people in general.

Furthurmore redneck is not a race. It's a lifestyle. Exactly.

I don't find this thread insulting... if any redneck were to look at it and not be able to laugh (or at least appreciate the joking manner), then they would need to get a grip.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I dont mind that they exist, I just want them to get the hell off of my TV set, and I dont want to hear people talk about how cool they are.


I hate anyone who is proud to be poor. What I really dont understand, is how so many people who are proud of their poverty are conservative, it just plain doesnt make any sense, that goes counter the soi-distant American dream.

That is a very asanine statement. Not all Rednecks are poor. I'm a Redneck and I can honestly say I am ANYTHING put poor. That is just a stereotype that some people try to put on Rednecks that is false.

D

Originally posted by Cashodeen
Exactly.

I don't find this thread insulting... if any redneck were to look at it and not be able to laugh (or at least appreciate the joking manner), then they would need to get a grip.

The START of the thread was not insulting, it was a joke and infact I have most of those pictures myself. What IS insulting is people calling me poor and whitetrash just becasue they are too ignorant to know any better.

D

Originally posted by Ags2000
The START of the thread was not insulting, it was a joke and infact I have most of those pictures myself. What IS insulting is people calling me poor and whitetrash just becasue they are too ignorant to know any better.

D

Then could you PLEASE explain what a Redneck is??

Originally posted by Chambers
Then could you PLEASE explain what a Redneck is??

This is as close as I can come to explaining what a redneck is.

"Being a redneck is being proud of your roots and a true love for your father’s name. Where family and friends are first and strangers are just a vague, dismal blur in the distance. Rednecks are good ol' boys/gals who usually live in the south (usually in the country) and also tend to have a southern accent. Their necks are red and maybe their arms, too, cause they work hard and out in the heat all day.The group that is ridiculed by most, but deep down envied by all. Some types of rednecks may be cowboys/girls, mountain men/women, country boys/gals, and or hillbillys.

Big truck tires, huntin’, fishin’, tractor pulls, country music, Charlie Daniels, and rebel flags are just a few words that might describe a redneck. They usually drive pickup trucks with loud sounds that can usually be heard before seen, and they also tend to blare country music from their radios. They usually add a CB radio to their truck and may have a gun rack in the back and an ol' rebel flag flyin from the antennae or posted on their front or back windshield. It is hard to figure these people out. Most people just can’t understand how you can have such a weird lifestyle of cowboy hats and buckles.

Many Rednecks love the ol' T.V. show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" and western shows. They are very laid back and tend to piss people off when they drive too slow or too fast down the road in their ol' pickup trucks.

They love women/men (preferrably Cowgirls/boys), country music, wearin' jeans, wearin' boots (may be leather), wearin' a cowboy hat, yellin' yyeeeehhaaaaaawwwwww! out loud, shootin' the bull (talkin and telling some stories), fishin', huntin' watching wrestlin', watchin' or goin' to NASCAR races, watchin' baseball, or watchin' football.

Rednecks may also like the rodeo. They love ridin’ horses or bulls, or ropin’ calves. Most Rednecks can usually be found at or off your local gravel road, in Texas, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina and maybe even in other southern states. They will be found on or near your local farm, at a bar (playin pool), local rodeo event and or stock show. The Redneck diet may include t-bone, tender loin, beef, beef stew, cajun food, Burger King, pizza, and maybe some good ol’ peach cobbler for desert.
Things that make a redneck mad: somebody stealin’ his healthy horse, making a promise which you can’t keep, cuttin’ down rodeo events, and much more.

Things that really piss a redneck off is: a guy hitting a gal, a guy cheating on his gal, child abuse, beatin’ up his haas(word which means buddy), messin with his family, and much more. I tell ya, most rednecks like to fight for their woman and/or to defend their own honor. And I guarantee you if a true redneck sees you do one of the things in this list that redneck will whoop your @$$ right then and there.

Rednecks know how to treat women. Rednecks know how to respect, love, and care about gals. True Rednecks love females for who they are and would never cheat on them. A True redneck would never hit or injure a female. White trash lies to females, cheat on them, beat them, get them pregnant and then leave them.

How can your friends be more important than yourself? This might be a question from a typical non-redneck. Where the outdoors are loved and where blue-collar labor is not looked down on but a way of life. Where hard hats are worn instead of pocket protectors. Where steel toe boots are worn instead of nice loafers. Where blue jeans and a flannel are preferred to a nice coat and tie. Rednecks are the people that make the world go round!

What a Redneck Isn't

I have already explained What a redneck is, now I feel it necessary to explain what a redneck isn't. Most folk out there, sittin on their high and mighty social horse feel that they can group folks they see as uncultured or undesireable as rednecks. This shows their lack of knowledge and ignorance.

For example, these people interchange characteristics of white trash and rednecks. I will admit that it might be possible for a redenck to also be white trash, but this is not to be taken for granted. And some characteristics no longer apply or might have never applied. I will attempt to rectify this.

1. White trash, or more correctly, trailer-trash live in trailers...not rednecks. We more commonly inhabit run-down, partially constructed homes or log cabins.

2. Rednecks are not lazy, incompitent, laggards. Those incorrectly grouped with us that do fit this descriptions are more commonly called "welfare-trash". It must be noted that being on welfare does not automatically make one trash, merely down and out and nothing to be ashamed of. Rednecks and white-trash are the ones that built this country(and that aint figurative).

3. The inbred stereo-type is old and over used and can no longer be considered humorous or accurate. Those that use this description have confused us with "European Blue-Bloods"(now there's some trees that never branched! They didn't call each other cousin for the hell of it!!!)

4. Rednecks are not stupid. In the bountiful ignorance of most cityfolk, they have confused ignorance with stupidity and proven my point themselves. There are old rednecks in these hills that never went past the second grade that have more knowledge in the head than most of those acedimic boobs that profess to be "educated"."

How's that for a definition?

D

Originally posted by Ags2000
This is as close as I can come to explaining what a redneck is.

"Being a redneck is being proud of your roots and a true love for your father’s name. Where family and friends are first and strangers are just a vague, dismal blur in the distance. Rednecks are good ol' boys/gals who usually live in the south (usually in the country) and also tend to have a southern accent. Their necks are red and maybe their arms, too, cause they work hard and out in the heat all day.The group that is ridiculed by most, but deep down envied by all. Some types of rednecks may be cowboys/girls, mountain men/women, country boys/gals, and or hillbillys.

Big truck tires, huntin’, fishin’, tractor pulls, country music, Charlie Daniels, and rebel flags are just a few words that might describe a redneck. They usually drive pickup trucks with loud sounds that can usually be heard before seen, and they also tend to blare country music from their radios. They usually add a CB radio to their truck and may have a gun rack in the back and an ol' rebel flag flyin from the antennae or posted on their front or back windshield. It is hard to figure these people out. Most people just can’t understand how you can have such a weird lifestyle of cowboy hats and buckles.

Many Rednecks love the ol' T.V. show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" and western shows. They are very laid back and tend to piss people off when they drive too slow or too fast down the road in their ol' pickup trucks.

They love women/men (preferrably Cowgirls/boys), country music, wearin' jeans, wearin' boots (may be leather), wearin' a cowboy hat, yellin' yyeeeehhaaaaaawwwwww! out loud, shootin' the bull (talkin and telling some stories), fishin', huntin' watching wrestlin', watchin' or goin' to NASCAR races, watchin' baseball, or watchin' football.

Rednecks may also like the rodeo. They love ridin’ horses or bulls, or ropin’ calves. Most Rednecks can usually be found at or off your local gravel road, in Texas, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina and maybe even in other southern states. They will be found on or near your local farm, at a bar (playin pool), local rodeo event and or stock show. The Redneck diet may include t-bone, tender loin, beef, beef stew, cajun food, Burger King, pizza, and maybe some good ol’ peach cobbler for desert.
Things that make a redneck mad: somebody stealin’ his healthy horse, making a promise which you can’t keep, cuttin’ down rodeo events, and much more.

Things that really piss a redneck off is: a guy hitting a gal, a guy cheating on his gal, child abuse, beatin’ up his haas(word which means buddy), messin with his family, and much more. I tell ya, most rednecks like to fight for their woman and/or to defend their own honor. And I guarantee you if a true redneck sees you do one of the things in this list that redneck will whoop your @$$ right then and there.

Rednecks know how to treat women. Rednecks know how to respect, love, and care about gals. True Rednecks love females for who they are and would never cheat on them. A True redneck would never hit or injure a female. White trash lies to females, cheat on them, beat them, get them pregnant and then leave them.

How can your friends be more important than yourself? This might be a question from a typical non-redneck. Where the outdoors are loved and where blue-collar labor is not looked down on but a way of life. Where hard hats are worn instead of pocket protectors. Where steel toe boots are worn instead of nice loafers. Where blue jeans and a flannel are preferred to a nice coat and tie. Rednecks are the people that make the world go round!

What a Redneck Isn't

I have already explained What a redneck is, now I feel it necessary to explain what a redneck isn't. Most folk out there, sittin on their high and mighty social horse feel that they can group folks they see as uncultured or undesireable as rednecks. This shows their lack of knowledge and ignorance.

For example, these people interchange characteristics of white trash and rednecks. I will admit that it might be possible for a redenck to also be white trash, but this is not to be taken for granted. And some characteristics no longer apply or might have never applied. I will attempt to rectify this.

1. White trash, or more correctly, trailer-trash live in trailers...not rednecks. We more commonly inhabit run-down, partially constructed homes or log cabins.

2. Rednecks are not lazy, incompitent, laggards. Those incorrectly grouped with us that do fit this descriptions are more commonly called "welfare-trash". It must be noted that being on welfare does not automatically make one trash, merely down and out and nothing to be ashamed of. Rednecks and white-trash are the ones that built this country(and that aint figurative).

3. The inbred stereo-type is old and over used and can no longer be considered humorous or accurate. Those that use this description have confused us with "European Blue-Bloods"(now there's some trees that never branched! They didn't call each other cousin for the hell of it!!!)

4. Rednecks are not stupid. In the bountiful ignorance of most cityfolk, they have confused ignorance with stupidity and proven my point themselves. There are old rednecks in these hills that never went past the second grade that have more knowledge in the head than most of those acedimic boobs that profess to be "educated"."

How's that for a definition?

D

That was excellent Ags! And yes, this was supposed to be all in good fun. It seems too often anymore around here that everything turns into a fight! That's too bad. :(

Originally posted by Penny Lane
That was excellent Ags! And yes, this was supposed to be all in good fun. It seems too often anymore around here that everything turns into a fight! That's too bad. :(

Thanks, and I can't agree with you more.

D

That's probably the best explanation I've ever heard of being a redneck in my life.

And, with that out of the way, I'll admit my original comment involving my distaste with people being proud of being a redneck was harsh and out of line. It's really tied into a few bitter experiences in my day...I'm just bitter about a few things, really.

Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel

"Hey, maw, get off the dang roof!"

"Paw, I cut myself on the screen door again."

Originally posted by Ags2000
The START of the thread was not insulting, it was a joke and infact I have most of those pictures myself. What IS insulting is people calling me poor and whitetrash just becasue they are too ignorant to know any better.

D The point of my post was to agree with I am Him that being a Redneck is a lifestyle, and this thread really isn't discrimination the way it would be if a thread was made joking about a certain race. So I said I wouldn't think any redneck would be insulted by it. I know you never were insulted by those pictures. I was speaking to anyone who thought this thread was wrong to start with.

I can understand why you are in here defending yourself about people's misconceptions about rednecks. The thread did take a turn. Bummer. It was fun to start with.

Originally posted by Cashodeen
The point of my post was to agree with I am Him that being a Redneck is a lifestyle, and this thread really isn't discrimination the way it would be if a thread was made joking about a certain race. So I said I wouldn't think any redneck would be insulted by it. I know you never were insulted by those pictures. I was speaking to anyone who thought this thread was wrong to start with.

I can understand why you are in here defending yourself about people's misconceptions about rednecks. The thread did take a turn. Bummer. It was fun to start with.

It was fun to start with...I'll have to see if I can find any of my redneck pictures.

D

APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK

Name:
Nickname:
CB Handle:
Address (RFD No.)
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):
Mamma:
Neck Shade:
Light Red -
Medium Red -
Dark Red -
Number of teeth exposed in full grin:
Upper -
Lower -
Name of Pickup owned:
Height of Truck:
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack -
4-Wheel Drive -
Confederate Flag -
Cassette Deck -
Load of Wood -
Hijacker Shocks -
Radar Detector -
Mag Wheels -
Dual CB Antennas -
Spittoon -
Camper Top -
Air Horns -
Mud Flaps -
Toothpick Holder -
Mug-Grip Tires -
Racoon Hide -
Big Dog -
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:

BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum -
My other car is a piece of **** too -
Honk if you're horny -
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't **** -
Redman Chewing Tobacco -
Wave if you're horny -

Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits
6. Sawmill Gravy
11. Cobbler
16. Tater
2. Goobers
7. Turnip Salad
12. Fatback
17. Pig Skins
?. Pinto Beans
8. ****-on-a-Shingle
13. Tote
18. Okrie
4. Collards
9. Redeye Gravy
14. Chickin' Fry
19. Shonuf
?. Sidemeat
10.Soppin' Syrup
15. Poke
20. Chitlins

Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire -
Conway Twitty -
Loretta Lynn -
Hank Williams Jr. -
Randy Travis -
Ray Wylie Hubbard -
Tammy Wynette -
Slim Whitman -
Porter Wagoner -
Willie Nelson -
George Jones -
Box Car Willie -

Favorite Recreation:
Square Dancin' -
Possum Huntin' -
Skinny Dippin' -
Craw Daddin' -
Gospel Singin' -
4-Wheelin' -
Drankin' -
Spittin' Backy -
Bill Chip Throwin' -
Honky Tonkin' -
Noodlin' -
Other -

Name of son(s):
Bubba -
Jim Bob -
LeeRoy -
J.D. -

Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue -
Violet -
Paulette -
Daisy -

Weapons owned:
Deer Rifle -
Sawed-off Shotgun -
Varmit Rifle -
Log Cabin -
Tire Iron -
Power Chain Saw -
Pick Handle -
Hick'ry Switch -

Number of Dogs:
Type of Dogs:
Blue Tick -
Black & Tan -
Beagle -
Bird Dawg -

Cap Emblem:
John Deer -
McCullock Chain Saws -
Budweiser -
Vo-Tech -
Skoal -
Coors -
NAPA -
Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear -

Number of Dependants:
Legal -
Claimed -

Number of Weeks Unemployed:

Number of Welfare Checks Received:

Memberships:
KKK -
NRA -
Moose -
PTL Club -
AA -
Bass Club -
VFW -
Quiltin' Bee -
American Legion -
United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy -
John Birch Society

Length of Right Leg:
Length of Left Leg:

Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?
Yes -
No -

How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?

How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?

Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?

Do you own any shoes?
Yes -
No -
If yes, how many?
What year did you last purchase shoes?

Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?

Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?
If so, why?

Can you count past 10 with your shoes on?

Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?

Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?


IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.