Chad22
07-27-2004, 11:11 PM
Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Dana Harmon - Ravey
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Mike - Rider Strong
Howie Sanders - Rurry
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*Its Morning and Brad is shown setting the table as he sets a plate of bacon & eggs down. He sits and is about to eat.*
Jeff: Brad...You left your towel on the bathroom towel tack.
Brad: So?
Jeff: So theres no room for mine...
Brad: Well why dont you just move it, Jeff?
Jeff: And touch the towel that you wiped your entire body with? THATS UNSANITARY!
Brad: Ok...Ok.
*Brad & Jeff walk into the bathrom and Brad moves his towel.*
Brad: That reminds me, The toilets still broken.
Jeff: It still wont flush?
Brad: Nope...You better go see Mr. Munson about it today. I'd do it myself, But i have my College Interview.
Jeff: I Thought you were already In?
Brad: Not exactly...I Mean, Pretty much...But its gotta be finalized.
Jeff: So you dont actually know if you're gonna get in?
Brad: Of course i am! I've never gotten below an A, I Have a perfect attendance record, AND I Turned down Harvard to go here.
Jeff: You turned down Harvard?!
Brad: Yeah...I Couldnt break the family tradition. My Father went to the University of California, My Grandfather went to the University Of California, Its in my blood to go to this school.
Jeff: Sounds like a sure thing.
Brad: Yep...Just Gotta do the interview and make it official. So i need you to see Mr. Munson about fixing the toilet, Ok?
Jeff: Ok.
*Brad pats Jeff on the back and they walk out. Once back in the kitchen they see Adam eating the bacon & eggs that Brad left out.*
Brad: ADAM...
Adam: What?
Brad: I Made those Bacon & Eggs!
Adam: Ohhh.....*Smiles* Thanks, Man.
*Adam picks up the empty plate, Walks over to the sink, Puts it in and pats Brad on the back.*
Adam: They were delcicious!
*Adam Walks off as Brad Looks annoyed. Dana is then shown walking into Tony's Pizzeria with a guy. The guy is wearing a leather jacket and they both have motorycle helmets in their hands, They then sit down in a booth.*
Guy: So this place has good food?
Dana: The best. My roomates showed me this place awhile back.
Guy: Speaking of your roomates, When do i finally get to meet them?
Dana: Anytime you want, I Guess.
Guy: How about today?
Dana: Today?
Guy: Yeah....We could just swing by your apartment, I Meet the girls and say hello, And we're out. Nothing fancy.
Dana: Uhhh Yeah, Mike....Theres something i have to tell you about that.
Mike: What?
Dana: They're Not Exactly...
*Mike Looks confused.*
Dana: *Sighs* How about tommorow?
Mike: Sounds great!
*Mike smiles as Dana Looks a little uneasy. Brad is then shown pulling into the College parking lot when he smashes into the back of another car.*
Brad: Great....JUST GREAT.
*Brad gets out his car, A man then gets out of the car he hit.*
Man: DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?!
Brad: I Am SO Sorry, Sir...
Man: Well sorry isnt going to fix my car!
Brad: Listen...
*Brad Pulls a piece of paper and a pen out of his pocket and starts writing on it. Then hands the paper to The man.*
Brad: Thats my home address....Come by anytime and ask for Brad, And i can write you a check for the damages.
Man: Fine....But this better not be a fake. Im gonna get your Liscence plate number!
*The man gets behind Brad's car and starts writing down the number on a piece of paper as Brad Looks annoyed.*
Brad: Sir, Can we make this fast...I Have an Appointment with the dean.
Man: Oh....Better watch out, Hes a tough cookie.
Brad: Yeah right...When this old fart sees my past grades and history he'll get down on his knees and BEG Me to attend here. By the way, Where can i find him?
*The man smiles and shakes Brad's hand*
Man: I'm Dean Sanders...Nice to meet ya.
*Brad Looks horrified.*
Dean Sanders: Shall we go into my office So i can get down on my knees and beg you to join?
Brad:.....Ok......
*Brad & The Dean walk off. Adam is then shown sitting and reading a magazine in the kitchen when Dana walks In.*
Dana: This is bad......Bad Bad Bad.
Adam: That time of the month again?
Dana: Why do men just ASSUME Its that everytime a woman gets upset?
Adam: Because it usually is?...
Dana: Shut Up. I Have a serious problem.
Adam: What is it?
Dana: My boyfriend wants to meet my roomates.
Adam: So what? You're embarassed of us?
Dana: No, Nothing like that. Why would i be embarased of you guys?
Adam: Why WOULDNT You?
Dana: The problem is he knows i have 3 roomates....
Adam: And?....
Dana: He doesnt know that my 3 roomates are guys.
Adam: And you think thatll bother him?
Dana: Well how would you feel if you had a girlfriend living with 3 guys?
Adam: I Wouldnt know....I've never actually had a girlfriend. But he has no reason to be upset about it, We're strictly Plutonic!
Dana: Like hes gonna believe that...
Adam: Hey, If the mans ever watched Threes Company in his life he will.
Dana: Somehow i knew you would fit TV Into this conversation.
Adam: You can learn alot about Life from TV, Dana. Saved By The Bell for example showed that A Cool Kid, A Jock, A Nerd, And hot cheerleader chicks can all be good friends.
Dana: Yeah....When does that ever happen in real life?
Adam: Good Point...
*Dana Looks annoyed.*
Adam: My Point is, You should just be honest with him before bringing him over....And You're going to have to trust that he'll accept it. Honesty and trust are THE Most important tools of a succesful relationship. lf he doesnt accept it, Then he obviously doesnt trust you...Which would mean hes not worth being in a relationship with.
Dana: Wow, Adam....Im impressed. Since when do you know so much about relationships?
Adam: Dr. Phil, Babe. Weekdays at 2 PM.
Dana: *Laughs* Thanks.
*Dana walks towards the door when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: Oh hey Dana, I...
Dana: I Cant stick around Jeff, I Have things to do.
Jeff: Ok.
*Dana walks out as Jeff walks up to Adam.*
Jeff: We have a problem...
Adam: I Know, I Heard. *Looks Sad* The Schemer, The Scammer, And The Nerd was cancelled. I Loved that show.
Jeff: I Loved that show too actually...
Adam: Doesnt everybody? Such good looking stars.
Jeff: But thats not the problem. The problem is i went to see Mr. Munson about fixing the toilet like Brad asked me to, But hes too cheap....Told us to fix it ourselves.
Adam: He cant do that...Hes in charge of the building and is supposed to fix stuff like that.
Jeff: Actually he got us on a technicality, It says on our lease...In small print i may add, That from here on out we are responsible for all fixtures and repairs.
Adam: That evil old man...
Jeff: So what are we gonna do? We cant afford to pay for a new toilet. We cant even afford to get ours repaired!
Adam: No....But Brad Can!
Jeff: Ehhh....Hes saving up his money for the college tuition.
Adam: So what are we gonna do?
Jeff: Mr. Munson suggested we fix it ourselves.
Adam: US?! But you're a neat freak...And i....Well i just dont wanna do it.
Jeff: Trust me, This is the LAST Thing i wanna do....But we have no other choice.
Adam: WAIT....I Have a plan.
Jeff: Whats that?
Adam: *Grins* Creamed....Corn.
Jeff: Uhhh.....What?
Adam: I Dunno, Lets go fix the toilet.
*Adam & Jeff walk into the bathroom. Brad is then shown sitting in Dean Sanders' Office.*
Dean Sanders: Well Mr. Fulton this is a very impressive resume.
Brad: So i get in?
Dean Sanders: Well lets not rush things. I Want to know a few more things first.
Brad: Ok...
Dean Sanders: Are you known to be a trouble maker?
Brad: No....Absolutely not, Sir.
Dean Sanders: I Suppose when you hit my car today you were just trying to help me get insurance money?
Brad: Sir, It was an accident...
Dean Sanders: Accidents are not acceptable. This is COLLEGE, Not High School.
Brad: But everyone makes accidents....
Dean Sanders: I Dont.
Brad: What? But.....Huh?
Dean Sanders: "Huh?" Is hardly College Vocabulary, Mr. Fulton.
*Brad puts his hand on his head in stress. Jeff is then shown working on the toilet with tools as Adam reads a manual.*
Adam: Ok, Now turn it left.
*Jeff turns the wrench left, Then stands up.*
Jeff: That wasnt so hard...
Adam: Much easier than i thought.
Jeff: Would you like the honor?
Adam: Dont mind if i do...
*Adam flushes the flush as water starts spraying up.*
Adam: Something tells me we didnt do this right...
Jeff: WE GOTTA STOP THAT SOON BEFORE IT GETS ON THE FLOOR....OR ON US!
Adam: HOW?
Jeff: I Dunno.....BLOCK IT WITH SOMETHING?
Adam: LIKE WHAT?
Jeff: ANYTHING, JUST STOP IT!
*Adam Looks around nervously, Then Looks down at Jeff's leg, Picks it up and puts it in the toilet.*
Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THATS UNSANITARY!
Adam: I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!
Jeff: Why not YOUR Leg?
Adam: Why would i want MY Leg in the toilet?
Jeff: You're gonna pay for this...
*Jeff goes to Pull his leg out of the toilet and cant.*
Jeff: DUDE....
Adam: What?
Jeff: DUDE...
Adam: WHAT?!
Jeff: MY LEG IS STUCK
Adam: Wha....What?
Jeff: MY FREAKIN LEG IS STUCK IN THE FREAKIN TOILET. GET IT OUT!
Adam: HOW?
Jeff: I DONT CARE....BUT I DEMAND YOU GET MY LEG OUT NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNSANITARY THIS IS?
Adam: Ok Ok.....Hold On...
*Adam grabs Jeff and trys to pull him out.*
Adam: It wont budge, Dude...
Jeff: MAKE IT BUDGE, DUDE!
Adam: Let me go get Mr. Munson, Maybe he can help.
Jeff: NO ADAM, DONT LEAVE ME...
Adam: Ill be Right back...
*Adam runs out as Jeff Raises his arms and Looks up into the sky as a shot from the roof is shown looking down at him.*
Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Mike is shown in his house drinking a soda at his kitchen table when the doorbell rings, He goes to answer it and Dana is standing at the door.*
Dana: Hey
Mike: Hey!
*Mike & Dana Kiss*
Mike: Come On In...You want a soda or something?
Dana: Sure.
*Dana sits at the table as Mike hands her a can of soda. Mike then sits down.*
Mike: What brings you over?
Dana: I Have to tell you something...I Should have told you earlier, Actually.
Mike: What is it?
Dana: My roomates......Are all boys.
Mike: Oh.....Thats Cool.
Dana: You're not upset?
Mike: Why would i be? I Trust you....The only thing that upsets me is the fact that you didnt think id understand. I Thought we had a relationship based on trust and honesty. Those are the 2 most important tools in a serious relationship.
Dana: Have you been watching Dr. Phil?
Mike: ....Maybe...
*Mike & Dana both start laughing.*
Dana: I Promise ill be more honest and trusting from now On.
Mike: Sounds like a plan. Wanna go do something?
Dana: Sounds like a plan...
Mike: The Monster truck shows in town tonight.
Dana: I Dont like Monster Trucks...
Mike: WHAT?!
Dana: You told me to be honest!
Mike: *Laughs* Ok, Lets Go Catch a flick.
*Mike & Dana walk out. Jeff is shown again with his foot still stuck in the toilet freaking out when Adam & Mr. Munson walk In.*
Mr. Munson: Oh God...You idiots never cease to amaze me.
Jeff: HEY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT BUDDY.....FIXING THE TOILET SHOULDA BEEN YOUR RESPONSIBILITY YA OLD CHEAPSKATE!
Adam: Calm down, Jeff.
Jeff: How do you expect me to calm down when MY FOOTS STUCK IN A TOILET!!!!!
Mr. Munson: Well...Lets get you out of there.
*Mr. Munson & Adam both pull on Jeff until he finally comes out.*
Jeff: IM FREE!!!!!! *Looks Down* And FILTHY.
Mr. Munson: Now i hate to ask a stupid question, But how on EARTH Did that happen?
Adam: Long story...
Mr. Munson: Well as much as id love to hang around with you all day and discuss toilets, I Do have other business to take care of.
*Mr. Munson grabs a paper towel and wipes his hand and throws it in the toilet. He then goes to flush it.*
Adam & Jeff In Slow Motion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Mr. Munson's hand flushes the toilet in slow motion as water comes splashing out in large amounts and covers all 3 of them with it. About 20 seconds pass of awkward silence.*
Mr. Munson: I'll Uhh....Call a Repair man, Tommorow. Just for goodness sakes, Dont EVER Try to repair anything yourselves ever again.
Adam: Deal.
*Adam extends his hand for Mr. Munson to shake, Mr. Munson looks down at it for about 5 seconds, Then walks out without shaking it. Brad is shown again in Dean Sanders' office.*
Dean Sanders: Have you ever jay walked, Mr. Fulton?
Brad: No...
Dean Sanders: Have you ever Caused a car accident?
Brad: *Sighs* Yes...
Dean Sanders: And when was this?
Brad: *Annoyed* About half an hour ago.
Dean Sanders: Oh yes, You're refering to the incident that totaled my car.
Brad: TOTALED?! Sir, With all due respect...All i did was cause a minor scratch.
Dean Sanders: That scratch is going to cost a fortune, Fulton.
Brad; Sir, Why are you being so hard on me? I'm sorry about the car accident, But i thought this was about me getting into college.
Dean Sanders: HA! If you think you have any chance of getting into MY College, Then that accident obviously caused you to have brain damage.
Brad: But my grades....I Turned down Harvard!
Dean Sanders: I Dont care if you turned down Harvard, Yale, Princeton or Columbia.....You're not going here! Now if you'll excuse me I...
*Just then a boy walks In.*
Boy: Hi Dad.
Dean Sanders: Im in the middle of a meeting, Howie.
Howie: Just thought youd wanna know they're was an accident outside.
Dean Sanders: I Know. I...
Howie: From what i hear from the guy that witnessed it Some IDIOT stopped his car when he dropped his hamburger causing the other car to hit him.
Dean Sanders: Err....
*Dean Sanders stands up and walks over to the door, Then gently pushes Howie out.*
Dean Sanders: Well thanks for stopping by, Howie....Gotta get back to business.
*Dean Sanders embarasingly closes the door and turns around to see Brad standing up.*
Brad: Wait....You were gonna let me take the blame when this was YOUR Fault? And to top it off you were gonna hold it against my chances of getting in College? That has got to be the lowest thing i have ever...
*Dean Sanders gets down on his knees.*
Dean Sanders: Im on my Knees, Fulton....Wont you please attend my college?
Brad: *Grins* You're just trying to save face so i wont get you fired.
Dean Sanders: Ill Pay for the damages of both cars.
Brad: Hmmmm....I Dunno...
Dean Sanders: *Grinding his teeth* I'll Also throw in all your textbooks for free and buy you lunch every school day of the year.
Brad: Deal!
*Dean Sanders stands up and smiles.*
Dean Sanders: Welcome to The University Of California, Mr. Fulton!
Brad: Thank You Dean Sanders.
*Brad Starts to walk out, But turns around.*
Brad: Oh, And one more thing...
*Dean Sanders Looks confused.*
Brad: I Come from a very rich family, And i tend to enjoy the finer things in life. So when you bring the money for Lunch when i start school this fall, You're going to need alot more money than Taco Bell would charge.
*Brad smiles and pats Dean Sanders on the back and walks out as Dean Sanders Looks mad.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Adam & Jeff are shown watching TV When Brad walks In.*
Brad: Hey guys, Take care of the toilet today?
Jeff: You could say that.
Brad: Great, And i got into college!
Adam: Thats Great!
Jeff: Congrats, Man!
Brad: Thanks.....Excuse me though, Duty Calls.
*Brad walks off*
Jeff: Hey Adam...
Adam: Yeah?
Jeff: Where does One usually go when they say 'Duty Calls"?
Adam: The bathroom.
*Adam & Jeff continue smiling for a few seconds, Then look at each other with Looks of horror.*
Adam & Jeff: THE BATHROOM!
Brad Screaming from the bathroom: GUUUUUUUUUYS.....
*Adam & Jeff make a run for the door and run out as the show ends.*
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Dana Harmon - Ravey
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Mike - Rider Strong
Howie Sanders - Rurry
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*Its Morning and Brad is shown setting the table as he sets a plate of bacon & eggs down. He sits and is about to eat.*
Jeff: Brad...You left your towel on the bathroom towel tack.
Brad: So?
Jeff: So theres no room for mine...
Brad: Well why dont you just move it, Jeff?
Jeff: And touch the towel that you wiped your entire body with? THATS UNSANITARY!
Brad: Ok...Ok.
*Brad & Jeff walk into the bathrom and Brad moves his towel.*
Brad: That reminds me, The toilets still broken.
Jeff: It still wont flush?
Brad: Nope...You better go see Mr. Munson about it today. I'd do it myself, But i have my College Interview.
Jeff: I Thought you were already In?
Brad: Not exactly...I Mean, Pretty much...But its gotta be finalized.
Jeff: So you dont actually know if you're gonna get in?
Brad: Of course i am! I've never gotten below an A, I Have a perfect attendance record, AND I Turned down Harvard to go here.
Jeff: You turned down Harvard?!
Brad: Yeah...I Couldnt break the family tradition. My Father went to the University of California, My Grandfather went to the University Of California, Its in my blood to go to this school.
Jeff: Sounds like a sure thing.
Brad: Yep...Just Gotta do the interview and make it official. So i need you to see Mr. Munson about fixing the toilet, Ok?
Jeff: Ok.
*Brad pats Jeff on the back and they walk out. Once back in the kitchen they see Adam eating the bacon & eggs that Brad left out.*
Brad: ADAM...
Adam: What?
Brad: I Made those Bacon & Eggs!
Adam: Ohhh.....*Smiles* Thanks, Man.
*Adam picks up the empty plate, Walks over to the sink, Puts it in and pats Brad on the back.*
Adam: They were delcicious!
*Adam Walks off as Brad Looks annoyed. Dana is then shown walking into Tony's Pizzeria with a guy. The guy is wearing a leather jacket and they both have motorycle helmets in their hands, They then sit down in a booth.*
Guy: So this place has good food?
Dana: The best. My roomates showed me this place awhile back.
Guy: Speaking of your roomates, When do i finally get to meet them?
Dana: Anytime you want, I Guess.
Guy: How about today?
Dana: Today?
Guy: Yeah....We could just swing by your apartment, I Meet the girls and say hello, And we're out. Nothing fancy.
Dana: Uhhh Yeah, Mike....Theres something i have to tell you about that.
Mike: What?
Dana: They're Not Exactly...
*Mike Looks confused.*
Dana: *Sighs* How about tommorow?
Mike: Sounds great!
*Mike smiles as Dana Looks a little uneasy. Brad is then shown pulling into the College parking lot when he smashes into the back of another car.*
Brad: Great....JUST GREAT.
*Brad gets out his car, A man then gets out of the car he hit.*
Man: DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?!
Brad: I Am SO Sorry, Sir...
Man: Well sorry isnt going to fix my car!
Brad: Listen...
*Brad Pulls a piece of paper and a pen out of his pocket and starts writing on it. Then hands the paper to The man.*
Brad: Thats my home address....Come by anytime and ask for Brad, And i can write you a check for the damages.
Man: Fine....But this better not be a fake. Im gonna get your Liscence plate number!
*The man gets behind Brad's car and starts writing down the number on a piece of paper as Brad Looks annoyed.*
Brad: Sir, Can we make this fast...I Have an Appointment with the dean.
Man: Oh....Better watch out, Hes a tough cookie.
Brad: Yeah right...When this old fart sees my past grades and history he'll get down on his knees and BEG Me to attend here. By the way, Where can i find him?
*The man smiles and shakes Brad's hand*
Man: I'm Dean Sanders...Nice to meet ya.
*Brad Looks horrified.*
Dean Sanders: Shall we go into my office So i can get down on my knees and beg you to join?
Brad:.....Ok......
*Brad & The Dean walk off. Adam is then shown sitting and reading a magazine in the kitchen when Dana walks In.*
Dana: This is bad......Bad Bad Bad.
Adam: That time of the month again?
Dana: Why do men just ASSUME Its that everytime a woman gets upset?
Adam: Because it usually is?...
Dana: Shut Up. I Have a serious problem.
Adam: What is it?
Dana: My boyfriend wants to meet my roomates.
Adam: So what? You're embarassed of us?
Dana: No, Nothing like that. Why would i be embarased of you guys?
Adam: Why WOULDNT You?
Dana: The problem is he knows i have 3 roomates....
Adam: And?....
Dana: He doesnt know that my 3 roomates are guys.
Adam: And you think thatll bother him?
Dana: Well how would you feel if you had a girlfriend living with 3 guys?
Adam: I Wouldnt know....I've never actually had a girlfriend. But he has no reason to be upset about it, We're strictly Plutonic!
Dana: Like hes gonna believe that...
Adam: Hey, If the mans ever watched Threes Company in his life he will.
Dana: Somehow i knew you would fit TV Into this conversation.
Adam: You can learn alot about Life from TV, Dana. Saved By The Bell for example showed that A Cool Kid, A Jock, A Nerd, And hot cheerleader chicks can all be good friends.
Dana: Yeah....When does that ever happen in real life?
Adam: Good Point...
*Dana Looks annoyed.*
Adam: My Point is, You should just be honest with him before bringing him over....And You're going to have to trust that he'll accept it. Honesty and trust are THE Most important tools of a succesful relationship. lf he doesnt accept it, Then he obviously doesnt trust you...Which would mean hes not worth being in a relationship with.
Dana: Wow, Adam....Im impressed. Since when do you know so much about relationships?
Adam: Dr. Phil, Babe. Weekdays at 2 PM.
Dana: *Laughs* Thanks.
*Dana walks towards the door when Jeff walks In.*
Jeff: Oh hey Dana, I...
Dana: I Cant stick around Jeff, I Have things to do.
Jeff: Ok.
*Dana walks out as Jeff walks up to Adam.*
Jeff: We have a problem...
Adam: I Know, I Heard. *Looks Sad* The Schemer, The Scammer, And The Nerd was cancelled. I Loved that show.
Jeff: I Loved that show too actually...
Adam: Doesnt everybody? Such good looking stars.
Jeff: But thats not the problem. The problem is i went to see Mr. Munson about fixing the toilet like Brad asked me to, But hes too cheap....Told us to fix it ourselves.
Adam: He cant do that...Hes in charge of the building and is supposed to fix stuff like that.
Jeff: Actually he got us on a technicality, It says on our lease...In small print i may add, That from here on out we are responsible for all fixtures and repairs.
Adam: That evil old man...
Jeff: So what are we gonna do? We cant afford to pay for a new toilet. We cant even afford to get ours repaired!
Adam: No....But Brad Can!
Jeff: Ehhh....Hes saving up his money for the college tuition.
Adam: So what are we gonna do?
Jeff: Mr. Munson suggested we fix it ourselves.
Adam: US?! But you're a neat freak...And i....Well i just dont wanna do it.
Jeff: Trust me, This is the LAST Thing i wanna do....But we have no other choice.
Adam: WAIT....I Have a plan.
Jeff: Whats that?
Adam: *Grins* Creamed....Corn.
Jeff: Uhhh.....What?
Adam: I Dunno, Lets go fix the toilet.
*Adam & Jeff walk into the bathroom. Brad is then shown sitting in Dean Sanders' Office.*
Dean Sanders: Well Mr. Fulton this is a very impressive resume.
Brad: So i get in?
Dean Sanders: Well lets not rush things. I Want to know a few more things first.
Brad: Ok...
Dean Sanders: Are you known to be a trouble maker?
Brad: No....Absolutely not, Sir.
Dean Sanders: I Suppose when you hit my car today you were just trying to help me get insurance money?
Brad: Sir, It was an accident...
Dean Sanders: Accidents are not acceptable. This is COLLEGE, Not High School.
Brad: But everyone makes accidents....
Dean Sanders: I Dont.
Brad: What? But.....Huh?
Dean Sanders: "Huh?" Is hardly College Vocabulary, Mr. Fulton.
*Brad puts his hand on his head in stress. Jeff is then shown working on the toilet with tools as Adam reads a manual.*
Adam: Ok, Now turn it left.
*Jeff turns the wrench left, Then stands up.*
Jeff: That wasnt so hard...
Adam: Much easier than i thought.
Jeff: Would you like the honor?
Adam: Dont mind if i do...
*Adam flushes the flush as water starts spraying up.*
Adam: Something tells me we didnt do this right...
Jeff: WE GOTTA STOP THAT SOON BEFORE IT GETS ON THE FLOOR....OR ON US!
Adam: HOW?
Jeff: I Dunno.....BLOCK IT WITH SOMETHING?
Adam: LIKE WHAT?
Jeff: ANYTHING, JUST STOP IT!
*Adam Looks around nervously, Then Looks down at Jeff's leg, Picks it up and puts it in the toilet.*
Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THATS UNSANITARY!
Adam: I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!
Jeff: Why not YOUR Leg?
Adam: Why would i want MY Leg in the toilet?
Jeff: You're gonna pay for this...
*Jeff goes to Pull his leg out of the toilet and cant.*
Jeff: DUDE....
Adam: What?
Jeff: DUDE...
Adam: WHAT?!
Jeff: MY LEG IS STUCK
Adam: Wha....What?
Jeff: MY FREAKIN LEG IS STUCK IN THE FREAKIN TOILET. GET IT OUT!
Adam: HOW?
Jeff: I DONT CARE....BUT I DEMAND YOU GET MY LEG OUT NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNSANITARY THIS IS?
Adam: Ok Ok.....Hold On...
*Adam grabs Jeff and trys to pull him out.*
Adam: It wont budge, Dude...
Jeff: MAKE IT BUDGE, DUDE!
Adam: Let me go get Mr. Munson, Maybe he can help.
Jeff: NO ADAM, DONT LEAVE ME...
Adam: Ill be Right back...
*Adam runs out as Jeff Raises his arms and Looks up into the sky as a shot from the roof is shown looking down at him.*
Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Mike is shown in his house drinking a soda at his kitchen table when the doorbell rings, He goes to answer it and Dana is standing at the door.*
Dana: Hey
Mike: Hey!
*Mike & Dana Kiss*
Mike: Come On In...You want a soda or something?
Dana: Sure.
*Dana sits at the table as Mike hands her a can of soda. Mike then sits down.*
Mike: What brings you over?
Dana: I Have to tell you something...I Should have told you earlier, Actually.
Mike: What is it?
Dana: My roomates......Are all boys.
Mike: Oh.....Thats Cool.
Dana: You're not upset?
Mike: Why would i be? I Trust you....The only thing that upsets me is the fact that you didnt think id understand. I Thought we had a relationship based on trust and honesty. Those are the 2 most important tools in a serious relationship.
Dana: Have you been watching Dr. Phil?
Mike: ....Maybe...
*Mike & Dana both start laughing.*
Dana: I Promise ill be more honest and trusting from now On.
Mike: Sounds like a plan. Wanna go do something?
Dana: Sounds like a plan...
Mike: The Monster truck shows in town tonight.
Dana: I Dont like Monster Trucks...
Mike: WHAT?!
Dana: You told me to be honest!
Mike: *Laughs* Ok, Lets Go Catch a flick.
*Mike & Dana walk out. Jeff is shown again with his foot still stuck in the toilet freaking out when Adam & Mr. Munson walk In.*
Mr. Munson: Oh God...You idiots never cease to amaze me.
Jeff: HEY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT BUDDY.....FIXING THE TOILET SHOULDA BEEN YOUR RESPONSIBILITY YA OLD CHEAPSKATE!
Adam: Calm down, Jeff.
Jeff: How do you expect me to calm down when MY FOOTS STUCK IN A TOILET!!!!!
Mr. Munson: Well...Lets get you out of there.
*Mr. Munson & Adam both pull on Jeff until he finally comes out.*
Jeff: IM FREE!!!!!! *Looks Down* And FILTHY.
Mr. Munson: Now i hate to ask a stupid question, But how on EARTH Did that happen?
Adam: Long story...
Mr. Munson: Well as much as id love to hang around with you all day and discuss toilets, I Do have other business to take care of.
*Mr. Munson grabs a paper towel and wipes his hand and throws it in the toilet. He then goes to flush it.*
Adam & Jeff In Slow Motion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Mr. Munson's hand flushes the toilet in slow motion as water comes splashing out in large amounts and covers all 3 of them with it. About 20 seconds pass of awkward silence.*
Mr. Munson: I'll Uhh....Call a Repair man, Tommorow. Just for goodness sakes, Dont EVER Try to repair anything yourselves ever again.
Adam: Deal.
*Adam extends his hand for Mr. Munson to shake, Mr. Munson looks down at it for about 5 seconds, Then walks out without shaking it. Brad is shown again in Dean Sanders' office.*
Dean Sanders: Have you ever jay walked, Mr. Fulton?
Brad: No...
Dean Sanders: Have you ever Caused a car accident?
Brad: *Sighs* Yes...
Dean Sanders: And when was this?
Brad: *Annoyed* About half an hour ago.
Dean Sanders: Oh yes, You're refering to the incident that totaled my car.
Brad: TOTALED?! Sir, With all due respect...All i did was cause a minor scratch.
Dean Sanders: That scratch is going to cost a fortune, Fulton.
Brad; Sir, Why are you being so hard on me? I'm sorry about the car accident, But i thought this was about me getting into college.
Dean Sanders: HA! If you think you have any chance of getting into MY College, Then that accident obviously caused you to have brain damage.
Brad: But my grades....I Turned down Harvard!
Dean Sanders: I Dont care if you turned down Harvard, Yale, Princeton or Columbia.....You're not going here! Now if you'll excuse me I...
*Just then a boy walks In.*
Boy: Hi Dad.
Dean Sanders: Im in the middle of a meeting, Howie.
Howie: Just thought youd wanna know they're was an accident outside.
Dean Sanders: I Know. I...
Howie: From what i hear from the guy that witnessed it Some IDIOT stopped his car when he dropped his hamburger causing the other car to hit him.
Dean Sanders: Err....
*Dean Sanders stands up and walks over to the door, Then gently pushes Howie out.*
Dean Sanders: Well thanks for stopping by, Howie....Gotta get back to business.
*Dean Sanders embarasingly closes the door and turns around to see Brad standing up.*
Brad: Wait....You were gonna let me take the blame when this was YOUR Fault? And to top it off you were gonna hold it against my chances of getting in College? That has got to be the lowest thing i have ever...
*Dean Sanders gets down on his knees.*
Dean Sanders: Im on my Knees, Fulton....Wont you please attend my college?
Brad: *Grins* You're just trying to save face so i wont get you fired.
Dean Sanders: Ill Pay for the damages of both cars.
Brad: Hmmmm....I Dunno...
Dean Sanders: *Grinding his teeth* I'll Also throw in all your textbooks for free and buy you lunch every school day of the year.
Brad: Deal!
*Dean Sanders stands up and smiles.*
Dean Sanders: Welcome to The University Of California, Mr. Fulton!
Brad: Thank You Dean Sanders.
*Brad Starts to walk out, But turns around.*
Brad: Oh, And one more thing...
*Dean Sanders Looks confused.*
Brad: I Come from a very rich family, And i tend to enjoy the finer things in life. So when you bring the money for Lunch when i start school this fall, You're going to need alot more money than Taco Bell would charge.
*Brad smiles and pats Dean Sanders on the back and walks out as Dean Sanders Looks mad.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Adam & Jeff are shown watching TV When Brad walks In.*
Brad: Hey guys, Take care of the toilet today?
Jeff: You could say that.
Brad: Great, And i got into college!
Adam: Thats Great!
Jeff: Congrats, Man!
Brad: Thanks.....Excuse me though, Duty Calls.
*Brad walks off*
Jeff: Hey Adam...
Adam: Yeah?
Jeff: Where does One usually go when they say 'Duty Calls"?
Adam: The bathroom.
*Adam & Jeff continue smiling for a few seconds, Then look at each other with Looks of horror.*
Adam & Jeff: THE BATHROOM!
Brad Screaming from the bathroom: GUUUUUUUUUYS.....
*Adam & Jeff make a run for the door and run out as the show ends.*