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07-27-2004, 04:42 PM
Kate McCafferty and the Division inspectors were getting ready to set sail on board a cruise ship for one week of rest and relaxation. Earlier they had flown into Miami excitment evident in their causal banter. Soon the boat would depart for the Carribbean Islands and some much needed sunshine. As the inspectors cleared customs, they were weldcomed aboard by their cruise director Miss Carol Miligan. With broadening smiles, the group headed towards their assigned staterooms.
Raina: Would you look at this suite! It's great... all the comforts of home.
Magda: Did you see the size of the bathroom yet? Read the sign above the toilet, I think you'll get a big kick out of it.
Raina (reading out loud): Beware, contents under high pressure. Please make sure lid is shut before flushing! Ha, that's funny.
Magda: I think that you had better follow those directions. Wouldn't want to explain to the captain why you are missing at dinner. I think I would have a hard time keeping a straight face and explaining that your buttocks are firmly stuck to the toilet!
Raina: Great advice.
As the two roommates started settling in, an announcement for the departure of the ship came over the loud speaker. The two headed up on top deck for the sail away barbacue. This promised to be a wonderful trip with hopefully some surprises along the way!
Raina: Would you look at this suite! It's great... all the comforts of home.
Magda: Did you see the size of the bathroom yet? Read the sign above the toilet, I think you'll get a big kick out of it.
Raina (reading out loud): Beware, contents under high pressure. Please make sure lid is shut before flushing! Ha, that's funny.
Magda: I think that you had better follow those directions. Wouldn't want to explain to the captain why you are missing at dinner. I think I would have a hard time keeping a straight face and explaining that your buttocks are firmly stuck to the toilet!
Raina: Great advice.
As the two roommates started settling in, an announcement for the departure of the ship came over the loud speaker. The two headed up on top deck for the sail away barbacue. This promised to be a wonderful trip with hopefully some surprises along the way!