Mon---A Bird in the Head Hurts

Ritchie claims a giant woodpecker attacked him.

Tue---Gesundheit Darling

Rob fears he is allergic to his own family.

Wed---A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Rob feels guilty when he sees another dentist.

Thu---Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Director Rob must cast the role of Cleopatra.

Fri---The Cat Burglar

A burglar pillages the Petrie home.

PRIME is crazy. They haven't played Dick Van Dyke for long and now they're taken it off along with Bonanza and Dragnet so they can fill the slots with other shows they've been playing forever. What's with them?