What if there was a show where Jack and Janet got married? I have it all planed out. They would live above Jack's resterant and they would have a neighbor like Lana. Janet would be a waitress. This is who I think should play who:
Jack: John Ritter
Janet: Joyce DeWitt
Mr. Viscidis(the landlord): Jeffry Tambor
Mrs. Viscidis(the landlords wife): Helen Hunt
Heather(the Lana-like neighbor): Carmen Electra
Bridget(a waitress): Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mariah(another waitress): Rachel Stevens(from S Club 7)
Riley(Heather's child): ???
Wouldn't that show be cool?

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen. I have a headache."
Mrs. Roper: " Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Lana: "Can I borrow some sugar?" (grabbs Jack) "Come on sugar."
Larry: "Chrissy's in bed- with FURLEY!"
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS