Chad22
07-17-2004, 06:29 PM
Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Dana Harmon - Ravey
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Michael Collins - Timothy Daly
Julia Collins - Erin Moran
Matt Collins - Jake Thomas
Tony - Scott Baio
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*A Living room is shown as a Young man is laying on the couch in his Pajamas eating Popcorn and watching TV When The door opens. A Man, A Woman, And a younger teenage boy are shown walking In.*
Young Man On Couch: Hey Guys.
Woman: Adam....You're STILL Laying on the couch?
Man: You havent even bothered to get dressed yet.
Adam: Well the way i see it is...I'm Not doing anything, Therefor this is no real reason for me to get dressed.
Man: Why dont you get a JOB?
Adam: Aw Come On, Dad...Why would i wanna waste the whole day working?
Dad: You wanna talk about wasting the day? You're mother And I Work everyday for hours on end to support this family, And your brother goes to school to get an education so that he may one day BECOME Something.
Adam: I Used to go to school.
Dad: Yes, But while Matt actually gives an effort in school and trys to get good grades, You were more concerned about what was on TV That Night.
Adam: TV Happens to be a very educational tool, Dad. Just Look at PBS!
Dad: Yes...But do you ever WATCH PBS?
Adam:.....No....
Mom: Adam dear, What your father is trying to say is you Graduated 2 Months ago, And since then you have yet to do...Well..Anything.
*Adam Stands Up*
Adam: Hey, Thats not true...I Helped you bring the grocerys in yesterday.
Mom: Because you wanted the fruit rollups inside!
Adam: True...
Dad: Adam, Why dont you and your brother go in your room while your mother and i talk.
Adam: Ok
*Adam & Matt walk off as The parents sit down.*
Dad: Julia, What are we gonna do? We cant afford to keep supporting him forever.
Julia: Well we cant just throw him out, Michael.
Michael: I Dont see any other options right now...Hes due for a long awaited dose of responsibility.
Julia: I Dont Know...
Michael: Trust me, Its the right thing to do. I'm sure he'll understand...
*Adam is shown standing In front of his parents Looking shocked.*
Adam: YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?!
Julia: Its not that we're kicking you out.....Well Ok, Actually, We are.
Adam: But....
Michael: Its time you took some responsibility for yourself, Adam.
Adam: Matt...Help me out, Man.
Matt: This means i get my own room, Right?
Julia: Yes.
Matt: I'll Miss ya, Adam.
*Matt Pats Adam on the back and walks off smiling.*
Adam: Yeah...THANKS ALOT.
Michael: Oh come On, It wont be so bad.
*Michael Gives Adam some Money*
Michael: Theres 100 dollars. Its not much, But it'll get you started. Get a job, And you can get more.
Adam: A....JOB?!
Michael: Yep...Well good luck, And when you find a place...I'll help you bring your stuff over. Bye!
Adam: Dad, No...I Am Not leaving, And there is no way you're gonna get me out.
*The outside of the house is shown as Adam is shown being tossed out.*
Adam: Fine...FINE....But you'll regret this when you need me to bring in groceries from the car.
*The door shuts as Adam looks upset. An Apartment is then shown as theres a knock on the door and an old man answers, The Old man opens the door and Adam is standing there.*
Old Man: May i help you?
Adam: Yeah, I'm here about the vacant apartment.
Old Man: Whats your name?
Adam: Adam Collins.
Old Man: I'm Walter Munson, You can call me Mr. Munson. Now lets get down to it...Do you have any pets?
Adam: No.
Mr. Munson: Are you known to have wild partys?
Adam: No.
Mr. Munson: Do you do anything else that may be considered disturbing to the other tenants or myself?
Adam: I Dont think so.
Mr. Munson: Ok...You seem like you could be alright. The rent is 200 dollars a Month.
Adam: I Think i can handle that.
Mr. Munson: But i'm going to need 400 dollars before you can move In.
Adam: What?! I Dont have that kind of money!
Mr. Munson: Then you can't move In
*Suddenly another person comes up to the door.*
Guy: Hi, Im here about the vacant apartment.
Mr. Munson: If you'll excuse me Mr. Collins, I Have Another possible tenant here that CAN Pay the 400 dollars.
Guy: Woah...400 Dollars? I Dont have that much.
*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes as Adam looks like he gets an idea.*
Adam: Wait....How much do you have?
Guy: 75 Dollars.
Adam: I Have 100. If we put it together we could be roomates.
Guy: Hey, Not a bad idea!....Who are you, Anyway?
Adam: Adam Collins.
Guy: I'm Jeff Kimble.
Mr. Munson: *Sarcasticly* Well as much as it warms my heart to see this new friendship form, You're still a long way away from 400 dollars.
Adam: Well....What if we got another roomate?
Mr. Munson: I Dont care if you get A Giraffe....If you can get The 400 dollars, You can have the apartment. Until then, You cant.
Adam: I Thought pets werent allowed?
*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes and closes the door on both Adam & Jeff. Adam & Jeff are then shown sitting at a restaurant eating in a booth when The waiter brings up a Pizza and sets it down.*
Waiter: Here ya go. A Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza.
Jeff: Thanks, Uncle Tony.
*Tony walks Off.*
Adam: Thats your uncle?
Jeff: Yeah, He owns this place. GREAT Pizza!
Adam: Well at least we agree on toppings, Thats essential if we're gonna live together.
*Adam eats a slice of pizza.*
Adam: WOW.....This IS Great pizza.
Jeff: Best Pizzaria in California, Hands down.
Adam: So whats your story anyway? Just moved away from home?
Jeff: Yeah...I Think I'm finally old enough to get a place of my own.
Adam: I Got kicked out. Why you in such a hurry to get a place of your own, Anyway? You in college?
Jeff: High school actually, I Start my senior year this year. I Was anxious to move away from home because my family is......How should i put this.....Pigs.
Adam: Pigs?
Jeff: Well, Yeah. You see i take great pride in keeping myself as clean as possible, Yet i had to spend my entire life living in the same room as a brother that takes absolutely no pride in cleanliness. I Remember this one time he was eating tacos...And the hamburger and all the toppings came out on him and dripped all over his shirt. I Expected him to go and change it like a normal person, And yet....He didnt. The germs and dirtyness spread all over him and our room all night....But he didnt care, *Starts to freak out* HE JUST DIDNT CARE!!!
*Adam Raises his eyebrows as his eyes widen, Jeff then starts to calm down.*
Jeff: Sorry.
Adam: Riiiight.....Back on the main subject though, Where are We gonna find a 3rd roomate?
*A Guy walks Up.*
Guy: Excuse me...Did i just hear you guys needed a roomate?
Jeff: Yeah.
Guy: Thats Great! I'm Brad Fulton And I Start College in town this fall, But the dorms are a bit expensive...And im sort of on a budget.
Adam: Well We're Renting an apartment, But dont have enough money, We're trying to find another roomate to get the 400 dollars we need to move In.
Brad: How much do you have so far?
Adam: $175
Brad: I Have 150.
Adam: That makes 325...We're still short.
Brad: Maybe we could find a 4th person?
Jeff: I Dunno guys....3 People is a stretch, But it could work out. 4 People seems kinda.....Odd.
Adam: This is the cheapest place in town, We dont have many other choices.
*Brad gets in the booth and sits down next to Jeff.*
Brad: So you guys like best friends or something?
Adam: Oh Yeah
Jeff: The best.
Brad: How long have you guys known each other?
*Adam Looks at his watch*
Adam: About 45 Minutes.
*Mr. Munson's Apartment is shown again as theres a knock on the door and Mr. Munson answers. A Girl is standing there wearing a leather jacket with a Helmet in her hand.*
Mr. Munson: May i help you?
Girl: Yeah, I'm Dana Harmon....I'm Here about the Apartment.
Mr. Munson: You....Are?
Dana: Yeah...Oh and the motorcycle pulling in wasnt mine, My boyfriend gave me a lift.
Me. Munson: Well the rent is 200 dollars a month, But im going to need 400 before i can let you move In.
Dana: I Have 90 bucks. Will you take that?
*Mr. Munson starts to laugh.*
Dana: Whats so funny?
Mr. Munson: The fact that you think my price is negotiable. *Starts Laughing More* Ohhh....Well, You know the way out.
Dana: Please Sir...I Left my parent's House hours away to move here *Starts to cry* AND I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO.
Mr. Munson: I'm Sorry, But...
Dana: *Crying* Thats Ok.....I Can sleep on a park bench.
Mr. Munson: Oh Alright....Cut the act already.
*Dana starts crying in an instant.*
Dana: *Smiling* So i can have the apartment?
Mr. Munson: Well i have a couple other people interested in it....If they cant get the money, Its Yours.
Dana: Thank You Mr...
Mr. Munson: Munson.
Dana: Thank You, Mr. Munson. Can i use your bathroom?
Mr. Munson: Do you have to?
Dana: Yeah...Pretty Bad.
Mr. Munson: Oh Alright...
*Dana walks into the bathroom and Mr. Munson goes to close the door when Adam, Jeff & Brad show up.*
Jeff: Mr. Munson....We have 325 Dollars. Could we get by on that?
Mr. Munson: No!....Why does everyone assume i'm this nice guy that will let things slide?
Adam: Because you are....But you just act rough to prove your superior masculinity?
Mr. Munson: ....Get out of my building.
*The 3 start to walk out, Just then Dana comes out of the bathroom.*
Mr. Munson: Wait...
*Adam, Jeff & Brad walk back In.*
Mr. Munson: I May have an idea to fix all your problems, And get you off my back.
Brad: Whats that?
Mr. Munson: Well this young lady has 90 dollars. If you put that with the amount of money you have now, Its more then enough to make the first rent.
Jeff: But shes A.....Girl.
Mr. Munson: Very Insightful, Mr. Kimble.
Brad: What he means is...It might be a little uncomfortable to live with a girl. Especially one we dont even know!
Mr. Munson: You dont even know each other, Let alone her. However if you want the apartment it may be your only choice.
Adam: He does have a point...
Mr. Munson: So are you going to rent the apartment or not? Because i would really not like to waste more time chatting with people that do not benefit me in the least.
Brad: What do you think guys?...Should we do it?
*Adam, Brad, Jeff & Dana all think.*
Adam: I'm In.
Dana: I'm In!
Brad: I'm In....
*Jeff is still thinking.*
Jeff: Well....Ok....I'm In.
Mr. Munson: Very well...I'll need your signatures.
*Mr. Munson takes out a paper as all 4 sign. Mr. Munson then gets ready to sign himself.*
Mr. Munson: Now before i sign this i need to know....Are you 4 going to be able to get along? You all barely know each other and may want to move out soon....But i do not like to break leases.
Adam: *Smiles* Mr. Munson...I'm sure we're gonna get along just fine.
1 WEEK LATER
*Adam & Dana are shown sitting on the couch and watching TV. Dana is eating a bag of potato chips and has crumbs everywhere when Brad walks In.*
Brad: Hi Guys.
Adam: Shhh....TV.
Brad: Did you take the trash out today?
Adam: Eh...I'll do it later.
Brad: Adam...This is like the 4th time this week you havent helped do anything. You Just sit there all day watching TV as if you base your life around it.
Adam: But I Do..
Brad: What? You actually base your life around the TV?
Adam: Well, Yeah...
Brad: Dont you ever go hang out with friends?
Adam: I Watch "Friends"!
Brad: What about exercising?
Adam: I Exercise with Bodyshaping...Every Day on ESPN.
Brad: Have a girlfriend?
Adam: No...But I Have my right hand and many tapes of Baywatch.
Brad: How are you ever gonna learn life's experiences just watching TV All day?
Adam: Listen Brad, You take the good...You take the bad...You take them both, And there you have....The Facts Of Life.
Brad: .....What does that even mean?
Adam: Its the Facts Of Life themesong, Man! What, Have you bee living under a rock your entire life?
Brad: I Give up...
*Brad walks off.*
Adam: Yeez...He sounds just like my Dad.
*Just then Jeff walks in and sees Adam & Dana on the couch.*
Jeff: Hey guys, I Was....AHHHH!
Dana: *With mouth full of chips* What?
Jeff: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! LOOK AT YOU!
*Dana Looks confused as Jeff runs in his room, Then comes back out with a Mini Vacuum cleaner And starts cleaning up the chip crumbs Dana made.*
Dana: What are you doing?
Jeff: Cleaning up your mess ya PIG...
*Jeff then looks over on the Coffee table and sees a container of chip dip with chip crumbs still in it.*
Jeff: Chips in the dip??? CHIPS IN THE DIP?!
Dana: Uhhh Hello...Thats what its for!
Jeff: No, Dana...That is NOT What its for. You're supposed to take your chip, Slowly dip it into the dip...Then take it out and eat it. One chip...MAYBE 2 At a time. This Looks like you jammed a bunch of chips AND Your hand into the dip and just shoved a big glob of chip and dip into your mouth. Do you have any idea how unsanitary that is?
Dana: Who...cares?
*Jeff Looks mad*
Jeff: You better watch your step, Sister!
*Jeff storms Up.*
Dana: What is with them?
Adam: I Know...Yelling at us just for being ourselves.
Dana: This is EXACTLY Why i moved away from my parents.
Adam: I Got kicked out.
Dana: Yeah....*Annoyed* I Know. You've only whined about it all week.
Adam: Hey...I'm going through a very hard time right now!
Dana: *Rolls Eyes* Oh Please...They even gave you a hundred dollars and helped you move In.
Adam: I Dont have to take this....
Dana: Right...And what are you gonna do about it?
Adam: I'm gonna........Go to my room and cry more.
Dana: You do that!
*Adam walks into his room, Which is also Jeff's. There are 2 beds in the room and Jeff is laying on one.*
Adam: Hey Jeff...Mind if i have some time to myself for awhile?
Jeff: C'mon Adam...I Was helping my Parents paint their house all day, I'm Tired.
Adam: *Sighs* Fine.
*Adam lays down on his bed.*
Jeff: Remind me again...Why do we have to share a room?
Adam: Cause Danas a girl And Brad payed more...Which pretty much leaves us having to share the 3rd bedroom.
Jeff: Apartments really need to add more rooms...
Adam: Agreed.
*Dana is in the kitchen eating Cereal when Brad walks In.*
Brad: DANA!
Dana: What?
Brad: Thats MY Cereal!
Dana: I Didnt see your name on it.
*Brad lifts the cereal Box revealing the bottom.*
Dana: Oh God, you did...
Brad: Yes i did. And yet...Here you are eating it.
Dana: Whats the big deal?
Brad: The big deal is its 6 PM.
Dana: So What?
Brad: I Have eaten a bowl of Golden Grahams and watched the news every day at 6 PM Since i was 5 years old. Not enough cereal so that it ruins my dinner, But just enough so that i get a refreshing snack while watching the day's current events. I Was scheduled to buy a new box of cereal tommorow as there was only enough left in that box for one more bowl, Which i thought was going to be for tonight. But you have taken that away from me, Dana....YOU HAVE RUINED MY NIGHTLY TRADIION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!
*Dana Burps and starts laughing.*
Dana: Sorry...I Couldnt help it.
Brad: How Charming....
*Dana Starts to laugh more as Milk comes out of her nose. Jeff then walks In.*
Jeff: OH MY GOD....YOU'RE GETTING NOSE MILK EVERYWHERE.
*Dana starts to laugh even harder when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Whats going On?
Jeff: THIS GIRL IS EVEN MORE OF A PIG THAN MY BROTHER!
Brad: Hey at least the mess can be cleaned...The fact that she ate all of my cereal and killed my tradition can nevr be fixed.
Adam: Eh you guys have minor problems compared to me.
Brad: Is he gonna go on about getting kicked out again?
Adam: I HAD TO LEAVE MY HOME, MAN!
Jeff: That would be A Yes.
Dana: The only problem you all have is you're nerds!
Adam: HEY! We're not nerds...*Looks at Brad & Jeff* Ok, We are. But thats not the point! The point is we all made a big mistake here.
Brad: You said it...I Mean, What were we thinking moving in with people we've never even met before?
Jeff: I Guess we were just desperate and assumed we'd get along.
Dana: Well so much for that.
Brad: You guys realize what we have to do dont you?...We have to talk to Munson.
Adam: Yeah...If we ask hard enough maybe he'll let us out of our lease.
*Mr. Munson is shown in his apartment.*
Mr. Munson: Absolutely Not!
Jeff: C'Mon Mr. Munson...We arent getting along.
Mr. Munson: I Was aware that there were going to br problems...And i asked if you wanted to continue. And you all said yes.
Brad: But we didnt know it would be this bad...I Guess we just assumed...
Adam Whispering To Brad: Let me handle this...
Adam: We were drunk, Sir.
Mr. Munson: I Dont care if you were drunk or intoxicated by the fumes of Gas...I'm Not going to let you out of your lease. Now you're more than welcome to move out and go live somewhere else...So Long as you continue to pay the rent until the lease is over.
Dana: Thats Crazy...We cant aford that!
Mr. Munson: Well my dear, Thats not my problem.
Brad: But Mr. Munson...You dont understand.
Mr. Munson: How so?
Brad: Dana....*Looks Upset* Ate my cereal
Mr. Munson: *Shocked* You ate his cereal?
Dana: *Shrugs* I Was Hungry!
Jeff: Please Mr. Munson....We cant go on like this.
Mr. Munson: *Thinking* Alright....Alright i'll let you out of it.
*Everyone but Mr. Munson starts to cheer*
Mr. Munson: But you may want to think long and hard about one thing......You have 2 choices here. The first choice is to take the easy way out and break the lease.....But the 2nd and more rewarding choice is to continue living with each other and work out your problems, Bond with each other, Grow together as adults, And one day....Maybe even become good friends.....Best friends. The choice is yours.
*Everyone looks down and thinks for a few seconds.*
Everyone: NUMBER 1!
Mr. Munson: WELL TOO BAD! I Lied!
Jeff: WHAT? How could you do that?!
Mr. Munson: I Thought you were going to pick number 2!
Brad: Mr. Munson....I Dont see how the 4 of us could ever be good friends. Sure, We get along when we have to....But Even thats not often. We have nothing in common!
Mr. Munson: Not true...The 4 of you have alot in common.
Adam: Like what?
Mr. Munson: You are 4 young people that just entered adulthood...You're all trying to find out who you truly are what your future holds. Now Seperate....You can do just fine, But TOGETHER...You can help each other find whats right for you. Its as if Destinty brought you all together for a reason....And as odd a pairing you 4 may be...You all have alot more in common than you could ever possibly know......The Odd Quad.
Brad: You Know....He has a point.
Adam: I Guess we could give it another shot...
Dana: I'll try to be more considerate of you guys in the future.
Jeff: Yeah....Thanks Mr. Munson, Lets go home guys.
*Brad, Dana & Jeff walk out and Adam starts to, Then turns around.*
Adam: Mr. Munson?
Mr. Munson: Yes.
Adam: You know for a guy that likes to give the impression he hates us....You sure just did us a big favor.
Mr. Munson: Mr. Collins i merely said that so you would all stay under lease....It was all in business.
Adam: Say whatever you want Mr. Munson, But i know he truth....You like us.
Mr. Munson: Dont be ridiculous....I Have alot of tenants, And you 4 are no different then any of them.
Adam: *Grins* Whatever you say, Mr. Munson.
*Adam walks out and Mr. Munson gets a Small smile on his face.*
Mr. Munson: I Like them...
Adam, Brad, Dana & Jeff: *Yelling from outside the door* WE HEARD THAT!
*Mr. Munson gets a mad look on his face Which quickly turns to a small laugh as the show ends.*
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Dana Harmon - Ravey
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Michael Collins - Timothy Daly
Julia Collins - Erin Moran
Matt Collins - Jake Thomas
Tony - Scott Baio
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*A Living room is shown as a Young man is laying on the couch in his Pajamas eating Popcorn and watching TV When The door opens. A Man, A Woman, And a younger teenage boy are shown walking In.*
Young Man On Couch: Hey Guys.
Woman: Adam....You're STILL Laying on the couch?
Man: You havent even bothered to get dressed yet.
Adam: Well the way i see it is...I'm Not doing anything, Therefor this is no real reason for me to get dressed.
Man: Why dont you get a JOB?
Adam: Aw Come On, Dad...Why would i wanna waste the whole day working?
Dad: You wanna talk about wasting the day? You're mother And I Work everyday for hours on end to support this family, And your brother goes to school to get an education so that he may one day BECOME Something.
Adam: I Used to go to school.
Dad: Yes, But while Matt actually gives an effort in school and trys to get good grades, You were more concerned about what was on TV That Night.
Adam: TV Happens to be a very educational tool, Dad. Just Look at PBS!
Dad: Yes...But do you ever WATCH PBS?
Adam:.....No....
Mom: Adam dear, What your father is trying to say is you Graduated 2 Months ago, And since then you have yet to do...Well..Anything.
*Adam Stands Up*
Adam: Hey, Thats not true...I Helped you bring the grocerys in yesterday.
Mom: Because you wanted the fruit rollups inside!
Adam: True...
Dad: Adam, Why dont you and your brother go in your room while your mother and i talk.
Adam: Ok
*Adam & Matt walk off as The parents sit down.*
Dad: Julia, What are we gonna do? We cant afford to keep supporting him forever.
Julia: Well we cant just throw him out, Michael.
Michael: I Dont see any other options right now...Hes due for a long awaited dose of responsibility.
Julia: I Dont Know...
Michael: Trust me, Its the right thing to do. I'm sure he'll understand...
*Adam is shown standing In front of his parents Looking shocked.*
Adam: YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?!
Julia: Its not that we're kicking you out.....Well Ok, Actually, We are.
Adam: But....
Michael: Its time you took some responsibility for yourself, Adam.
Adam: Matt...Help me out, Man.
Matt: This means i get my own room, Right?
Julia: Yes.
Matt: I'll Miss ya, Adam.
*Matt Pats Adam on the back and walks off smiling.*
Adam: Yeah...THANKS ALOT.
Michael: Oh come On, It wont be so bad.
*Michael Gives Adam some Money*
Michael: Theres 100 dollars. Its not much, But it'll get you started. Get a job, And you can get more.
Adam: A....JOB?!
Michael: Yep...Well good luck, And when you find a place...I'll help you bring your stuff over. Bye!
Adam: Dad, No...I Am Not leaving, And there is no way you're gonna get me out.
*The outside of the house is shown as Adam is shown being tossed out.*
Adam: Fine...FINE....But you'll regret this when you need me to bring in groceries from the car.
*The door shuts as Adam looks upset. An Apartment is then shown as theres a knock on the door and an old man answers, The Old man opens the door and Adam is standing there.*
Old Man: May i help you?
Adam: Yeah, I'm here about the vacant apartment.
Old Man: Whats your name?
Adam: Adam Collins.
Old Man: I'm Walter Munson, You can call me Mr. Munson. Now lets get down to it...Do you have any pets?
Adam: No.
Mr. Munson: Are you known to have wild partys?
Adam: No.
Mr. Munson: Do you do anything else that may be considered disturbing to the other tenants or myself?
Adam: I Dont think so.
Mr. Munson: Ok...You seem like you could be alright. The rent is 200 dollars a Month.
Adam: I Think i can handle that.
Mr. Munson: But i'm going to need 400 dollars before you can move In.
Adam: What?! I Dont have that kind of money!
Mr. Munson: Then you can't move In
*Suddenly another person comes up to the door.*
Guy: Hi, Im here about the vacant apartment.
Mr. Munson: If you'll excuse me Mr. Collins, I Have Another possible tenant here that CAN Pay the 400 dollars.
Guy: Woah...400 Dollars? I Dont have that much.
*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes as Adam looks like he gets an idea.*
Adam: Wait....How much do you have?
Guy: 75 Dollars.
Adam: I Have 100. If we put it together we could be roomates.
Guy: Hey, Not a bad idea!....Who are you, Anyway?
Adam: Adam Collins.
Guy: I'm Jeff Kimble.
Mr. Munson: *Sarcasticly* Well as much as it warms my heart to see this new friendship form, You're still a long way away from 400 dollars.
Adam: Well....What if we got another roomate?
Mr. Munson: I Dont care if you get A Giraffe....If you can get The 400 dollars, You can have the apartment. Until then, You cant.
Adam: I Thought pets werent allowed?
*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes and closes the door on both Adam & Jeff. Adam & Jeff are then shown sitting at a restaurant eating in a booth when The waiter brings up a Pizza and sets it down.*
Waiter: Here ya go. A Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza.
Jeff: Thanks, Uncle Tony.
*Tony walks Off.*
Adam: Thats your uncle?
Jeff: Yeah, He owns this place. GREAT Pizza!
Adam: Well at least we agree on toppings, Thats essential if we're gonna live together.
*Adam eats a slice of pizza.*
Adam: WOW.....This IS Great pizza.
Jeff: Best Pizzaria in California, Hands down.
Adam: So whats your story anyway? Just moved away from home?
Jeff: Yeah...I Think I'm finally old enough to get a place of my own.
Adam: I Got kicked out. Why you in such a hurry to get a place of your own, Anyway? You in college?
Jeff: High school actually, I Start my senior year this year. I Was anxious to move away from home because my family is......How should i put this.....Pigs.
Adam: Pigs?
Jeff: Well, Yeah. You see i take great pride in keeping myself as clean as possible, Yet i had to spend my entire life living in the same room as a brother that takes absolutely no pride in cleanliness. I Remember this one time he was eating tacos...And the hamburger and all the toppings came out on him and dripped all over his shirt. I Expected him to go and change it like a normal person, And yet....He didnt. The germs and dirtyness spread all over him and our room all night....But he didnt care, *Starts to freak out* HE JUST DIDNT CARE!!!
*Adam Raises his eyebrows as his eyes widen, Jeff then starts to calm down.*
Jeff: Sorry.
Adam: Riiiight.....Back on the main subject though, Where are We gonna find a 3rd roomate?
*A Guy walks Up.*
Guy: Excuse me...Did i just hear you guys needed a roomate?
Jeff: Yeah.
Guy: Thats Great! I'm Brad Fulton And I Start College in town this fall, But the dorms are a bit expensive...And im sort of on a budget.
Adam: Well We're Renting an apartment, But dont have enough money, We're trying to find another roomate to get the 400 dollars we need to move In.
Brad: How much do you have so far?
Adam: $175
Brad: I Have 150.
Adam: That makes 325...We're still short.
Brad: Maybe we could find a 4th person?
Jeff: I Dunno guys....3 People is a stretch, But it could work out. 4 People seems kinda.....Odd.
Adam: This is the cheapest place in town, We dont have many other choices.
*Brad gets in the booth and sits down next to Jeff.*
Brad: So you guys like best friends or something?
Adam: Oh Yeah
Jeff: The best.
Brad: How long have you guys known each other?
*Adam Looks at his watch*
Adam: About 45 Minutes.
*Mr. Munson's Apartment is shown again as theres a knock on the door and Mr. Munson answers. A Girl is standing there wearing a leather jacket with a Helmet in her hand.*
Mr. Munson: May i help you?
Girl: Yeah, I'm Dana Harmon....I'm Here about the Apartment.
Mr. Munson: You....Are?
Dana: Yeah...Oh and the motorcycle pulling in wasnt mine, My boyfriend gave me a lift.
Me. Munson: Well the rent is 200 dollars a month, But im going to need 400 before i can let you move In.
Dana: I Have 90 bucks. Will you take that?
*Mr. Munson starts to laugh.*
Dana: Whats so funny?
Mr. Munson: The fact that you think my price is negotiable. *Starts Laughing More* Ohhh....Well, You know the way out.
Dana: Please Sir...I Left my parent's House hours away to move here *Starts to cry* AND I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO.
Mr. Munson: I'm Sorry, But...
Dana: *Crying* Thats Ok.....I Can sleep on a park bench.
Mr. Munson: Oh Alright....Cut the act already.
*Dana starts crying in an instant.*
Dana: *Smiling* So i can have the apartment?
Mr. Munson: Well i have a couple other people interested in it....If they cant get the money, Its Yours.
Dana: Thank You Mr...
Mr. Munson: Munson.
Dana: Thank You, Mr. Munson. Can i use your bathroom?
Mr. Munson: Do you have to?
Dana: Yeah...Pretty Bad.
Mr. Munson: Oh Alright...
*Dana walks into the bathroom and Mr. Munson goes to close the door when Adam, Jeff & Brad show up.*
Jeff: Mr. Munson....We have 325 Dollars. Could we get by on that?
Mr. Munson: No!....Why does everyone assume i'm this nice guy that will let things slide?
Adam: Because you are....But you just act rough to prove your superior masculinity?
Mr. Munson: ....Get out of my building.
*The 3 start to walk out, Just then Dana comes out of the bathroom.*
Mr. Munson: Wait...
*Adam, Jeff & Brad walk back In.*
Mr. Munson: I May have an idea to fix all your problems, And get you off my back.
Brad: Whats that?
Mr. Munson: Well this young lady has 90 dollars. If you put that with the amount of money you have now, Its more then enough to make the first rent.
Jeff: But shes A.....Girl.
Mr. Munson: Very Insightful, Mr. Kimble.
Brad: What he means is...It might be a little uncomfortable to live with a girl. Especially one we dont even know!
Mr. Munson: You dont even know each other, Let alone her. However if you want the apartment it may be your only choice.
Adam: He does have a point...
Mr. Munson: So are you going to rent the apartment or not? Because i would really not like to waste more time chatting with people that do not benefit me in the least.
Brad: What do you think guys?...Should we do it?
*Adam, Brad, Jeff & Dana all think.*
Adam: I'm In.
Dana: I'm In!
Brad: I'm In....
*Jeff is still thinking.*
Jeff: Well....Ok....I'm In.
Mr. Munson: Very well...I'll need your signatures.
*Mr. Munson takes out a paper as all 4 sign. Mr. Munson then gets ready to sign himself.*
Mr. Munson: Now before i sign this i need to know....Are you 4 going to be able to get along? You all barely know each other and may want to move out soon....But i do not like to break leases.
Adam: *Smiles* Mr. Munson...I'm sure we're gonna get along just fine.
1 WEEK LATER
*Adam & Dana are shown sitting on the couch and watching TV. Dana is eating a bag of potato chips and has crumbs everywhere when Brad walks In.*
Brad: Hi Guys.
Adam: Shhh....TV.
Brad: Did you take the trash out today?
Adam: Eh...I'll do it later.
Brad: Adam...This is like the 4th time this week you havent helped do anything. You Just sit there all day watching TV as if you base your life around it.
Adam: But I Do..
Brad: What? You actually base your life around the TV?
Adam: Well, Yeah...
Brad: Dont you ever go hang out with friends?
Adam: I Watch "Friends"!
Brad: What about exercising?
Adam: I Exercise with Bodyshaping...Every Day on ESPN.
Brad: Have a girlfriend?
Adam: No...But I Have my right hand and many tapes of Baywatch.
Brad: How are you ever gonna learn life's experiences just watching TV All day?
Adam: Listen Brad, You take the good...You take the bad...You take them both, And there you have....The Facts Of Life.
Brad: .....What does that even mean?
Adam: Its the Facts Of Life themesong, Man! What, Have you bee living under a rock your entire life?
Brad: I Give up...
*Brad walks off.*
Adam: Yeez...He sounds just like my Dad.
*Just then Jeff walks in and sees Adam & Dana on the couch.*
Jeff: Hey guys, I Was....AHHHH!
Dana: *With mouth full of chips* What?
Jeff: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! LOOK AT YOU!
*Dana Looks confused as Jeff runs in his room, Then comes back out with a Mini Vacuum cleaner And starts cleaning up the chip crumbs Dana made.*
Dana: What are you doing?
Jeff: Cleaning up your mess ya PIG...
*Jeff then looks over on the Coffee table and sees a container of chip dip with chip crumbs still in it.*
Jeff: Chips in the dip??? CHIPS IN THE DIP?!
Dana: Uhhh Hello...Thats what its for!
Jeff: No, Dana...That is NOT What its for. You're supposed to take your chip, Slowly dip it into the dip...Then take it out and eat it. One chip...MAYBE 2 At a time. This Looks like you jammed a bunch of chips AND Your hand into the dip and just shoved a big glob of chip and dip into your mouth. Do you have any idea how unsanitary that is?
Dana: Who...cares?
*Jeff Looks mad*
Jeff: You better watch your step, Sister!
*Jeff storms Up.*
Dana: What is with them?
Adam: I Know...Yelling at us just for being ourselves.
Dana: This is EXACTLY Why i moved away from my parents.
Adam: I Got kicked out.
Dana: Yeah....*Annoyed* I Know. You've only whined about it all week.
Adam: Hey...I'm going through a very hard time right now!
Dana: *Rolls Eyes* Oh Please...They even gave you a hundred dollars and helped you move In.
Adam: I Dont have to take this....
Dana: Right...And what are you gonna do about it?
Adam: I'm gonna........Go to my room and cry more.
Dana: You do that!
*Adam walks into his room, Which is also Jeff's. There are 2 beds in the room and Jeff is laying on one.*
Adam: Hey Jeff...Mind if i have some time to myself for awhile?
Jeff: C'mon Adam...I Was helping my Parents paint their house all day, I'm Tired.
Adam: *Sighs* Fine.
*Adam lays down on his bed.*
Jeff: Remind me again...Why do we have to share a room?
Adam: Cause Danas a girl And Brad payed more...Which pretty much leaves us having to share the 3rd bedroom.
Jeff: Apartments really need to add more rooms...
Adam: Agreed.
*Dana is in the kitchen eating Cereal when Brad walks In.*
Brad: DANA!
Dana: What?
Brad: Thats MY Cereal!
Dana: I Didnt see your name on it.
*Brad lifts the cereal Box revealing the bottom.*
Dana: Oh God, you did...
Brad: Yes i did. And yet...Here you are eating it.
Dana: Whats the big deal?
Brad: The big deal is its 6 PM.
Dana: So What?
Brad: I Have eaten a bowl of Golden Grahams and watched the news every day at 6 PM Since i was 5 years old. Not enough cereal so that it ruins my dinner, But just enough so that i get a refreshing snack while watching the day's current events. I Was scheduled to buy a new box of cereal tommorow as there was only enough left in that box for one more bowl, Which i thought was going to be for tonight. But you have taken that away from me, Dana....YOU HAVE RUINED MY NIGHTLY TRADIION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!
*Dana Burps and starts laughing.*
Dana: Sorry...I Couldnt help it.
Brad: How Charming....
*Dana Starts to laugh more as Milk comes out of her nose. Jeff then walks In.*
Jeff: OH MY GOD....YOU'RE GETTING NOSE MILK EVERYWHERE.
*Dana starts to laugh even harder when Adam walks In.*
Adam: Whats going On?
Jeff: THIS GIRL IS EVEN MORE OF A PIG THAN MY BROTHER!
Brad: Hey at least the mess can be cleaned...The fact that she ate all of my cereal and killed my tradition can nevr be fixed.
Adam: Eh you guys have minor problems compared to me.
Brad: Is he gonna go on about getting kicked out again?
Adam: I HAD TO LEAVE MY HOME, MAN!
Jeff: That would be A Yes.
Dana: The only problem you all have is you're nerds!
Adam: HEY! We're not nerds...*Looks at Brad & Jeff* Ok, We are. But thats not the point! The point is we all made a big mistake here.
Brad: You said it...I Mean, What were we thinking moving in with people we've never even met before?
Jeff: I Guess we were just desperate and assumed we'd get along.
Dana: Well so much for that.
Brad: You guys realize what we have to do dont you?...We have to talk to Munson.
Adam: Yeah...If we ask hard enough maybe he'll let us out of our lease.
*Mr. Munson is shown in his apartment.*
Mr. Munson: Absolutely Not!
Jeff: C'Mon Mr. Munson...We arent getting along.
Mr. Munson: I Was aware that there were going to br problems...And i asked if you wanted to continue. And you all said yes.
Brad: But we didnt know it would be this bad...I Guess we just assumed...
Adam Whispering To Brad: Let me handle this...
Adam: We were drunk, Sir.
Mr. Munson: I Dont care if you were drunk or intoxicated by the fumes of Gas...I'm Not going to let you out of your lease. Now you're more than welcome to move out and go live somewhere else...So Long as you continue to pay the rent until the lease is over.
Dana: Thats Crazy...We cant aford that!
Mr. Munson: Well my dear, Thats not my problem.
Brad: But Mr. Munson...You dont understand.
Mr. Munson: How so?
Brad: Dana....*Looks Upset* Ate my cereal
Mr. Munson: *Shocked* You ate his cereal?
Dana: *Shrugs* I Was Hungry!
Jeff: Please Mr. Munson....We cant go on like this.
Mr. Munson: *Thinking* Alright....Alright i'll let you out of it.
*Everyone but Mr. Munson starts to cheer*
Mr. Munson: But you may want to think long and hard about one thing......You have 2 choices here. The first choice is to take the easy way out and break the lease.....But the 2nd and more rewarding choice is to continue living with each other and work out your problems, Bond with each other, Grow together as adults, And one day....Maybe even become good friends.....Best friends. The choice is yours.
*Everyone looks down and thinks for a few seconds.*
Everyone: NUMBER 1!
Mr. Munson: WELL TOO BAD! I Lied!
Jeff: WHAT? How could you do that?!
Mr. Munson: I Thought you were going to pick number 2!
Brad: Mr. Munson....I Dont see how the 4 of us could ever be good friends. Sure, We get along when we have to....But Even thats not often. We have nothing in common!
Mr. Munson: Not true...The 4 of you have alot in common.
Adam: Like what?
Mr. Munson: You are 4 young people that just entered adulthood...You're all trying to find out who you truly are what your future holds. Now Seperate....You can do just fine, But TOGETHER...You can help each other find whats right for you. Its as if Destinty brought you all together for a reason....And as odd a pairing you 4 may be...You all have alot more in common than you could ever possibly know......The Odd Quad.
Brad: You Know....He has a point.
Adam: I Guess we could give it another shot...
Dana: I'll try to be more considerate of you guys in the future.
Jeff: Yeah....Thanks Mr. Munson, Lets go home guys.
*Brad, Dana & Jeff walk out and Adam starts to, Then turns around.*
Adam: Mr. Munson?
Mr. Munson: Yes.
Adam: You know for a guy that likes to give the impression he hates us....You sure just did us a big favor.
Mr. Munson: Mr. Collins i merely said that so you would all stay under lease....It was all in business.
Adam: Say whatever you want Mr. Munson, But i know he truth....You like us.
Mr. Munson: Dont be ridiculous....I Have alot of tenants, And you 4 are no different then any of them.
Adam: *Grins* Whatever you say, Mr. Munson.
*Adam walks out and Mr. Munson gets a Small smile on his face.*
Mr. Munson: I Like them...
Adam, Brad, Dana & Jeff: *Yelling from outside the door* WE HEARD THAT!
*Mr. Munson gets a mad look on his face Which quickly turns to a small laugh as the show ends.*