I hate Angela.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:rotflmao:

I took this picture last night.

UGH HARDER

AISDIAWHEDHASKASDKJA!!!!!!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
UGH HARDER

look at how cute i am

Who let him wear this?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
AISDIAWHEDHASKASDKJA!!!!!!

what is up with his hair?? it looks like he's going for the vanilla ice look.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Who let him wear this?

those look like women's pants :lol:

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
look at how cute i am AWWWWWWWW!!

i cant find a damn clipart pic of a fly that I am happy with to put on my bookmark. Grrrr they all look stupid.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
AWWWWWWWW!!

:heart: I don't know how anybody could hate cats.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
those look like women's pants :lol: :lol: I know. And that hat makes his head look really small.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Fashion Bug. :D o0o the one around here closed. Well, the one in Plaistow I mean. Theres one up here I think at the 'mall'.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
look at how cute i am *declaws*

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
UGH HARDER We broke the headboard!!!:(

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*melts* :drool:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
These people on DLI are so weird... :rotflmao: OMG...

But its so true though.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
what is up with his hair?? it looks like he's going for the vanilla ice look. :lol:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Who let him wear this? Its ok. I made him take them off right away.:grineyes:

I feel loads better now that I got some ez mac and chix fingers on a stick into my system.

I gotta take a shower now.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I gotta take a shower now. Use soap this time, ok?

yeah please amy. soap is key

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
yeah please amy. soap is key Look whos talking... :rolleyes: *covers nose*

i just saw a glipse of that hot girl from bug juice brush ranch. its all coming back to me

I wanna go out, but I dont wanna waste gas and I have nothing to buy, but I wanna go out.

Hmm... I could make my Clay concert CD and test it out later on!!!

Going out would require me to put a bra on though. And Id have to do something with my hair. Pppsh.

Im so nervous for the Idolized results *shakes in boots*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Going out would require me to put a bra on though. And Id have to do something with my hair. Pppsh.

I need to go to the copy place and make copies of my bookmark. It's the shiz.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im so nervous for the Idolized results *shakes in boots*

you've almost beat Huff Daddy for record trips to the potty.

ive yet to eat anything today. oy

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
I need to go to the copy place and make copies of my bookmark. It's the shiz. I need to go there to make my shirt! I still dont know how much it costs.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
you've almost beat Huff Daddy for record trips to the potty. :cheer: Im almost there.

im so sick of wazi. BRING ON HIGHLANDER AND BRUSH RANCH.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
ive yet to eat anything today. oy I told you already... ya dont have what it takes to be a teen model!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I need to go there to make my shirt! I still dont know how much it costs.

callllllll

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
im so sick of wazi. BRING ON HIGHLANDER AND BRUSH RANCH. I prefer Anawana.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
callllllll Its all the way down Plaistow and I dont know what theyre called. Im going down Wed. to find out.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I told you already... ya dont have what it takes to be a teen model!

Im gonna tear u up biatch.

http://alf.nuernberg.bei.t-online.de/cats/stock.jpg

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I prefer Anawana.

??? What season was that?? describe it.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Im gonna tear u up biatch.

http://alf.nuernberg.bei.t-online.de/cats/stock.jpg omg: Thats it... no more catnip for you!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
??? What season was that?? describe it. Back in like.. 92? Id say. Budnick, Donkeylips...

lol you ding dong. you mean SALUTE YOUR SHORTS

hey baby

http://www.bluestek.com/Cats/Etta_Luther/Funny_cats/sleeping_3_web.jpg

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
lol you ding dong. you mean SALUTE YOUR SHORTS YES. I was waiting for you to catch on.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
hey baby

http://www.bluestek.com/Cats/Etta_Luther/Funny_cats/sleeping_3_web.jpg Aw.. lets spoon.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
YES. I was waiting for you to catch on.

:lol: sing the theme song for me

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Aw.. lets spoon.

:drool:

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
:lol: sing the theme song for me
We run, we jump, we swim and play;
We row and go on trips.
But the thing that lasts forever;
are our dear friendships.

Camp Anawanna,
we hold you in our hearts;
and when we think about you,
it makes me want to fart!

(General Laughter)
(The following is spoken:)
- "It's I hope we never part."
- "Now get it right or pay the price!"

Now we will share a lifetime
of the fondest memories;
by the Lake of Anawanna,
set in the old pine trees.

Camp Anawanna,
we hold you in our hearts;
but when we think about you,
this thing it came apart!

Think Ana-wanna-wanna! (hands point to temples)
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna! (hands point to mouth)
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! (hands over heart)
Ugh!!! (hands in the air)

i wonder how much it will cost to get my bookmarks laminated.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
:drool: I just combed myself, and now youre making mats all over me again.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
i wonder how much it will cost to get my bookmarks laminated. You can do it yourself @ WalMart.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
You can do it yourself @ WalMart.

where at? and it'll still cost money I'm sure :lol:

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
where at? and it'll still cost money I'm sure :lol:

where at in Walmart I mean.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
where at in Walmart I mean. In the supplies for school and such.. they sell laminating sheets you can buy to do yourself. Couple bucks I think.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
:lol: no I saw it and it was scary as hell

:lol: It was not!!

I'm so behind on all of these threads.

Why did they raise the movie prices?

During the day - $6.25
At night - $8.50

Lord.

Oh my Lord... he's so hot.

Lalala I'm trying to catch up.

This is impossible.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Oh my Lord... he's so hot. Stop turning me on like that. I had the BIIIIIIIIIGGEST crush on him during Talk Soup days.

I have to sing into my phone again. I made top 12 of Net Idol... Wildcard, Judge's Choice :D

The theme is Modern Pop. Should I sing "My Happy Ending" by Avril?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I'm so behind on all of these threads. SLACKER.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Stop turning me on like that. I had the BIIIIIIIIIGGEST crush on him during Talk Soup days.

He's mine, bitch. *slap*

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I have to sing into my phone again. I made top 12 of Net Idol... Wildcard, Judge's Choice :D :woohoo: :cheer: Youre like the Carmen of AI2.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
The theme is Modern Pop. Should I sing "My Happy Ending" by Avril? *cough* Clays modern pop *cough cough* :p No, sing umm... Kelly or Christina.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
He's mine, bitch. *slap* Girl you betta recognize!! Hes miiiiiiine. *pops in tapes* OMFG theres one episode he did of TS... even watching it NOW I have laughing fits... omg.

KT... sing Pieces of Me.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Girl you betta recognize!! Hes miiiiiiine. *pops in tapes* OMFG theres one episode he did of TS... even watching it NOW I have laughing fits... omg.

I watched Talk Soup in 5th grade. Hal Sparks wasn't on it though.. who was it?

He dressed up like a 50s Dad in B&W and has a chimney poke thing and hes slapping it in his hands saying... Daddys home!!! OMGAAAA. And then theres the one with the pudding fight from the Roseanne show... lmao and the lower case h... ahhhh.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
I watched Talk Soup in 5th grade. Hal Sparks wasn't on it though.. who was it? Aisha Tyler? Or was it the guy?

Yum.

no before Aisha.. the guy

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
no before Aisha.. the guy I dont think Greg Kinnear. He was the original.. probably the other one.

lalalalalalala

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I dont think Greg Kinnear. He was the original.. probably the other one.

I'm thinking his last name was Hensen.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*cough* Clays modern pop *cough cough* :p No, sing umm... Kelly or Christina.

Mmm... :p

I don't know. I want it to be something that's on the radio, but I don't listen to the radio... and I like this song.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
KT... sing Pieces of Me.

I don't know that song. Am I a moron?

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
I'm thinking his last name was Hensen. Oh ok... I know who youre talking about.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Mmm... :p

I don't know. I want it to be something that's on the radio, but I don't listen to the radio... and I like this song.

Pieces of Me is by Ashlee simpson.. you should download it.

You could also do "Get Out" by JoJo

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I don't know that song. Am I a moron?
-____________________________________-


:p

or I Believe by Mantasia Burrito.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
or I Believe by Mantasia Burrito.

:lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
-____________________________________-


:p

does that represent silence?

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Pieces of Me is by Ashlee simpson.. you should download it.

You could also do "Get Out" by JoJo

Lord, I don't like JoJo. I've never heard her. But I don't like her.

Quiz time!!

http://six-thousand-chicken-fa-ji-tas.org/tests/talksoup.html

Damnit. I was this ugly guy.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Quiz time!!

http://six-thousand-chicken-fa-ji-tas.org/tests/talksoup.html
Hooray and or Boo! You are Aisha Tyler, the last Soup host (2001-02), chosen after a lonnnng run of guest hosts. (breathing new life into the show! . . . before it came to an end in May 2002.) You've been named as "The one to watch" by a lot of magazines, plus, you've got a second job as the host of the show "The Fifth Wheel". Life wasn't always great, however: You had a pretty crappy childhood; you were shunned by your peers for being tall [you're 6 feet now], a nerd, and the only black kid at your school. You were totally uncool. But oh how things have changed: Today, not only are you a talented comedian (with your non-traditional female comedy style), but many people find you pretty hot as well! (you were even a Maxim girl! Yowza. lol) Hooray for getting the last laugh! You kick ASS!


:cuss::cuss::cuss:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Lord, I don't like JoJo. I've never heard her. But I don't like her.

well then you can just GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. IT'S THE END OF YOU AND ME. IT'S TOO LATE TO FORGET HOW YOU DID ME WRONG.

OH MY LORD. THIS PICTURE IS SO AAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Damnit. I was this ugly guy. :rofl: That made me wheeze.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Damnit. I was this ugly guy.

was hal sparks the host before or after him?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
OH MY LORD. THIS PICTURE IS SO AAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Hooray and or Boo! You are Hal Sparks, the most short-lived host (from 99-00), and probably the least popular as well. (many have referred to your year of hosting as "the dark period" or just plain unfunny.) But don't worry, it wasn't entirely your fault, John had established such a presence on the show, that almost anyone would have had problems replacing him! (and since your brand of comedy was quite different from his [cue Hal-haters: "yeah, unfunny."], this is understandable.) But fear not, you are very multi-talented (besides comedy, you can also act, sing/play music, and you practice martial arts!), plus, you're pretty cute too! And currently you have a pretty steady job on Showtime's hit series, Queer As Folk. Hooray!

-_______________________________-

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Hooray and or Boo! You are Hal Sparks, the most short-lived host (from 99-00), and probably the least popular as well. (many have referred to your year of hosting as "the dark period" or just plain unfunny.) But don't worry, it wasn't entirely your fault, John had established such a presence on the show, that almost anyone would have had problems replacing him! (and since your brand of comedy was quite different from his [cue Hal-haters: "yeah, unfunny."], this is understandable.) But fear not, you are very multi-talented (besides comedy, you can also act, sing/play music, and you practice martial arts!), plus, you're pretty cute too! And currently you have a pretty steady job on Showtime's hit series, Queer As Folk. Hooray!

-_______________________________-

LOL well then I guess he sucked huh!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Hooray and or Boo! You are Hal Sparks, the most short-lived host (from 99-00), and probably the least popular as well. (many have referred to your year of hosting as "the dark period" or just plain unfunny.) But don't worry, it wasn't entirely your fault, John had established such a presence on the show, that almost anyone would have had problems replacing him! (and since your brand of comedy was quite different from his [cue Hal-haters: "yeah, unfunny."], this is understandable.) But fear not, you are very multi-talented (besides comedy, you can also act, sing/play music, and you practice martial arts!), plus, you're pretty cute too! And currently you have a pretty steady job on Showtime's hit series, Queer As Folk. Hooray!

-_______________________________-

I read that. It made me sad.

HAL IS FUNNY YOU MORONS!!!

Back when I watched Talk Soup, talk shows were very very different from what they are now. nowadays they're all the same thing!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
well then you can just GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. IT'S THE END OF YOU AND ME. IT'S TOO LATE TO FORGET HOW YOU DID ME WRONG. I told you.. I AINT LEAVING.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
was hal sparks the host before or after him?
Greg > John > Hal > Aisha

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
LOL well then I guess he sucked huh!
NO! OMG he was hilarious.. like I had tears streaming down my face.


www.halsparks.com

I still wanna go out, but ah its so late.

I need to get my EW magazine though!!!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
LOL well then I guess he sucked huh!

:cuss: Don't you ever say that about my man again or he's gonna go all bubble wrap on your ass.

Aww look. He's confusied.

Hmm.. Ima make my CD now.:woohoo:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:cuss: Don't you ever say that about Crystal's man again or he's gonna go all bubble wrap on your ass.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Aww look. He's confusied. *attacks on bed*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤


HE'S NOT YOUR MAN!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*attacks on bed*

Owww... thanks for jumping on me too, Crystal! :cuss:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
HE'S NOT YOUR MAN!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!! *flips off* THATS IT.. into the Jell-o pool!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Owww... thanks for jumping on me too, Crystal! :cuss: :cuss: *throws off bed* Get the f off mah bed!

I need a STO MP3.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:cuss: *throws off bed* Get the f off mah bed!

Ok thats it.. I need to go to the store now. If my EW isnt there... Ill scream.

I wish Whitney wouldn't call so much. 4th time today.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
i just saw a glipse of that hot girl from bug juice brush ranch. its all coming back to me THERE'S A BUG JUICE MARATHON ON. *squeals*

Originally posted by -*Forever*-

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I need to get my EW magazine though!!! I went to Targe the other day and they didnt have the new one yet.

OMG I JUST BENT MY BRACES OR SOMETHING. ****.

LOOKIE MY HAT.

I'm wearing it now. :D

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I went to Targe the other day and they didnt have the new one yet. Oh so wait.. is it out this week.. or out Tuesday? At Shaws.. they didnt have the EW out for this week.. instead they had some Reagan thing.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMG I JUST BENT MY BRACES OR SOMETHING. ****. Mother effer. I think I broke something.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
LOOKIE MY HAT.

I'm wearing it now. :D *steals* Ahhh


Ok, now Ima brb. Stooooooore time.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Oh so wait.. is it out this week.. or out Tuesday? At Shaws.. they didnt have the EW out for this week.. instead they had some Reagan thing. I dunno. The EW Target had had Andy Richter answering the stupid questions.

Caitlin is such a drama queen. But I love Cammie.

Ahhh I'm getting my car TOMORROW. I'm getting my license plate on Tuesday..

Crap on a stick. The flower keeps falling off of my hat. I'm gonna have to glue it.

OMG Cammie is my favorite.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Ahhh I'm getting my car TOMORROW. I'm getting my license plate on Tuesday..

:woohoo: That's awesome!!!

I think I'm gonna make a Hal avatar.

oh em geeeee. Cammie and Gus are going out!!!111!!!

WHERE THE **** ARE THEY GONNA GO? THEY'RE AT CAMP.

This show is so scandalous.

There's so many twisted love triangles.

Get over yourselves people.

People should not write dirty stories about Clay. Honestly. 1) It's really easy to...visualize all of this and it's kind of disturbing. and 2)...He would never say this stuff. *shudder* My poor clay baby.

EW THAT WAS SICK.

Crystal you have to read this.

I mean, I love Clay with a firey burning passion...but even I think this is SICK. Especially the very end. It's almost embarassing to read that part. EW.

I don't know if I'd get in trouble for posting the link here.

Oh screw it.

Read at your own risk people.

http://aiken4clayton0.tripod.com/poolsofgreen/

*SCREAMS*

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I dunno. The EW Target had had Andy Richter answering the stupid questions. *gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*

AMY! YOU DIDNT TELL ME ANDY RICHTER WAS IN THERE. :mad:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
EW THAT WAS SICK.

Crystal you have to read this.

I mean, I love Clay with a firey burning passion...but even I think this is SICK. Especially the very end. It's almost embarassing to read that part. EW.

I don't know if I'd get in trouble for posting the link here.

Oh screw it.

Read at your own risk people.

http://aiken4clayton0.tripod.com/poolsofgreen/
:rotflmao::rotflmao: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG.

I could feel you place your body between my legs.

*fans self* WOOOO is it getting hot in heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
EW THAT WAS SICK.

Crystal you have to read this.

I mean, I love Clay with a firey burning passion...but even I think this is SICK. Especially the very end. It's almost embarassing to read that part. EW.

I don't know if I'd get in trouble for posting the link here.

Oh screw it.

Read at your own risk people.

http://aiken4clayton0.tripod.com/poolsofgreen/

Oh come on. You mean you don't imagine that sort of stuff with you and him?

I'm gonna go watch Hal on my teevee. Maybe I'll write him a letter or two and sign them "Hope" :D

Im only reading the good parts. *sweats*

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Oh come on. You mean you don't imagine that sort of stuff with you and him? :grineyes:

*fans self* Time for a cold showah.

God, I love how they're overplaying ILT90's. Just put VH1 on and it's Hal!!!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
God, I love how they're overplaying ILT90's. Just put VH1 on and it's Hal!!! I know!!! But OMG.. Kyan Douglas is on too! I didnt know.:woohoo:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I know!!! But OMG.. Kyan Douglas is on too! I didnt know.:woohoo:

You can take Kyan, Michael Ian Black, and Mo Rocca.

I get Hal, Beth Littleford, and Rachael Harris.

Deal? :D

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
You can take Kyan, Michael Ian Black, and Mo Rocca.

I get Hal, Beth Littleford, and Rachael Harris.

Deal? :D I dont want Mo! *throws back in pool*

FINE. But I get Hal Tuesdays and Thursdays!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*

AMY! YOU DIDNT TELL ME ANDY RICHTER WAS IN THERE. :mad: I'M SORRY.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Oh come on. You mean you don't imagine that sort of stuff with you and him? NOT THE PARAGRAPH WITH HIM......EW...AND IT GOT ALL OVER THE LETTER? ackkkkk.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I'm gonna go watch Hal on my teevee. Maybe I'll write him a letter or two and sign them "Hope" :D :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im only reading the good parts. *sweats* Haha one girl on IDF said "Everytime I read that I feel like I'm having a hot flash."

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I dont want Mo! *throws back in pool*

*fishes him out* DAMN YOU! I'll take him!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I'M SORRY. *cries* Andyyyyyyyyy.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Haha one girl on IDF said "Everytime I read that I feel like I'm having a hot flash." :lol:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*fishes him out* DAMN YOU! I'll take him! Haha.. you can have him.

I wonder if I can find online the Stupid Questions with Andy. Maybe theres some Conan references <3

I love this hat. I said to my mom "Think how cool I'll look driving in my car wearing my super cool hat." I think she thought I was nuts.

OMG Look at his tummy.

My mousepad is all wet. I think it's because my watch is wet.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMG Look at his tummy. I love it.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I love this hat. I said to my mom "Think how cool I'll look driving in my car wearing my super cool hat." I think she thought I was nuts. :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I love it. *pokes it*

I want to thank Clay for me liking JT songs now.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*pokes it* HOO HOO!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I dont want Mo! *throws back in pool*

FINE. But I get Hal Tuesdays and Thursdays!

Mmm... 2 days out of 7.

Okay! :D

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*fishes him out* DAMN YOU! I'll take him!

:lol: I love Mo... just not his looks.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:lol: I love Mo... just not his looks. :nod:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Mmm... 2 days out of 7.

Okay! :D *signs contract*

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:lol: I love Mo... just not his looks. Awww he's so cute!!!!

Amy.... its been discovered why Clays # went down so much for that milk ad..

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Amy.... its been discovered why Clays # went down so much for that milk ad..

From TTC:
COPIED FROM THE NO DOUBT FORUM:

Go to:

www.download.com

and download "WORKSPACE MACRO"

Install and then bring up the milk page on your browswer. Then click File>New on the workspace macro. A box should pop up that it's recording (your key clicks)

Open Workspace Macro

Go to FILE> New

Then a little box will pop up that says STOP

That means it is recording.

You open the webpage and then click on Gwens name

Then you click the back button.

Then you click Gwens name again

and the back button again.

Then you stop the macro

Then you save it (mine was Milk Ad)

Then you go to the tab at the bottom of the main Macro screen that says REPEAT

You click on the option that has continous repeat

Then you reopen the milk page.

Then you run the Macro

It should repeat your mouse clicks while you are not using your computer.


SO, IF WE WANT CLAY TO WIN, WE BETTER GET MORE SERIOUS THAN THEY ARE.

VOTE FOR CLAY

Ooooooo theyre gonna sell Clays stuff online soon!!!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
From TTC: OMG! That has to be like..illegal or something...Well not illegal. That just sounds dumb...But anyways, that's terrible!

tsk tsk tsk

Clay would never say this.

She followed him, giggling, into their bedroom. “Clayton… You’re such a freaking dumbass sometimes!” She snorted.

Rolling his eyes, he ripped off her lacy panties with one fluid motion. “You won’t be calling my ass dumb in a few minutes, darlin’,” he retorted, a devilish gleam in his hazy green eyes.

*murders the person who wrote this*

“And second of all, why don’t you just quit with this crap and **** me already?”


That's soooo unrealistic...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
tsk tsk tsk

Clay would never say this. :faint: *swoons*

:lol:

“I am pretty talented, if I do say so myself. Maybe I should drop this singing thing and take on a career as a male prostitute.”

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMG! That has to be like..illegal or something...Well not illegal. That just sounds dumb...But anyways, that's terrible! Mhm mhm. Aint working too well though.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: Call meeeeeeee

Okay. I need a new avatar. I've been saying that for awhile now.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Awww he's so cute!!!!

But he's not "I want to **** you senseless" cute.

Like Hal.

Woops, did I just say that?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
But he's not "I want to **** you senseless" cute.

Like Hal.

Woops, did I just say that? Exactly. Take Colby for example. Hes a 'GIVE IT TO ME ROUGH' man.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Okay. I need a new avatar. I've been saying that for awhile now. :lol: *SLAPS* Get on it woman! Bah.. speaking of avatars.. I need one too.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
But he's not "I want to **** you senseless" cute.

Like Hal.

Like Clay.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Like Clay. Yes, like Clay.:lol:

Or Clinton. :-X

OMG The people on this message board are so funny.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Or Clinton. :-X Bill?!

You ease the basketball shorts down and he barely manages to lift his feet but you get them off. Quickly you are reminded of the fact that the rumor about shoe size happens to be true for the man that you married.

:grineyes:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Bill?! Yes.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:grineyes: Ay papi!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Or Clinton. :-X

Not Bill. Hillary.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yes. -blink- *no comment*

OH MY LORD. Who's seen 1996?

Hal Sparks Uncut and Uncensored on Karl and Forrest :rofl:

:rotflmao: This cracked me up...

"This time we are gonna take this nice and slow, baby," he mumbles, "so just lay back and enjoy yourself because this is something I have been dreaming about doing for a long time."

With that he reaches for a plate and takes a spoonful of macaroni and cheese. He slowly lifts it to your mouth and you open it, letting your tongue snake out to the end of the fork. You suck it into your mouth and savor the feel of the warm chees sliding down your throat!

6th time. Lord.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
-blink- *no comment* Hes more of a.... sexual fantasy.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Hes more of a.... sexual fantasy. :lol:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND:

http://www.danielsheehan.com/weddings/conan/love_conan_45.html

:cuss:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
LOOK WHAT I FOUND:

http://www.danielsheehan.com/weddings/conan/love_conan_45.html

:cuss: Meangya.

Baaaaah.

Think happy thoughts, Crystal.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Baaaaah. *bitch slaps her*

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*bitch slaps her* Awww... thank you darling.:) :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Meangya.

She looks like Buffy in that picture.

I need lyrics. RIGHT NOW.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I need lyrics. RIGHT NOW.
Blue, is the ocean in your eyes,
Blue is cool September skies, as a lonely waterfall.
Red, is the fire in your heart,
or the passion of love that we make as the sunset is fading away.

Angel, heaven starts hear tonight in your arms,
wanna drown in your body get lost in your charm.
Now that your here, angel dont go, lets keep the move nice and slow

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right

Yes, I've been thinking about you.
I've imagined the feel of your body and how it will be when we move.

Darling, magics alive tonight in your arms
wanna drown in this moment, get lost in your charm.
Now that your here, don't move too fast lets make the moment last.

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right

I don't want nobody else and you see that my body is aching,
I'm hopelessly takin by you.

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right
your touch is so right
right
your touch is so right.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Blue, is the ocean in your eyes,
Blue is cool September skies, as a lonely waterfall.
Red, is the fire in your heart,
or the passion of love that we make as the sunset is fading away.

Angel, heaven starts hear tonight in your arms,
wanna drown in your body get lost in your charm.
Now that your here, angel dont go, lets keep the move nice and slow

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right

Yes, I've been thinking about you.
I've imagined the feel of your body and how it will be when we move.

Darling, magics alive tonight in your arms
wanna drown in this moment, get lost in your charm.
Now that your here, don't move too fast lets make the moment last.

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right

I don't want nobody else and you see that my body is aching,
I'm hopelessly takin by you.

All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your heaven right here by my side, every night.
All I want is your touch, all I want is your tenderness here in my life, every morning and night.
Girl cause your touch is so right
your touch is so right
right
your touch is so right.

... Wow. I'm gonna use a line of that.

Is that where Amy got her username?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
... Wow. I'm gonna use a line of that.

Is that where Amy got her username? Yes.

:lol: Ahahaha.. never thought Id see the day. I rock.

:drool:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:drool: :drool:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
... Wow. I'm gonna use a line of that.

Is that where Amy got her username? YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT!

:woohoo: I'm smart.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT! Heeeeeey... I got it too.

:lol: My dad's watching the ESPYs and some guy just gave a speech and he goes "WHAT THE CLAY AIKEN IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!"

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Heeeeeey... I got it too. You don't count.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: My dad's watching the ESPYs and some guy just gave a speech and he goes "WHAT THE CLAY AIKEN IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!"

:lol:

URGH. I'm getting my car tomorrow and I have to drive home from the people's house by myself....I'm going to get so effing lost.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
URGH. I'm getting my car tomorrow and I have to drive home from the people's house by myself....I'm going to get so effing lost.

I come with you with a map :D

Lookie this pic... I don't know where the actual big version went. But...

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I come with you with a map :D The sad thing is, it's not even that far away.

(I'm still wearing my hat.)

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
(I'm still wearing my hat.) :lol:

Timothy doubts the power of the Claymates. I laugh at him. HAHAHAHA.

ND fans aren't as sick.. we understand.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Well actually its the other one cause I broke the flower on the one I wore before, so i have to fix it.

Originally posted by Nirvana
ND fans aren't as sick.. we understand. No, but you all have to cheat in order to get her to win.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
No, but you all have to cheat in order to get her to win. :rolleyes: thats because people find it funny to **** with "claymates". i must admitt, it really is:lol:

Originally posted by Nirvana
:rolleyes: thats because people find it funny to **** with "claymates". i must admitt, it really is:lol: It is funny. There's a bunch of closed threads on IDF with them insulting us and it made me laugh. Everyone on there is so damn sensitive.

According to Karly, I'm gonna blow up. So I guess I'm going. I might be back.

:wave:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
According to Karly, I'm gonna blow up. So I guess I'm going. I might be back.

:wave: :wave:

I think Karly's mad at me.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
No, but you all have to cheat in order to get her to win. ooooooooooooooooooo :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
ooooooooooooooooooo :lol: like we care if gwen has one. we actually want to see Clay get it so everyone can laugh and say its Rubens man juice.

Clay doesnt represent milk tho. he's so skinny and weak looking. Gwen can do 30 one hand push ups. She deserves it really.

Originally posted by Nirvana
Clay doesnt represent milk tho. he's so skinny and weak looking. Gwen can do 30 one hand push ups. She deserves it really. He's got himself some muscles.

Though he does live on Krispy Kremes and mac and cheese.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Haha one girl on IDF said "Everytime I read that I feel like I'm having a hot flash."

those are also known as orgasms.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
those are also known as orgasms. :lol:

anybody know how that happiness in your backyard quote goes? you should know amy.. Frankenstein said it on the Real World.

katelyn has bigger muscles than clay.

wow crystal sure is showering for a long time.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
wow crystal sure is showering for a long time. 8 minutes!

pimp juice. it doesnt come in a jar. Pimp juice comes from who you are. It has the flavor of something you dont want to tasteeeee. Pimp Juice.. the true life adventures of jigalos at work.

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
katelyn has bigger muscles than clay. Steroids!

amy i wanna see a pic of your car when you get it. I bet its not as bad as you're making it out to be.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Steroids!

QUIT SPREADING RUMORS!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
pimp juice. it doesnt come in a jar. Pimp juice comes from who you are. It has the flavor of something you dont want to tasteeeee. Pimp Juice.. the true life adventures of jigalos at work. Youre so poetic.

i wonder what amy is doing. COME BACK TO US.