I know we haven't done this in a long while, but I think we should do another round of Role play!

Here are the available characters:

Cate
Bridget
Kerry
Rory
CJ
Kyle
Grampa Jim
Damian
Jeremy
Eddie Gibb (Bridget & Kerry's new principal @ school)
Missy (Rory's love interest)
Rachel Sharpe

Can I please be Bridget!!!!!!;)

I can be Cate!

I'll be Kerry

I'll be CJ and Rory!

I can also be Eddie Gibb,so that way I can form the conversations between him and Cate.

At this point, We could start. Different characters will pop up later as the scene rolls along.

(CJ enters from the back door)

CJ: Hi, Aunt Cate, Rory, (to Kerry) Moody, (to Bridget) Dummy, (to Grandpa Jim) Citizen Cane. I just came back from kar-a-tay [karate] class. Did I get any messages?
(doorbell rings)
Rory: That's probably Missy. She's probably here to help me out with my history project at school. (opens door) Hello, my preci---AAH! Kyle?

Originally posted by 8SRLVR
At this point, We could start. Different characters will pop up later as the scene rolls along.

(CJ enters from the back door)

CJ: Hi, Aunt Cate, Rory, (to Kerry) Moody, (to Bridget) Dummy, (to Grandpa Jim) Citizen Cane. I just came back from kar-a-tay [karate] class. Did I get any messages?
(doorbell rings)
Rory: That's probably Missy. She's probably here to help me out with my history project at school. (opens door) Hello, my preci---AAH! Kyle?

Cate: Kyle, what are you doing here??? Don't you have other,better things to do?
(Ed walks through the door)
Ed: Cate!
Cate:EDDIE!
Ed: What is Kyle doing here?
Cate: Kerry is his girl...

Rory: Stolen from Bridget!
CJ: Nice one, Ror! (hi-5's Rory, then does the fist lock, snap n' point)
[Insert Raisingdad2004's quote here]
CJ: [to Jeremy] Who's this dude? You look like that dude's twin. [points to Kyle]

Can I be Jeremy , Can he be in this scene.

Ok... lets have Jeremy

This Follows What 8SRLVR said!

Jeremy:Kerry would have stolen me too , If i didn't dump Bridget.

CJ: Let's see how many messages I have...

Answering Machine: You have 2 New Messages.
(beep)
Missy: Hey, Rory. I may not make it to your house tonight, but I'll make it up to you. My sister got us 3 tickets to go see Hilary Duff this Saturday in Auburn Hills. Please call back if you wanna come.
(beep)
Erik: Word up, CJ! There's a beer bash at the Sharpes' place this Saturday. I'd like for you to come, but you'd have to be the designated driver! And one more thing...if you hit on my girl Jenna, you're TOAST.

CJ: Dude?
Rory: Dude?
CJ and Rory: [a la Garth and Wayne from Wayne's World] WHOA!!

[motorcycle engine sounds, footsteps pound]
(Zoom to Bridget's eyes, sultry spanish guitar melody plays)
Damian: Uh, hi. What's goin' on?

Bridget (thinking: theres those guitar sounds again):you, your back again?

Damian: Hi, Bridget. (Takes off his leather jacket, and pulls a big bottle of water out of his pants pocket. He opens the bottle and pours the water on his head.) Sorry, Bridget. It's kinda hot outside.

Cate:Who's he?
Ed: That is Damian,he has had a lot of suspensions and he almost got expelled. Some call him the bad boy.
Cate: What would Paul do? Now I have to worry about Bridget dating him,the bad egg. Oh,ok. Paul would say,"Keep Bridget away from him." Thank god that she has sense.
Ed:If you say so,Cate.
Cate: I remember when I had quit worrying so much about Bridget,she was thirteen. Kerry,I didn't have to worry so much about because she had that maturity at a young age.
Cate: Oh My God!
Ed: What?
Cate: That Bridget should stay clear away from him. He is so much trouble...Bridget honey,stop imagining guitars,I don't wan't you near Damian.

Bridget:Aww come on mom dont turn into dad! You were never into like keeping my away from guys. And please dont start using dads stupid rules for dating my daughter thing, please that was soo lame.

Kyle: Mrs. H, Can I speak to Kerry?
Rory: Mom, Can I have $500? Missy's sister Sissy bought tickets to the Hilary Duff concert this Saturday, and I want to give her something in return!
CJ: $500? What are you trying to buy: Ugg boots and a Fender Strat?

Cate:What do you think,Ed
Ed: They should do what we had to do as kids
Cate:Kids you know what that means?
Ed: Tell them.
Cate:Get a job.G-E-T A J-O-B. I am not made of money!

Rory: Okay. Mom...where's your yearbooks?
CJ: Upp, upp, upp. Rory, don't tell me you're doing the eBAY scam thing again.
Rory: No, CJ! I--
CJ: Quiet, minion. Sensei CJ knows how to make an easy 500 in less than 5 hours.
Rory: Don't tell me you're gonna--
CJ: Uh-huh.
(at the mall parking lot)
CJ: Rory, here's my secret: [yells] BIKINI CAR WASH! $10 PER CAR!
Rory: But how are we gonna get hot girls in bikinis to wash 50 cars in less than 5 hours?
CJ: There's your answer, grasshopper. [points to a Hooters resturant]
Rory: Touché, cool cuz.
(both CJ and Rory laugh)

Cate: Don't tell me CJ,that you are going to expose Rory to that kind of trash!!!!
Ed: Chill out,Cate,Remember when you worked at a bar?
Cate:aaargh(slumps into a lawn chair,puts her hands on her face,her face beet red)

(at the Mall parking lot)
Rory: What time is it?
CJ: 8:30.
Rory: What time did we start?
CJ: 5:00.
Rory: How much do we have?
CJ: $100.
Rory: So much for your plan, CJ. Now, what are we gonna do?
(at Erik's Dorm)
Erik & Rory: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Yay!
Rory: How was that, CJ?
CJ: No more Cheez-Whiz! No more Cheez-Whiz!
Erik: Here you go, CJ: $500.
CJ: Here, Rory. Go have fun with Missy and that Lizzie McGuire chick before I start puking Joe Dirt.
Rory: Thanks, CJ!
(CJ runs to the bathroom and pukes, girls scream)
CJ: Sorry!

(enters Cate after sitting in a lawn chair observing C.J and Rory)

Cate: I can't believe you guys!
(Ed enters)
Ed: That is not a job.
Cate:They are asking for it...
Ed:Cate...Cate CATE! What the hell are you doing?
Cate:You guys are soooooo DEAD!(chases them with a hose)
Ed: Cate,why,why why did you do this?
Cate:To teach them a lesson.
(Bridget enters)

Damian: Don't you DARE hose down Bridget, Mrs. Hennessy! If anyone needs to be hosed down...(takes off his shirt)...It's me. Come on! Hit me with your best shot!!
(Zoom back to Bridget' eyes, sultry spanish guitar music intensifies into Enrique Iglesias' "Hero")

Cate: OH YEAH!!!!(walks over and punches him square in the face)YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
Ed:Whoa!
Cate: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!(does a dance)
(Damian is knocked out)
Cate:See,that's what Paul would have done...Kicked ass!

Ed(to Damian):She was hosing down CJ and Rory you idiot!

(Rory and CJ enter)
Rory: Hey guys, I just got my $500 that I earned and--OH, MY GOD! Mom--
CJ: Aunt Cate--
Rory and CJ: [in unison] What the hell did you do?!
Grampa Jim: Cate! What the hell did you do to one of Bridget's boyfrends?! I'm calling the police! Unless...

Cate: Daddd! Chill Out! Man Karma really blows!
Ed:You said it...Mr Egan, Cate did it out of anger,she meant no harm
Cate: (crying) I didn't really mean it!He just pissed me off!

Grampa Jim: Aww, there, there, Cate. Now promise me, no more kicking ass on Bridget or Kerry's soon-to-be significant others. Okay?

Cate (still crying):Oh,alright I've guess I've turned into an overprotective bitch,haven't I?
Ed:You're just looking out for them Cate...
Cate: I AM SUCH A BITCH!
Ed:Now don't call yourself that.
Cate: I just wanted to keep Paul's dating rules intact(sobs hysterically)

CJ: You know what, Aunt Cate? You're scaring me.
Rory: Me, too, Mom.
[horn honks]
Grandpa Jim: Now who could that be?
["The Simple Life's" Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie enter]
Paris: Is this the Hennessy Residence?
Nicole: [to CJ] Why's your lip covered in Cheez-Whiz?
CJ: Dare.
Nicole: That's hot.

Cate: ugh...
Ed:Ever think of 'get a room'
Cate: You sicken me CJ,you really do.EEEW!

CJ: I Didn't Invite them in, Aunt Cate. They just....showed...up.

Cate:Ok, but get them the hell outta here!Before Bridget gets ideas from them!

Jeremy: Dear God Its Like Barbies Dream House

Cate: Ya think???

Kyle: Okay...(whispers into Paris' ear) Hey, can you make Bridget more hotter? Not just blazing hot, but ON FIRE?
Paris: (whispers) Sure. Just drag Bridget into the trailer.
Kyle: (whispers) Okay. (out loud) Bridget? Can I see you outside near the trailer? Pleeease?

Jeremy: Paris , you better stay away from fires , cos Plastic melts.
Wouldn't want you to loose those legs!

(Paris kisses Jeremy)
Paris: Now who's on fire now?

Bridget:whats going on? we like just broke up 4 months ago. i thought all guys were supposed to pine for their girls forever!!!

Damian: Bridget...(stumbles)...I know bad-asses are supposed to be tough no matter what, but I have something I want to show you. (Opens freezer and pulls out an ice cube. He rubs the ice cube all over his nose and face. Meanwhile, Zoom back to Bridget's eyes and sultry spanish guitar music turns into a sultry electric guitar melody: George Thorogood & The Destroyers' "Bad to the Bone")

Jeremy:Ooh he's so hot , he can rub ice cubes over his face. He should get an emmy for that performance , it takes a real man to rub an ice cube!

Kyle: Jeremy...stop acting like one of those dudes from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". That's just plain sick, okay? Eww, even saying "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" in one sentence makes me want to hurl.

(outside on the bench)
Nicole: So CJ, You dropped out of the army? That's hot.
CJ: Yeah...so do you wanna go to my buddy Erik's beer bash this Saturday?
Nicole: Are thre gonna be hot boys there?
CJ: Nicole, I--
Nicole: Whoa.
CJ: Whoa, what?
Nicole: You look familiar.
CJ: Familiar?
Nicole: Weren't you Mr. July in Last year's Frat Boyz calendar?
CJ: You mean the guy with a Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey and a Beer Buddy hat saying [a la Goldmember] "I love Gooooold!"
Nicole: Yeah!
CJ: No. Nicole, I--I just wanna say...I need this.
Nicole: Okay, anyone who looks like Mr. Frat Boy July 2003 needs his favor fufilled.
CJ: Sweet! Hey, if you're staying here, Can you and Paris sleep with my Gampy?
Nicole: But who would take care of the trailer?
CJ: Hey! [a la Issac Hayes singing the theme from "Shaft"] Who's the only man who could call his only home a van? Ceej! Damn right!

Cate: What the hell is going on? This reminds me of a frat party I went to...
Ed: I remember,didn't you dance on a barstool?
Cate: With one leg in the air singing showtunes...
Ed: Was it the Stoner party,where you got high?
Cate:Sssh...geez Ed!
Ed:And you smoked marijuana for two hours?
Cate:Shut up!

Rory: Mom?! You smoked pot?! You told us not to smoke reefer since Kerry was busted for carrying cannabis in her backpack!
CJ: Nice goin', Aunt Mary-Juanita!
Rory: I can't believe you, Mom! You also danced on a barstool, too?! That's even worse when you flashed "Officer Biceps" Byron during Spring Break of your sophomore year of college and didn't tell Dad until Spring Break last year...in front of me, Bridget, and Kerry!
CJ: I guess Rory was right. You're definitely a Moms Gone Wild!
Rory: After all these years while you tried supporting Bridget and Kerry...Well, I'm not laughing now, Mom. I'm not laughing now! [cries like a sissy and runs upstairs]

Cate:So what,I was twenty,broke and living with your grandfather.
Ed: Yeah and I was almost twenty-one,limited cash,and living with my mother.
Cate:Sad,sad,sad.:(
Ed: I remember when I found you in the alley after an Aerosmith concert high on marijuana.
Cate: Really,because it got me relaxed when I got home to a brawl between my mom and dad.
Ed: So what is wrong with Rory?
Cate: I guess he doesn't understand that I was wild and crazy in my younger years: I smoked marijuana,drank hard liquor,and went to parties starting at the age of 17. My father was so mad he threatened to kick me out unless I straigtened out. So I enrolled in AA,joined rehab,became clean, kept on finishing school,went to college,met Paul,married,had 3 kids,so on...
Ed: Wow,becuse I remember you always getting good grades and joining teams
Cate: that was months before my parents' divorce.then I began to rebel and drop out of extracurricular activities.
Cate:Rory,understand sweetheart.Mommy's had a rough life.And now with Paul gone,its harder than I imagined(sobs hysterically,crying really hard)

Grandpa Jim: Cate Hennessy, I think I'm gonna call one of them shrinks. You're relapsing again! Now, let's see what's on TV...
TV Announcer 1: You're watching the 2004 World Series of Poker on ESPN. "Baseball Tonight" is next on the Deuce.
Grandpa Jim: Poker?! Why would they put gambling on TV? (changes channel)
TV Announcer 2: You're watching HBO. Prime-time Boxing live from Atlantic City is Next! [ding! ding!]
(changes channel)
TV Announcer 2: You're watching Showtime! "Britney Spears: Live from Miami" is next, followed by "The L Word"! Only on Showtime: Your Entertainment Destination!
Grandpa Jim: "Britney Spears: Live from Miami"? Hmm...

Cate:I'm fine....honestly*sniffs*
Ed:Are you sure?
Cate: Anyone have a cigarette?
Ed: I do,here.
(Cate grabs a cigarette and starts puffing on it)
(News bulletin flashes on TV. Anchorman Steve(David Duchovony) speaks)
Anchorman Steve: Hello ladies and gents.We talk about....ARE Cigarettes Hazardous or not?
The weather today in detroit is sunny but needs no change to bring it
(Cate takes the cigarette,puts it out )

(5 Minutes Later)
Rory: [still crying]
(door knocks)
Rory: Come in. AAH!
Paris: What?
Rory: Nothing...[sniffles]
Paris: What's wrong, Rory?
Rory: Why did my mom become one of them HOOCHIES?!
Paris: I don't know. Rory, maybe your mom had some problems when she was a teen. But you know what? My mom had problems, too.
Rory: Your mom? Paris, I think that A) You must be worth a trillion bucks or B) You got that feelin' that you don’t really give a--
Paris: Shh. It's gonna be all right. Want a hug?
Rory: Thanks, Paris. (thinking) Thank you, God! Thank you for giving me the oppurtunity to hug the HOTTEST woman in the world!
Paris: Hey, Nicole and I bought some pizza. Wanna have some?
Rory: Maybe later.
(door closes)
Rory: I AM GOD! AAHHH!! (rips shirt out and does manly poses in front of the mirror)

Grandpa Jim: Hey! I was watching "Britney Spears: Live from Miami"! Put it back! [mumbles] Jeez, one of my daughters couldn't change the channel before saying, "Dad, take your daily dosage of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis!"
(CJ laughs)
Grandpa Jim: I heard that, CJ! (points cane at CJ)
CJ: Whoa! Easy on the cane, Gampy! [to Nicole] He always does this every time I piss him off.
Nicole: That's hot.
CJ: Not when he shoves it up your--
Nicole: CJ! Why do you have that look on your face?
CJ: What do you think?
Nicole: I think I need a massage.
CJ: A massage?! Well, you've got the right person! I took a massage course down the street at George Romney Community College. I think I know what you need.

Bridget:Eww CJ massaging my grandfather. gee thats a nice image.

Kyle: Hey, Bridget...(eats a slice of pizza)..."Britney Spears: Live from Miami" is on...(eats a slice of pizza)...It's really good!

Jeremy:Yeah, I love plastic women , with plastic personalities and plastic brains.

(Cate enters the room)
Cate (crying) : I've had problems before,even Paul knew. He helped me out.
Ed: I know Cate,you are going through a tough time...if only the kids knew that...
Cate: What makes them think I've gone wild??? I'm just stressed and still grieving over Paul's death...I must have relapsed.
ED: Don't worry,I 'll talk to everyone.(turns to the rest of the family) Everyone,I don't think you guys should rebel on your mother like that,especially when she needs you the most...sure she's done things in the past,but now she's your mother and you should cheer her up.She thinks you hate her now...what do you say y'all forgive her...?

Jeremy: I know he's the new principal at school, but no-one told me he's the new principal here.

He's actually Cate's love interest.

Originally posted by katefandream04
He's actually Cate's love interest.

I know!

I guess we'll continue...sorry
:confused:

Cate: Ed,explain yourself.
Ed:Well, it started after the stand-in of the frogs.
Cate: Oh... that stand-in.
Ed:Cate and I saw each other for the first time since high school
Cate: Just to think i didn't remember him... hahahahaha
Ed:hahahaha....continuing on,we got to know each other,I asked her to dinner....must have stemmed from there.

Kyle: Whoa...this is huge!
CJ: Wait a minute...you're dating him?
Grampa Jim: Is this true?
(Rory runs downstairs without his shirt on)
Rory: Mom, I thought I just heard--
(everyone gasps and stares at Rory)
Rory: What?!
Paris: Heeey, Mr. Chippendale!

Cate: Yeah,like duh...I've been dating him some.
Ed: :D
Cate:Someday maybe we'll marry.
Ed: Someday .
Cate: For now,its just dating.

Bridget: but mom how can you date someone right now. its only been less than a year since dad died and you and dad were supposed to be soulmates. if you date Principal Gibb my social life will be ruined.

Jeremey: Wow , I thought I had a bad life.
Jeremey:Uum... Hey , why don't me , Kyle , Rory , and your strange cousin go out for smoothees?

CJ: Hey, I don't do smoothies.
Grandpa Jim: Hey, CJ! If you would, PLEASE take those two Vegas hoochies with you!
CJ: But which car are we taking?
(in the trailer)
Kyle: Don't you find it weird that 4 men are stuck in a girly trailer headed to god-knows-where?
Rory: Oh, my God! They have thousands of short shorts, short skirts, barely-there tops, all worth as much as all of the gold in Fort Knox!
CJ: Whoa!!! I didn't know that these girls have a fur handcuff collection! Hey Ror, you're under aresst for having too much fun!
Kyle: Hey...where are we?
(doors open, everybody comes out)
Rory, CJ, and Kyle: Coyote Ugly?!
Rory: Sweet! I'm gonna order for some water!
Kyle: [whispers] No! You don't ask for water here!
CJ: You've seen the movie. Everyone screams "Hell no H20!" and you get hosed down!
Paris and Nicole: Are you guys coming?
Rory, CJ, and Kyle: Coming!

Cate: Well,I can't just live alone forever,you kids won't be here at home forever...
Ed: Its really not a big deal.
Cate: Please understand.

TV Announcer: From the Channel 12 news room, this is Breaking News.
Anchorman Steve: This is Steve Borgschweiger coming to you from the intersection of Mullholland and Bloomingfield. Apparently there has been a group of streakers running nude in downtown Detroit. Detroit Police have identified 4 of the 5 streakers. There were three men and two women, The women were identified as 23-year-old hotel heiress and star of FOX's "The Simple Life" Paris Hilton and her good friend, Nicole Richie, the 22-year-old daughter of R&B legend, Lionel Richie. The two men were identefied as 22-year-old CJ Hennessy, a student at George Romney Community College, and 15-year-old Rory Hennessy, a 8th grade student at Polk Middle School. Repeat: 4 streakers are running naked throughout downtown Detroit. We'll have more info as it become available and full coverage at 11:00. But for now, this is Steve Borgschweiger, Channel 12 News.
TV Announcer: This has been Breaking News on Channel 12. We now return to our regular program schedule joined in progress.

Cate: Gosh,that is so embarrassing...I can't believe Cj exposed Rory to them!He is so dead when he gets home!

Grandpa Jim: Cate...(drops cane)...have you seen my Remington...with the bayonet attachment?!

Cate: In the closet.

TV Announcer: Coming up next on ABC Family: the Original Movie "Crimes of Fashion"!
Grampa Jim: Ohh!...Why does every girl in the mafia look like my Bridget?! (cocks rifle) Now let's look for some nudies, Cate!

Cate:Eeeeeew! Dad,you're disgusting!!!!(walks away with a disgusted look)

(scene is at Riverside Park, 12 blocks north of Coyote Ugly, where the valet parked the truck/trailer; CJ, Kyle, and Rory run naked to the trailer, a naked Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie run behind them, followed by the Detroit Metro Police Riot Squad)
CJ: [panting] Why are they doing this to us?!
Rory: [panting] I don't know!! Is it because we were fooling around with their stuff?
Kyle: [panting] Don't blame me! So, really, tell me why the three of us are being chased around in the nude by crazy, nekkid [naked], super-horny celebrities and Detroit Metro Police?!
CJ: [panting] Just look for some clothes, a life raft, and plead to the police that we're not INSANE!!!
Rory: [out of breath] There's the trailer!
(they enter the trailer, close the door)
CJ: [panting] Guys...they left our clothes AT the bar!
Kyle: [out of breath] What are we gonna do?
CJ: There's no choice but...
Rory: Don't tell me we're gonna--
CJ and Kyle: [in unison] Shut up, Rory!
CJ: Besides, we have no choice but to...to...(zoom to CJ's face)
dress up like them.
(back at home)
Damian: Mr. Egan...what's with the gun?
Grandpa Jim: I'm gonna kill those bastards!
Damian: Hey! Drop the gun down!
(Grandpa Jim points gun at Damian)
Damian: [gulps] I meant remove the bayonet, then drop the gun down.
Grandpa Jim: You're right. Killing's not an option. But sticking a cane up their asses IS!
(Zoom to Bridget's eyes, electric guitar melody goes back into a sultry spanish flamenco dance melody)
Damian: [in a studly voice] Hey, Bridget. It's the new Damian. Check me out. I'm a "Peacekeeper".

Cate: Dad,killing is not an option...put the gun down! I'll talk to Rory,when he gets home.
Ed:When,in 5 months???
Cate:Noooo way....not five months.No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...HE WILL HEAR IT WHEN HE GETS HOME!!!!!

(outside the Trailer)
Policeman #1: Open up! We got you surrounded!
Rory: [whispers] Do we have to do this?
Kyle: Ssshh! Okay, on the count of three, open the door. One--
CJ: Two--
Rory: Two and a half--
CJ, Kyle & Rory: Three.
(door opens, CJ, Kyle, and Rory are dressed like Paris Hilton)
Policeman #1: Put your hands up!
CJ: [falsetto] Hey boys...shall we buy the force some drinks?
Kyle: [falsetto] Hey, officer...you're hot.
Policeman #2: Ooh...thanks...
Kyle: [falsetto] Kyla.
Policeman #2: Kyla...[whispers] Oh, my god, oh my god, oh my god...
Policeman #1: Who's he?
CJ: [falsetto] Rorisha...my younger sister from the Hamptons.
Policeman #1: How old are you?
Rory: [falsetto] 26.
Policeman #1: I have one question to ask you: Where are the streakers?
CJ: [falsetto] Ohh...check the river.
Rory: [normal voice] Right behind you!
Policeman #2: What in the world?! Pais Hilton and Nicole Richie?! Naked?! Here in Detroit?!
Policeman #1: Okay, you're under arrest....
(CJ, Kyle, and Rory sigh)
Policeman #1: All of you!
CJ, Kyle, Rory, Paris & Nicole: What?!
Policeman #1: Unless...
Rory: [dejected] Whoopee. Here you go.
Woman #1: Thanks, Carson! [kisses Rory]
CJ: Man, this sucks! We have to autograph copies of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy presents The Fab Five's Style Guide to Detroit"? At BookFaire Detroit?
Woman #2: Thanks, Kyan!
Kyle: It's Kyle!
Woman #2: Whatever.
Kyle: You got that right.
Rory: Well, It's not as bad giving the police chief's daughter a makeover.
CJ: Especially if the police chief's daughter is--
Kyle: Danielle? Wait until Bridget sees this!

( Cate knows where they are and is driving there.She arrives shortly.)
Cate: You guys are sooo much in trouble!
Ed: Are you guys crazy!!!!!! Its freezing out here!
Cate: Rory,as of right now you are grounded....you are not to have no tv,no computer....I MEAN IT!

Cate: Rory,are you even listening?????

Rory: Huh?!
CJ: Rory! Stop dreaming about mom killing you and sign these books!
Rory: Yeah, whatever. Next book please! (gasps) Missy?!

Cate:Missy's not here....you are not allowed to do anything for quite a while mister!

CJ: Aunt Cate...I think the only way Rory's ever gonna listen to you is if, 1) You handcuff him, 2) Drag his ass and put him in the trunk, and 3) You feed him EZ-Cheez like a hippie!

Cate: Oh yeah! Ed, where's my mace????
Ed: Right here(hands her mace)
(Cate takes the mace and sprays CJ and Rory)
Cate:Now that will teach you guys a LESSON!

Police Officer #1- Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but you got exactly...(looks at watch)...5 seconds to step away or you'll be tasered and arrested for stalking. 5...4..3...

Cate: Ok, but please do something to punish them.(walks away)

Kyle: [thinking] I wish that Bridget were here...[sighs].
(car pulls up)
Kyle: Bridget?!
Grampa Jim: Snap out of it, Kyle. I'm taking all of you home now. Everybody get in.
[CJ, Rory, and Kyle get in]
CJ: Where are we headed to, Gampy?
Grampa Jim: Somewhere where no one can find us.

Cate reappears.

Cate: I am running sooooo far away! Lets HIT The Road!

Karen Hughes: Breaking News just came in from Channel 12, Apparently, 3 Stand-bys that helped the cast of Bravo's hit show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" have been abducted and are headed to the Canadian border, probably heading to Toronto. The vehicle, Michigan License Plate number L8S M083 is headed to the Canadian border, probably heading to Toronto. The driver has been Identified as 68-year-old Jim Egan of Sarasota, Florida, now living in Detroit. If you see Jim Egan around the Canadian border, Call Michigan State Police immediately. But for now, 3 Stand-bys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" have been abducted and are headed to Toronto. Coming up on Channel 12 Action News at 5:00, a live update from BookFaire Detroit with Detroit Post Sports Columnist Nick Sharpe.

Ed: Damn! I want to hear more on that!

Rory: Toronto?! Why?
Grampa Jim: I want to be a dual citizen of the U.S. and Canada, dammit! How many more miles left?
CJ: 400 kilometers.
Grampa Jim: I said MILES, not Kilos!
Kyle: You're not gonna smuggle pot, are you, Mr. Egan?
Grampa Jim: Who says that I am?
Rory: Oh, god...

Cate:Nobody's smuggling any pot...especially in MY CAR!!!

[police sirens wail]
Rory: Oh! Grampa, the cops...
Grampa Jim: Rory, shut up! What should I do?
Kyle: I heard that there is some sort of festival in Toronto at this time...
CJ: Maplefest!
Kyle: How do you know?
CJ: How do I know? Aerosmith is the headliner this year, goombah. Now I know what it feels to blow the chance of a lifetime, being an Aerosmith Roadie.
Kyle: Mr. Egan, you better step on it!
Grampa Jim: But I--
[CJ, Kyle, Rory, and Grampa Jim scream]

Cate is driving behind them. She is borrowing Ed's car since hers was taken by Jim.

Cate:Thanks again Ed,for letting me borrow your car.
Ed:Anytime(smiles)
Cate: I just hope that they aren't using my car to hide pot...because I won't be very happy.

Before we continue, BowWowsBreezy, Raisingdad2004 and star_chick_36 haven't replied since the role play began. At this point, Kerry's, Jeremy's and Bridget's roles is up for grabs if all of them don't reply soon!

Grampa Jim: CJ, Where's Maplefest?!
CJ: Lansdowne Park!
Grampa Jim: Where's Lansdowne Park?!
Rory: There!
(the car enters the crowd and spectators scream and run)
Pyrotechnitian #1: Tony, look out!
(other pyrotechnician screams, accidentally hits remote, fireworks start exploding)

(Back at home)
[phone rings 3 times]
Cate's voice: You've reached the Hennessy House. None of us are here at this moment. Please leave a message at the beep.
Andy Roddick: Hey, this is Andy Roddick, #2 tennis player in the world and 2003 US Open champion. On behalf of my girlfriend Mandy Moore's sponsor, Strip Rags, I'm proud to say that Bridget Hennessy has won our "Rags to Rackets" sweepstakes. You and your family have won All-Access passes to the 2004 US Open in New York and a $5000 shopping spree at Strip Rags' Flagship Store on 5th Avenue. But the most important thing of all: You get to have dinner with me at Tavern on the Green Resturtant in the heart of New York's Central Park! See you in New York! Oh! Did I forgot that you're gonna play a match with me...at Arthur Ashe Stadium...on National TV...and if you beat me, you win $1,000,000 in cash? 'Cause your dreams will definitely come true if you beat me!

I'll tempararily take Bridget and Kerry's roles for this scene:


Bridget: Oh my god. I'm going to be,like famous!
Kerry: Your fifteen minutes of fame(whoopee!)
Bridget:You would get yours too if you came.
Kerry: why would i want to go(dials Cate's cell phone. Cate is on the side of the road after they got a flat tire.She answers the phone.)
Cate: Hello?
Kerry:Hi Mom. Where are you?
Cate:Im in Battle Creek at a tire repair place.
Kerry:Is Mr.Gibb with you?
Cate:Yes,I borrowed his car after your grandfather took mine(sighs,I hope they aren't smuggling any illegal substances into Canada....)
Kerry: Knowing they have CJ,they might.
Cate: Oh god, no.
Kerry:Mom...Bridget wants to go to some tennis tournament. She wants her fifteen minutes of fame.
Cate: Well,tell her she can't go.I need you home to make sure that those guys don't get home before me.
Kerry: Ok,will do.
Cate: Have to go. Ed got the tire fixed.
Kerry: Ok,bye Mom!
(hangs up the phone)
Kerry: Bridget,you cant go.
Bridget:Huhhh...whattt!!!
Kerry: Mom needs us home to make sure that Grandpa and the guys don't get home before her and Ed do.
Bridget: Ohh,I get it.
(phone rings again)
Bridget:Hullo?!
Cate: Bridg,you can't go,no buts.(hangs up)
Bridget:That was weird. Mom just randomly called and then hung up.
Kerry: That's scary.

CJ: We made it!
Rory: Can we go back to Detroit?
CJ: Fine!
Kyle: Hmm...I think we lost the cops.
Grandpa Jim: I Knew it! We're Innocent!
Rory: Say, does anyone know where's Jeremy?
Jeremy: I think that I'm the luckiest guy in the world...[zoom out to see that Jeremy is Paris and Nicole's personal limo driver]
Ohh, I miss Detroit...I miss my family...I even miss Bridget!!!
[wakes up] AAH! What a dream! [turns on TV]
Kyle: Uh, No. I think he must've ran back home when we were stuck in the bar with Paris and Nicole.
Grandpa Jim: How many more miles until we reach the Detroit Metro Area?
Rory: 5.
Grandpa Jim: Good!
[back at home]
Damian: Geez, what the hell is goin' on? I was using Bridget's shower to clean my leather pants, then I hear the phone ring and...what's goin' on?
[back door opens]
Grandpa Jim: Everyone back in! Oh! Hi there...

( Cate enters in the door)
Cate:You are sooooo toast! We have been looking for you!
Bridget: Damian,go HOME!
Kerry:Really dead,Rory!
Cate: CJ,you are banished! Rory,go to your room!

CJ: What?! You can't do this to me AGAIN!! First, Gampy torches my van, then Erik kicks me out of his dorm room, now THIS? I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, AUNT CATE! I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!
Damian: Fine! [grabs his jacket and leaves...without his leather pants]
Rory: Mom...listen to me. The reason why we got ourselves into all this mess is because you're becoming like Dad! It seems the ghost of Dad came into you and turned you into a monster, like Linda Blair being possesed by Satan in "The Excorcist"! It just ain't right, dammit!! [runs upstairs crying]
Grandpa Jim: Come on, Cate. I've said this before and I'll say it again for the umpteenth time: You're relapsing and these people ain't gonna take it no more! That's why I drove CJ, Rory, and Kyle to Toronto: to get away from your relapses.
Jeremy: You forgot me! But who cares? I got off the case scot-free! Ha! [leaves and drives away]
Grandpa Jim: Forgive me, Cate? Hmm?

Cate: Ohh. I guess ive' been relapsing. With Paul gone, everything's different. I guess there's a little bit of him in me...But from the way I see it...I don't want to be like him. I'll never have, I'll never will. I forgive you, dad. I forgive you, CJ. I forgive you, Rory. [everyone hugs each other] It's great to be myself again.
Bridget: Yeah.
Kerry: So, what are we gonna do now?
Cate: Well, I think we should do something together as a family.
Bridget: Like go to the US Open?
Cate: No!
[Bridget gasps, frowns, and does the puppy dog look]
Cate: Oh...why the hell not?
Bridget: Wow...I'm headed to New York!
[New York, New York plays]
Public Address Announcer: Welcome to the 2004 US Open Tennis Championships at the USTA National Tennis Center! The USTA wants to remind you to look out for flying tennis balls! If you catch a red, white, and blue tennis ball, come to the gift shop and recieve a free t-shirt! The USTA is also proud to welcome the Hennessy Family from Detroit, Michigan! Bridget Hennessy has won Strip rags' "Rags to Rackets" sweepstakes, and tonight during Primetime coverage of the US Open on USA, she will faceoff against Andy Roddick in a best-of-3-set match. If she wins, she will win a check for $1 Million!

[on TV]
Mary Carillo: How's New York feeling tonight?!
(loud cheers)
Mary Carillo: Well, as you know, Strip Rags is the official women's casual clothing line of the US open, and as a promotion, one lucky contestant gets to play Andy Roddick in a Single Set Race to 7 for $1 Million!
[in the locker room]
Cate: Bridgie, honey, you're gonna do fine. Please beat Roddick! Pleeeease beat Roddick!
Bridget: I'll try, mom.
Kerry: [thinking] I wonder what I'll do with $! Million...
If you win, can I get first dibs on Federer?
Bridget: Sure!
Cate: Kerry! You're too young to date Roger Federer!
Bridget: Well...here goes...
Mary Carillo: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our contestant, from Detroit, Michigan, Bridget Hennessy!!
(loud cheers)

Cate:Go for it!!!
Kerry:Stop embarrassing her!
Cate:That's what Mom does best.
Rory:Yeah,Care Bear
Kerry:Shut Up!

Andy Roddick: Are you ready, Bridget?
Bridget: Ready as I'll ever be.
[both shake hands]
John McEnroe: You know, Bridget is the oldest daughter of the late Detroit Herald sports columnist Paul Hennessy, and she was recognized as one of the top tennis prospects in the state of Michigan.
Cliff Drysdale: So who's your pick?
John McEnroe: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Advantage: Bridget Hennessy.
Cliff Drysdale: Well, let's see if Andy Roddick can eat McEnroe's words as we get set for the coin toss here at Arthur Ashe Stadium.
Chair Umpire: Mr. Roddick, call it in the air.
Andy Roddick: Tails.
Chair Umpire: Tails it is. Do you want to serve or recieve?
Andy Roddick: Serve.
Chair Umpire: Good luck to the both of you.
Cate, Kerry, Rory, Jim, and CJ: Let's Go Bridget! [clap clap clap clap clap]
Let's Go Bridget! [clap clap clap clap clap]
Let's Go Bridget! [clap clap clap clap clap]
Rory: Guess who's sitting in the box next to us?
Chad Michael Murray: Hey, are you Bridget's fan club?

Cate: No Freaking Duh. We are her family. I'm her mother.
CMM: Whoa there...you're her mom? You're too cute to be her mom.
Cate: (blushes) That's sweet...(begins to flirt)
Kerry(angry) : COME on MOM!!! He could be your son...
Rory: Exactly...
Cate: Oh god,I hit on young men again...(talks to self) Bad,bad Cate!

Jim: Come on, Cate. Picture this: You...him...
CJ: The next Ashton & Demi...
CMM: Plus I did kiss both Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.
Kerry: Barf.
Rory: You did?!
CMM: With pride! :D
[on TV]
Cliff Drysdale: If you could see in the grandstand, actor Chad Michael Murray is conversing with Bridget Hennessy's family.
John McEnroe: I think he's canoodling with Bridget's mom. You can't be serious. THIS GUY'S NOT ASHTON KUTCHER!!
Cliff Drysdale: Anyways, we are tied at 2 with Roddick to serve.
[action on the court with Bridget hitting one inside the line]
Andy Roddick: [thinking] How'd I miss that?
Bridget: [thinking] Wow! I'm up 3-2! Why is mom flirting with...[spoken]...Chad Michael Murray?!

Cameraman: Hey, Tommy, look at this...[points camera at the Hennessy family box]
[crowd gasps]
Kerry: Uh...Mom?
Cate: Huih?
Kerry: Look...[points to JumboTron]
Chad: Oh, sh--
[newspaper spin: New York Post - Teen stud hits on Volvo-driving Soccer Mom at the US Open]
Billy Bush: Tonight on Acess, which One Tree Hill star was pulling an Ashton Kutcher at the US Open?
Giuliana DePandi: Chad Michael Murray flirted on a Detroit RN at the US Open...
Kevin Frazier:...apparently talking to the mother of a contestant who was playing a one-set tennis match with Andy Roddick for $1 Million.
Stuart Scott: The boy's got more boo-yah than Kobe Bryant. Mmm!
[Rory chuckles as he reads the newspaper at the airport]
Rory: I'm gonna be more famous than Bridget and Kerry COMBINED!
Bridgety and Kerry:Shut up, Rory! [play-punches Rory]
Rory: Ow!
[Grandpa Jim pulls newspaper away from Rory]
Rory: Hey! I was reading that!

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