Here's how you play. Someone asks a question, then the next person gives the WRONG answer, then asks another questions.

EX. How many kids does Carla have?
ANSWER: 2

I'll start.

Did Diane and Sam ever get married?

Yes.

Is Woody's last name Harrelson? (on the show, not in real life)

(Can we make the wrong answers sort of funny like in the game they have over at the Seinfeld board? If not, then just ignore my answer and move on like before.)

Yes, Woody's last name was Harrelson. Later, it became Harrelson-Rockefeller after his marriage to a 90-year-old heiress who insisted he adopt her family name.


Why did Diane leave Frasier at the altar?

Because she realized she left her oven on at home! (I know, I know, oldest trick in the book!)


Why did Diane throw her engagement ring out of Sam's car window?

Because she needed something to throw at the pedestrian she overheard ending a sentence in a preposition.


Why did Sam and Rebecca want to have a baby?

Because the local sperm bank burnt down!


Why did Cliff have an operation?

Cliff entered a competition called "Vegetables That Look Like Their Growers" and wanted to win really badly. So he had surgery on his face to make him look more like his squash.

What happened when Vera showed up at the gang's thanksgiving dinner ("Thanksgiving Orphans")?

She and Norm expressed their love for eachother through song.


Why is Sam nicknamed Mayday?

Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan
She and Norm expressed their love for eachother through song. :lol: :lol:


Sam was called Mayday because he stupidly thought that was the 8th day of the week.


What song did Woody sing for Kelly?

Woody sang a riviting and heartfelt "I wanna sex you up".


What does Margaret tell Cliff when she comes back from Canada that shocks him?

Margaret tells him she's carrying Paul's child.

Why does Woody call Diane Miss Chambers?

Because Diane was born in a chamber.


Why did Lilith choose Sam to teach her how to drive, rather than Frasier?

Lilith didn't want Frasier to teach her because Lilith had conditioned Frasier to get that "feeling" every time he heard a car honk.


Why does Carla challenge Rebecca to take care of an egg?

Because Carla often mistook Rebecca for an ostrich.


How many women has Sam been with?

Contrary to popular belief, Sam is, in fact, a virgin.

Why did Coach become a bartender?

Because the position of "lazy beer guzzler" was already taken by Norm Peterson.


Why did Rebecca start having sex dreams about Sam?

According for Freudian dream interpretation, Rebecca had sex dreams about Sam because she was repressing a deep desire to star in her own sappy day-time soap.

What was Carla's first reaction whenever she heard the name Diane?

Her first reaction was to kiss Diane's feet and offer her first born.


Why did Lilith cheat on Frasier?

She cheated on Frasier because she suspected he harbored feelings for Carla.

How would you describe Cliff's way with women?

Very Sanitary!


Why did Diane leave Boston?

She left because the mob was out to get her.

How did Carla feel about her kids?

Are you kidding? She showered them with affection every chance she got - after all, her oldest graduated from Harvard!


How did Diane take the news about her cat's death?

Diane was extremely upset over the news of her cat's death because she realized one cannot flush a cat.

How did Sam do in school?

Sam did great, but then again he had to sleep with the teacher to get an "A"


Why didn't Sam want Woody to borrow his car - for the date with Kelly?

Because Sam didn't want Woody to see his secret stash of Elizabethan poetry that he hides in his glove compartment.

How did Norm meet Vera?

On a yacht in the Carribean hosted by Fergie!


Why did Sam buy Diane a "fake" ring?

Because Sam, as a politically and morally conscious individual, did not want to support Diamond Wars in Africa.

What is Norm's favorite drink?

That's a trick question! Norm hates alcohol and loathes BEER!


Where did Lilith give birth to Fredrick?

She gave birth in Vegas in the middle of a Siegfried and Roy act.

Why does Cliff like Florida so much?

Because he finds that the mailmen there are real cute! - epecially in the Miami night clubs!


Who does Carla idolize?

The Yankees.


What's one of Sam's best pick-up lines?

I like you because you have the brains. Want to go out on a date?



How is Norm in bed?

When he's in bed with Vera, he's an electrifying sex god.

What kind of books does Diane read?

She reads trashy romance novels because while going out with Sam, she found out he was a virgin and she needed to find her entertainment somewhere else.

Why did Sam drop "The Sun Also Rises" in the bathtub?

Sam dropped the book because he thought he found echos of Kierkegaard in Hemingway's prolific portrayal of "The Lost Generation."

Why doesn't Carla sleep with Hank? ("Affairs of the Heart")

Because she feels spending time helping her kids is more important to her than a guy.

In the episode "Diane's Friend" what did Diane tell Sam to say no to?

She told Sam to say NO to drugs!

Why didn't Frasier enjoy his first date with Lilith?

Because Lilith made them have their first date in a frozen meat locker!


Where did Lilith and Frasier take Carla's son Lud? (so they'd know what it's like to have a child)

They were going to take him to the park, but once the kid started to misbehave, they took him to a shock therapy session and made him watch 24 hours worth of classic German cinema.

Who is the meanest person in the bar?

Easy! - Coach ~ that man made Carla took like Mother Theresa!


Who was Mr. Jammers?

Mr. Jammers was Diane's pet name for Sumner Sloane. She called him that because Sumner liked...jammin'...ha-ha...


Why was Coach mad at his baseball friend who passed away? ("Coach Buries a Grudge")

Because he never got the chance to really tell him off about not leaving him anything in his WILL!


What baseball team did Sam play for?

That's easy. The New York Yankees! Sam and especially Carla despised the Red Sox.

What college did Frasier attend?

Communtity College, of course!!!


Why did Nanny Gee sing "Tickle Your Tummy?"

Because the customers in the bar were getting sick of Diane drawing characatures of ladies on lizards.

Who is Sam's number 1 fan?

The Boston Feminist Association, of course.

On average, how many beers does Norm drink in a year?

Norm? Drink a beer? He doesn't have time while spending most of his day at the Center For Underpriveliged Children with his wife Vera.

What is it about John Allen Hill that turns Carla on?

He reminded Carla of an older, thinner, yet more distinguished Cliff Clavin...


What song turned Rebecca on?