Mine would have to be the one in my sig &

Vanessa: Rudy, what would you do in life if you only had a fourth grade education?
Rudy: Teach third grade. :lol:

Denise: Dad, I'd like permission to sleep away from home tonight.
Cliff: Ok, are you going to sleep at a friend's house?
Denise: No.
Cliff: Are you going to sleep at a stranger's house?

Vanessa: Denise pushed us out of the bathroom and Rudy doesn't have all of the shampoo rinsed out of her hair. If she goes blind can we get a dog?:rofl:

What about you all? :D

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Quotes from my favorite shows:

Boy Meets World: ''We'll return to The Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny, and here is the word... Shut Up!'' (Feeny to class)

Full House:
Kimmy: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Stephanie: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

The Cosby Show:
Theo: Dad, Denise is hogging the bathroom!
Cliff: Well, use the one downstairs.
Theo:The small one? That's for guests!
Cliff: Well, pretend you don't live here!

Roseanne:
[Having just met their new neighbor, Kathy Bowman]
Jackie: Maybe she was a little uptight.
Roseanne: A LITTLE uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor.

well,some of my faves are:
olivia:it's not the one in the picture:D (that was SO cute)!

cliff:vanessa?
vanessa:i have to go to the bathroom
cliff:rudy?
rudy:traffic:D <--soo funny!

denise:all right little one,it's time for bed
olivia:i can't stay down here?
denise:no!
olivia:oh mann now i'm getting the blues:lol:

sondra:don't call me muffin!
elvin:ok umm puffin