Tundra Wolf
07-06-2004, 03:24 PM
One day, Theo and his good friend Cockroach were playing Super Mario Bros. for the NES. All of a sudden they got sucked in.
Theo had on a brown shirt and red overalls and a red hat. Cockroach had white overalls a green shirt and a white hat.
"Let's-a go kill-a Heathclowffser," suggested Theio.
"Okey dokey," replied Cockroachigi.
They both entered Heathclowffser's castle and killed him.
Then they rescued a hoagie-shroom.
"Thank you, Theio," said the hoagie-shroom, "but our princess is in another castle."
So Theio and Cockroachigi traveled to Heathclowffser's castle.
"Bwaaaah!!!" a roar was heard. It was Heathclowffser!
"Dadser, you're huge!" Theo remarked.
"BECAUSE I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CLAIRDIA, AND I ATE ALL THE HOAGIE-SHROOMS AND GOT REALLY FAT," Heathclowffser explained.
"It's time to put a stop to your evil ways, Dr. Huxtabowser!" Cockroachigi exclaimed.
Theio and Cockroachigi got fire flowers and rapidly shot fireballs at Heathclowffser and he fell off the bridge. They continued into the other room and found Princess Rudystool.
"Thank you, Theio and Cockroachigi," Thanked Princess Rudystool. "The Hoagie-Shroom Kingdom is safe once more."
Theo awoke screaming in his bed. "Ahh, it was just a dreamed," he muttered to himself and went back to sleep.
THE END? :eek:
Theo had on a brown shirt and red overalls and a red hat. Cockroach had white overalls a green shirt and a white hat.
"Let's-a go kill-a Heathclowffser," suggested Theio.
"Okey dokey," replied Cockroachigi.
They both entered Heathclowffser's castle and killed him.
Then they rescued a hoagie-shroom.
"Thank you, Theio," said the hoagie-shroom, "but our princess is in another castle."
So Theio and Cockroachigi traveled to Heathclowffser's castle.
"Bwaaaah!!!" a roar was heard. It was Heathclowffser!
"Dadser, you're huge!" Theo remarked.
"BECAUSE I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CLAIRDIA, AND I ATE ALL THE HOAGIE-SHROOMS AND GOT REALLY FAT," Heathclowffser explained.
"It's time to put a stop to your evil ways, Dr. Huxtabowser!" Cockroachigi exclaimed.
Theio and Cockroachigi got fire flowers and rapidly shot fireballs at Heathclowffser and he fell off the bridge. They continued into the other room and found Princess Rudystool.
"Thank you, Theio and Cockroachigi," Thanked Princess Rudystool. "The Hoagie-Shroom Kingdom is safe once more."
Theo awoke screaming in his bed. "Ahh, it was just a dreamed," he muttered to himself and went back to sleep.
THE END? :eek: