Give the missing word in the following quotation from Cheers. Then post another line for the next person to fill in the blank.
It's up to you if you want to specify who said the line and how many letters are in the missing word.

I'll start with an easy one. (The number of * equals the number of letters in the missing word.)

Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest ********* I ever met!

Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest "fruitcake" I ever met!

My turn!


Lilith: I hope I can regard that as civility in light of today's situation, rather than ******* at my expense.

Sarcasm!


Diane: Don't be silly. I know of nothing that grows in ***** ****. (two words)

solid rock!!!


Frasier: On the way over, I decided to listen to a rock station on the radio to get into the mood. There was a line in one of those tribal passages that I felt summed up the evening: "Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody **** ***** tonight."

Wang Chung

Carla: Oooh! A ****** and ********** attack! I like it!