What would you like to hear St Peter say when you reach the 'pearly gates'??

I voted for Clay too. Ha, no. Im not sure yet.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I voted for Clay too. Ha, no. Im not sure yet.

:rofl: I'd love to hear him say that

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I voted for Clay too. Ha, no. Im not sure yet. Holy crap. :lol:

You did a great job down there, kid. Plus, you had an awesome music collection!

You can stay.

Welcome. Your loved ones are waiting for you.

Um wasn't that on the simpsons the other night?

Anyway who cares what he says, he could say he had a hotdog for lunch and i wouldn't care because i'd be too anxious to get in to heaven. it's not a pearly white place in the sky where you go see your dead relatives you evil fools, it's where you go do anything you want.

"You're dead get over it accept it I hope you lived a fulfilling life. The end"

who is st peter?

Originally posted by Kristina
who is st peter?

Heaven's concierge?!

Originally posted by I'maDESIlover
Heaven's concierge?! okay... whats a concierge? lolz.

Originally posted by Kristina
okay... whats a concierge? lolz.

When you stay at a fancy hotel; you call him up and he gets you tickets to events you want to attend or reservations for a special dinner

I hope I hear when I get there..'Come in, have a seat and relax....you are home'

oops. How'd that happen.

Double post.

"You questioned our existence, eh? For that you must burn in the fiery reaches of hell!!!...nah, just kidding. We actually admire that in people. You see people like Jerry falwell and Pat Robertson THOUGHT they were coming here...well, let's just say, they're toast." We both laugh. Fade. Credits roll.

Originally posted by I'maDESIlover
What would you like to hear St Peter say when you reach the 'pearly gates'??

Can I see some I.D. please?

;)

Originally posted by TJL
Can I see some I.D. please?

;)

Nah, you're an old fart. :p

"It's about time you showed up!";)


Actually, I'd rather hear, "Well done, thou good and faithful servant." From the big guy though.

But I'll probably hear something like, "Hmmmmm.... ohno: All right, you can come in, you made it. ...Barely."

"Don't worry, you're not human. You're really a mystical creature from the depths of Anywhereland that no one knows about. That's why you felt so different in your life. Enter the gates, fair maiden, your homeland awaits you."

"Welcome back, God. How was your break?"

"I'm a Democrat!" :D

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
"I'm a Democrat!" :D

:lol: